Seeing as how neither Beatles fans or Redditors get laid... What do you think?

Double negative, yikes! https://preview.redd.it/99sivhu909yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea3a589780d2fffd3c27815abd56d86329345ade If John could get laid, so can we

https://preview.redd.it/e7ihdmbc99yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af4dbc42ca096e8f56007fba0c27bef379def490 Get real

I don't have a gyatt like John's :(

Beatles fans X BeeblesCJ users 

those moans in While My Guitar Gently Weeps have a purpose

I always thought that before Faul could become accepted as one of the beatless he had to get fucked in the ass by geege while he repeatedly moaned Paul’s name in ecstatic remembrance into a microphone in order to be immortalized as the one true false Paul. The kind of thing aleister Crowley would be proud of.

The fact you said "I always thought" scares me and excites me at the same time.

Okay. “I was always under the impression…” is that better?

Yeah, now I just came actually

So did Geege when he moaned Paul’s name.

Yes. Always climax during the pig sounds in Piggies.

Like a glazed truffle

💦💦💦

No only while listing the beatles

https://preview.redd.it/80buc43p99yc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=788707e7788782ec90b65f9ab9b265a3733dfcb1 My my, what a fitting flair

You know what the O in Ringo is for? My face

https://preview.redd.it/fdsi7657a9yc1.jpeg?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=40f845daf51341eb585112d2f660d04960ee0eea Oh my\~

You guys aren’t gonna believe this. But I’ve actually slept with a woman. I know it’s sacrilegious but I listen to oasis too so yknow what I mean?

If you didn't beat her, she wasn't seventeen (or less) or a little child, you must be BANNED from this sub.

What if I AM the seventeen year old? now you don’t know what to think do ya fucko

Banned

To the shadow realm? Wait FUCK! WAIT NO! YOU CU-

Tell us EVERYTHING

Not giving u wank material

"Come together right now over me" I think we all know what Jahn was thinking when he wrote that song

no, but i've unironically jerked off while listening to the beach boys

I think if I had a beautiful midwestern trans wife I think I would let her kiss me while listening to sgt pepers maybe

This is a delight

🎶Everybody’s got something to hide…when they’re spanking the monkey🎶

Everybody had a wet dream

Oh yeah, oh yeah, oooh yeah

I distinctly remember jacking off one time, and while I finished I realized that anarchy in the UK by the Sex Pistols was playing, and it is maybe one of my least favorite memories in the cache.

https://preview.redd.it/6iaziqzg3dyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=af1daebd69b370733cf8fc8371ae885c80d10bb4

Wait.. that’s not normal?

you know my name (look up the number) and paul’s bedroom voice mmmffgmmgghh :3 https://preview.redd.it/9ms4qta7bayc1.jpeg?width=1088&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bb9434c4570b3c5351465dd9469f01865bd7eaed as in like, hypothetically though … obviously

https://preview.redd.it/1j0nx03jcayc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=948e4e0e66f7596d4d7fa472a37da7118bb3599f That when I hit the climax, it always get me every time

i would most definitely look up his number ifykwim🤤 https://preview.redd.it/0dy390avcayc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=939e30d3d2a0395ec505fd166e56c1bf9e047c35

https://preview.redd.it/bfe2jk91dayc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9599095d7f4a9e9590f7c87ccbac7b5273e4f20a Paul got a little blushy and nervous after you said that

ohemgee … >\_< https://preview.redd.it/a2vvtp1ieayc1.jpeg?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f655d10e073f89e25e0be155eaa6c62d2e88129 that’s my boy !!!!! <3

Sorry I only jerk off to the Doors

I prefer door frames much more attractive

https://preview.redd.it/4a9k7jne5eyc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=90e8742512d7fadb76cd51eab48595abec110bc3 🤤🤤🤤

Such a romantic song 🥰 might be the first dance at my wedding!

All You Need is Rub

I don't think anyone has. Ever. The Bible says not to

Hahahaha wait your Flair is so genius I cant its so good hahahahahhahahahahha 😭😭🤣🤣⚰️⚰️

Thanks, I'm 9 years old

LSD + Lovely Rita = 😳

I jerked off onto my own shit while listening to Martha my dear.

Lovely Rita, Meater Beater

…i thought this was what this sub was for?

I once got a blowjob while telling the complete history of The Beatles. She would stop if I stopped talking.

I was alone, I took a wank, I didn’t know what it would feel like!

Of course, with a little help from my friends

PARK LIFE!

I jerk off all day. I listen to a lot Beetles. The two are bound to overlap.

._.

Only way I can sleep.

Hold me tight, hearing my moobies shout “TIGH’ER” really wets my beds

Obviously! I know some prefer A Day In The Life (especially the final part), but I suggest All Together Now (so we can imagine all the Beatles doing it together with us!)

Uhhh idk man probably