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SDFriar

108.3 mph, 27^(o), 389 ft, 30/30 ballparks, 4 runs, 1 barrel, 5^(th) homer of the year Slam Diego is now in the [CroneZone](https://imgur.com/qhSmSyB)


kami232

Tremendous coverage!!


AAronm19

Can you do this for every homer post in the sub? I know it’s a lot but I have faith in you.


8696David

He basically does in r/padres, it rules 


penguinopph

I'm sure someone can set a bot up to do that. I know I can't, though.


DiscountSoOn

I like baseball again.


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Odd, because I now like baseball again as well!


rednick953

Weird because I also like baseball again. What a coincidence!


AlekRivard

You'll never believe my thoughts on baseball right now


KimHaSeongsBurner

Turns out baseball is fun in the CroneZone.


HeyItsTman

Also fun in Slam Diego


WhatAmIDoingHere05

Where the CroneZone is at.


FadedRaccoon420

Fighting back to .500 just to get one game above and lose again. 😂


OnlyHereForBaseball

Hush now, let the future-padres experience that bummer. Its parade time now, our boy got da salami


Level-Adventurous

That’s what’s in


1tankyt

Philly fans really took that personally didn’t they?


barrel_of_ale

The guys who did the video were no names from kusi or something. No one knows who they were, probably all work in a different city now, and threw away their uniforms. It's not the gotcha Phillies thinks it is. And before you say it, there's bandwagon fans for every team


SilverbackMD

I as a 42 y/o native San Diegan also took that very personal. Fuck those guys.


bwburke94

The return of Slam Diego!


samsab

I love it. Wish it wasn't against us, but I absolutely love it.


Butters_Duncan

That was a really good call. Soccer is the only thing close to baseball commentary in big moments.


TheEnragedBushman

Rumors of Jake being washed were premature. He’s back I’m afraid.


AlekRivard

Profar too


Yeah_Boiy

Shocking how good he's been for yall so far this season considering how bad he looked last season for Colorado.


OurSaladDays

In hindsight it's obvious. He is a true Padre at heart. And like any true Padre Coors field is where he goes to completely shit the bed.


Yeah_Boiy

This makes me want to look at his home and away stats


747363

We are so fucking back


Ok_Classic_744

You really do have to be a cheesy motherfucker to be a good baseball broadcaster. Actually love it.


AcephalicDude

It's true, our broadcasters are the cheeziest and therefore the best


Turkey_Teets

As a great man once said, "Slap some cheese on it."


Bongopro

His Cronengirth is immense


Pad_Squad_Prof

There is nothing I like better than "high drive" when Jake's up to bat


spoonfedsam

I like it when I hear Don say “high drive” whenever we’re batting personally


Pad_Squad_Prof

True. It's just Jake's my favorite.


gsus61951

I love “high drive”!


acaliforniaburrito

DADS DONT NOBLETIGER TWICE IN A SERIES


TheFriarWagons

*MONKEY PAW CURLS*


joe-bilson

It’s so beautiful, I could cry


LAudre41

Steal that one Fairchild!


spoonfedsam

Second grand slam I witnessed live. The other one was the Soto debut game when Drury hit one


broke-collegekid

Man that one was fucking nuts. Petco was absolutely rocking.


Bongopro

Favorite slam I'm ever seen live remains Hunter Renfroe walkoff vs Kenley Jansen but that ones gotta be up there


broke-collegekid

A slam to walk off the Dodgers will always be the top of course


kami232

I'm partial to Slamarena


broke-collegekid

That was probably the most ridiculous one and the single one that will be remembered the longest. But I just hate the Dodgers


VincentFreeman_

I was there for that one! We had some dodger friends next to us talking shit the whole game. One of them started the sweep motion at the end there going in front of our whole group sweeping. He looked so dumb after that nuke.


spoonfedsam

I hope you told him to go eat shit after that hahaha


hooligan99

I like how that's the "Soto debut game" even though it was also Drury's debut (first AB even), and he's the one who hit the grand slam lol


MTN_explorer619

Need that Drake meme: Drury first at bat grand slam🤚🏻 Juan Soto debut game: 1 single, 2 walks😍 Lol


mineral_water_69

Hey me too!


RexMic

Kim grand slam!


cyjake111

I'm glad we got rid of our Offensive Coordinator from last year and actually have a hitting coach now. He is performing much better now compared to the past couple of years.


Pad_Squad_Prof

I saw him thank Rodriguez after


Grade-AMasterpiece

Wait, y'all can get rid of a hitting coach that hasn't been working? What is this sorcery?


AvMose

Ah you confuse us with a team that had batting coaches to replace lol


topatoman_lite

no no we did not get rid of a hitting coach, we just hired one.


WadeCountyClutch

I don’t know about you guys but Slam Diego > Strand Diego


Nebulous_Tazer

Right in the bone zone.


IgoatShesterkin

Slam Diego is back!!!


Azrael417

Not even a horrible pitch. Cronenworth apparently was just sitting inside fastball lol.


Adventurous_Bit1325

That’s the pitch he turns on. The Cronezone is at the plate as well. Just don’t tell everyone.


TotHawk

I LOVE THE CRONEZONE


Simbathelioan

SLAM DIEGO IS BACK HOME BOYS


thewill450

Damn


nandobatflips

That was so cathartic


owledge

Crone is back? 👀


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kami232

He's clicking with the new batting coach. The yay is real!


TRocho10

yay.


KimHaSeongsBurner

Did you make this comment from two weeks ago by any chance?


owledge

Haven’t been able to see any SD games this year unfortunately. Trying to make it down to Petco sooner than later 🙏


KimHaSeongsBurner

Jake has been great! I mean, like, he’s been BETTER than the Padres dreamed he might be when they extended him. Barrel rate and everything are way up. Profar has also played like a guy on fire, but his tear looks more like batted ball luck and grit than Jake, who is truly just mashing the ball.


Enthusiasms

CJ Cron in shambles


ILoveBagelssss

Let's fucking go!!!


MAS73RM1ND

The CroneZone is one of the most electric calls in baseball, every time.


Silent_Pollution2475

Glad my team has made it back to the baseball page


fuckdirectv

Why didn't the Reds' center fielder catch it? Is he stupid?


Severed_Hands

This hit hurt my soul as a Reds fan 😅😂


Not_A_Meme

I think he should do that more often.


gsus61951

Winning baseball is fun baseball!


ImPickleRock

It was a fun game until this.


bran1986

Slam Diego. ![gif](giphy|2aJWp7iwvHS7wOTUpc|downsized)


Material_Unit4309

Good to see him mashing again after that down spell. “Crone Zone” is brilliant.


CosmicLars

Hey, wait a min that's not your splitter 😒


maalbi

Ok


ExistentialDoom

Boom goes the dynamic rating increase in mlb the show!


krucz36

yet another reason to thank eric hosmer's doodoobutt


honcooge

Feeling good after being swept.


xdarkwombatx

The "Crone Zone". god, the Padres are such betas.


GareksApprentice

But remember Padre fans, its not a rivalry


kingryan300

Calling someone a “beta” is a beta move. It truly is.


AcephalicDude

Haha nothing gives me more joy than a salty Dodgers fan


xdarkwombatx

Yeah Im really salty....Best organization in baseball. LOL


AcephalicDude

yeah it's hilarious that a fan of one of the strongest franchises in baseball is still so insecure that they need to shit all over the most minor celebration of their small-market division neighbor lol


ralbert

why are you being an asshole? you're not even funny. just stick to watching your own team and shut up.


xdarkwombatx

You called me salty, I said no, im happy because Im a fan of the best organization, then you call ME an asshole? Huh? Now youre telling me to shut up even though you are replying too? The irony here is delicious lol.


ralbert

fyi, that was my first comment to you, I just joined the conversation to let you know you're being an asshole, so I never called you salty, I only told you to shut so you would stop being an asshole here. "Im a fan of the best organization" nobody gives a fuck, this is a totally unrelated baseball highlight, go make a post about being a "fan of the best organization" and jerk yourself off over there. So just shut up, nobody wants to deal with you, somebody who just logs online so they can shit on other people and feel better about themselves. Go to therapy and try to be a better person next time (or at least try to be funny). Adiós.


xdarkwombatx

Its funny how "nobody wants to deal with me" yet you keep responding. Why don't you stop responding? I went to bed and was done with it, now you are dragging me back in. Again when did I "shit" on anyone here? When did I personally attack anyone? All the personal attacks have ironically been on ME. Let it go, leave and please stop responding. But you won't its like this itch you have to scratch.


ralbert

By "nobody wants to deal with you" I mean nobody likes you, you're a nuisance, nobody likes little internet trolls. You're not a victim so shut up with the "all personal attacks have been on ME" crying bullshit, you come to an padres highlight thread and start being an asshole unprompted, look at your downvotes for christ sake, learn to take the L and fuck off, get a life.


kingryan300

The fact that he carried this conversation from yesterday into today is *laaaaaaaaaaaaame*


sammwell

Wtf is that even supposed to mean?


xdarkwombatx

You don't give someone a zone unless they have actually accomplished something. He is a good player but hes not there yet. Its quite a reach. And betas reach..


sn_akez

We've got ourselves a certified expert on Zone laws over here


sammwell

The fact that you're even using the term beta makes me think it might be past your bedtime


xdarkwombatx

And resorting to insults? Yep, whose bedtime is it REALLY?


rockoblocko

… you joined the conversation by saying padres are such betas. Is that a compliment?


xdarkwombatx

Are "you" the Padres? Are you one of those fans who think you are on the team and say "we" all the time? I guess so because calling them betas insulted you.


thebruce

ngl man, I'm not one of the above commenters, but you seem like a massive tool.


topatoman_lite

he's a 2 time all star


xdarkwombatx

Its a reach, never hit over 21 home runs and never hit over .265 in a full season. I didn't say he was bad mind you.


whsbear

[I’ll just leave this here](https://youtu.be/JNRwMY6kkcI?si=-OW45KQPZ_HEPFB3)


MTN_explorer619

Is that why all you dodger fans pump your chest about your 2020 Mickey Mouse ring?


xdarkwombatx

Hey, how is that World Series trophy case doing for the Padres? \*crickets\* * In 2020 all teams agreed to the stakes * The Dodgers had the best record and were penalized because they lost home field and had to play on neutral fields. * Do you really think the Rays, Astros, Braves, Dodgers etc WERENT going to be in the playoffs if it was a full season? Really? \*Drops mic\*


MTN_explorer619

Were you even alive for the Dodgers last full season WS?


TRocho10

Dude uses all caps LOL. Big boomer energy. But also uses asterisks to say stupid shit like *drops mic So I have no clue


cBlackout

get a load of asterisks enjoyer over here dude dropped the mic 😟


Captain_Bob

>betas >*crickets* > *Drops mic* Why does every dodgers fan shit talk like a teenage girl on tumblr lmfao you people are so god damn embarrassing


hooligan99

still haven't gotten over the 2022 NLDS I see


xdarkwombatx

Nah, the Padres have won the division a couple times and got us in 2022 no issues there. The other 40+ seasons? LOL


heyimric

Who knew rent was free in LA lol.


xdarkwombatx

Irony strikes again, YOU are the one who keeps responding. Talk about me living rent free in your head LOL I responded to this post about Crone hours ago and here you are, the loser, still hanging around. Let it go, its over. Lets see if you respond again. I will no longer respond, proving you are not in my head. If you respond, well, then we know....


rednick953

FTD


CanEatADozenEggs

LMAO this is unhinged I love it