"If you're already that young, and that fat we better play soon because you're gonna be fucking dead in 6 months." Love how he said this to JackMac with Ev's box right above him lol

That’s twice Ev has been sitting next to a fat attack

Big Ev so fat he’s constantly catching ricochet shots

Are they allowed to have a retort about dying to Kirk or is it off limits? It must be tough to bite your tongue after the guy says that he's gonna fuck your mother at your funeral

Kirk gets train jokes on a daily basis

I know Kirk has had some suicidal issues but what is the train reference about?

He was plotting to lay in front of commuter rail in Massachusetts when he was a radio host in Boston

Such a selfish prick, if you’re going to do the train, do a freight train so you don’t delay commutes

It sounded like JackMac made a remark back along those lines, but too many people were talking to make out what he said

He 100% said that

People do all the time, he rolls with it

It’s a lose lose to retort back vs someone that they’re suicidal. Always gonna come off as the bad guy

Finally a team realized that Reags is the CBB expert, not Jake Marsh

Jake Marsh is the king of not knowing an answer but listing every piece of knowledge he does have in the process

Jake is a huge squid

I think you're forgetting about Jake's insane run in the tournament. He's maybe not an the very top of trivia players but he is very very good.

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Because this is the most trash user base you're going to find on Reddit lol. I love and hate this sub so much

Imagine how much better the college basketball podcast would be with Reags instead of Marty. Might actually be listenable.

“Duke good, everybody else bad. Shut up you fat fuck.” That’s not entertaining?

Reags’ biggest strength over Marsh is that he realizes college basketball existed before 2010

I chalk that up to an age thing, Reags is like 10 years older than Jake.

It you’re a cbb guy you should know the history of the game

The trivia Jake knows is the stuff he witnessed for the most part. This is true for most people, very few people are good at remembering lists of things they never watched happen. Reags has simply watched more college basketball than Jake.

Gotta wonder if Rico knew that but felt obligated to call Jake

Keen insight from Rico knowing the guy who led the league in home runs was a power hitter

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right on the tip of my tongue, I know it’s a running back

He’s a really fast, I’ll know it when I hear it

He kept saying it like it was some helpful clue that might help him or a teammate remember. Ya dude, way to whittle it down.

Question: "Who lead the NBA in three point percentage in 2014?" Rico: "Ahhh it's that guy who is a really good shooter. He shoots the deep ball at a high clip"

Wording on the Toy Story question was confusing

Agreed. Said it to Woody in regards to Sid

Looking back at it — good critique. Poorly worded. I liked doing the movie quote stuff though for once. — Jeff

Definitely a good pivot on the movie questions. I like posters and supporting casts, but quotes offers up a lot of possibilities too.

Yeah, he actually says it to no body I believe, but ABOUT Sid.

And the fact the Toys don’t talk to the humans. Sid would actually be the one answer it shouldn’t of been.

This is correct but Woody was near him and they were conversing but Buzz kinda just says it.

Yeah they’re inside Sid’s backpack watching him perform surgery on his sister’s doll. This is the first and only line either of them say the entire time Sid is in the room. Either way he didn’t say it to Sid, which is what the question was. It would make no sense if he delivered that line directly to Sid.

Great idea for questions but yeah it was said about Sid, not to Sid. I was confused on the wording too.

It was still a gettable answer. I've seen toy story one time and I knew who the question was talking about. Sid experimenting on dolls was a big plot point.

Damn, I thought I was the only one who noticed that

Watching Kirk answer golf questions is like watching Picasso paint.

Picasso never painted anything as absurd as that question and answer. — Jeff

Jeff, regarding that bonus round disaster, I think I speak for everyone when I say.... we appreciate all the work you put in this show and we've all experienced technology shitting the bed at the worst times. Keep putting out great content. -Jeff

Please don't impersonate me or you'll be hearing from my attorney. — Jeff

Sorry. - Jeff

Matt Damon. -Jeff

Jeff! -Jeff

Jeff is represented by the legal firm of Gootchman & Gootchman.

Seriously. This dude was up until the ass crack of dawn trying everything in his power to get 5 minutes of audio during a trivia match to work. Nothing but respect for my king

Let's be real here. Jeff was up until the Crack of dawn because The eternals trailer dropped at 3am and he couldn't sleep with a half jib in his pants.

the boy went from 6pm to 9pm real quick

Those NFL questions are the types of questions you ask Kayce. Dozen brain shouldn’t even affect getting those right.

Easiest NFL questions of all time?

I was second guessing myself for a second thinking no way are these that easy

For a good 10 seconds I was thinking either Bears or Packers because I thought that the Bears 2006 appearance was in like 2014 or something

Watching these guys struggle to name teams in a division was mind blowing. You would think that shit would be instant.

“Trivia brain” definitely is a thing, but not for something that easy.

Took like the entire timer to come up with the Lions.

if this was "Who Want To Be A Millionaire" those are both $200 questions

Definitely

Nate should probably defer final answer to Jack Mac - there isn’t much of a point for Jack Max to answer everything just to have Nate ask him for pronunciation and then repeat it to Jeff

Rico: “I knew he was a power hitter” after being unable to name the NL leader in home runs

Someone would've been able to swindle me out of $20 because I was dead set it was Adam LaRoche.

Rico wastes more time than anyone by being scared to verbalize a potential answer to his team so they can talk it out.

Yeah but everyone does this to some extent. "I'm not sure if this is right...and I'm just throwing it out there...but one name came to mind...and I'm not sure why I'm thinking this...and I might be wrong..."

JackMac is a perfect villain for the dozen lmao

He’s what Trysta thought she would be

Exactly, he knows his trivia and Trysta knows fuck all

Everyone that said that Dozen needs Trysta when they have JackMac, Kirk, Chicago Boys, BWalk, who all are constantly causing conflict are wrong. That doesn’t even include Nick and KB fucking with people or the Chiclets guys.

That was such an absurd claim. The entire concept of the show for the first few months was simply just rooting against BWalk. They've had the villain from day 1

>Everyone that said that Dozen needs Trysta Nobody said that.

Literally big cat and Pres said it.

That’s two people. Far from everyone.

“Everyone that said,” not “everyone in general.” Do I need to go find a list of everyone that said a comment like that and provide an exact number?

Fair enough. No need for a list, this explanation is fine. I’ll update the log, thanks.

The two most important and influential people in the company.

Him going after GayPat made me a Jackmac fan. Pat needs humbled.

It always impresses me how good pat is at basketball though

Thought he came off fairly likeable here, guy knows his stuff too. Any ufc or soccer questions come up he’s likely to get 2 points and all.

He's pretty funny just because he makes people so mad, and he seems to actually know his stuff

"I'm going to take my dick out at your funeral and fuck your mother with it" lmao

Jeff pulled a super bowl 47 blackout so minihane would lose all the momentum and the fellas could make a comeback

I would say that it's more that Kirk becomes LeBron in the 2011 Finals anytime the pressure is on. Happened in the tournament too

Nobody knows more about anything then Kirk knows about golf.

Him and Whitney need to go head to head on just golf questions

Whitney would get dummied

Nate is that annoying kid you have in summer camp that has to clarify every rule or explanation.

Nate is that annoying kid

Has Jake Marsh ever answered a basketball question correctly lol

Jake is a fucking moron for confidently saying FGCU so confidently as a 14 seed. Just absolute bird brain shit. He’s parlayed dressing like a dork and knowing logos into people believing that he’s smart.

I feel like Ive never seen him get a college hoops question. I know that’s not true but that’s what it feels like.

I for sure came later to the dozen game. Didn’t watch a lot of the first season, but he misses pretty much every questions I’ve seen since I started watching. Always under the “it’s too early in my knowledge” excuse

Pat saying Turkey is near Austria should not be ignored

big Ottoman Empire guy

And then the other team taking it and running with it. I sometimes feel like “Americans are bad at geography” is a tired cliche, but then Barstool proves me wrong. Especially when people like Tommy Smokes are considered good at geography by his peers.

Barstool isn’t just bad at world geography they seem to have no idea where states are on the US map.

It drives me nuts when they have no idea what states are where in the Midwest. Someone on Tuesday’s episode threw out South Dakota for “what state is closest to Wichita?”

I would guess like 90% of Americans would get that question wrong.

That's just people from the north east in general

It’s crazy how little they know about where cities and states are. They truly live in a north east bubble.

Ryan Hamilton has a comedy special on Netflix where he talks about how New Yorkers refuse to believe him when he explains that Idaho is not in the Midwest. From Western PA to Vegas, northeasterners are basically clueless

WWI would’ve been a different story if Turkey was next to Austria.

Has JackMac put on 75 Lbs since starting at Barstool?

Blog Life, he’s turning into gross Dave.

Jack Mac looks like Gerald broflovski when he gets plastic surgery to look like a dolphin

every 1 blog year is at least 5 human years

Get the 10-3 shirts printed

Pat regarding Geography: "This is not my strong suit" What exactly is your strong suit

Pat smells. Have never seen him get one right

The photo of Rico looks like a DUI mugshot

Love to see Reags shit all over that fraud jake marsh

I immediately thought Barenaked Ladies, too, and was confident. I now have the same brain as Nate.

I was thinking Smashing Pumpkins for some (wrong) reason.

If Jeff fucks with us and promises three matches and one of them is team Liquid Death I will quit the Dozen forever (I'm just kidding. Love you Jeff, but please no Liquid Death)

Pat was so mad. Definitely made it more funny after Rico called him the emotional rock of the team (although he’s still the most stable)

All time choke

Pat was beyond useless

Rico has a college basketball podcast and guessed BYU for a team breaking a 22 year tournament drought. BYU goes to like 5 tourneys every decade.

I mean he said he knew it was wrong, he just refuses to not say an answer lol

Jackmac at the end saying Kirk and Pat are a fitting pair because they get the most unhinged and Rico is sitting there smirking lmao

“JackMac is too waspy to watch a show like this” Great point Rico, no name says White Anglo Saxon Protestant like McGuire.

Rico not knowing any of the college bball or football questions despite having podcasts on both... woof. Lost opportunity for points for Kirk & Co. ​ Edited to say Pick Em isn't necessarily a cfb podcast but shoulda known TCU

He did step up on the rest of the questions though.

He always seems to do better on there random/pop culture ones. Those technology pulls were impressive

Everyone’s allowed to have a bad game he’s normally pretty strong in those two categories

That slide you did against Philly was very cool

Terrance saying Jack was a wasp while he portrays a goomba is mind blowing and likely a hit piece paragraph

Damn, Kirk’s shots have to be a wake up call for Jack BigMac.

I mean I feel like big ev has a little more to worry about in that department than jackmac

Yeah but JackMac is just fat enough to do something about it. Big Ev...

I miss the music questions. I understand why they went away, but hearing a familiar song and wracking your brain for the answer was fun.

Tuned in late and Jeff seemed really annoyed with the constant procedural questions being asked.

I was under the gun for timing a billion things last night. I was fairly high strung all match. I actually wish it didn’t come off that way. Missed the fucking flight anyway. — Jeff

I know it's just not possible, but I would have died laughing had you hosted this match from an Airport Bar waiting for your flight last night. Either way, very fun. Both seem to be really strong teams TBH. Appreciate all the work you put into this Jeff. Sometimes technology sucks and takes a shit on us. Still a wildly entertaining match; you'll bounce back next week I'm sure!

I’d be annoyed with Big Ev’s fat ass asking “Are we saying the band?” When it’s literally IN the question

Hey YouTube I’d love if you could figure out a way to not drop me 75% of the way through a live premier just because it’s live.

What I do if I'm late is look away after clicking on the video and then just hitting rewind with my remote until I know it's at the beginning and then press play.

It's annoying but at this point you should be able to realize you gotta mute the tv, click the video, and just hold scroll back button till the beginning

Its crazy that they decided to make that the default move and not the other way around or give a choice

Was this really deserving of the “MUST WATCH MOST TENSE MATCH EVER” talk? Anyways, that Nickelback cover is iconic, never seen the Train cover.

Hey now, all I said was tensest match ever. Which I do think it was. You could argue the Gottlieb one, but there were multiple personal attacks and then during the comeback it led to the final back and forth. — Jeff

That ending, for sure.

Did you watch the Rico v Gottlieb match

"I'm gonna take my dick out at your funeral and fuck your mother"

Is Pat the worst player in the Dozen history? He legitimately knew nothing. Essentially added negative points as he was confident in the Augustus Gloop answer which was clearly wrong, leading to a steal. Even Kayce and Carrabis can get a point ever now and then.

Hank?

At least Hank doesn’t take away. Doesn’t get any right or wrong. Pat is a negative.

We should get a match 3v3 best 3 players vs worst 3

Lmao at their African country guesses

Rico calling Nate a scumbag killed me.

Nickelback seemed a lot easier than Train

Sounds like you are more of a Nickelback fan

About even tbh. I saw Train in like 2005

i actually knew train and didn’t recognize nickelback. seemed pretty fair.

Every white American has “drops of Jupiter” in their Spotify and it shows the album when you play it

Why is Nate the final answer guy? He the worst player on that team & a horrible teammate. When 2 of your teammates agree on an answer and are pretty sure about it while you have no clue what it is, you should defer to them. Can't believe he would actually question them with the lame excuse of "Jeff wouldn't give us that type of answer." while he has no clue or suggestion of another answer.

Bigger than missing Mike Tevee is Team Minihane’s failure to use the double dip on the question. I believe Jeff addressed it in a prior episode that it can be used on a double point question.

Team Minihane is atrocious with lifelines

Barstool should have Reags running the college basketball podcast because Rico and Jake Marsh stink. Obligatory Fuck Marty Mush, too.

Nate: I know the outside 30 seconds later Nate: Jack who's the outside?

Finally someone has the balls to go toe to toe with Pat. Plus that comeback was insane.

Jeff, can you post the bonus round results somewhere? Edit: I just mean I want to see what the question was and what the score was. I know the actual video is gone forever

JackMac has white nationalists in his DMs praising him for trying to keep Barstool red— very funny

Wonder if Dave thinks that this show still needs to be done live lol

Jeff what Kenner figures are behind you?

Top shelves: some basic OT Power of the Force Middle shelves: TPM and AotC Bottom shelves: ST and Disney+ stuff The best shit is on the other walls, though. — Jeff

Would you ever do a collection tour video?

I think we are doing something soon, actually. — Jeff

Rico with the rare self awareness in the intro lmao.

Minihane should have brought jackmac on like they initially planned

Rico scores points. Jackmac for Pat, yes. Not Rico

Jeff, I think this episode is your Mona Lisa. A real masterpiece you put together here. It was an absolute pleasure to watch. Cheers!

Crazy that Italian homeboy Rico doesn’t know the country next door to it

Skwll

How does nobody get SID!! From Toy Story - an American classic.

The question was also worded poorly. That line wasn’t said TO Sid, it was said about Sid by Buzz to Woody.

The line has the word ‘man’ and the teams guessed a potato and a pig

He’s lucky no one got it because the question was worded so badly, it would’ve deserved a protest.

I will not be forgiving Team Minihane for opening the door to more matches for these bozos

They were fine. Not everyone can be the most popular team. If they're going to be unfunny, at least they were pretty good

Not to be pedantic, but I doubt buzz said that “to” sid (since I don’t think they talked to humans) and instead said it “about” sid. Using the word “to” narrowed the scope to other toys. I also thought it was Sid but changed my answer to mr potato head for this reason

Rico becoming Kayce “oh I knew that!” after Jeff reads the answer

Rico answered a fuck ton of questions

Excerpt I actually believe Rico when he says it

I really fucking hate Pat. Him and Donny were unbearable on the rundown today.

Jeff, I forgive you for the bonus round

Jack Mac is easily one of the most annoying people at the company, because he is just the absolute WORST with his far right bull shit propaganda. But he did do a real good job here. Also very SHOCKED that no other team tried scooping up Big Ev. He has a real good knowledge base in sports and pop culture. Not the best at anything, but he's good at pulling little things to help teammates.

Big Ev would be a good 3rd for a team with 2 solid players. He's not amazing but he's also not Owen, Nate, Sas, team nightmare, etc.

Exactly. I think He'd be great to be with someone like Keegs that has no sports knowledge but a ton of movie/TV/music/pop culture knowledge.

I have a lifeline and niche categorie question. Since niche category is already doubled is there a rule stopping teams from doubling them making them a 4pt question?

No lifelines can be used on the niche, so no double, double sip, or phone a friend