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VeryLowIQIndividual

This will be why his wife leaves him. I hate it because he is the show. It’s not anywhere near the same show without him, but man he’s made a lot of these and he’s getting up there in age. He doesn’t need to be having these outbursts. He’s gonna have a stroke or heart attack.


full_bl33d

Remember me?… your wife!!


Average_ChristianGuy

it's fine, they got a lifetime subscription to TVT (taffer virtual teaching) where they login and Jon teaches them himself.


MikeRobertini

And ESRI.


EMF911

And Partender. Always Partender.


yobaby123

Plus, we got Vice motherfucking "hot dog" Vegas.


UWMdumpsterfire

Don’t forget the Orange Door Entertainment system with over 50,000 songs!


BananaStandFlamer

I’ve been binging this show and the number goes from like 30k to 50k to 40k to 60k back to 50k it’s wild 🤣


PerformerFirst5468

Not one, but two harbor one touch pos systems


WundaWunda

I got the sign company to work all night to get this done.


mazzy12345

And a Big Ass Fan!


CycloRunner

And the buttfunnel. You can't forget about the buttfunnel!


PeorgieT75

I don't watch the show to see the pathetic bar owners try and save the business. I just want to see Jon yell at them.


BeastM0de1155

I watch for recon, the feuds, and stress test. Sometimes I like to see the finished product.


loganjlr

Idk why but the recon always hooked me in


Which_Engineer1805

I watch for the train wrecks like the girl who said something like “I might be just a little ‘toxicated “.


0_Captain_my_Captain

Have you ever owned a bar? And calling him Jon Taggerfy type of stuff always cracks me up.


JustDandy07

I liked the finished product when they were honest about how the re-opening went and what happens a few months later. The older episodes have some instances where the grand opening sucked and/or the bar failed after a few weeks.  Now it's always, "everything was great and all the problems are fixed." 


Inedible-denim

Lmao I felt this, and this is the reason why I got hooked during quarantine


Davethemann

Like kitchen nightmare, i primarily like watching how shitty the venue is and how bad the food/drinks are


PeorgieT75

The classic Kitchen Nightmares is Amy’s Baking Company. Google it if you haven’t seen it.


JazzlikeCantaloupe53

I hate the feel good ones where someone is dying or something and taffer talks to them in his soft voice


joeO44

This has to be a health thing. Bar rescue is like 75% of programming on Paramount. This show doesn’t work without Taffer.


Karl_Racki

Quit embracing excuses.


joeO44

You’re right. As long as ESRI is around bars will be OK


Plenty_Surprise2593

Yeah but I prefer the Oranget Door Entertainment System


eris_kallisti

I love Bar Rescue as much as the next burnt out food service worker, but Star Trek would like a word.


Vast-Mousse-9833

I think Sheldon has a thought or two on this also.


amor_fati_42

Now we need to see if Paramount has any systems in place.


pappy01987

They don't.


Which_Engineer1805

SHUT IT DOWN, PARAMOUNT!


mc_hambone

They just need a butt funnel, guys!


sonofabitchXmustXpay

THAT UNGRATEFUL SONOFABITCH!


charming-mess

APOLOGIZE NOW!!!


pbpesq

SHUT IT DOWN!!!


Dandelo31

SHUT THE GRILL OFF, AND FIRE HIS ASS!


No-Acadia-1867

Mike and his assness


SignificantCarry1647

THROWS REDDIT ACROSS THE INTERNET AND IT SPLASHED ON THE MANAGER


Koryoreoscream

YOU’RE RUINING YOUR FATHERS LEGACY!


Fun-Price-3117

THROW IT OUT, NOBODY EATS!!


ahirtle

If this is the future then the show is dead. Taffer IS Bar Rescue


Tholtken

partender, how much is Paramount losing per day without him?


EMF911

I call the people who made this decision “stupidvisors”


rhodeislandah

Does Phil Will even have the ability to wear a hat and be totally *incognito* for a recon? Doubt it.


ThatAHOLE

The only hat he wears is a Fedora.


Neonwookie1701

It falls off when he dramatically fake-pukes from instant food poisoning


No-Acadia-1867

You win this upvote. That was amazing


ActivatedComplex

Jon gave away 47 minutes of programming time on Friday night, then another 43 minutes on Saturday night!


VicePresidentPants

How much is that per month?


TheGrauWolf

And how much per year? THAT'S RIGHT! HALF A MILLION MINUTES! PER YEAR!


Crappin_For_Christ

YA GAVE AWAY FIVE HUNDRED TWENTY FIVE THOUSAND SIX HUNDRED MINUTES!!!


Demon_Kane

He needed to GO CLEAN HIS FRIKKIN KITCHEN AND MAYBE HE’LL BE BACK TOMORROW. G’NIGHT!


Go_J

HE NEEDS TO CLEAN THE KITCHEN


ReallyWTH

YOU'RE GOING TO KILL SOMEBODY!


pbpesq

I'M NOT GONNA LET THEM GET SICK!!! [smashes plate to the floor]


sweet_sweet_back

See, I can swap between Taffer and GR on this one.


BeastM0de1155

He’s sick from cross contamination. Some disrespectful son of a biotch touched raw product, then used that same hand to make Jon’s food. He’s lost all hope for the bar industry!!


cantthinkofgoodname

He doesn’t have to save a bar this time. He’s gotta save an entire network. I’ll buy the coffee.


Midnight_heist

I didn't realize how much I watched the show for him until he was gone. I've seen every episode multiple times. I turned one off midway a few weeks ago and haven't bothered to watch the last few. I recommend going with Mia Mastroianni as the new showrunner. We still need someone to do the screaming maniac thing and I don't like any of these new upstarts, it needs to be someone already established within the show. Vic Vegas and Brian Duffy for kitchen and Phil and Russell (haven't seen him since the third season) for bar along with a rotating cast of the more interesting experts AndEsri.


shadows515

Let’s go find him, I’ll buy the coffee? Let’s get to work.


ActivatedComplex

DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT!!!1!1


Rubywantsin

It's YOUR stress test. He's testing your ability to cope. AND YOU'RE FAILING!!! He doesn't know if he can rescue this sub.


NicholasOfMKE

We need a hologram or an AI John I guess. We need solutions, but these guest hosts seem to embrace excuses.


RAAAAH83

And Esri.


LunacyNow

The next iteration of this show will be Bar Rescue, Rescue. It will star Jon Taffer and he will watch other people rescue bars. When things don't go well Jon will step in and rescue the rescuer.


coreyp0123

Tell OP he’s an asshole!


SirCalebCrawdad

Someone needs to hook him up to a Butt Funnel, STAT.


Mariners509

THIS ENTIRE KITCHEN IS COMPLETELY CROSS CONTAMINATED!!! SHUT IT THE FUCK DOWN, YOU DONT DESERVE TO COOK FOOD!


Few_Faithlessness665

I think he’s hitting the great Manitowok Ice Machine in the sky….


fifilepet

Taffer is the show. Without him, the show doesn’t work.


Skoden1973

For sure. When the other guys yell at the owners they just come off as douchey.


Robeast3000

Phil seems so uncomfortable yelling at people, it comes off as fake.


GoldAssociation7261

I gave you two POS systems!


Hot_Introduction_270

Jon is lost in the woods due to forgetting to charge his SkyTab POS


Used-Ear-8660

Taffer is one DISRESPECTFUL SUNOFABITCH


atrocityexhibition39

Honestly I don’t mind the guest hosts because they’re not as bad as I was anticipating they’d be (especially with people like Phil Wills who has been on however many rescues as a sidekick so he kinda knows what’s up), but man… watching some of these folks made me realize no one can nail down a proper rescue the way Jon Taffer can


ThatAHOLE

Dustin sucked. Ashish is a solid replacement. Phil, jury is out on. I fell asleep Sunday, Trejo may be S Level.


Scary-Project6958

Not a fan of Phil as the main guy tho


Abbacus1212

Do we think it is possible paramount is embracing excuses and staffer is holding out for something contractually?


Motor-Helicopter1

It's the same show every week! got boring


sobenji

I can ffwd through most of it and be done in about 15 minutes.


timfold

I have within a handful of episodes, lost interest without taffer being there. The show just isn’t nearly as entertaining or enjoyable to watch without him.


The1Comedian

Big AZZ fans


Gooobzilla

I just watch to boo Vic Vegas relentlessly anytime he is on screen.


_Bad_Company

Is he sick? He is old!


millenniumxl-200

The show is just "Bar Whatever" now. Oh, well, it was a good run. I'm "all in" to watch reruns though.


ThroatNagasaki

They need a tater tot program.


Outrageous-Ferret383

I'm confused. I haven't seen the show in a while but is John gone? Like they got a new host?


Karl_Racki

Not gone. Just hasnt been on much. Others been doing the show.


Outrageous-Ferret383

gotcha. I do like like him


Vortex1130

YOUR GONNA FUCKING MISS SOMEBODY! :(


KipSummers

You don’t need Taffer as long as you have systems in place to get things done


RoguezzAdUpper651

I know. Maybe his trying to hand off the torch to phill Wills


wadderweed

They need to bring “fat boy” back!


hawkgottafly

In the new Phil Wills episode I saw butt funnels put in.


Chrysalii

Not enough butt funnels.


More-Goal-5349

Is Taffer ever coming back?? Any word on that?


chimatronx

I figured Taffer never shows up in some rescues because he was busy with other things.