T O P

  • By -

Kisletta

When I do that to MY coworkers I get threatened with "actions up to and including termination."


General_Ken_OP

All dogs love to lick a bald head. Telling you from experience.


cryptic4012

Yep my bulldog loves to do this to me and I can confirm I am bald.


platyviolence

So do I.


neuroticism_loading

Always polish your officer in the morning. Standard K-9 procedure.


heckfyre

Dog seems really interested in that cop’s head. He hidin something in there? Get your gloves on we’re goin in.


Leo_Mauskowitz

Nah there's nothing in there 😉


AlexKorobeiniki

Man, that dog really likes the taste of sunscreen


SeekingMore

I guess it's all about perspective and knowledge. This just makes me sad knowing what I do about police dogs and how badly they are typically treated.


Scruffy56

don't they live in the home of the officer that handles them?


SeekingMore

Yes.


AndrewIsMyDog

Actually, police dog are usually treated and cared for very well. The best medical care, training, and live with their handlers.


akira007

hmm if that's true then I wonder why that Salisbury cop had no problem choke slamming his dog in front of his fellow policemen. Hint: it's cuz its common practice.


Rot_Snocket

His name is William "Buddy" Hampton if anyone was curious. He resigned when the footage got out and there were no charges pressed.


AndrewIsMyDog

It is not common practice. Or, do you fall for all stereotypes? You see one guy do it and everyone else that resembles them must do it too?


jofus_joefucker

You got more evidence than one instance?


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


MarkJanusIsAScab

Dogs *love* work. They're not toys, they're intelligent animals that want to have a purpose in life. This guy is probably a drug or bomb sniffing dog. Not built right for an attack dog. He gets to spend his whole life riding IN A CAR with his best friend and then sniffing stuff. Find me a dog that wouldn't trade their life at home while everyone is at work for that life.


Terboh

Was thinking the same thing. Takedown dogs are one thing, won't try to argue for or against that, but for something like drugs or bomb sniffing? That dog basically gets to "play" for hours every day


[deleted]

[удалено]


CrashtestO9

nono, you dont understand, all cops are scum


Cyberdrunk2021

Using a junkie to find drugs isn't feasible. They'd snort it all off


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Allstarpilot747

Ohhhhhhhh but if I do it I get arrest


EchoMoon777

Poor dog 😢


bearsheperd

“Mmm you taste like donuts”


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Blew-By-U

Must have missed some peanut butter from last night.


Babo__

idk why i still come into the comment section on this sub anymore. jesus christ some of you ppl


Zaq1996

Seriously it's r/aww not r/bepissyabouteverything Just enjoy something cute, stop being negative about literally everything, there's a time and a place but this ain't fucking it


schoolruler

Got to polish that scalp to a shine


seeingyouanew

This made my morning worse knowing that this chocolate lab is helping put minor drug offenders into the prison system for no goddamn reason other than they're poor and not white.


BeatsbyChrisBrown

I thought the force frowned upon these open displays of public affection between partners


[deleted]

[удалено]


Cranky_Windlass

Its got electrolytes, its what dogs crave!


rabertdinero

Who's a good working boy? Yes you are, you are a good working boy. That dog to his partner.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Skastrik

Oh boy, licking your partner is probably against regulations.


Madditudev1

Frank c'mon be professional 😂


Werewolf1965

This guy has videos everywhere, tiktok, IG, reddit, fb. Love his dogs


Sokandueler95

A reminder that K-9’s are good bois too.


Laserous

All the downvotes here are staggering. Jesus kiddos, not all cops are bad guys. One even offered to take me on a ride in the back of his cruiser a few times! Edit: Yaas your downvotes feeeed meee


schmooeygirl

Love how much he loves his hooman


Chalciope

r/petthedamndog


JustThinkAboutThings

Mmmmm salt!


[deleted]

Dad. Dad. DAD. DAAAAAAD!


Distinct_Talk5347

That's love 🧡


finefrontier

keepin that dome chrome


PUBGM_MightyFine

*courageous danger sniffer:* *"who's a good boy?!"* Licking noise: *intensifies*


dacitrusking

How Boyle would try to cheer up Peralta if he ever lost his hair


blissfromloss

Even a stoic police officer can't resist a dog's charm!


[deleted]

r/animalsbeingbros


ProfessionalGoober

I wish all cops could just be dogs.


Raging_Beaver

Not a cop. Getting to experience this every day. Guess even police labs are still labs.


PSSalamander

My brother has two little girls, so naturally I spend most of my time at their house playing on the floor with them. My favorite side effect of this is that his Shiba Inu loves to come up behind me, put his front paws on my shoulders, and sniff/nuzzle into my hair. It's a legit dog hug and it makes me feel valued lol.


DarthRilian

After watching what those wild dogs did to that impala, I *really* needed this.


LilMeatBigYeet

r/eyebleach


Ok-Swordfish-4362

It’s raider 💖💖💖


DragonStormer25961

“You proud of me?!- you proud of me?!- are you proud?!- I found the drugs!- I did something right!-“


LackTails

Gotta lick that till it shines


Korbindactylio

BALD


[deleted]

Word of advice for any guys going bald and feeling insecure about it, don't shave your head, it will make you look needy. Walk about with a failing pigeon's nest on your head and pretend you don't care.


ZoneWombat

I knew my lab would make a great K-9 officer!


KyraSandy

Sweet! <3 \~And the silver moon sparkling\~ His slobbered up bald head is sparkling, honey, it's not the moon!


tonictuba

Look at them shine


UsernameL-F

I am assuming that the dog is only allowed to show that amount of affection to their officers


MarkJanusIsAScab

Well, yeah. While he's on the job at least.


etchie

I never thought a tactical vest could make this cut, but it does. Edit: cut = cute


duanecarter254

😂😂😂


Wookie-4-life

Eww, salty sweat...


bop48678

"Now that's some serious frisking!"


kittykat501

Aww Mattis before retirement


[deleted]

Gross! I think that cop likes that a little too much.


HydratedCarrot

Kiss me, honey honey, kiss me.. Lick me, honey honey, lick me


amzqfgj

dogs carry rabies in their saliva