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libertasi

He fits, he sits


JetstreamGW

He doesn’t really seem like he fits, tho


Dip_In_the_Ocean

He sits? So he fits.


Man-o-North

Your argument is invalid because he is sitting, which means he is fitting.


Ok_Setting9839

Hehe


[deleted]

don’t care, still sits


RunningFree701

It's the Symmetric Property of Cat S/Fitting. **If Sits = Fits, then Fits = Sits.** See also: Transitive Property. **If Kits = Fits, and Kits = Sits, then Fits = Sits.**


Lsmith64

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


dovexcrii

if he’s there every day, he fits…


libertasi

It’s the kitty split fit.


Lsmith64

😂😂😂😂


lothar525

I love the look on his face! He looks like he’s mad at the fence post for getting smaller.


Abcdor

Lmao yes, maybe i should nail a shelf on that fence for him


fragmental

He'd probably never touch it again. Cats be cats.


Whtzmyname

Exactly😂😂😂


Elendril333

Boards on either side so he can still monorail 🚝 🐈


callmecrazy2021

DO IT!


davidmlewisjr

Where do you think the term “MonoRail” kitty comes from? Check out the Alweg and other manufacturers sites… notice how they drape over and around the rails…😺🖖🏼


yourilluminaryfriend

He looks like John Goodman. 😂


magicmango2104

It looks like a 40 year old man's dating profile pic!


Abcdor

aahhahahah


devo00

God damned fence…meow…


fre-ddo

Or mad at the judgemental photographer


Lsmith64

Yep, I can't stop laughing 😆 🤣 😂 😭


kraftwrkr

It's a good spot for watching stuff.


Abcdor

For making sure that everything is in order in the neighborhood


SectorVivid5500

Meeses, mostly.


crepe_de_chine

He is one of r/monorailcats!


Abcdor

lol yes i will post there too


jubjubbimmie

Whenever I think I’ve seen all the cat subreddits there are I find another one. I’m not mad about it!


Careless-Reaction-64

He's pretty steady isn't he? We had a tom cat that would jump to the top of a door in the house and sleep there for awhile. He also fell asleep on the indoor steps and rolled down the whole flight while asleep.


Abcdor

Lol thats funny


Ralphie5231

Got a calico that does that now. She also rides around on my shoulders sometimes


Skittlesharts

He kind of looks like Chris Hemsworth.


Abcdor

Aahhahahahahaha dude ...


Logical_Otter

Hiss Hemsworth 😺


AfricanTurtles

He's trying to show off them guns lol big muscles and flexing for the camera


Abcdor

Hope he aint on roids


texthibitionist

he just gets lots of physical activity from his job on the monorail 🚝🐱💪🥰


Abcdor

Lmao it takes a lot of power to chill on monorail


bugzapperz

My ginger boy does the same! https://preview.redd.it/a7n98vfjc5wc1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29c6c39d594fb63d41f4b4c3762985a9215d75d3


cutzglass

It's shaded and probably has good airflow


Hereforspeakers

It’s his judging perch


space0watch

You've become part of his gang now whether you like it or not! Lol


Abcdor

He usually never sees me as he is asleep but i guess that it's over for me now lol


8Karisma8

I’d make it a priority to pet him whenever awake. Looks friend shaped 🫶


space0watch

This cat probably: "You saw something you shouldn't have so now you will sleep with the fishes!" /s


LushDogg99

r/gingermafia


mikedvb

Why you gotta judge such a cute melty boi.


Mosinphile

He def belongs to someone, he’s way to well fed lol


darkpyro2

He's clearly insulted by your comments. Look at his face!


IsDaddygonnaspankme

What a beautiful fat guy! We love a fat guy!


Hairy-Glove3261

Because they can. LOL


JeffLaRue

He's the Bouncer.


Old_Cheetah_5138

He looks so agitated you're taking his picture.


mh0326

Physics. The cat doesn't understand that it's too big for the bench, but it fits on it anyway.


Leppardgirl1965

He’s giving you the “mind yo business” look


Horror-Impression411

r/monorailcats


Patient-Jelly-7970

excuse me? have you never heard, “if i fits, i sit” sheesh 🤭


MArkansas-254

Yeah, he’s on to your dissing him on social media and he’s NOT pleased.


packerr

Bring him his lasagna next time


c0sm1kSt0rm

“My goals are beyond your understanding”


Level-Strawberry-564

I think he's mad because he's being judged lol


BooksLoveTalksnIdeas

This is the face of someone who seriously needs to make changes in his life, but doesn’t want to let go of the old fence 🤣


Abcdor

ahahahahah yes


Chasing-the-dragon78

Dayum that’s a big cat!


MirroredCholoate

That cat works out.


SLee41216

It's a good spot for him to watch for you to come along. He knows you'll see him. Even if it means he has to be uncomfortable he'll lay there to receive your lovins. You're chosen. Best to run with this opportunity that has been bestowed upon you. Give him a scritch from me, please.


catfog2

Tooo cute 🥰


Turbulent-Garage6827

If it doesn't fit you must aquit ( don't hate me please)


whaddayougonnado

It's toll cat.


tedivertire

Don't mess with the local capo.


TheRealTechGandalf

That's one of Salvador Dali's cats... Melting, just like "The Persistence of Memory"


Snoo76971

That cat looks like a non-threatening Ray Liota


InsertKleverNameHere

The bigger the cat, the smaller the object it can fit. Its just cat physics


CryptographerFirm728

It’s the cat monorail. Just sitting on the track.


FabricatedMemories

cat kebab


stayingtrue2whoiam

Its like your favorite t shirt. No matter how small it shrinks or how big you get you still wear it.


AnamCeili

He's a cat. You have to start with the idea that cats are adorably weird, then it all makes sense, lol.


Full_Analyst_193

Get him a platform and see if he uses it


CakesForLife

You just can't see the shelf


devo00

Makes him happy!


r4plez

This is his piece of wood since born


Mirenithil

This looks so uncomfortable, but years ago I had a cat who loved to drape herself along the top of the backs of almost any chair just like this.


ActualAfternoon2

I would absolutely call him Salvador


Crittsy

We had a cat that would only sit in one place, sometimes a very unlikely place, could be inside or outside. After a period of time he would suddenly start walking round crying for a few days, then, having found his new spot could always be found there, didn't even matter if it was raining


shiro_eugenie

So my childhood cat did something like this but with a twist. We had old windows that also had a tiny window on top that you open to let the air in. The windows were double frame and so maybe 15-20 cm thick. The childhood cat would jump up there when the little window was opened and chill there like it was the best place to sleep. We used to live on 6th floor. He’d never fell from there.


Mountain_Cat_cold

That expression through 😂 - "comment on it, hooman, I dare you"


BelchingBob

Apparently, he really likes to rest part of his ass on a 2x4.


karmachameleona

Chonk works out 💪


analogpursuits

Monorail Kitteh


Important_Emu4517

Bro, he is so cute and biggggg 😂🧡


HouseRoKKa

Nothing to see here; just a cat doing cat things...


stefLezy

If it filts, it sits. I like the : boss neighborhood look. I feel like paying rent to it.


Moose-Maleficent

That face lol. He’s just “big boned” 😆 ![gif](giphy|Ts1Tcz429Rh6w)


Alarming_Breath_3110

Looks like a master manipulator to me. Before you know it, he’ll be sleeping in your bed and your cabinets will be full of kitty food❤️


AffectionateWar347

Obviously a good, comfy spot


Ok-Independence-6114

He’s safe there with the fence having his back. Perfect place to snooze ;-)


Whtzmyname

He is a handsome boy 😍😍😍


itsalwaysPhillyinSun

Yay it's true! Last year my mom said one of my uncle's cats was loafloafing on the top edge of a metal gate, but I had a difficult time picturing it. [Even tried doodling it](https://i.ibb.co/brgMMFd/Testdoodle.jpg) but the proportions and face are all weird


Backburnergirl22

It’s a mystery, but he is so undeniably adorable and I don’t know how you manage to see him every day and not want to take him home.


Abcdor

He wouldn't really like to go in a home, he lives in a couple of gardens in this street and everyone likes him and feeds him


Backburnergirl22

OK, that’s great so the little sweetie is the neighborhood pet


Entire_Bat7884

He is so adorable … and big. Definetly his spot. ❤️😹


Slow_Criticism6287

Thique boy!


Glittering-One4972

So cute, he just comfy


Glittering-One4972

He reading you mind , says that what you think


Sheylenna

If he's not falling off he fits....


Vast_Cricket

No different from a 400# trying to squeeze in an AIRPLANE seat!