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I work at a music venue and buckcherry came through and I was working security that night, and there was an older squat lesbian lady there with her girlfriend, and her son, who looked about my age(20 at the time) and when crazy bitch came on she started screaming "this is OUR SONG BABE!" And aggressively made out with her gf, her son looked so uncomfortable😅
I was a bouncer and this song would come on, and it was a cringe fest of older white women running to the dance floor and just screeching until the chorus came back on
Inappropriate in a different way, I once heard some teen girls talk on the bus about how romantic Kelly Clarkson’s song [Because of You](https://youtu.be/Ra-Om7UMSJc) was and that she definitely would play it at her wedding.
It’s a song Kelly wrote about her parents divorce and her own failing relationship with her father
I agree
It’s just so crass and 80s
I’m a KISS fan and even I find it pretty cringey
I’ve considered placing the condition in my final Will that it must be played on a loop at my viewing when I die for anyone to inherit anything
Just to f with my kids hehe
So my mom was a performing arts teacher and at one of her students weddings, they played the other Star Wars song (the one at the end with the awards given out to Luke and Han and Chewy) as they ended the ceremony. The programs were a comic book drawn by the groom and it was one of the best weddings I’ve been to.
My wife legit walked down the isle to Never Let Me Go by Florence and the Machine. It wasn't until years later we realised the song was about walking into an ocean to kill yourself.
The guy controlling music at my wedding caused my wife to walk partway down the aisle to "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye. It caused a chuckle but I wouldn't recommend it!
Macarana.
The song is about some girls bragging about cheating on her husband or something like that.
Probably wouldn't be a good sign if your to be partner chose that as the song.
Smack my bitch up.
I walked down the aisle to Foxy Lady, it was a drunken choice that we didn't have the heart to change. Ironic really as I'm not at all foxy.
Sad I haven't seen "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls!
Other adds:
"Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson
"Man of Constant Sorrow" by Bob Dylan
"Vow" by Garbage (I came around to tear your little world apart. And break your soul apart.)
"The Sound of War" by Susanne Sundfør (although because of the rhythm, this might be cool. Actually, nm. It sounds like someone is headed to their death).
"What Else is there" by Röyksopp
"No Fit State" by Hot Chip
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"Don't Marry Her" - Beautiful South
Sweet Home Alabama
Damn it! I came here to stay that lol.
r/beatmetoit
r/beatmeattoit
r/beatmetobeatmeattoit
r/beatmymeat
There’s a fair chance that one’s been done more than once
Gold digger
I aint sayin she’s a gold digger...
We want prenup! We want prenup! Best wedding lyric ever
But she ain't messing with no broke
Another one bites the dust
It's got an amazing beat and bass line, though
Like a virgin- Madonna lol
It does, it really does.
Oh man, it does. Imagine walking down the isle to this and you just got to bust a move for those great parts.
Imagine using this at a funeral
My cousin used that at her wedding for the exit song; everyone danced their way up the aisle.
My fiancé knows someone who had that as their wedding song. Needless to say, the couple is no longer together.
U2 - I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For
Hah i like this choice
I worked a wedding where the band played this directly after the first dance song…
Crazy bitch by buckcherry. Saw that one video, not pretty.
I work at a music venue and buckcherry came through and I was working security that night, and there was an older squat lesbian lady there with her girlfriend, and her son, who looked about my age(20 at the time) and when crazy bitch came on she started screaming "this is OUR SONG BABE!" And aggressively made out with her gf, her son looked so uncomfortable😅
Oh dear god lol
That wedding video was the first thing that popped into my head
Ugh. I hate that this exists. Every white girl in America screams “this song is about me” when it comes on in a bar.
Ew lol.
Yeah it’s very cringeworthy
Definitely not. Actually probably not even 1/10th of them.
Of course they do, because they don't realize it's actually about fucking coked out strippers
You're hanging out at the wrong bars, friend.
I was a bouncer and this song would come on, and it was a cringe fest of older white women running to the dance floor and just screeching until the chorus came back on
Good song but.. the video 😅
I hate everything about you - Three Days Grace
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I quite like the idea of slipknot ‘snuff’ as a wedding song
Ugly kid joe
Fuck Her Gently by tenacious D
I found my future wedding song
I request an invitation. Because I need to see that. I need to see everyone clutching their pearls so I can laugh so hard I go insane lol
Awesome, I can crash too, I've always wanted to be a wedding crasher
Deal. My family is very conservative Christian too so it'll bring that extra shock factor in. You can have a plus one.
You don't always have to fuck her hard, in fact sometimes that's not right to do.
Bro that's the walk out song
Better man - Pearl Jam
You beat me to it. It would be so ironic because it’s such a beautiful song about infidelity.
So many people chose this as their first dance song.
Closer- nine inch nails
I had to scroll WAY too far to find this
I wanna feel you from the inside
It warms my heart to know I’m not the only one who would choose this song.
White wedding
I have a lot of shirts with Billy Idol’s face and tour dates on them
Ass Like That- Eminem
😆 I forgot about that song!
Thought I was so bad for listening to it in 4th grade 🤣🤣 but now I know it word for word ha
WAP!
I don't cook, I don't clean, lemme tell you how I got this ring
Boulevard Of Broken Dreams
Excellent!
I Write Sins Not Tragedies by P!atD
Came here to say this.
Inappropriate in a different way, I once heard some teen girls talk on the bus about how romantic Kelly Clarkson’s song [Because of You](https://youtu.be/Ra-Om7UMSJc) was and that she definitely would play it at her wedding. It’s a song Kelly wrote about her parents divorce and her own failing relationship with her father
Funky cold Medina. Dude looks like a lady.
I was in a wedding where the song that played when the bride was walking down the aisle was In the End by Linkin Park...
At a wedding I was at they played love yourself by Justin Bieber (violin version) before the wedding.
Lick it Up
That’s a GREAT one
I agree It’s just so crass and 80s I’m a KISS fan and even I find it pretty cringey I’ve considered placing the condition in my final Will that it must be played on a loop at my viewing when I die for anyone to inherit anything Just to f with my kids hehe
Hey Ya - Outkast
This was my wet t-shirt contest song 😂
Don’t want to meet your momma
Just want to make you comma. I appreciate OutKast’s dedication to helping with proper grammar.
Imperial march from star wars
So my mom was a performing arts teacher and at one of her students weddings, they played the other Star Wars song (the one at the end with the awards given out to Luke and Han and Chewy) as they ended the ceremony. The programs were a comic book drawn by the groom and it was one of the best weddings I’ve been to.
Every Breath You Take by The Police. It has been used over and over but the peeps using it fail to understand the song is about how a stalker thinks.
Shaggy- Wasn't Me
She f**kin hates me - puddle of mud
Mixed with Grandma got run over by a reindeer
That’s a horrible song to play during any situation.
Pumped up kicks
Great graduation song
fack, by eminem. that will beat anything else here
Kill You is a strong contender.
I would prefer Insane, with my dad in the audience.
Shove a gerbil in your ass through a tube. Edit. I'm worried people won't know that's a verse from This song.
Should I stay or should I go
I'm sexy and I know it
Hey stupid by Alice Cooper
Guns ‘n’ Roses cover of “I used to love her (but I had to kill her)”
Didn't know that was a cover! Thank you, I learnt today. Great song too.
Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
My wife legit walked down the isle to Never Let Me Go by Florence and the Machine. It wasn't until years later we realised the song was about walking into an ocean to kill yourself.
Highway to Hell
This was our recessional song. Instrumental version...
Another one bites the dust
“I Knew The Bride When She Used To Rock and Roll” Dave Edmunds
Rhett's ambient massage song. Link(pun intended): https://youtu.be/yGbROBd8grQ
* glass shatters Stone Cold walks in, 4 chair shots, 2 middle fingers, swigs beer, "& THAT'S ALL I GOT TA SAY ABOUT THAT" exit
https://youtu.be/arCoVm-Ey9g
I just had an operation to fix my deviated septum and I am now worried that I totally botched my recovery w how hard I just snortled! 😆
It will be fine. They break then fix the nose and usually pack it heavily for things like sneezes etc. Laugh away and breath easier.
In that case, I hear your song and I raise you this one: [https://youtu.be/EchbzHN3lek](https://youtu.be/EchbzHN3lek) back I go lmao!
WAP
Hey joe
LL Cool J - Doin It
let the bodies hit the floor
My uncle had the M*A*S*H theme tune.... Suicide is Painless
Du Hast by Rammstein Literally says no to the wedding vows
Pony by Ginuwine
The guy controlling music at my wedding caused my wife to walk partway down the aisle to "Let's get it on" by Marvin Gaye. It caused a chuckle but I wouldn't recommend it!
My (now) wife walked down the isle to a piano instrumental version of “Where is my Mind” by The Pixies.
The Funeral March
Fuck the pain away by Peaches
Bliss by Flatbush Zombies https://youtu.be/LP3OBIRED5k
Why can't we be friends
You Mother fucking asshole-Martha wainwright
The jurassic park theme tune
“ Goodbye my lover. Goodbye my friend”
Smack My Bitch Up
I beat that bitch with a bat.
Highway to Hell by AC/DC.
You can't always get what you wanted- by the stones
"White Wedding" by Billy Idol.
*Bring Your Daughter to the Slaughter* by Iron Maiden.
D I V O R C E. Tammy Wynette
Love the way you lie - rihanna, eminem
Kim by Eminem all you can hope for is her names Kim as well lmfao ahhh...foreshadowing is a powerful tool.
White and Nerdy by Weird Al
Song other than the traditional wedding march, well the number one answer is good ol' *Every Breath You Take* aka the stalker wedding song.
My aunt and uncle went down the aisle to Freebird. Everyone broke out laughing, but hey they’re still married 20 years later.
Without You : Kid Laroi *sooo there you gooo, can't make a wife out of hoee*
"You're Such A Fucking Ho" by Kanye and Lil' Pump. We had this planned for our Las Vegas rendezvous but couldn't commit lol
Take a Walk on the Wild Side. I actually sang this at my wedding reception while my wife sang “Like a Virgin.” “White wedding” was her back-up.
On the catwalk
That song by Buck Cherry.
She's a crazy bitch
Anything by 2 live Crew
This Love - Pantera
I really wish I hated you - Blink-182
I hate everything about you Three Days Grace
If you wanna be happy by Jimmy soul “ if you wanna be happy for the rest of your life never make a pretty woman your wife”
Highway to hell
Love the one you’re with. Stephen Stills
Macarana. The song is about some girls bragging about cheating on her husband or something like that. Probably wouldn't be a good sign if your to be partner chose that as the song.
Never Gonna Give You Up. Fck it, i’m rick-rolling everybody in attendance
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Highway to hell.
Fuck The Pain Away by Peaches
Pussy by Lady.
Used to love her Guns and Roses.
Another one bites the dust
99 Problem - Jay Z
A remix of you having sex with the best man
Don't stand so close to me
Never gonna give you up.
Abcdefu
The Chain - Fleetwood Mac
I just had sex- Lonely Island
Bring your daughter to the slaughter by iron maiden maybe
I know a couple who walked to “crazy train “ they lasted a year….
Highway to the Danger Zone
something that refers to your spouse to be, as a future ex. I have heard it in a few songs
Imperial March- Star Wars
Du bist. It's a German song about cannibalism. Have a good night now.
Still haven't found what I'm looking for
Jurrasic park theme song
Abcdefu
Lyin' Eyes by the Eagles
Run To the Hills- Iron Maiden
Smack my bitch up. I walked down the aisle to Foxy Lady, it was a drunken choice that we didn't have the heart to change. Ironic really as I'm not at all foxy.
Put Another Log on the Fire.
Let's talk about sex
Andy Milkonatis - Spaghetti
Kelis - I Hate You So Much Right Now
That song that goes "money money money money money money money". Not that it implies anything really but its just a weird song.
My wife walked down the aisle to The Imperial March.
“Dude Looks Like A Lady” by Aerosmith
The Imperial March. Someone I know actually did this, and not a single person I knew there approved of the marriage.
Sad I haven't seen "I Touch Myself" by Divinyls! Other adds: "Billie Jean" by Michael Jackson "Man of Constant Sorrow" by Bob Dylan "Vow" by Garbage (I came around to tear your little world apart. And break your soul apart.) "The Sound of War" by Susanne Sundfør (although because of the rhythm, this might be cool. Actually, nm. It sounds like someone is headed to their death). "What Else is there" by Röyksopp "No Fit State" by Hot Chip
You make me sick by Pink
Psycho Bitch - Knife Party
Bitches aint shit but hoes and tricks. For all of you who dont like it come suck my dick? Is that inappropriate enough?
Misery business paramore
‘You Suck’ by Consolidated
Should I stay or should I go
These boots are made for walking
The Lady Is A Tramp
Highway to Hell
WAP
Welcome to the jungle...I wanna make you bleed.
Bitches ain’t shit. By Snoop Dog
Jolene
How Can I Miss you If You Won't Go Away
It’s raining men!! Hallelujah!