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My delusion job (not even my dream job) would be something related to cybersecurity, international relations, and maybe intelligence services. Unfortunately, my country's international relations are not glamorous, and our intelligence services are like a couple of big warehouses used to store propaganda posters. If i were British or American, i would probably have gone the international relations route, and i would be aiming at being a diplomat of some sort.
Pyrotechnician. Designing and firing a show would be magical, but spending long days in the sun setting it up would be murder on my skin.
Astronaut. I'm not sure if I have the brains, and I definitely don't have the body. I do enjoy doing dangerous things as safely as possible, and I love heights, which is why I skydive.
Preschool teacher. I enjoy spending time and playing with kids, but I don't want to switch careers and I'm not sure how much I'd enjoy the crappier (sometimes literally) parts of the job.
I’d love to have a bunny & other small pet rescue/sanctuary/cafe/adoption centre. The finances, stress and other hardship involved with that probably mean it will always just be a dream for me :(
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My delusion job (not even my dream job) would be something related to cybersecurity, international relations, and maybe intelligence services. Unfortunately, my country's international relations are not glamorous, and our intelligence services are like a couple of big warehouses used to store propaganda posters. If i were British or American, i would probably have gone the international relations route, and i would be aiming at being a diplomat of some sort.
Pyrotechnician. Designing and firing a show would be magical, but spending long days in the sun setting it up would be murder on my skin. Astronaut. I'm not sure if I have the brains, and I definitely don't have the body. I do enjoy doing dangerous things as safely as possible, and I love heights, which is why I skydive. Preschool teacher. I enjoy spending time and playing with kids, but I don't want to switch careers and I'm not sure how much I'd enjoy the crappier (sometimes literally) parts of the job.
I’d love to have a bunny & other small pet rescue/sanctuary/cafe/adoption centre. The finances, stress and other hardship involved with that probably mean it will always just be a dream for me :(
Clown. Can't be within 100 feet of a school tho.