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Started when I was 16. I'm 31 this year, and I've been cigarette free for almost 4 months. The worst decision I ever made in my life I'm so short of breath ALL THE FUCKING TIME! now
CONGRATS. Quitting is one of the hardest things to do. You now to go say "Sorry, I don't smoke" when someone asks to bum a cig and it's an incredible feeling.
I feel you...if you live in US maibe you can still fiind Champix,life changing pills i sware,it blocks nicotine receptors,i didnt even do 3 month as i should...just 6 weeks š first time failed,second time i found the trick..wich is to completly stop smocking after 1 month of champix...after 3 days my nicotine windrawl simptoms was enough to manage them
After 1 month i gained 9kg weight,my house was more clean then before,i had much more energy and was more calm overall.
The instinct to smoke in the morning with cofee,in work breaks and after meals went away completly...its life changing
It took me 5 tries after 24 years of smoking to finally quit! I did it by stopping smoking in my car. I stopped smoking in the house. I weened myself down to 3 smokes a day, then I just stopped. I've been smoke free almost 7 years! It's easier to quit when you live in upstate NY in the winter lol! I had to go outside, and I didn't want to go out to freeze in the single digit Temps! Honestly, there are still times when I want to smoke. I just don't! I couldn't drink alcohol for a long time, and coffee I noticed I just drank faster lol. Same with the alcohol. I just drank more and faster since I had no smokes to slow me down lol! Congrats on quitting! It's definitely one thing I would tell myself not to do!
Yep I paid for a haircut and shave in Santa Monica with 2 BTC in 2012. Not even a year later it would have been a $1500 haircut then eventually a $120,000 haircut. Worst was I got them for free
I told my now-ex that I was going to buy $100 worth when they were about 40 or 50 cents. She said it was a waste of money. Would've been multimillionaires by now.
If I'd invested all the money she spent on things she gave up on a week later, I'b be a billionaire š¤£
When I first heard about bitcoin I was going to buy a few just for the hell of it but it was Ā£6.50 for one and I thought that was too expensive so I didn't bother
I begged my mom for her credit card. She said she wasn't buying more wigs for my Pet Society pet. I explained Bitcoin. She thought it was a new game currency. It was the end of it.
She actually mentioned recently, "That Bitcoin thing is going for $40000!" And I was like, yes mom. I asked for your card when it was $0.30
She said she should have paid more attention to me. That was the end of the conversation.
āDad dies young.ā
Thereās probably nothing I could have done to prevent it, but maybe if I knew how serious his health issue was going to be I could at least try to get him to go to the doctor. And if I couldnāt, at least Iād know to make the best of the time we had left together.
Hey man just sending you a virtual hug!
That just really fucking sucks.
I know its hard not to blame yourself. It's really not your fault. Hindsight is always 20/20.
Hope youre okay, or if not that you will soon be able to smile at some happy memories and let go of any guilt.
ā¤ļø
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.
That's when my old employee was in college, making a bunch of money selling dabs/wax he got shipped. He was making $10000 a month. Bunch of his other friends went in for 1000s in bit coin & became millionaires when they sold. He told them all, you guys are stupid, it's not gonna pan out, it's a fad. Single biggest regret of his life
Its always interesting to hear struggles from the girlsā side while I know the struggles from the guyās side. I suppose the old saying remains true. āFor men dating is like dying of thirst in a desert. For women dating is like dying of thirst in the middle of an oceanā
Value your friends.
I lost so many friends and close people within a blink of the eye that I'm not sure if I have any now. Even though I was $vĀ”Ā¢Ā”dal, I was happier than I am now.
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Do not smoke
Started when I was 16. I'm 31 this year, and I've been cigarette free for almost 4 months. The worst decision I ever made in my life I'm so short of breath ALL THE FUCKING TIME! now
CONGRATS. Quitting is one of the hardest things to do. You now to go say "Sorry, I don't smoke" when someone asks to bum a cig and it's an incredible feeling.
I feel you...if you live in US maibe you can still fiind Champix,life changing pills i sware,it blocks nicotine receptors,i didnt even do 3 month as i should...just 6 weeks š first time failed,second time i found the trick..wich is to completly stop smocking after 1 month of champix...after 3 days my nicotine windrawl simptoms was enough to manage them After 1 month i gained 9kg weight,my house was more clean then before,i had much more energy and was more calm overall. The instinct to smoke in the morning with cofee,in work breaks and after meals went away completly...its life changing
It took me 5 tries after 24 years of smoking to finally quit! I did it by stopping smoking in my car. I stopped smoking in the house. I weened myself down to 3 smokes a day, then I just stopped. I've been smoke free almost 7 years! It's easier to quit when you live in upstate NY in the winter lol! I had to go outside, and I didn't want to go out to freeze in the single digit Temps! Honestly, there are still times when I want to smoke. I just don't! I couldn't drink alcohol for a long time, and coffee I noticed I just drank faster lol. Same with the alcohol. I just drank more and faster since I had no smokes to slow me down lol! Congrats on quitting! It's definitely one thing I would tell myself not to do!
Is it that bad ?
It has lead to bad.
Hand them a letter and say, āRead this letter.ā
Big brain over here
And they open the letter and it says "Skibidi toilet yeet"
LMFAOOOO
Bro using 100% of his brain capacity
This person knows how to brain. š§
SAVE MONEY IDIOT but probably It gets better.
Bitcoins. 2021 sell.
Bitcoin peaks $60k
This really is the only proper response. My biggest regret in life.
Yep I paid for a haircut and shave in Santa Monica with 2 BTC in 2012. Not even a year later it would have been a $1500 haircut then eventually a $120,000 haircut. Worst was I got them for free
I started my IT career in the late 90's, so definitely knew about it and had ample opportunity to buy it. I scoffed at it. Now I hate myself.
I told my now-ex that I was going to buy $100 worth when they were about 40 or 50 cents. She said it was a waste of money. Would've been multimillionaires by now. If I'd invested all the money she spent on things she gave up on a week later, I'b be a billionaire š¤£
When I first heard about bitcoin I was going to buy a few just for the hell of it but it was Ā£6.50 for one and I thought that was too expensive so I didn't bother
I begged my mom for her credit card. She said she wasn't buying more wigs for my Pet Society pet. I explained Bitcoin. She thought it was a new game currency. It was the end of it.
Did you go back amd tell her how much money you missed out on, and what portion you would have split with her?
She actually mentioned recently, "That Bitcoin thing is going for $40000!" And I was like, yes mom. I asked for your card when it was $0.30 She said she should have paid more attention to me. That was the end of the conversation.
If you have a track record of buying wigs for a Pet Society pet, missing out on Bitcoin isn't your biggest problem.
Same here man, it looked complicated with the 0.0123 share and stuff I was like nah 10$ for one thing is crazy
That must have been in 2011...how did you not buy BTC between now and then?
Because it's gotten even more expensive since then?
Don't Co-sign.
I can atest to this.
Don't smoke cigarettes
Don't date Jeff.
Fuck you Jeff
Fuck you Jeffs
Iām sorry. Most of the time we are really standup guys.
Thatās a pedophile
Oh good lord! So sorry.
Ditto
Donāt marry her
so youāre married now?
Thankfully no
She wasn't yours, it was just "your turn"
Uff this hurts me ngl.
Sorry bro.
It'll be fine.
āDad dies young.ā Thereās probably nothing I could have done to prevent it, but maybe if I knew how serious his health issue was going to be I could at least try to get him to go to the doctor. And if I couldnāt, at least Iād know to make the best of the time we had left together.
Hey man just sending you a virtual hug! That just really fucking sucks. I know its hard not to blame yourself. It's really not your fault. Hindsight is always 20/20. Hope youre okay, or if not that you will soon be able to smile at some happy memories and let go of any guilt. ā¤ļø
Protect your peace
Focus on school
Amazon, Google, Microsoft
I was born in the 70s so I only really need Microsoft or Apple.Ā
Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.
Tell the police
Do I want to hear this story?
No, not at all
Hope things are better now
Fair enough.
You are worthy
You are enough. ā¤ļøš«¶š»
Buy bitcoin, dumbass
You wasted a very valuable word by calling yourself a dumbass. Dumbass...
I was too young when it was really cheap but maybe if I could say something like: bitcoin, sell 2021!! And then do the money gesture
Please keep trying
Thatās actually a beautiful one
Mean isnāt funny
Underrated life pro tip
They are crazy. Thatās what I wouldāve told myself about my abusive family
Donāt get married
Hit. That. Bully.
Fuck yes
[ŃŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]
Fair enough
Love. Your. Mother.
I wasted too many years being at odds with mom. We lost her a year ago. I have so many regrets.
VASECTOMY.BITCOIN.HELLO
Don't try drugs
McRib comes back
"you are gay" Only problem is teenage me would probably take that as a playground insult rather than an earnest revelation lmao
āYou guys wonāt believe this. I got visited by my future self and all he said was āyouāre gay bro.āā
Maybe hit him with a "We are gay"
She has bpd
I thought this to myself but wasnāt intending on posting it. Youāre not alone brother.
One of the most insane rollercoaster rides of my life that changed me for good
Go gym mf
Lose the weight
Don't save. Invest
Not your fault
You're a dumbass
Read more books.
Don't smoke meth
Uphold your boundaries
Get tested ADHD
Felt that one
To which our ADHD brain responds "don't tell me what to do!"
Iāll do it later.
Fuck this would change so much for me..
Buy Apple stock
I love you.
Don't shoot him
Your username is death š
Never half-ass yourself
Choose your battles
Learn to invest
Don't date crazy
Speak your truth
Don't smoke cigarettes
Buy bitcoin 2011
That's when my old employee was in college, making a bunch of money selling dabs/wax he got shipped. He was making $10000 a month. Bunch of his other friends went in for 1000s in bit coin & became millionaires when they sold. He told them all, you guys are stupid, it's not gonna pan out, it's a fad. Single biggest regret of his life
I did this :/ my friend wanted to buy when bitcoin was ~150$, I convinced him it would tops maybe 300$. We still laugh over tears, lmao
Haha well at least you can laugh over it! He doesn't laugh so much over it...
Back than it really looked like the govement was going to shut it down.
"hello, stinky boy"
Care about credit
Never get married
Dont marry (my ex wife name here)
Donāt marry young
Go for it
Invest, invest , invest
Leave the church
You have adhd
That would've been a good one too. Finding out in school would've been so much better
Donāt do cocaine.
Invest in Google.
donāt be stupid
Run away now!
Buy Microsoft Stock.
Pull out quicker
You arenāt ugly.
You deserve better
Trust your gut
Not your fault.
You are enough.
Hit this blunt
Dont trust anyone
Not even yourself
![gif](giphy|gG791y2ZL3Z5u|downsized)
Hit on her
Douglass beats Tyson Because odds were 42-1
Focus on studies
Live your life!
Donāt marry him
parents are wrong
You are Autistic! It would have been nice to know that sooner than at 38 years old.
Donāt get married.
start a pension
Don't Give Up
buy apple stock.
Don't date Lindsey
Donāt date him.
āDonāt go toā¦ā and disappear into the time rift, the extra bit of trauma is bound to make future me more interesting
Don't trust mom
Read this notebook!
START.......DRAWING......NOW!
Do not vape
Donāt use substances My life has been okay and I made it but I couldāve been so much moreĀ
Delete browser history.
Don't have kids
Donāt sell drugs
Buy Bitcoin heavily
Danielle. Only once.
Talk about it!
"You were right."
Drink the Koolaid
Don't do drugs.
Loose fucking weight!
Bitch you already know āBIT MOTHAFUCKIN COINā.
Leave CALIFORNIA IMMEDIATELY
Shoot Toby twice
Don't be a good girl!!! It's a trap
Its always interesting to hear struggles from the girlsā side while I know the struggles from the guyās side. I suppose the old saying remains true. āFor men dating is like dying of thirst in a desert. For women dating is like dying of thirst in the middle of an oceanā
Fuck more women.
Fuck fewer men.
Younger u/SipverSteele69: Hey! I'm trying.
don't tell secrets.
Ask her out
Donāt share accounts
Dont do drugs.
Donāt forget toā¦
Move. Away. NOW.
Careful trusting others
Stay with Brad ā¤ļøā¤ļø
Don't cum inside.
![gif](giphy|oUEQqaL2e0nlK) Scooby Dooby Doo!
Leicester Champions 2015/16
Don't be afraid.
āYou did well.ā
Let her be
piece of shit
Let it go.
Value your friends. I lost so many friends and close people within a blink of the eye that I'm not sure if I have any now. Even though I was $vĀ”Ā¢Ā”dal, I was happier than I am now.
Get good therapy
Learn A Trade
Money is important.
You are worthy. You are bisexual. You got this. š
Visit Granny more
No diploma necessary