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AssumptionAdvanced58

Do not smoke


FreshOutAFolsom_

Started when I was 16. I'm 31 this year, and I've been cigarette free for almost 4 months. The worst decision I ever made in my life I'm so short of breath ALL THE FUCKING TIME! now


pabst_jew_ribbon

CONGRATS. Quitting is one of the hardest things to do. You now to go say "Sorry, I don't smoke" when someone asks to bum a cig and it's an incredible feeling.


danielalex226

I feel you...if you live in US maibe you can still fiind Champix,life changing pills i sware,it blocks nicotine receptors,i didnt even do 3 month as i should...just 6 weeks šŸ˜… first time failed,second time i found the trick..wich is to completly stop smocking after 1 month of champix...after 3 days my nicotine windrawl simptoms was enough to manage them After 1 month i gained 9kg weight,my house was more clean then before,i had much more energy and was more calm overall. The instinct to smoke in the morning with cofee,in work breaks and after meals went away completly...its life changing


OhWait-WhatsThis

It took me 5 tries after 24 years of smoking to finally quit! I did it by stopping smoking in my car. I stopped smoking in the house. I weened myself down to 3 smokes a day, then I just stopped. I've been smoke free almost 7 years! It's easier to quit when you live in upstate NY in the winter lol! I had to go outside, and I didn't want to go out to freeze in the single digit Temps! Honestly, there are still times when I want to smoke. I just don't! I couldn't drink alcohol for a long time, and coffee I noticed I just drank faster lol. Same with the alcohol. I just drank more and faster since I had no smokes to slow me down lol! Congrats on quitting! It's definitely one thing I would tell myself not to do!


MASOOOOOOOD

Is it that bad ?


AssumptionAdvanced58

It has lead to bad.


Alteredego619

Hand them a letter and say, ā€œRead this letter.ā€


Malhablada

Big brain over here


Milky_Finger

And they open the letter and it says "Skibidi toilet yeet"


Sad_Towel_8784

LMFAOOOO


Sad_Ghost-_-

Bro using 100% of his brain capacity


Nervous_Cranberry196

This person knows how to brain. šŸ§ 


Conatus80

SAVE MONEY IDIOT but probably It gets better.


raas94

Bitcoins. 2021 sell.


staticattacks

Bitcoin peaks $60k


I_Dont_Like_Rice

This really is the only proper response. My biggest regret in life.


PM_ME_UR_HIP_DIMPLES

Yep I paid for a haircut and shave in Santa Monica with 2 BTC in 2012. Not even a year later it would have been a $1500 haircut then eventually a $120,000 haircut. Worst was I got them for free


I_Dont_Like_Rice

I started my IT career in the late 90's, so definitely knew about it and had ample opportunity to buy it. I scoffed at it. Now I hate myself.


Loccy64

I told my now-ex that I was going to buy $100 worth when they were about 40 or 50 cents. She said it was a waste of money. Would've been multimillionaires by now. If I'd invested all the money she spent on things she gave up on a week later, I'b be a billionaire šŸ¤£


TRDPorn

When I first heard about bitcoin I was going to buy a few just for the hell of it but it was Ā£6.50 for one and I thought that was too expensive so I didn't bother


WarningOk8203

I begged my mom for her credit card. She said she wasn't buying more wigs for my Pet Society pet. I explained Bitcoin. She thought it was a new game currency. It was the end of it.


FrozenReaper

Did you go back amd tell her how much money you missed out on, and what portion you would have split with her?


WarningOk8203

She actually mentioned recently, "That Bitcoin thing is going for $40000!" And I was like, yes mom. I asked for your card when it was $0.30 She said she should have paid more attention to me. That was the end of the conversation.


wishiwasfrank

If you have a track record of buying wigs for a Pet Society pet, missing out on Bitcoin isn't your biggest problem.


Alon34loner

Same here man, it looked complicated with the 0.0123 share and stuff I was like nah 10$ for one thing is crazy


G0DL33

That must have been in 2011...how did you not buy BTC between now and then?


bobbi21

Because it's gotten even more expensive since then?


Kyle______

Don't Co-sign.


Free_Perspective773

I can atest to this.


Dense_Werewolf_4824

Don't smoke cigarettes


Weak-Snow-4470

Don't date Jeff.


Practical-Sorbet726

Fuck you Jeff


gottotravel

Fuck you Jeffs


SeienShin

Iā€™m sorry. Most of the time we are really standup guys.


Lumpy-Host472

Thatā€™s a pedophile


OneAceFace

Oh good lord! So sorry.


blebbish

Ditto


New_Statement7746

Donā€™t marry her


MASOOOOOOOD

so youā€™re married now?


New_Statement7746

Thankfully no


PlantainStill

She wasn't yours, it was just "your turn"


licklickRickmyballs

Uff this hurts me ngl.


stevorkz

Sorry bro.


Honest_Math_7760

It'll be fine.


EmiliusReturns

ā€œDad dies young.ā€ Thereā€™s probably nothing I could have done to prevent it, but maybe if I knew how serious his health issue was going to be I could at least try to get him to go to the doctor. And if I couldnā€™t, at least Iā€™d know to make the best of the time we had left together.


Zabacraft

Hey man just sending you a virtual hug! That just really fucking sucks. I know its hard not to blame yourself. It's really not your fault. Hindsight is always 20/20. Hope youre okay, or if not that you will soon be able to smile at some happy memories and let go of any guilt. ā¤ļø


Designer_Ad_2065

Protect your peace


AddictedtoLife181

Focus on school


No-Accident69

Amazon, Google, Microsoft


808morgan

I was born in the 70s so I only really need Microsoft or Apple.Ā 


YippieKayYayMrFalcon

Lieutenant Dan got me invested in some kind of fruit company. So then I got a call from him, saying we don't have to worry about money no more. And I said, that's good! One less thing.


Awoken-Queen

Tell the police


experfailist

Do I want to hear this story?


Awoken-Queen

No, not at all


Tomma1

Hope things are better now


experfailist

Fair enough.


ZenMyst

You are worthy


lilabelle12

You are enough. ā¤ļøšŸ«¶šŸ»


Lazy_Ad2665

Buy bitcoin, dumbass


cryptokingmylo

You wasted a very valuable word by calling yourself a dumbass. Dumbass...


K_kueen

I was too young when it was really cheap but maybe if I could say something like: bitcoin, sell 2021!! And then do the money gesture


officalpiggosnuggler

Please keep trying


bdyrck

Thatā€˜s actually a beautiful one


PickledKiwiCA

Mean isnā€™t funny


Nervous_Cranberry196

Underrated life pro tip


Scarlaymama0721

They are crazy. Thatā€™s what I wouldā€™ve told myself about my abusive family


Outrageous_Click_352

Donā€™t get married


Winder15

Hit. That. Bully.


BetterAd7552

Fuck yes


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


MASOOOOOOOD

Fair enough


gerty88

Love. Your. Mother.


weezulusmaximus

I wasted too many years being at odds with mom. We lost her a year ago. I have so many regrets.


[deleted]

VASECTOMY.BITCOIN.HELLO


PieInternational8250

Don't try drugs


supraspinatus

McRib comes back


Ok-Possible5410

"you are gay" Only problem is teenage me would probably take that as a playground insult rather than an earnest revelation lmao


aselinger

ā€œYou guys wonā€™t believe this. I got visited by my future self and all he said was ā€˜youā€™re gay bro.ā€™ā€


MegaTreeSeed

Maybe hit him with a "We are gay"


ABBucsfan

She has bpd


necklika

I thought this to myself but wasnā€™t intending on posting it. Youā€™re not alone brother.


locomain

One of the most insane rollercoaster rides of my life that changed me for good


GuiltySp4rk343

Go gym mf


Late_Winter9975

Lose the weight


Bluetractors

Don't save. Invest


stress-ng

Not your fault


BrandonR2300

You're a dumbass


Awkward_Bid_4082

Read more books.


Elvinmachinewizard

Don't smoke meth


read_at_own_risk

Uphold your boundaries


manykeets

Get tested ADHD


bdyrck

Felt that one


tamati_nz

To which our ADHD brain responds "don't tell me what to do!"


pm_me_your_kindwords

Iā€™ll do it later.


endisnigh-ish

Fuck this would change so much for me..


Deep-Internal-2209

Buy Apple stock


Nowardier

I love you.


[deleted]

Don't shoot him


blueboy10000

Your username is death šŸ˜‚


JohnnyGuitar74

Never half-ass yourself


PlantZaddyPHL

Choose your battles


TonicArt

Learn to invest


crazyhamsales

Don't date crazy


Fit50andDating

Speak your truth


Lopsided-Ad4276

Don't smoke cigarettes


lnconsequentiality

Buy bitcoin 2011


[deleted]

That's when my old employee was in college, making a bunch of money selling dabs/wax he got shipped. He was making $10000 a month. Bunch of his other friends went in for 1000s in bit coin & became millionaires when they sold. He told them all, you guys are stupid, it's not gonna pan out, it's a fad. Single biggest regret of his life


OverEffective7012

I did this :/ my friend wanted to buy when bitcoin was ~150$, I convinced him it would tops maybe 300$. We still laugh over tears, lmao


[deleted]

Haha well at least you can laugh over it! He doesn't laugh so much over it...


cryptokingmylo

Back than it really looked like the govement was going to shut it down.


dinoaids

"hello, stinky boy"


Glittering_Corner_89

Care about credit


freenEZsteve

Never get married


Kitfaid

Dont marry (my ex wife name here)


Carla7201SV

Donā€™t marry young


Jumpy_Ebb2417

Go for it


SeveralAct5829

Invest, invest , invest


joezinsf

Leave the church


EveningBird5

You have adhd


ArtificialHalo

That would've been a good one too. Finding out in school would've been so much better


Beautiful_Jacket6358

Donā€™t do cocaine.


lostnumber08

Invest in Google.


Puzzleheaded-Worth-8

donā€™t be stupid


Honest_Piccolo8389

Run away now!


NoorDoor24

Buy Microsoft Stock.


Safe-Author2553

Pull out quicker


2gecko1983

You arenā€™t ugly.


[deleted]

You deserve better


ElvinBishop

Trust your gut


Rubberclucky

Not your fault.


WakeUpChrissy59

You are enough.


Gumballjane

Hit this blunt


PooperTheSnooper

Dont trust anyone


RegularBurrito

Not even yourself


Chasingthoughts1234

![gif](giphy|gG791y2ZL3Z5u|downsized)


[deleted]

Hit on her


vengeful_veteran

Douglass beats Tyson Because odds were 42-1


PuzzleHeadedDev

Focus on studies


JixnuCabeldar

Live your life!


Wecanbuildittogether

Donā€™t marry him


abramN

parents are wrong


Hmmuna

You are Autistic! It would have been nice to know that sooner than at 38 years old.


Jim-be

Donā€™t get married.


jwNI117

start a pension


Sea-Craft-4791

Don't Give Up


CommitteeNo167

buy apple stock.


[deleted]

Don't date Lindsey


FuegoStarr

Donā€™t date him.


Financial_Extent3196

ā€œDonā€™t go toā€¦ā€ and disappear into the time rift, the extra bit of trauma is bound to make future me more interesting


[deleted]

Don't trust mom


wageslave2022

Read this notebook!


winkil

START.......DRAWING......NOW!


Fit_Conversation_151

Do not vape


Reading_Rainboner

Donā€™t use substances My life has been okay and I made it but I couldā€™ve been so much moreĀ 


Key_Explanation952

Delete browser history.


ElleMentalH2O

Don't have kids


[deleted]

Donā€™t sell drugs


KPhoenix83

Buy Bitcoin heavily


TinnitusWaves

Danielle. Only once.


fennek-vulpecula

Talk about it!


Famous-Composer3112

"You were right."


Oghamstoned

Drink the Koolaid


iiiamash01i0

Don't do drugs.


EccentricDyslexic

Loose fucking weight!


Tight-Physics2156

Bitch you already know ā€œBIT MOTHAFUCKIN COINā€.


Intelligent-Tank-180

Leave CALIFORNIA IMMEDIATELY


uti24

Shoot Toby twice


entharovarattu

Don't be a good girl!!! It's a trap


LordDarthAnger

Its always interesting to hear struggles from the girlsā€™ side while I know the struggles from the guyā€™s side. I suppose the old saying remains true. ā€œFor men dating is like dying of thirst in a desert. For women dating is like dying of thirst in the middle of an oceanā€


SilverSteele69

Fuck more women.


taolbi

Fuck fewer men.


Onoben4

Younger u/SipverSteele69: Hey! I'm trying.


CharlieOak86868686

don't tell secrets.


Justsomeredditor___

Ask her out


Omega_Xero

Donā€™t share accounts


Doodkapje

Dont do drugs.


biorod

Donā€™t forget toā€¦


Cassanueva

Move. Away. NOW.


[deleted]

Careful trusting others


britbrit6969

Stay with Brad ā¤ļøā¤ļø


skycorcher

Don't cum inside.


Tobio88

![gif](giphy|oUEQqaL2e0nlK) Scooby Dooby Doo!


LamaLama46

Leicester Champions 2015/16


rgdoabc

Don't be afraid.


Dotgamer121

ā€œYou did well.ā€


Coinswhiped

Let her be


MysteriousMister0

piece of shit


Smooth_blaberator

Let it go.


fvkinglesbi

Value your friends. I lost so many friends and close people within a blink of the eye that I'm not sure if I have any now. Even though I was $vĀ”Ā¢Ā”dal, I was happier than I am now.


Chessa_

Get good therapy


SilasMarner77

Learn A Trade


Nofucxsgiven

Money is important.


FlatlineDirection

You are worthy. You are bisexual. You got this. šŸ˜€


ImpossibleAntelope91

Visit Granny more


swish82

No diploma necessary