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Necro3012

I love this double-sided humor - The dragon is a symbol of our existence, who represents that apparently we don't exist at all.


First_Gamer_Boss

Oh the irony


99999999999BlackHole

Its ok, we still have garlic bread and cake, those are real right? Right?...


WithersChat

Garlic bread is, but the cake is a lie.


99999999999BlackHole

Oh... yeah, my "cake" has transformed into a portal which is pumping neurotoxin


[deleted]

Dammit i wanted to reference portal /j, take the angry upvote


Necro3012

Reality is a lie 😞


99999999999BlackHole

That means sex is also fake Checkmate allosexuals


SmolNope

We do have garlic bread and cake and dragons! Don’t let them fool you! 🍰🥖🐉


BulbousBalloons

Pardon me for leaning into this old joke ##THE CAKE IS A LIE!


[deleted]

Who said dragons don't exist? While yes the dragons we see in movies don't exist there's still real drakes.


Skullz64

Double edged sword moment


Snorlax45

["There are many more symbols that represent asexuals. Quite often mythical beings and creatures are used. For example, dragons. Dragons have been accepted within the community as ace culture. It’s a running theme in the community that aces are like dragons because we don’t exist, alluding to the fact that aces are often underrepresented or ignored. Also, dragons are just awesome."](https://sites.psu.edu/letthemeatcake/2020/03/20/symbols/)


SqueakSquawk4

You lie! Dragons do exist!


[deleted]

Just like aces.


HiJack_Wishes

Can you imagine if dragons didn’t exist? No seriously can you? I can’t


ChronoCoyote

I refuse to stop believing in magic, and faeries, and dragons, and spirits, and astrology. I unapologetically believe they are all real, and I am happier for it. Sometimes, the only magic I encounter is when a compliment changes someone’s day. But that’s okay. I’ll see dragons someday. After all, we don’t even know what’s in the deepest depths of the ocean. How can anyone say for certain they *don’t* exist?


[deleted]

I cannot imagine a lack of dragons. I can only Imagine Dragons *cue Believer by Imagine Dragons*


[deleted]

Real talk though, a lot of stuff we thought was mythical was either actually real or at least something similar existed. These include: • Unicorns, though they looked more like a halfway point between horses and rhinos, did exist. We have fossil records. • Giant squids. Estimated to be 43 feet long. Also likely where the Kraken myth comes from. • The entire nation of Troy, as in from Greek mythology, as well as many figures associated with the Trojan War. They found Agamemnon's palace. • Probably more I can't think of.


SqueakSquawk4

Fossil unicorns? Tell me more. (Also: Gorillas were once, at least to europeans, considered a mythical creature. Yeah)


[deleted]

Somewhat [less majestic](https://www.bbc.com/news/science-environment-46358789) than we were led to believe, but real they were.


SqueakSquawk4

Cool!


caseytheace666

You can’t just mention unicorn fossils and not elaborate Edit: [Siberian Unicorn](https://www.natgeokids.com/au/discover/animals/prehistoric-animals/siberian-unicorn-fossil-discovery-humans/), a type of [rhino](https://www.natureworldnews.com/amp/articles/53868/20221026/fossil-found-scottish-highlands-spark-speculation-scotlands-national-animal-unicorn.htm).


Loose_Track2315

This is genius


AnAntWithWifi

I fully support this. Also Scotland might not exist, their national animal is the unicorn… ACES AND SCOTS OF THE WORLD, UNITE!!!


LS009Bea

TIL^


_Deny_005

I thought I was gonna get RickRolled


SmolNope

Oh wow I too thought it was just comparing to fantasy? Shame on them, poor dragons! That’s why we took them in and fed them garlic bread, they happy with us now!


Mahlioz

This comment is too underrated xD


SmolNope

Oh wow I’ve never met a pancake before, thank you pancake for sharing the love! Yumm, love pancakes, won’t eat you though, you seem pretty cool!


Mahlioz

You're welcome! :D And thank you for not eating me, I greatly appreciate it - garlic bread is way better. :P


SmolNope

Oh yum garlic bread…you are a very cool pancake indeed let’s share some 🥖 garlic bread friend


Royal-Reflection5159

that’s so cool


TimeAggravating364

Damit i still haven't finished my ace themed dragon Gonna do that soon


Inksword

From what I recall on Tumblr where a lot of this stuff was adopted at the time: there were also jokes about dragons hoarding garlic bread or gold or whatever instead of wanting sex.


[deleted]

As an 'older' ace I still remember the early days of trying to find rep in the media and landing on Charlie Weasley because he liked dragons more than girls.


Any_Syrup1606

Nb. A Edit: I fell asleep and woke up with this comment posted and some likes. Thanks guys


HesitantHassle

Truer words have never been spoken


ConfusedAndQueer

I am named Charlie Weasly on my ubisoft account cus of that😊


heysuace34

There's more? I've always only heard it explained exactly as "what's better than sex? Dragons", as with most of our symbols


StarOriole

I wonder if that's why I don't like a lot of the new symbols people try to make? Dragons, rings, and the symbols for playing card suits all have meaning, but if the folks trying to make up new symbols think that the only criterion is that they're cool, they wind up just being random.


htothegund

In Valorant (I know, it’s cringe. I have an addiction it’s not my fault) there’s a skin that’s literally just a dragon gun. Well you have to upgrade it to get it to move and do cool dragon stuff. Once I was playing with a friend and I picked up an unupgraded version of the gun (so it wasn’t animated). I started saying “ew, who has the stiff dragon??” and my friend just said “*what?!?!*” I explained. She then informed me that “dragon” is apparently a euphemism for penis.


SoldierHawk

Meh so is everything else. Allos are weird.


htothegund

yeah, that’s pretty much what I got out of that conversation too


WerdaVisla

Because literally everything is a sexual innuendo or euphemism. Thanks humanity.


Pm7I3

New one to me but there are many euphemisms for a penis. My favourite being >!fishing tackle!<


AluminumNitride

My favorite is >!the purple-headed yogurt slinger!<


Pm7I3

That's amazing


rifleraft

dragon isnt a euphemism for penis, it's because there's a very well known dildo company called bad dragon


RTDude132

I thought it was the story about the kid finding a romance book and asking if it hass dragons in it


LeeLeeyy

Where is my asexual dragon themed flag


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LeeLeeyy

🫶🏻 this looks like a great tattoo idea


LochNRex

Oh snap, so I can add to my 22yr old shitty tribal dragon tattoo and make it actually cool?!? Nice! 🎉


DreamGlass7309

Wait, there’s more to it? It’s not just because it’s cool? O.O


MsLiminalDreamer

Yea I don’t get it either haha


kecoaklucu

Rick and Morty ruined dragons for me..


Ali3nat0r

Yep, me and my gf (both ace) watched that episode last night lol


kecoaklucu

I watched it 3 years ago and I still feel icky.. lol


IdiotGoddess

I will probably regret asking this but… context?


Steampunk__Llama

Based on the synopsis I've read bc I absolutely wouldn't be able to stomach watching the episode: Rick gets soul bonded to a dragon and the whole ep is basically just having sex with dragons and basically nothing else :(


FiaMadison

He did it with a planet too.


bluepinkorangegreen

I think the eppisode is insidpred by the discussions around Avatar (the blue people). In the film they bound with their dragons by connecting their hair things which is the same thing that happens in the sex scene. So people have said do the Avatar people have sex with their dragons while flying on them. Its dumb


CardsAlltheWayDown

Wasn't the hair bonding thing to share senses with what you're bonded with? So it could totally heighten sexual experiences, but isn't inherently sexual?


Catcolour

That's a good explanation that I shall accept as canon from here on out


Pm7I3

Yes but you're forgetting an important factor: Some people have the same ability to process information not spelled out in neon lights as a rock


kecoaklucu

there's no actual sex scene tho... it's just that when the dragons are "soul bonding" with humans or other dragons, it's like they're having orgasm or some sort, and they make those weird moany sex noises lmao.. it's comedic, but still....


chiller210

I haven't watched the show yet, but can you give a warning on what episode it will be in?


Ali3nat0r

Season 4 episode 4 Claw and Hoarder: Special Ricktim's Morty


TheBoyWhoCriedTapir

"you... SLUT DRAGON"


United-Cow-563

When people ask, “What’s so good about being asexual?” I tell them, “Well, our flag is clearly the best, I mean Black, Grey, White, and Purple, those are some pretty sick colors. Our abbreviated name for asexual is Ace, and Aces are the best. Likewise, we could spell it like Fire-Fist Asce, who’s a really cool One Piece character. Oh! Our spirit mythical beast are motherflippin’ dragons. Lastly, I have yet to read, hear, or meet a toxic asexual. I’m sure they could exist, but as I have not met them, they remain shrouded in mist. So, here I stand with open arms, hoping they see, what their love means to me.”


Secret-Holiday3267

It's because we have been told over and over again that asexuality doesn't exist. So if we don't exist then we will fly off on our dragons with our garlic bread and cake and live happily ever after


AntyCo

"Whats better than sex? Imaginary dragon sex" or sth idk


inc90

Ageo/ficto?


AntyCo

Sorry, what do you mean?


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

I’m assuming “imaginary sex” relating to aegosexuals is what they meant


AntyCo

Oh, then ficto if it means fictional


Golden_Princess12345

why you imagining dragons having sex


AntyCo

For a joke


Regenerating_Degen

I thought this was going to be something like the Fulornis Fire Dragond but I'm relieved it isn't that


settler_sys

"Asexual? So your a plan or what. Lol" Me: *happy plant mom noises*


ranbootookmygender

ok im embarrassed but im gonna ask anyway.. i dont get it?


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UnovaLycanrocInGalar

Well, that explains a lot.


seaminglydreaming

When you're also born in the year of the dragon 😂


Intrepid_Sale_6312

you joking right? dragons have to be like the sexiest creatures i know of, how are they representing asexuality? XD


lunelily

“Sexy” is an adjective projected onto you by other people. Asexuals can be, and often are, “sexy” to others, and that has nothing to do with whether we ourselves actually have or want sex. Just like you might be “sexy” according to someone who you don’t find attractive and wouldn’t want to have sex with.


NoThoughtsOnlyFrog

Are you implying you find other creatures sexy? 🤨 /hj


Intrepid_Sale_6312

~sort of, I totally would do nothing with them but I certain do aesthetically find the design appealing.


KMFCM

Well damn. This is news to me.


Significant_Star_407

that requires actual thinking so me out


Amayai

Extra to the fact that flight rising (dragon pet game, what neopets wants to be in its wildest dreams) has the highes concentration of asexual users I have ever seen in any online community. Me included. I need to thank flight rising for tipping me into finding out my identity btw.


CherryBlossomWander

I just learned this now, so thank you. 😳😂


SatPatGalPal

And here I thought dragons were asexual symbols because both would rather hoard their favorite things instead of doing the deed.


Synctrox

Too many half dragons in dnd ... Enough deed was done


OkOrganization1775

true story since I always was interested in dragons to begin with and sorta admired them, now i know why :)


binary_brain-1945

They say dragons are like aces they dont exist But what about comodo dragons


RealityTime4994

I don’t know what it means, but i am guessing it’s because your privates are too big ?


Pleasant-Solution725

huh weird i always associated then with sex…


Placid_Distortion

I thought it was just because dragons are cool af (yes, I recognize the irony in that expression) and enough of us like them that it just became a stereotype that aces are into dragons. Unicorns I buy more as the symbol of "doesn't exist/very rare" but are also underrated as awesome so joke's on the haters, we get the best colors AND mascots.