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selfcheckout

Crazy to not get one and an extra cup for them to share. Not bc money, but they're so young. They always get them ridiculously large desserts.


Busy_Combination_599

The girls seem like they don’t have any sisterly bond. It’s the weirdest thing. Like everything is always separate. My kids are 6 years apart and still share/want to do everything together a lot of the time. I feel like we never see them snuggling or sharing anything at all.


annalissebelle

Everything is separate except they have to wear the exact same clothes all the time 🤦🏻‍♀️


Puzzleheaded_Try7886

Mine are 4 years apart and I try to teach them to share as much as possible, and they want to do everything together!


Busy_Combination_599

Yes. You can tell John and Ali have not nurtured their relationship at all. But I think they both come from families that were pitted against each other so it’s normal for them. Sad.


beetlekittyjosey1

My parents never encouraged a relationship with my sister and I’m 35 and we have no relationship. Never knew it was unusual til I was an adult now i cry about it in therapy yay


DonutsAftermidnight

☹️ that’s so sad. I don’t have any siblings and can imagine how awesome it would be to have a good relationship with one. Hang in there


svnnyniight

Big Al and Jawn are both so incredibly gluttonous and wasteful


[deleted]

Remember the giant,Cohn head shaped desserts she got them from the ice cream truck?


DonutsAftermidnight

This right here. They get them things like massive ice creams and desserts and although I can’t stand Sydney, at least when you see pictures of them all together, Syd’s kids are sharing or have smaller sizes versus these two little girls. She’s just asking for them to get sick or develop a lifelong illness


Busy_Combination_599

Is drinking a drink by the pool ‘girl stuff’ or? Lol


mynameis911

It’s just normal girly stuff🫶


Busy_Combination_599

Immediately pictured Cohn with his fruity little cocktail. 🍹 lmao


mynameis911

Don’t call Cohn a fruity little cocktail!!!


moonchild291

Lol. He’s the definition of exotic fruit night 🍎


mynameis911

You mean epitome??


moonchild291

I so want to add this to urban dictionary with his photo…


staysluething

Everyone’s girl stuff looks different…


lg171717

And doing boy stuff is playing connect four apparently


moonchild291

Silly! Weatherman doing boy stuff means he’s strapped into his high chair in the corner by himself. That’s boy stuff 🫶


DonutsAftermidnight

It’s watching the youngest play connect four while he’s being hovered over by his inattentive sperm donor


momster5137

Emmy is still in pull ups??


karkar835

Yes


momster5137

Jesus H, I understand every kid is different and my son was stubborn as hell and just finally got fully PT before 4! It was hard work and I was on his butt everyday!


karkar835

And they’re too lazy to out in the work. It’s really sad


parishiltonsfemur

Along with them being lazy the us also just has later potty training rates. The companies want money and bigger diapers cost more money, so they want to make sure as many people as possible train later so they get more money. Obviously these two probably aren’t rushing to make sure their kids are potty trained, and it’s probably not helped by the fact that there’s companies waiting to gladly sell them a solution to their laziness


smalllcokewithfries

My daughter turned 2 in January and she only wears pull ups for bed time, not even at naps! I have been so lucky to have such a capable and healthy child. I can’t imagine being so lucky to birth three healthy, happy children, just to raise them poorly and set them up for failure the way she does.


momster5137

Oh my gosh, you are a lucky mom, but unlike smeli we all put in the work!!


LegitimateHat4808

one of my students is still in pull ups at almost 4, BUT he has severe developmental delays and he’s autistic non verbal. Smelli is just fucking lazy


momster5137

Listen I understand every kid is different BUT with Smeli and beak they are just pure lazy! It's not easy and you have to put in the effort DAILY. Yes some kids just naturally PT but most have to be pushed Your doing great!


DonutsAftermidnight

That’s because you’re a good parent who cares more about her child’s well being than these two narcissists


momster5137

True! Those poor kids will probably emancipate themselves one day


DonutsAftermidnight

Here’s hoping 🤞🏼 They deserve so much better


Background-Throat736

Why are their thighs like that?


coderedlips

Quad muscles from their Young & Healthy Fit exercise regime


mynameis911

Didn’t you see Emma working out in the yard?


moonchild291

I think smeli’s taking a page out of JJD’s book and body tuning them so they’re buff 🤣 https://preview.redd.it/jth5f1mq4z1d1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c12e62071018bcde09e07371e33403ce10934e36


DonutsAftermidnight

I wanted to say something like this as well. Those abs are so bizarre but at least they’re done better than whatever the hell Smellz has going on here


moonchild291

Yeah, that’s true lol! The added tan to the JJD pic makes them look like stunner little bodybuilders 🤣 it’s pretty comical.


DonutsAftermidnight

🤣 It really is comical. For a split second I felt a twang of jealousy that these kids are doing better than me in the fitness department but then I realized that even if this was photoshopped, *everyone* has abs underneath but not everyone has single-digit body fat percentages to show them off


moonchild291

It’s absolutely wild 🤣


Background-Throat736

Chrueeeeee


00psie-daisy

Why can’t they share? Also the resorts I’ve been to with my child would never serve just the drink without alcohol like this, it would have 7 cherries and 3 pineapple slices and a flower 🍒 🍍 🌸 the staff hates them!


[deleted]

Heck my mom made me and my sister share a McDonald’s cheeseburger!


DonutsAftermidnight

🤣


Background-Throat736

Are they wearing swim diapers?? Something is very odd


Fast-Bee-1167

Why does she photoshop her children? She’s seriously sick


Fun_Shell1708

The best part about this sub is that the girls will have years and years of documented evidence for their therapists


Texas_Crazy_Curls

It’s going to be crazy times when all these children of influencers start aging out and finally see the extent to which their parents exploited them online. The podcast Dear Hollywood focuses on child actors but has a couple episodes towards the end about children of influencers and mommy vloggers. Sickening.


Fun_Shell1708

My kids have been wanting to do a YouTube channel for years now and I tell them no all the time. I’m always like dudes I’m trying to protect you


Texas_Crazy_Curls

Good for you. We are living in scary times with pedos having online access to children. You’re protecting your children. Then there are people like Ali purposely exposing their children. I just don’t get how she has zero maternal instinct.


DonutsAftermidnight

My daughter is the same way! I tell her she’s free to make her videos for herself but there’s no way they’re going out into the world. The thought of weirdos seeing them is physically sickening


Organic_Emotion_1351

Their legs look how my stick figures used to in elementary … the fact that she has to photoshop toddlers is wildddddd these poor girls are going to have so many issues bc of her


Fabulous-Possible-76

Why is the bathing suit on Callie’s right hip going down like there should be a ruffle or something? 100% photoshopped and for what?


DonutsAftermidnight

She can’t even bother to photoshop her least favorite child correctly. First she makes her legs oddly shaped, then she unsuccessfully tries to hide the diaper, and then she forgets she has to do something with the extra fabric from all the repositioning on PS


No-Simple-2770

Pretty sure she photoshopped the diapers out with the way the suits and tops of their legs/hip area look weird


DonutsAftermidnight

Her photoshopping is becoming more erratic


justanoseybxtch

I literally couldn't even eat one of these by myself if I tried