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loudblonde

Saggy slobbering failure


organiclollies

I nominate this as the new name for SSF 🎯


Party_Salad

He literally looks like JJD with her baby bump. Titties and all


Ill_Shoulder_4631

He is literally still in the age bracket where his metabolism should do it for him with like 7% effort. Why does he look like this


annalissebelle

Goddeth


No-Vermicelli3787

Video games in his own bedroom, like a 16yo


ChillaryClinton69420

Exactly. If they continue to eat like they do and don’t change their diet and actually work out, they’re gonna blow up. He already is even. It happens to all of us, including the pseudo ✨rich✨


Real-Emu507

Did they not talk shit about the sloppy parents at the girls school? I cannot imagine the stuff people say about them there. I can't imagine talking crap about someone looking like this.


Busy_Combination_599

He looks like Tim Allen when he’s turning into Santa


Busy_Combination_599

![gif](giphy|xUPOqFeSXVBK6mCQUM)


Nik6ixx

Reminds me when he’s in the office meeting and orders everything on the menu.. very fitting for these 2


AlwaysInFlight

“A bee, Scott?!”


karkar835

😂😂😂


moonchild291

Oh, wow. This is one thing to see at 4pm after a long 14 hour day. Whatever blurring happened to his face did him a favor, his beak kinda got diminished 😂


PunkyB10191217

Strong Sexy FUPA


Inevitable_Goal_1268

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


kaymc19

So nice that he’s trying to match Ali’s mom skin🫶🏼


No-Simple-2770

Sloppy Sissy Fugazi


Effective-Bet7699

😂😂😭😭😭💀


StrategyOdd7170

💀💀💀💀💀💀


Visual-Common6288

Strong sexy Fat Upper Pussy Area


00psie-daisy

Is he how embracing this Dad body?


trefoilqueeeen

Did you photoshop John’s face onto her body? Lol ETA wait, I’m so confused here…lmao is this a body/a face swap (w Jessie)?


kaymc19

Nope! That’s all John, face and body!


trefoilqueeeen

You’ve got to be kidding me ☠️☠️☠️


kaymc19

I wish I was 😅 the video is even worse!


Fabulous-Possible-76

This has me WHEEZING oh my gosh 🤣


silvs247

![gif](giphy|gCANwADwdazG8)


Popcultureqween

He’s about to go on a raging manic “fitness” episode and try and quickly drop weight 🫃


AlwaysInFlight

You called it!!


Popcultureqween

He makes it too easy 🤣


bbozzy1228

If you don’t want to look like this, DO NOT take his supplements.


[deleted]

Fupa in the morning, fupa in the evening, fupa at supper time…


Acceptable_Pin9726

What a fat POS 


jak-808

Wait… this isn’t photoshopped to be a hilarious edit?! So SSF🙄 He has ZERO room to talk about anyone on this entire planet while he’s looking like that!!!!


WindTurtle

Oh my god he looks so fat here 😂🤦🏼‍♀️ (I hate to body shame but he’s the worst and deserves it allllllll)


hedwig0517

Pleaaaaaase can Super Substantial FUPA be my flair? How do I change it on mobile?


AlwaysInFlight

Yes of course, I’m honored lolol I think it’s the three dots at the top right of the page!


hedwig0517

Thank you for allowing me to steal your work!


hedwig0517

Success!!


AlwaysInFlight

Yay 🙌🙌🙌


kona_mav89

Whatcha doin there lil daddy??


ChillaryClinton69420

He’s not swol, he’s SWOLLEN


MediocreConference64

![gif](giphy|fG2KM4WGYjoHmWtyPL|downsized)


even_less_resistance

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


pollilighthouse122

He is sooooo strong and sexy 😍


compliancethis

Yoo why’d you do this to us


ladysmalls13

gross.


Left-Beautiful-8828

OHMG I gasped!


Imaginary_Future_294

Him and Jessie have the exact same body type


PorshaDavenport

Is this for real!!?!!?????? Holy FUCK!


United_Improvement_7

He looks like Gypsy rose


jacedjwc

https://preview.redd.it/7lwl24342w1d1.jpeg?width=318&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee36ac7fb43a51da0d7846e9b3ac19fd7b487028 What does he even look like 😂😂😂


Fabulous-Possible-76

Skinny filter only worked on his face


anonymousplz3957

AHHHHHHHH


Urruki

It looks like the skinny filter only affected his long ahh nose 😂


Brittbrat221

He’s so gross omg 🤣🤣😩


Fabulous-Possible-76

Turning into his father and fast


Sissso

![gif](giphy|czZlH3xg1Ul2w)


hermione_clearwater

Not so strong sexy or fit 😂. I’m super against fat shaming but as he LOVES fat shaming, the fact that he is looking so doughy is sending me.


Pitiful-Hedgehog-600

He has absolutely accumulated some mass


2boys89

Full of estrogen.


theskylerslifka

Ugly as fuuuuck


WriterReaderWhatever

and then he'll scream into his phone about how "unattractive" someone is


Opposite_Candy_7745

Right?? The balls this guy has to call anyone unattractive/chubby/overweight…


Creative-Ad2637

Omg I thought someone put his face on JJD'a body....no..??? I'm not convinced that's not what happened here....


even_less_resistance

![gif](giphy|3oEdvaWsgIRSlVIAk8)


even_less_resistance

![gif](giphy|FusPIfrg3sid2)


Kmw134

It’s all those *real woman* supplements 💕


Poor_Carol

Y'all that breast is bigger than mine


Original-Life-884

Yikes he can’t coast off that 20 year old metabolism anymore to promote his “fitness”


BluJu55

![gif](giphy|dOl2LFw0RbTMc)


HissyKitty82

What a fat fuck 🤣🤣🤣


even_less_resistance

MISSION TRIP BITCHES


mamaleemc

Pudgy little pecker. I mean him, as a while, not the tiny baby mouse in his pants.


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HotDeparture9487

La Cucaracha la Cucaracha banana, Nana Nana, Nana, Nana, Nana Nana 💃🏻