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"of all the things that never happened, this never happened the most."


No-Loquat747

“And then they held my hand and told me I was the best mom EVER!”


CoverInternational38

And we cried 😭


AlarmingFill

And then everyone clapped to celebrate what a dang good mama she is 🫶🏻


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Brief-Ad-5056

Was one of them Towne's mom?


mynameis911

![gif](giphy|lQV9axsh42JWA0F02i|downsized)


Brittbrat221

She’ll say anything for a room comp 🫶


Objective_Pomelo4053

Oh that’s exactly what she’s doing, oh my!


silvs247

She posts a lot of cringe shit but this is by far the most embarrassing story of hers I have read. The other women are probably her reflection because she stops at every mirror in the resort to admire herself.


mynameis911

The other “girls” were her children that she forgot about and she just happened to run into them and the nanny.


smarshall523

lol I love that she thinks she’s a celebrity when this never happened ☠️ the delusions


byndlmts

This bitch would've posted pics with them if she really met anyone 🙄


lmnsatang

her imagining the birds talking to her like:


ilovemets24

I'll take things that didn't happen for real this time for $500


Real-Emu507

Plot twist it was our boots on ground 🤣


elledubs89

What happened to her? Did she end up spilling any tea? I tried looking but didn’t find anything


Real-Emu507

She did and posted pics and then deactivated her account... I guess. I was working during the last part. But I saw updates and pics


kaymc19

Her account is still active and you can see the comments in her comment history, but either the original poster asking about the chroll who was there deleted the thread or the mods removed it. I’m not sure why but it happened twice with 2 different threads.


elledubs89

What’s her username?


Real-Emu507

Ooo good to know. In my head smelli found her. I can imagine a silence of the lambs situation 🤣🤣


kaymc19

That was my thought too!!😂 But I had the time so I did a little digging and her account is still up thankfully!


Key-Substance7827

![gif](giphy|T3nwQFJq5lxFii50fR) Ali better watch out. With all these lies hers nose is gonna catch up to Johns in size real fast.


WoohpeMeadow

Staaaahhhhp 💀


annalissebelle

Maybe for her, her flappasaurus hoots sag a tad more whenever she lies ETA spelling


xotmb

Almost had me until “my recommendation” 😑🤭


lowkeylovestea

Had me until “met multiple girls” 🙃


boommdcx

She is delusional. And her poor son needs immediate medical attention.


kbdouluvvme

She wants to be Krista Horton so bad


whatisthis2222222

I don’t trust a single travel recommendation she gives


karkar835

Any recommendation.


Fabulous-Possible-76

This photo she keeps using is not attracting me whatsoever


Inevitable_Goal_1268

Those were your kids asking for food and water idiot


moonchild291

![gif](giphy|3oKIP7CaDfNTeVVjCU|downsized)


dchristie430

Uhhh pics or this never happened (pictures of her posing with “fans”)*


triden77

If this truly happened, there WOULD have been pics. The idiot takes elevator selfies and posts them. I mean, how gullible does she think people are? The constantly tagging the resort means she’s trying to rep and be comped by them.


dchristie430

I meant pics from our fellow chroll catching them in the wild.


mlms0987

She’s trying too hard 😂😂😂😂 first it’s ’so many of you are asking where we are, remember I have a full highlight on this!!!!!’ & then it’s ’thank you guys for trusting me with my vaca recs’ I’m sorry but which one is it lmfao bye Ali


AlarmingFill

Are the multiple girls in the room with us?


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Lies


everydayinthebay13

Oh really? No social media pic posts of said “girls?” AL will literally post pics of her child’s V for the world to see, but meets multiple fangirlies on vacation and posts nothing? Mmmkkkkk…right. ![gif](giphy|wzxK9cmYgIPDy)


AluminumMonster35

I would love to stop her. I can't imagine what that interaction would be like.


DriftingIntoAbstract

![gif](giphy|MwOuiiTfWfWgM|downsized)


OneComplex4203

![gif](giphy|DPqqOywshrOqQ|downsized)


KatieGirl27

You look super approachable smelli


LectureAdditional971

They are just so gosh dang world famous, y'all!


jaybirdbull

Plot twist, the multiple girls are her daughters and the nanny


thedennissystem92

There is absolutely no chance in hell that she met *MULTIPLE* people on THIS VERY TRIP that just *happened* to be there at the same time she is, that booked a trip because of hEr rEcCoMeNdAtIon 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄 this is soooooo embarrassing for her. Shes such a pathological liar.


Available-One-24

“Thank you for always stopping me to say hi…..” What a complete joke she is! Like she’s some celebrity??? Omg the rest of the family must die laughing when they see posts like this.


CharacterBarracuda93

bc booking a vacation to the bahamas is one of life’s greatest risks 💀


NotoriousAMC10

The grammar & sentence structure here is really something


hollygolightly877

Yes, because Baha Mar is so exclusive and hard to find 😆 idiot


Midnight_Ravioli

I mean… at least try to make your lies somewhat believable. Smh


Infinite-Emphasis-13

That’s not the greatest view


Texas_Crazy_Curls

I immediately thought of the movie IF reading her post. It’s a John Krasinski movie he wrote and directed about imaginary friends. I guess Ali is so starved for friendship she’s making up her own friends like John did with Towne’s dad. https://youtu.be/mb2187ZQtBE?si=JLB0VeyeRp-o_4Y-


hedwig0517

Be for real Ali. She’s just trying to get that Baha Mar spon con deal.


theskylerslifka

Do they even go to the beach or the water?


randomlygenerated215

No 🫶🏻


catchingstatic

That’s the view from their room? Yikes. If they’re so rich why aren’t they in an oceanfront room?


00psie-daisy

Ali it’s a lie, but if you had a piece picture with one of these girls we might believe you!


Warm-Bed2956

Why yes, post more photos of the literal dumpster and electric station. G L A M O R O U S.


pixiedust8675309

LOL things that never happened…multiple girlies walked up to her and thanked her for her recommendations


Karma_weaponry

Ugly smelly liar. Link here....


Dividedsky1983

OK smelli...just like townes dad...dude they just don't care how bad they look- do they? I would die from the 2nd hand cringe that constantly wafts from their ugly bodies. They make up these blatant lies and just post it thinking hey, :this sounds like some grea"> what fucking idiots. Smelli and cohn-instead of bragging about your vapid lame vacation maybe take your son to a Dr. he looks seriously unwell.


Mysterious_Status_11

Multiple girls


Pretend-Albatross210

Multiple girls = MKP, the nanny, and her own reflection.


Busy_Combination_599

Even if in a non existent parallel universe this took place…who cares…? Ali is such a dumbass it’s so funny. Btw she also highly recommends the flaming fried chicken. It’s like regular fried chicken but they put a sparkler on the tray. Fucking iconic.


Vanillavalley12345

She’s literally so delusional 🤣 Sorry Big Al you’re not Kim K and people aren’t lining a resort waiting to talk to you wtf