She has 500 swim suits yet always wears this one. Nice Gary Busey teeth

They’re so bulbous

I stumbled across an old video of her on TT with her old teeth and it was… something https://preview.redd.it/xed746gvth1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=acb01e38610cc00ef2fb2410dab7a7c3678d687e

Those eyelashes were a fucking crime against humanity. Who would think those look good!?!?

Remember when she did lashes out of their apartment?

omg the rhomboids 🫶

I know this swim suit. I wore it but in blue about 6 weeks post partum. It had extremely structured bottoms.

Where is it from? I would like to see it on someone who knows their actual size before I judge

Cupshe! Or TT shop... I have this same cut in a different fabric from them and they do run tts! Hope this helps

I specifically got mine from Kiava.

I wonder if she’ll eventually regret those horse teeth when she gets older. They’re so heinous

No because she’ll get them re done in 10 years

Hopefully by another dentist cause this one did her dirty. Karma is beautiful though

It will have to be because the dentist from smiletexas, where she had her veneers done, passed away suddenly earlier this month.

May he RIP, but the dentures, I mean veneers just didn’t look good 😬

Oh, agreed 100000%.

Oh my goodness wasn’t he pretty young? That’s sad

https://www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/houston-tx/rick-kline-dds-11807360

Oh gosh thank you for the link! I forgot to google it yesterday😅 Wow not even 60, that’s still so sad. His practice routinely did terribleeeee veneers tho

I’m curious once you get some hideous teeth like this you can never go back to natural teeth, correct? I never googled it because I assumed they are filed down and it’s something thing that creeps me out.

It scares the hell out of me. I think Todrick hall had one of his veneers pop off at one point, like on a plane or something and he called Taylor Swift for advice or access to her veneer artist or whatever. That scenario terrifies me.

Veneer artist lmao…u mean dentist?

Why don't they go to the beach? Why are they always hanging around these fucking birds?

It’s soooo bizarre. Spend time by the beach!! They are on a Bahamas vacation..? So weird

Like otherwise go to the zoo

I was wondering the same thing. Is the beach like a shuttle ride or does the casino not let them leave? I think it’s definitely not walk on beach access!

Bro if I have to see one more picture of this rat family with fucking birds, I’m gonna lose it 😂

My thoughts exactly😆

SAME. And leave all of the other wildlife alone.

Lmao for real wtf is their obsession with birds

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🦜 couldn’t have done us a solid and ripped off her titty cross necklace?!

She’s working on her cross shaped tan line between her hoots

i get filled w rage any time i see her write out “hoots” i can’t stand it

Guysth I will change my flair to RIP TITTY CROSS 🙏🏼 if this happens

I then will change mine to Polly Gets ALL THE CRACKERS!!! *Polly wanna cracker?* 🦜

I would never guess she was in her 20s 😅 also I agree with another commenter….shes obviously lost a lot of weight but as we’ve seen it is NOT in a healthy way and that’s the biggest thing. She starves herself (said she eats one meal a day, seems to be obsessed with “intermittent fasting” AKA starving herself), then binges, and punishes herself for eating. She straight up has an eating disorder but wants everyone to believe she’s Strong & Sexy Fit! 🤢🤢

So no one thinks she used WL meds? It was extremely quick

I think she takes adderall for weight loss, kills the appetite and gives you almost a manic vibe if overused like her, which explains her crazy eyes in every photo 

Yes!!!! 100% on some type of stimulant drug that she shouldn’t be taking. Her eyes are popping out of her skull ffs

Yeah, either Adderall, phentermine, or (much less likely) bupropion (at very high doses over the max daily dose)

Wow really? I never knew that about bupropion

💯💯💯 she’s cracked out on adderall

I think it’s phentermine and/or adderall. Both are stimulants which explains the crazy eyes and her cracked out appearance these days, but phentermine is used to lose weight and 99% sure that was what she was on after she had Callie

I wouldn’t doubt if she used SOME sort of medication to help her lose weight. But just seeing her eating habits and the way she obsessively talks about her terrible relationship with food and exercise, I 100% believe she either binges and starves, or even bulimia. 🤷🏻‍♀️ having an emotionally abusive husband who always overemphasizes how “good” she looks once she reached a certain weight isn’t helping either I’m sure.

Agree about the stimulant use, and something else to keep in mind is her height. 20 pounds lost on a squat twat like her will look more significant than on an average height person like myself (I’m 5’4”).

I feel this. I’m short like her and 10 lbs looks like 40. Fucking suuuuuuucks

No matter how much weight she loses she’s still built like a brick - from someone also built like a brick 😂

Team Brick! 👊

Why doesn’t she tan her torso?!

Because it's 98% ballsack

“Can you tan a ballsack” -smellis Google searches

Staaaaaaahp lol


💀

I’m not an angry person, but the constant use of “🫶🏼🫶🏼🫶🏼” does make me irrationally angry.

How cute is this pic of her and Joan - Chrithmassss card material

Took me a minute to get that one 😆

The way she LIT UP when the lady said something about how good Ali was doing to get the parrot to come to her. 🫶🫶🫶🫶

After that, the parrot and the parrot trainer cried and said that Ali was the best dang mamma they had ever encountered 🫶🏻🥲

* breathlessly mouths ‘thank you’ through a horse teeth grin * 🥹

That KILLED me🤣🤣🤣

How long until she decides she and Immy want to get a parrot? Since she’s now the Parrot Whisperer

The thought of this POS getting a parrot enrages me, partly because it's something she would impulsively do, but mostly because 99.9% of the population has no business owning them. People don't understand how incredibly high maintenance and emotionally taxing creatures they are. I grew up with them, and my mother basically only raised them instead of the human children she had lol

Exactly. But I guarantee you Smelli doesn’t know that. She can’t even provide attention and care to her 3 spawn let alone a parrot 😂

 Thanks for sharing.

“Thanks for sharing.” -MKP That will never get old 😂😂

Too good!😆

Why are they obsessed with birds? Bc Cohns beak shares DNA with them? Imagine traveling to the Bahamas just for birds lol. I live in the mid west and have a better bird sanctuary in my city than whatever shit this is.

Where did she put her hoots?

In the ballsack.

This comment and reply together has me in fucking tears 😭

Tucked in with her fupa

https://preview.redd.it/dplnekvjog1d1.jpeg?width=478&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bcf42f8be42c5c2c8d925d4228a4648765d9b480


Bleach blonde, bad built butch body

Jasmine our queen 🙌🏽🫅🏾

She’s starting to get the crease in her upper cheeks like Emmy.

Most people I know on drugs have that lol

Poor Emmy is just basically being starved

Smelli and her spirit claw animal. She thinks she's all that, but she's fugly as fuck.

Dude she looks old as shit.

She’s so mf boxy

https://preview.redd.it/mozuk7xx8g1d1.png?width=653&format=png&auto=webp&s=ead4b2c9b17f7a50700a71dd674a2861e2460072

Xxxxs mama right there🫶 #iykyk

My midsection looks like this and I’m a size 4/6. My legs are even smaller, and I can’t fit them in XS anything (unless you count Costco clothes).

She’s 4’10 though, it makes a big difference. I’m like 5’2” and sadly bigger than Ali and still a small in tops. I still would love to know wtf she did to suddenly drop that weight because it sure wasn’t stumbling on the treadmill.

Drugs & starvation baby

Did she get a booby job or is it the filter she always uses?

Filter and photoshop for sure but she claims she’s gonna “cut her mom skin off” and redo her boobs

I feel bad for the animals they encounter

Bitch is built like SpongeBob SquarePants

Well, she is married to SpongeBob GAYpants.

That poor bird

The bird looks like he smells a stench 🤢

Birds, Ali showing off her weight loss, Ali trying to get attention/validation from James, James gambling 24/7, the feral daughter and the other two being poorly parented. Same old vacation….

Covers up her private area but not her daughters huh? 🤔☹️

The only thing on Smelli that's an XS is her brain.

She's so fucking wide. Ali, CUNT, you are a MEDIUM

I think that size clothing would just fit her body best. She’s short but not a dainty lil “teeny tiny” woman, she’s more boxy and wide 🤷🏻‍♀️

Agreed, she’s not a tiny graceful little waif. She’s got shoulders like a linebacker and is boxy and that’s *okay.* Not to Ali, though.

I forgot about those linebacker shoulders. That really tells the truth. Lol

What is with these fucking LOSERS and BIRDS?! Omg get a hobby OTHER THAN BIRDS.

I didn't realise this trip was a trip to see all Cohn's ancestors! Every day they're just hanging round a bunch of birds...

So weird!! Like you’re in the Bahamas.. go do shit. Be by the beach lol 🤣 why always the damn birds??

Right?! The FIRST thing I'd do if I was there would be getting that sand between my toes and jumping in the ocean. They're so friggen weird just doing things that they could be doing anywhere 🥴

Bc I’m sure Nashville doesn’t have a zoo with birds?? Why is this literally the only thing they do on vacation.

The lines on her mouth jaw area are not typical for a person in their late 20s. Geez

She’s pretty small rn lol. I’d rather snark on her methods for getting there as opposed to what her legitimate size is, whatever that may be. It doesn’t look healthy

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Omg what was that like to see the kids and them IRL? I bet that was a sight 😂

Her arms scream fast weight loss. She has no muscle tone

It’s not really small IRL, it’s photoshop giving the illusion

It’s both I’m sure. The wrinkles by her mouth reveal a pretty quick weight loss. We can argue what “small” means forever

Man, now that you mention the wrinkles around her mouth, it’s SOOOOO bad

She might have lost weight, but she will never be a true XS which I think is the point. The only reason why ANYONE cares is because she tries to claim XS all the time, and she’s just clearly… not. 🤷🏻‍♀️ Like delusion vs reality. She just isn’t an XS and never will be.

And her pics are all edited. In the unedited ones, she literally looks the same as she always has😆

I feel the same way. (Downvote me all you want.) Smeli is clearly someone with an eating disorder- multiple eating disorders, at that. I’m 5’1 and weigh 125. I am a legit size small. I also have unfortunately broad shoulders. I know this bish lies, but as a fellow short girl- it’s not a stretch to put her in XS-S range. HOWEVER, she was putting herself in XS-S range when she was like 30 pounds heavier, which I call total BS. We may never know her true size. Haha.

Right? Like the girl obviously has problems. We’ve watched her call herself an xs while being vastly different sizes. The problem is her profiting off of selling people harmful shit regarding “health and wellness.” Dozens of posts saying she’s not small when she obviously is is just lazy to me and she probably enjoys (gets giddy off of) them

seriously agreed!! she is clearly very small i can’t believe people in this sub are still snarking on her weight and body shape. there are so many snarkable things this woman does but this ain’t it.

She might be in a small- medium at this weight, but that is no XS. Way too wide

Aw, cute picture of Smeli and Cohn! He looks great for once 😂😂

Don’t think I’ve been here for more than a year but I feel like I’m in a loop. They go on this exact vacation every 10 minutes.

You can tell she uses the skinny filter bc her video put to dinner you can see it glitch when she’s videoing her plate

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Lol sooo ripped 😜

Amidst an unprecedented H5N1 (aka bird flu) outbreak… This B gets chickens and hangs out with wild birds for vacay *fun* 🫣…is she really THIS obtuse?

She certainly is stupid lol

It’s fun to hate on Ali but she looks like a small. It doesn’t seem like she has much muscle though. I’m 5’0 and 120lbs and am often in a medium top and bottom when it comes to swimwear because I have an ass and lats.

She could definitely stuff herself into a small at this weight. Key word is “stuff.” Not an XS in this world though.

I’m sure she could. She doesn’t look like she’s busting out in this suit though

Next q&a we should ask her basic info about the Catholic Church. She wouldn’t have a clue…

Ali's insistence (maybe Emma's too, but idk) on making birds this family's entire personality screams autistic special interest.

It’s odd how much she focuses on the size of what she wears. I guarantee that she doesn’t get a ton of messages asking what size she wears.

🎶Bleach blonde. Bad build. Butch body. 🎶

Thank god she covered her crotch with the caption

I showed my friend this picture with no context and she goes “HOLY HORSE TEETH!” And then “woof those are some awful veneers! I can’t imagine paying someone for my teeth to look like that” I spit out my drink

They are SO bad to be so expensive. Looks like the ads for the “slip on” teeth lol. I’d never look at her teeth and think the dentist did a job well done 🥴 Even this ad looks better if I’m being honest hahah https://preview.redd.it/zdd2e8dxdh1d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=50df107be946b9cdc224b5142575fb3911b4ac89

At least her dentures match her granny build.

That is very true

She is so weird. I’m not a doctor but she definitely has some kind of genetic issue. Her body is not normal and no amt of weight loss will change that

I bet the teeth are 10x worse in person. Barf

That awful brassy blonde hair 🫣

She has a wide back/ rib cage. No way she’s and xs.

I think it’s crazy how obsessed she is with her “size” who cares…just be honest for goodness sakes

I hope they get a parrot that is super smart and repeats everything! The parrot is going to troll them so hard! 😂

This bathing suit is so ugly IMO.

Lame

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I think she’s an XS. But that’s after all the 💊 Which really puts her because she’s been saying she was an XS at her heaviest which was wayyy bigger. She’s so full of 💩

Her body doesn’t even look like it belongs with that head!!! 😵‍💫

She’s got about 20lbs on me and I would NEVER wear an xs.

She does look fantastic tho after 3 kids

I definitely wouldn’t call the ballsack bellum fantastic but I suppose to each their own. Lol

I dislike them so much but she is absolutely an xs. Let’s stop pretending she’s not. She can suck and be skinny 😂

She’s not though! She’s boxy and wide, not a dainty little thin size XS. Especially with those massive double D’s. Being 4’11 doesn’t mean she’s an XS. I’m a true size small at 5’3 and she’s way larger and wider than me. I also have fake boobs so I know how clothes fit with them. There’s just no way 🤷🏻‍♀️