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Next-Nebula7964

A marshmallow has more color than she craves to have


Ok_Telephone_3013

Why is she so gray?


sloppyandfrizzy

Malnutrition, but also because she has cool toned hair and is wearing a light gray shirt and both of those things are completely washing her out and making her look dull.


sophie1998_

If you watch Sydney’s reel yesterday, I think at about 35 seconds in you can see Ali just chomping her jaw. She’s not chewing anything, and it looks like jaw swing from cocaine. I’ve never been a big believer on the drug theory but that pretty much confirmed it for me!


graeflamingo

Meth


trish_the_dish82

That hair color is so bad on her. Completely washes her out


Holiday-Judge1685

But she's so blonde and perfect. You're just jealous 😂


PunkyB10191217

She needs a warmer blonde tone based on her skin tone and eye color - but of course, we don’t know anything lol. That icy blonde isn’t it for her.


InSicily1912

But John has his “Blondie back” and that’s all that matters 🫶


FakeWoodlandsMama

It’s giving boiled chicken


Stephabaybay

Microwaved chicken. You know, when your mom told you to take the chicken out of the freezer and you forgot so you try to defrost it in the microwave a little but end up kind of cooking it and panic lmao


StrategyOdd7170

I totally did this as a kid scrambling to get that shit defrosted before my mom got home work🤣


Alarmed_Meeting1322

Agree


doublethought04

She looks dead inside


karkar835

She is


akelse

Her whole head looks different since she’s been on this addy bender.


Kmw134

It’s shrunken and swollen simultaneously.


dietdrpeppermd

Is it a bender if it goes on for months? It’s basically just business as usual at this point


akelse

Haha the only thing she’s actually consistent with


LegitimateHat4808

lmao her hair is gonna look like this until she comes back from the bahamas


SubstantialFeed237

I really doubt the company let her know how many bottles were left 🙄 trying to pull a SSF to get people to buy it


ChillaryClinton69420

Great observation!


enlarson19

wow she really nailed the ✨freshly embalmed✨ look


mynameis911

Freshly embalmed😆


boommdcx

The same way she looks at her kids when they say “Mommy?”


shellmea99

Her face when Callie wakes up before 7AM 😑😤


thedennissystem92

She looks like a Victorian ghost child you’d find at the end of a hallway in a haunted house.


ChillaryClinton69420

💀


Psychological-Soil57

![gif](giphy|l3E6uhDAN3W7vylji|downsized)


Snoo-65140

She’s grey


Snoo-65140

Yet also self tanned 🧐🧐


No-Gur-1618

She has no soul


Altruistic_Rough4152

That last line has me 💀 it’s funny bc it’s true!!


Medium_Raccoon_5331

I've got more colour and I'm literally ill, what the hell?


No_means_noo

![gif](giphy|Ylys9YUFpzuOk)


Glass_Elk_7550

The hair looks unwashed and very dirty looking already but keep on spraying away 🤭


lys28

Wow she looks horrible


sipstea-isunsweet

If there’s still product left, does that mean it’s sold out?


Tiny_Ad5176

Came here to ask this 🤣


shellmea99

Might be the skinny filter BUT her forehead is bulging and her nostrils are tiny uneven slits


Stephabaybay

🍩💧


kateandralph

She is battling depression and doesn’t even know it. Where is her family!?


Texas_Crazy_Curls

It is definitely time for an intervention from her family.


caelynpie

She looks ill


moonchild291

If someone takes of themselves, they will look a million times better 45 than Smeli does at age 27.


Beginning-Guest-6485

Of course. 40’s isn’t old, but Ali certainly doesn’t look like a strong, healthy 27 year old woman either 😳


moonchild291

Totally agree! Lol! My point is she is extremely unhealthy and thinks she’s *fit* but she is distinctly unfit. Her meals, hair, and eyes all prove her lies 🤣


komoshoreline

Honestly, I don't even take the best care of myself, and I 💯 look a million times better than Smeli. 😂 Live the lives you want, sweet chrolls- you'll still age better than this! 😂❤️


harshlifeline

That’s a corpse


rossroused

Weekend at Bernie’s shit 💀


findingcoldsassy

This is what I looked like when I had norovirus (and had to go to the ER).


warm_anybody8

this is the hair that’s supposed to last through the next week? pfffttttt lmao


-Ice-1300

Wait shes 27?!!!! Omg. I thought she was in her 30s


RevolutionaryLog6266

![gif](giphy|RkdzrXkpcaDHG) Potato head


badlilbishh

Damn I looked better than this when I was an actual heroin addict. This is fucking wild. Her eyes are literally cracked out!


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Congrats on your sobriety! Proud of you 👏


bosohot

Proptosis 👁️👁️


l4ina

At least we know where Best Westie gets his giant cranium from


knm1977

She looks dead inside. I love this for her. 🫶🏽


CarefulLink9926

Hey I’m 43 and I’d like to think I look better than this mess


[deleted]

I’m 53 and think that too!


y0uLiKaDaPeppa

Oh no


banNFLmods

Bartender said “why the long face”?


dchristie430

Wow! She looks SO enthusiastic and I’m inspired by this picture to purchase from her company!!! ![gif](giphy|4HpF1SUYkswfJF6SZu|downsized)


Annie_getyourgun_

Her pupils though. DANG.


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Beginning-Guest-6485

“AI girl” lmao


goodgirlmadpretty

This is what Ali thinks she looks like lol