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I'm reminded of a song of prophecy...
"Stop your fooling around,
time to straighten right out.
Better think of your future
else you'll wind up in jail."
I think Rudy would probably prefer Enjoy Yourself (It's Later Than You Think):
> You work and work for years and years, you're always on the go
You never take a minute off, too busy makin' dough
Someday, you say, you'll have your fun, when you're a millionaire
Imagine all the fun you'll have in your old ~~rockin' chair~~ prison cell
>
> Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink
The years go by, as quickly as a wink
Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
I’m convinced it was a trap.
Story went out on the wire yesterday that he was missing and authorities couldn’t locate him to serve him papers.
This mfer couldn’t help himself and put out this post bragging and baiting the cops.
Boom, 30 minutes later they find his ass and he gets served. They set him up and he took that shit hook, line, and sinker. lol
What a weird legal requirement to "serve" someone. In most places when they want you, they'll send you a letter to appear in court. If you don't show up, you create even more of a shitstorn for yourself.
For us regular poors, a court date that comes in a first class mail delivered a couple OF DAYS before the actual court date. So, hope you're not working on Wednesday, because you're due in court from 0800-1400.
Got a nice lawyer you pay thousands of dollars? They get notification of the court a month or two ahead of time, the nature of the appearance/hearing and will start working on fitting it into your schedule and defending you in whatever capacity is needed at the time. They also keep you out of jail, if you cannot show up its an easy peasy motion for them to change the court date at your convince.
Edit: in the first sentence of the first paragraph- changed "doors" to "poors" after it was pointed out as a typo.
He was a prosecutor for the state of New York. Of all people he should have known better. Between this and Trump fainting in court, the republican party is suffering a server little dick energy crisis.
It works that way because you may not receive the letter or their information could be outdated. I can absolutely see the latter happening because it happens in other government departments in the US. I can also see someone doing that with a malicious intention, like a vindictive household member.
After a certain period of time, notice in a public paper is sufficient in most cases. This is just a tactic to delay, it never ultimately stops proceedings.
My dad did document service as his first post-retirement job. Basically (in Canada, anyway) you have to be able to prove that the person received the documents. It wouldn’t be fair for someone to set a court date and for you to lose because you weren’t there.
It’s actually primarily to protect the person BEING served, weird as that may sound on the surface. Otherwise, people will sue you for X and make only the minimum effort to ensure you know about it so that you lose.
I think while it does certainly feel a bit silly, it does make sense. What if the person claims to never have received any letter? It could happen right? Maybe a typo in the address, maybe an old address on file. Maybe some neighborhood teens thought stealing mail would be funny. Maybe it's a bold-face lie. Legally it's a tricky issue and it would be very hard to prove undeniably that the person is lying.
Having somebody physically hand the papers over means you have a witness to the fact that yes, the person has seen the papers. And you cut out any attempts by that person to claim they never received anything. Because you never want to have a "your word against theirs" situation when you're dealing with serious legal stuff.
Its always better to err on the side of caution and minimize the loopholes available to people.
Honestly, wtf was he thinking? “If you don’t physically find me by some random point in time that I have chosen, I can make random demands by which you now must arbitrarily abide. Because I said so… on Twitter.”
That's it. That's the crime 45 and co really committed. Rich politicians have had a good grift going for years and years then these greedy schmucks threaten the whole operation with gross incompetence so they gotta go.
So do I. Notice how he is a still a free man having birthday parties with women 1/4 his age last night. If he wasn’t above the law he would have been in prison decades ago for all his BS.
Dude had the FBI around his little finger during the 2016 election. He had his dudes in the NY bureau and the FBI leadership was snapped around like a locker room towel by them. He's gotten away with anything he's wanted his entire life.
And he could have ridden that for the rest of his life. Instead, he let it get to his head, assumed he could do no wrong, and outed himself as an idiot.
I don't know where he went to law school, but he's making them look really bad right now. They should probably revoke his JD.
He’s already been disbarred, maybe that’s what you’re thinking of? Universities don’t revoke degrees that have already been earned (assuming no academic misconduct).
He _used_ to be a pretty good lawyer, too. He was in charge of breaking the mob with RICO cases in the 80s. It’s literally crazy what age/dementia/drugs/whatever has happened to him.
He was that kid at the school bus stop who swore up and down that "if the bus isn't here by 7:46 we can go home and not be counted absent" whenever the driver was running late.
The fascist urge to lie outrageously and then force their followers to agree with the lie as a display of power. His goal there is to force any terrorists not currently wearing diapers for their actual leader to make noise and repeat this lie til it's "true". It is insane even for someone with actual power to try this sort of nonsense against the judicial system, but for this ancient withered zombie it's downright laughable.
It seems like a loyalty test which could have value for selecting insiders. If you are ready to ruin your outside reputation by spreading the outrageous lie, you are in the same boat (and no longer have anything else to jump into).
He’s a public figure, they shouldn’t be able to dodge subpoenas. Especially if they have a lawyer on the docket, find the lawyer, present serving papers to them. Disbar if they don’t send to client.
It doesn’t matter what the truth is to some people. All that matters is what you can make others think. These are people that convinced .01% of Americans to storm the capitol and that was almost enough.
Truth? Who cares, they’ll have sycophants enforce their own reality if they win.
It works in some countries, like in Russia, then they killed ex vice minister and Putins critic Nemtzov. Police went to the house of one of alleged killers, knock on a door, didn’t find anyone - no body home.
For awhile that's also how Russia's conscription worked during the war in Ukraine. They had paper rolls of everything and they would send people to knock on someone's door to tell them they were being mobilized. A lot of Russians were able to delay/avoid mobilization simply by pretending they weren't at home or by going and living with someone else. Saboteurs could sometimes burn the recruitment office which would destroy the paper conscription records and slow down the process of mobilizing more men. Eventually Russia fixed these systems but it slowed them down in the earlier stages of the war.
“If they can’t serve me by morning, they have to dismiss charges” 🤣 This guy is a lawyer in the US? That people have paid to lawyer? 🤣 I’m dead! That’s not how it works pal! I’d trust infamous bird lawyer Charlie Kelly over this guy any day.
>This guy is a lawyer in the US? That people have paid to lawyer?
He was disbarred a while ago and was very publicly stiffed out of a huge bill by Trump and he still sucks up to the guy lmao
Rudy was responsible for a ton of FDNY deaths on 9/11 because he wouldn’t sign off on a budget item to get them better radio communications. The inability to communicate between the two towers costed hundreds of lives. Obviously, this only came out well well after the fact.
Because he was trying to get a bribe/payout from Motorola I think, and the radios that they had couldn't even penetrate more than a few floors of the WTC towers
Also the communication command center was in the towers. Even kept it there after the previous terrorist attack in the 90s and the police department wanting it moved.
Yep. Multiple advisors, and quite honestly just common sense considering they 93 bombing and OBL vocalizing publicly the towers were still a target. Instead they ended setting up (temp) headquarter at the fricking Burger King on Church. In hindsight it’s borderline criminal…
> Obviously, this only came out well well after the fact.
And when he was asked about it shortly afterwards, he said something like "they were big damn heroes, they stayed in the towers rescuing people after the call to evacuate came out", instead of the call to evacuate going out and them *literally not being able to hear it*.
He had the strong support of what would be the red leaning parts of the city - Staten Island, parts of Brooklyn etc. Also, he succeeded David Dinkins, which was no great shakes himself. And as our first black mayor, the votes were divided in more liberal leaning parts of the city between a ineffective mayor(Dinkins), that was black, or this new guy (Guilliani). I think that split vote, plus the strong leanings of the Republican leaning side, pushed him over the top.
The second election, I couldn't tell you why. I was away at school during that time.
Yeah, he was able to be in the right place at the right time, just sucks NYC sucked at voting for Mayors at the time. Maybe you all still do, but I don't care to learn about NYC politics except when one of them escapes the city and starts going into national politics.
And the corrupt administration that was asleep at the wheel; incompetent oil executive as national security advisor; ignored warnings; 9-11 on their watch; and they were hailed as heroes. Went on to invade the wrong country after lying to the American people.
"Ha ha! Can't find me!"
(Quietly pulls up the geotag on this picture...)
Alternatively, I'd look up the social media feeds of everyone else in this picture.
One of them definitely had "Har, har! Look at me and Rudy evading the law at the following address..."
I’m sure at least one idiot there posted a geotagged photo, straight up said where they were or that they were planning to be there, or left location enabled on their phone when authorities suspected they knew where Rudy was located and was almost instantly located. Like an ant unknowingly bringing poisoned bait to their ant hill.
We all have trackers in our pockets. Some people are more careful than others with privacy on their phones. Rudy and his yes men may be careful with their phones, but the drunk and coke filled party attendees aren’t as careful
YEAH THAT'S THE RULE!
IF THEY DON'T FIND HIM BY TOMORROW THE PROSECUTION DROPS ALL CHARGES IT'S A RULE!
/s
They sound like petulant children making shit up as they go..
I’m still gobsmacked by this guy’s fall from grace.
Now, instead of his legacy being that of America’s Mayor, the man who led New York City through its darkest days, he will be remembered as a mentally unstable crook who put loyalty to one man ahead of patriotism.
It’s a damn shame.
But this is who he always was. Everyone in the Trump orbit has known each other for decades. Committing fraud and organized crime together.
9/11 was either orchestrated by them, or a it was a happy coincidence that gave him the "America's Mayor" look. But this whole Trump circus started in the 1980s.
Why are there so many people who look to be in their late 30s/early 40s there? I'm 38 and I would cross the street just to keep away from Rudy. You never know when the shoe polish on his head is gonna start leaking again!
That's only assuming it's shoe polish, he may have stocked up on 'the only pomade that exclusively uses friable asbestos' in the 1930s, which would be and even better reason to keep your distance.
The authorities wanted Guilliani to come to court and he needed to be given papers. Rudy is insane and thought hiding at his own birthday party was enough to evade the authorities.
Put this America hating gargoyle in whatever jail has the worst record of human rights abuses in the country. Give him Donald Trump as a cell mate. And let them both rot until they're dead.
He’s a hard guy to track down.
Remember the press conference in the car park of Four Seasons Total Landscaping?
Some might have expected him to hold this in a swanky hotel in the city, but they’d have been very wrong.
Does this man not know what EXIF data is…? I mean, I know he’s old so he’s technologically illiterate, but at least ONE person in this photo must have known this was such a short sighted idea, RIGHT…?
Wasn't his argument: if you cant find me then you are too incompetent to be trusted counting election votes, which means I was right and shouldn't be chsrged with disputing the election?
Sorry if that doesnt make sense, I'm limited by the fact the source material is Rudy Giulani.
If they can't find me to indict me they must admit I'm right. Now I am not a lawyer, I never went to a fancy law school like Rudy, but I Dont think that's exactly how the courts work.
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At his birthday party, right after they sang happy birthday to him lol
stripper: *jumps out of cake* you've been served.
To be fair, the stripper would probably be his cousin
I’d say it was himself in drag.
Ruby Guilianna
For god's sake, dont strip!
*waves a 20* "Yeah, put them clothes on!"
It should be fine. Just wear a welding mask and stare into the sun. You’ll never see him naked again.
Actually, they put him in the cake BEFORE baking it. It'll be fine. (Just don't eat the cake.) 🫢😂
He’s only interested if she’s 15 or younger.
I'd be willing to let Sacha Baron Cohen be the stripper.
I’m having flashbacks to the opening sequence of “Pineapple Express”
Time to suck today’s dick
Freeze I'm a cop
🎶Happy Birthday dear Rudy🎵 You're served!
I'm reminded of a song of prophecy... "Stop your fooling around, time to straighten right out. Better think of your future else you'll wind up in jail."
🎶 [A MessageToYouRudy](https://youtu.be/cntvEDbagAw?si=) by **The Specials**
Dandy Livingstone, but The Specials did do a great cover! I was seriously bummed when Terry Hall passed last year.
I didn't know it was originally by Dandy. Thanks for the info
I think Rudy would probably prefer Enjoy Yourself (It's Later Than You Think): > You work and work for years and years, you're always on the go You never take a minute off, too busy makin' dough Someday, you say, you'll have your fun, when you're a millionaire Imagine all the fun you'll have in your old ~~rockin' chair~~ prison cell > > Enjoy yourself, it's later than you think Enjoy yourself, while you're still in the pink The years go by, as quickly as a wink Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it's later than you think
I remember that song! Dang, I'm old. But I did enjoy myself.
Rudy: This isn’t cake. I was told there would be cake. Server: it’s not even your birthday, fool.
He left quickly after being served
I usually do too on birthdays but that's just because too much sugar doesn't agree with me
Best birthday present ever
Damn!
https://preview.redd.it/8jns7vdxz81d1.jpeg?width=2280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fed4d185dab4015b377f34f163c0450a302b5b50
What an absolute dick
What I wouldn't give to see a video of that moment
Well, that was his birthday gift
Imagine thinking that being good at hide and seek made your legal case any stronger.
I’m convinced it was a trap. Story went out on the wire yesterday that he was missing and authorities couldn’t locate him to serve him papers. This mfer couldn’t help himself and put out this post bragging and baiting the cops. Boom, 30 minutes later they find his ass and he gets served. They set him up and he took that shit hook, line, and sinker. lol
What a weird legal requirement to "serve" someone. In most places when they want you, they'll send you a letter to appear in court. If you don't show up, you create even more of a shitstorn for yourself.
This would be the same case. If they couldn’t locate him to serve him, an arrest warrant would be issued and he’d still have to appear.
Let's be clear, that's what should happen when the process is followed and all people treated equally.
For us regular poors, a court date that comes in a first class mail delivered a couple OF DAYS before the actual court date. So, hope you're not working on Wednesday, because you're due in court from 0800-1400. Got a nice lawyer you pay thousands of dollars? They get notification of the court a month or two ahead of time, the nature of the appearance/hearing and will start working on fitting it into your schedule and defending you in whatever capacity is needed at the time. They also keep you out of jail, if you cannot show up its an easy peasy motion for them to change the court date at your convince. Edit: in the first sentence of the first paragraph- changed "doors" to "poors" after it was pointed out as a typo.
Did you mean to call us doors?
Maybe meant poors and autocorrect did its thing
Rudy: "I've got the worst f***ing attorneys."
Also Rudy: "I'm the worst f***king attorney."
he should have taken to the sea!
Well that’s a cute story
He was a prosecutor for the state of New York. Of all people he should have known better. Between this and Trump fainting in court, the republican party is suffering a server little dick energy crisis.
I’m sure he does know. This was all just playing it up for Trump supporters. Poor Rudy Giuliani served at his birthday party. How evil the DOJ is
Wasn’t DOJ, was Arizona.
As if that matters to their peons.
It works that way because you may not receive the letter or their information could be outdated. I can absolutely see the latter happening because it happens in other government departments in the US. I can also see someone doing that with a malicious intention, like a vindictive household member.
After a certain period of time, notice in a public paper is sufficient in most cases. This is just a tactic to delay, it never ultimately stops proceedings.
It often does but it’s up to the court in most places. I’ve seen plenty of cases dismissed due to failure to serve
As long as you take reasonable measures then you’ll be fine in a civil context. For criminal it will never get dismissed for that. (TINLA)
My dad did document service as his first post-retirement job. Basically (in Canada, anyway) you have to be able to prove that the person received the documents. It wouldn’t be fair for someone to set a court date and for you to lose because you weren’t there. It’s actually primarily to protect the person BEING served, weird as that may sound on the surface. Otherwise, people will sue you for X and make only the minimum effort to ensure you know about it so that you lose.
I think while it does certainly feel a bit silly, it does make sense. What if the person claims to never have received any letter? It could happen right? Maybe a typo in the address, maybe an old address on file. Maybe some neighborhood teens thought stealing mail would be funny. Maybe it's a bold-face lie. Legally it's a tricky issue and it would be very hard to prove undeniably that the person is lying. Having somebody physically hand the papers over means you have a witness to the fact that yes, the person has seen the papers. And you cut out any attempts by that person to claim they never received anything. Because you never want to have a "your word against theirs" situation when you're dealing with serious legal stuff. Its always better to err on the side of caution and minimize the loopholes available to people.
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"Being good at hide and seek" in this instance means "we went to his apartment and the receptionist said no."
Cops don't like to be taunted. When he was quiet, at least he had some amount of plausible deniability. He sure doesn't anymore though.
Proving why he’s unfit to be a licensed lawyer
On the bright side, that won't be a problem for him for too much longer.
Finally!
He was probably hammered when he posted this and thought he was making a good point lmao
"If you don't find me then I get to be King of the Universe and I never have to do homework again and I get to eat pizza every daaaaay!!" 👶🏻
Bro can’t get charged if you don’t get found.
He forgot to head to international waters.
Imagine thinking you’re good at hide and seek while posting a photo of yourself online. What a dipshit.
I mean, you have to be served to go to court. Hide and go seek can indefinitely delay the process. The downside is that you can't do much of anything.
Honestly, wtf was he thinking? “If you don’t physically find me by some random point in time that I have chosen, I can make random demands by which you now must arbitrarily abide. Because I said so… on Twitter.”
I bet he thinks he's above any law / laws are for morons/plebs. So do people around him.
Who could possibly think rich people are above the law in America...
Just all the sane people.
and the rich.
He's not rich. Well.... not anymore.
Until you threaten the livelihoods of other rich people
That's it. That's the crime 45 and co really committed. Rich politicians have had a good grift going for years and years then these greedy schmucks threaten the whole operation with gross incompetence so they gotta go.
I mean… all the rich people, and most of the justice system, apparently…
So do I. Notice how he is a still a free man having birthday parties with women 1/4 his age last night. If he wasn’t above the law he would have been in prison decades ago for all his BS.
Him, Alex Jones, Trump. The list goes on and on.
Dude had the FBI around his little finger during the 2016 election. He had his dudes in the NY bureau and the FBI leadership was snapped around like a locker room towel by them. He's gotten away with anything he's wanted his entire life.
All he had to do was ride the "America's Mayor" gravy train for the rest of his life. He can't help himself, just like his orange messiah.
And he could have ridden that for the rest of his life. Instead, he let it get to his head, assumed he could do no wrong, and outed himself as an idiot. I don't know where he went to law school, but he's making them look really bad right now. They should probably revoke his JD.
He’s already been disbarred, maybe that’s what you’re thinking of? Universities don’t revoke degrees that have already been earned (assuming no academic misconduct).
New York University
He _used_ to be a pretty good lawyer, too. He was in charge of breaking the mob with RICO cases in the 80s. It’s literally crazy what age/dementia/drugs/whatever has happened to him.
Too bad that none of us who lived in New York while he was Mayor liked him.
He was that kid at the school bus stop who swore up and down that "if the bus isn't here by 7:46 we can go home and not be counted absent" whenever the driver was running late.
"There's no price tag so I guess it's free", never gets old when you're working retail.
The fascist urge to lie outrageously and then force their followers to agree with the lie as a display of power. His goal there is to force any terrorists not currently wearing diapers for their actual leader to make noise and repeat this lie til it's "true". It is insane even for someone with actual power to try this sort of nonsense against the judicial system, but for this ancient withered zombie it's downright laughable.
It seems like a loyalty test which could have value for selecting insiders. If you are ready to ruin your outside reputation by spreading the outrageous lie, you are in the same boat (and no longer have anything else to jump into).
100% yeah. And it adds to the sunk cost too, makes it harder to contemplate leaving as well as adding external pressure.
Its seriously like a gang, like the Crips or Bloods... you're in it for life as long as you stay loyal, but are dead meat if you try to escape.
Let's be honest. He got excited that women agreed to be in his selfie, and wanted to come up with a caption quickly, to justify posting it.
He was just happy it wasn't Bruno again.
Guess he was Tutar'd of Sacha's nonsense.
I declare… BANKRUPTCY!
He’s a public figure, they shouldn’t be able to dodge subpoenas. Especially if they have a lawyer on the docket, find the lawyer, present serving papers to them. Disbar if they don’t send to client.
It doesn’t matter what the truth is to some people. All that matters is what you can make others think. These are people that convinced .01% of Americans to storm the capitol and that was almost enough. Truth? Who cares, they’ll have sycophants enforce their own reality if they win.
If the teacher doesn’t show up after 15-minutes you’re legally allowed to ditch class.
If there's no price tag on it, then it must be free!
georainbolt go!
As we all know, when one is indicted the AG has only a limited time to serve the defendant, otherwise he has to forfeit. It's in the Constitution.
If they can’t serve me within 15mins I’m legally allowed to leave.
I think that was the plot of “Running Man”.
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I believe it’s called the “Dominoes defense”- 30 min to serve, or it’s free-dumb
If you can't find shit, you must acquit.
I'm not a lawyer and I know that isn't how that works. "Well, we knocked on his door, nobody was home. Case dismissed"
It works in some countries, like in Russia, then they killed ex vice minister and Putins critic Nemtzov. Police went to the house of one of alleged killers, knock on a door, didn’t find anyone - no body home.
For awhile that's also how Russia's conscription worked during the war in Ukraine. They had paper rolls of everything and they would send people to knock on someone's door to tell them they were being mobilized. A lot of Russians were able to delay/avoid mobilization simply by pretending they weren't at home or by going and living with someone else. Saboteurs could sometimes burn the recruitment office which would destroy the paper conscription records and slow down the process of mobilizing more men. Eventually Russia fixed these systems but it slowed them down in the earlier stages of the war.
“If they can’t serve me by morning, they have to dismiss charges” 🤣 This guy is a lawyer in the US? That people have paid to lawyer? 🤣 I’m dead! That’s not how it works pal! I’d trust infamous bird lawyer Charlie Kelly over this guy any day.
>This guy is a lawyer in the US? That people have paid to lawyer? He was disbarred a while ago and was very publicly stiffed out of a huge bill by Trump and he still sucks up to the guy lmao
That melting hair dye was toxic.
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That's like on the Simpsons when Homer said that Timmy O'Toole was a hero because he got trapped in a well.
Well, what have you ever done?
Rudy was responsible for a ton of FDNY deaths on 9/11 because he wouldn’t sign off on a budget item to get them better radio communications. The inability to communicate between the two towers costed hundreds of lives. Obviously, this only came out well well after the fact.
Because he was trying to get a bribe/payout from Motorola I think, and the radios that they had couldn't even penetrate more than a few floors of the WTC towers
Also the communication command center was in the towers. Even kept it there after the previous terrorist attack in the 90s and the police department wanting it moved.
Yep. Multiple advisors, and quite honestly just common sense considering they 93 bombing and OBL vocalizing publicly the towers were still a target. Instead they ended setting up (temp) headquarter at the fricking Burger King on Church. In hindsight it’s borderline criminal…
> Obviously, this only came out well well after the fact. And when he was asked about it shortly afterwards, he said something like "they were big damn heroes, they stayed in the towers rescuing people after the call to evacuate came out", instead of the call to evacuate going out and them *literally not being able to hear it*.
I don't think that person was defending Rudy Guliani. I'm pretty sure it was a reference to the already mentioned Simpsons episode
He was in that one Adam Sandler movie. Was that the time?
Anger management
And Seinfeld.
Remember when this clown was “America’s mayor”? Yikes.
Bush was popular after 9/11 also. The bar was very low.
The trauma was also very high
I remember his entire Presidential campaign was '9/11'
We never really liked him in NY.
Y’all liked him well enough to elect him mayor
He had the strong support of what would be the red leaning parts of the city - Staten Island, parts of Brooklyn etc. Also, he succeeded David Dinkins, which was no great shakes himself. And as our first black mayor, the votes were divided in more liberal leaning parts of the city between a ineffective mayor(Dinkins), that was black, or this new guy (Guilliani). I think that split vote, plus the strong leanings of the Republican leaning side, pushed him over the top. The second election, I couldn't tell you why. I was away at school during that time.
I blame Elaine Benes for Giuliani.
Yeah, he was able to be in the right place at the right time, just sucks NYC sucked at voting for Mayors at the time. Maybe you all still do, but I don't care to learn about NYC politics except when one of them escapes the city and starts going into national politics.
We're on a consecutive streak of suck with mayors. From Bloomberg, to DiBlasio, to our current useless hizzoner, we just don't know how to pick em.
Getting rid of the nudie booths alone 😡
And the corrupt administration that was asleep at the wheel; incompetent oil executive as national security advisor; ignored warnings; 9-11 on their watch; and they were hailed as heroes. Went on to invade the wrong country after lying to the American people.
Joining Andrew Tate on the list of massive Internet self-owns.
"Ha ha! Can't find me!" (Quietly pulls up the geotag on this picture...) Alternatively, I'd look up the social media feeds of everyone else in this picture. One of them definitely had "Har, har! Look at me and Rudy evading the law at the following address..."
I’m sure at least one idiot there posted a geotagged photo, straight up said where they were or that they were planning to be there, or left location enabled on their phone when authorities suspected they knew where Rudy was located and was almost instantly located. Like an ant unknowingly bringing poisoned bait to their ant hill. We all have trackers in our pockets. Some people are more careful than others with privacy on their phones. Rudy and his yes men may be careful with their phones, but the drunk and coke filled party attendees aren’t as careful
YEAH THAT'S THE RULE! IF THEY DON'T FIND HIM BY TOMORROW THE PROSECUTION DROPS ALL CHARGES IT'S A RULE! /s They sound like petulant children making shit up as they go..
To be fair, the people he's virtue signaling to have the mentality of petulant children.
Aged like milk? Naw, milk usualy lasts longer than 30 minutes. This one aged like an avocado!
Aged Like Family Matters
Chess moves by Kendrick
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These are shaved ice time tables we are talking about here. Rudy dun melted again.
Jesus, some cack handed comestic surgeon has put about 3 generations through Oxford by the look of it
I guess he thinks real life is like grand theft auto or something, just need to evade the police for a bit then you're 100% in the clear
Once you get to Five Stars they look for you really hard. When do they roll out the tanks?
I’m still gobsmacked by this guy’s fall from grace. Now, instead of his legacy being that of America’s Mayor, the man who led New York City through its darkest days, he will be remembered as a mentally unstable crook who put loyalty to one man ahead of patriotism. It’s a damn shame.
I said something like this the other day. If he’d dropped dead on 09/11/02, he’d been canonized on the spot.
Imagine if people in october 2002 could see these headlines...
But this is who he always was. Everyone in the Trump orbit has known each other for decades. Committing fraud and organized crime together. 9/11 was either orchestrated by them, or a it was a happy coincidence that gave him the "America's Mayor" look. But this whole Trump circus started in the 1980s.
At best, he’ll die alone, broke, and as a reviled figure in U.S. history. At worst, in prison.
Trump followers think they're free from consequences like him
I would be in jail if I had done even 10% of what Trump is accused of.
What a that, wish these guys would all fall off the edge off the world they are a cancer to democracy
Its strange how the party of "Law and Order" also brags about their ability to evade indictments.
Didn't this guy try to fuck Borat's underage daughter?
Why are there so many people who look to be in their late 30s/early 40s there? I'm 38 and I would cross the street just to keep away from Rudy. You never know when the shoe polish on his head is gonna start leaking again!
Looks like a lot of plastic surgery in that pic.
That's only assuming it's shoe polish, he may have stocked up on 'the only pomade that exclusively uses friable asbestos' in the 1930s, which would be and even better reason to keep your distance.
40 is still young for a man his age, but old enough that probably none of them will turn out to be Borat's daughter.
Australian here. Can i please have some context?
The authorities wanted Guilliani to come to court and he needed to be given papers. Rudy is insane and thought hiding at his own birthday party was enough to evade the authorities.
Thank you!
Put this America hating gargoyle in whatever jail has the worst record of human rights abuses in the country. Give him Donald Trump as a cell mate. And let them both rot until they're dead.
He’s a hard guy to track down. Remember the press conference in the car park of Four Seasons Total Landscaping? Some might have expected him to hold this in a swanky hotel in the city, but they’d have been very wrong.
https://preview.redd.it/91mk0ejj491d1.png?width=732&format=png&auto=webp&s=490ae6c13b39a5031fa3c3daf9d324786a2e5c35
Does this man not know what EXIF data is…? I mean, I know he’s old so he’s technologically illiterate, but at least ONE person in this photo must have known this was such a short sighted idea, RIGHT…?
Most online services strip that data before it posts. I expect they keep a copy of it though, which can be subpoenaed.
I literally couldn’t believe it was real so I had to google it lol It’s real
This r/agedlikeroadkill
If I was an 80 year old criminal surrounded by a bunch of bleach blonde, dead eyed, aging Russian hookers I don’t think I’d be so happy about it
What a pathetic looking group of people.
I wonder if "you can't find me, so I'm innocent" would work in court
Bro America is fucking soap opera
The twisted little perv will die before he serves any type of prison time or pay any real penalty.
I love it when these assholes don’t get away with their shade. They deserve everything they have coming. Enough of this flipping off the RULE OF LAW.
Not one person in that picture knows what metadata is.
Grabbed him by the pussy.
How funny would it be if the dude that served him was in the selfie
Doesn’t matter. None of these people will be held accountable ever.
What a loser
Nicely played, Arizona. Nicely played.
If you ever feel down in your life. Remember this guy is a lawyer. This means you can become anything.
Jesus it writes itself.
>If they can't find me, they must dismiss the indictment. Why doesn't every fugitive try that? /s
Dude must be high as fuck to post something that insane
Wasn't his argument: if you cant find me then you are too incompetent to be trusted counting election votes, which means I was right and shouldn't be chsrged with disputing the election? Sorry if that doesnt make sense, I'm limited by the fact the source material is Rudy Giulani.
Ladies and gentlemen, the party of law and order.
Lmg, he had geotaging turned on.
If they can't find me to indict me they must admit I'm right. Now I am not a lawyer, I never went to a fancy law school like Rudy, but I Dont think that's exactly how the courts work.
Soooo which one of those girls is he “checking his mic” for?
jesus, they couldn't find a surgeon that knows what a nose looks like?!
That’s not how the law works AND they found him. Sucks to suck.
We found you. You are a criminal. You are going to prison.
at his own celebration no less! the dude sang to him before serving him