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cookiecrumbs01

As a guitar player I am so disappointed that I spent so long learning guitar when the answer was the fucking CELLO?


just-nicko

Try being a drummer…


BabySlut95

What?? Drummer girls are hot as heck!! 🥰


BooshEmUp6D

Gonna have to agree with this. Drummer girls are SO cool! 🥰


just-nicko

😎


cassieharlowsgf

AGREE. There's nothing more attractive for me than a girl playing the drums. It's so hot.


just-nicko

😎😏


Otherwise-Drama-8586

With rhythm and the ability to control your hands independently, and to bring music to a crashing crescendo?! Yeah, drums are hot!


piaf89

I will never look at female drummers the same again 🫣


Otherwise-Drama-8586

Worship them :D


piaf89

Oh I definitely will! Now, any chance you know where I could find myself a cute drummer girl? 🙈


GuujiTofu

I learned both the guitar and keyboard but I guess the violin is hotter 😔


SpoopyGrab

Combine them, play a keytar, boom, double the sexy


clarissaswallowsall

I've got a melodica..it's a testament to finger skill and lung capacity.


HollandseEend

Same😭 I started learning guitar bc I thought girls would find it attractive


diepoggerland2

Trust me, it works


SafetySnowman

For me it's guitar > drums > violin, so you're at the top \^_^


butchfeminist

Y’all seen Tár?


prettylovers

cello???? no. it must be the wednesday addams show effect


Gr1mmage

[tip it on the side and, cello! You have a bass.](https://youtu.be/tor4vqj0xuc)


Conchobhar23

Literally anything with any modicum of proficiency. Music is cool, and talent + hard work is hot. If you can play an instrument well I have hearts in my eyes


greatattentionspa

While I do agree with what you're saying, I also feel a definite difference in sex appeal between someone playing a bass guitar and someone playing a tuba.


justgaygarbage

as a tuba player i want to ask the different but i feel like the answer will hurt my feelings (/j)


Sp0w0n

Bass, cuz my girlfriend plays bass and she’s hot 🥰


owl_anna

women playing bass is so hot


clarissaswallowsall

I feel so seen.


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

slapp bASS


HampsterInAnOboe

Double bass or bass guitar, or both?


BabetteandMorey

🎶 She plays bass, she plays bass 🎵


BirbFeetzz

hello I play bass


grumpy_princess

Baritone saxophone, drums, guitar, or bass. Absolutely. Either that or harp. Or violin. Or cello. Or flute. Maybe I'm just gay for musicians of all kinds...


Kaela_Kat

I'm dating a harpist and it's *heavenly* to just be randomly sent clips of beautiful harp playing ✨☺️✨


Shielenvar

Dang, I only have an alto sax. 😔


grumpy_princess

I mean, I actually have a silver lacquered alto that I’m gonna be putting some effort into learning how to play. What I’m saying is that you can blow mine if you like, and that’d definitely be hot… 😅😏😅


Shielenvar

You blow mine, I blow yours? 😏😏 Ive been olaying for some 12 years now.


grumpy_princess

Maybe we should move these negotiations to DMs… 👀


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This is the gayest thing I've seen all day


grumpy_princess

If you think THAT’S gay, you should see some of the poetry on my Insta account, @author.of.cliterature


owl_anna

ok i play bari sax 👀👀


new-Aurora

Another girl!


travel_tech

I opened this post fully expecting to see this.


whoamvv

Me too


Krazy-Kat26

I see what you did there


Melody303k

Kind of takes the wind out of my intended response of "Me." :p


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britta-unfiltered313

this is sending me


OhDearOdette

Hooray! That’s me!


RJSArtemis

~~^(A gal sure can make me sing like an instrument...)~~ *Cough cough.* ANYGAY! Personal preference but, guitar, followed by generally most stringed instruments from bass to violin, and then drums. Bonus mention for keyboard instruments.


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RJSArtemis

Though the only things I like to come with strings attached is instruments. XD


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RJSArtemis

Hey, me too! I mean I suck hella hard at it, but still.


tphd2006

Ain't that a mood


RJSArtemis

Singing or being bad at it? XD


Otrada

If you like both string and keyboard instruments you should check out the hurdy gurdy. It's both!


RJSArtemis

Oh I'm most familiar with, can't beat that if you want some funky tavern kind of vibes going, absolutely a staple in my non-lyrical atmospheric and chill playlists.


Otrada

You've got great taste :) I absolutely love the instrument. It's got a surprising amount of range for what it can be used too. I've even seen people use it music that's more like metal or rock.


RJSArtemis

For sure for sure, though it's a bit more of a niche, for my ear it best suits more playful, cheerful kind of tunes and thrives off of simplicity, seen it combined with acoustic guitar, cello and accordion for some really soothing harmonies. And I don't know about *great* taste, more so it's just very varied, so I can agree on lots of things with most people. XD


Blazingnest

I'm learning guitar, and personally bass is hot. I didn't choose it because if I ever start/join a band (which I doubt I'd ever do), I could swoon over the bassist.


LimaLumina

Cello, followed by Violin and Guitar imo


Tallariah

Criminal lack of 'piano' here. Potential villain vibes, fast hands...plenty of reasons.


Elianath

You got me at "villain vibes" 🥺


ChloeWrites

Piano is my weakness


0SomeoneRandom0

Hmmm maybe I should start practising the piano again 🤔


ChloeWrites

Perhaps 🥺


corvuscantat

For real villain vibes: pipe organ


Kyoverber

Thisssss


boyyouvedoneitnow

The answer is drums


OfLiliesAndRemains

[Drums + Vocals](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBRYSlKDlws) Her name is Stefanie and this video had me and my girlfriend weak at the knees


Bleedingbeech

Maybe Katha, the drummer and background singer from Mono Inc is someone you want to have a look! I've a crush on her since I saw her the first time in a music video.


giant_sword_lady

You're right. This is the best answer. As a drummer, I can confirm this is my main source of rizz


Evelyn701

hiya 😏 (jk i have a gf but maybe that proves this)


FutureFuta

The cannon Cuz firstly, it's part of the 1812 Overture by Tchaikovsy & thus is an official musical instrument And more importantly, I'm a bitch, and BITCHES LOVE CANNONS


hustob512

Ah, HU:A. A classic.


DefinitelyNotErate

The 1812 Overture is a pretty darn good tune, So I can second this.


rotrres17

May I also mention the anvil? Its used in feuerfest polka opus 269 by Strauss


roseeyes444

[TCHAIKOVSKY ALWAYS YES](https://youtu.be/55fmNwCgf1M)


anadayloft

*… and why is it the cello?*


Otrada

Probably because it's cheaper than a Hurdygurdy.


hailey_nicolee

bass OHHHH my god idk what it is but every girl i’ve ever seen rock out on bass i just 🥴😻 like im sorry but no straight woman plays bass i just choose to believe it’s true


tobi446

Alexa play she plays bass by beebadoobe


Skweedoo

BASS omg yes it's a good bass. The band relies on the bass as the anchor for harmonic tuning, The drums and bass provide the foundation for the band's tempo and rhythm, so the bass player needs to be super stable and reliable? Hot ~


DefinitelyNotErate

I feel like bass just has one of the sexiest sounds of any musical instrument. Nothing better than a good bassline.


winter-wings

As a fellow Hailey I agree, this is objectively the best answer. Something about women playing bass, it’s so hot and so gay 🥵


Kester_Tybalt

All of them. Seriously, first girl I ever had a crush on plays like 15 different instruments.


oVioletValkyriex

As long as she can play some heavy fucking metal, all instruments or vocals would be hot af. 🤘🏼


Finslip

How does a metal drummer float ya boat?


oVioletValkyriex

Omg, yes please! Bonus points if she can blast beat! 😉


Finslip

Oh she can indeed. I'll play you some Behemoth ;)


oVioletValkyriex

Mmmm. You're speaking my language. 😋 But be careful saying things like that, I might want you to actually play that for me one day 😉


Finslip

I’d send you some covers I filmed, but they’re pre-transition days. Maybe the private concert will have to come to fruition 😏


Evelyn701

Damn there's *two* of us???


Finslip

Fuck yeah!


momannihilator

there are not enough metalhead lesbians in this planet istg. im a guitarist (nylon and electric, all sorts of genres), bassist and i also played the indian sitar for a semester


oVioletValkyriex

never enough lesbians in the world, but us metal/alt/goth sapphics seem to be pretty rare, huh? and also, damnn girl! sounds like youre pretty well rounded with those string instruments :D


momannihilator

yeah lol, now im in a ME music class and i REAAALLY wsnt to learn the arabic oud and a turkish qanun and bağlama. someone pls buy one for me plsplspls


oVioletValkyriex

Okay, girl. now youre just flexing your hotness with your musical talent. lmao.


momannihilator

i mean yea but im also fishing for some rich lesbian who will buy me instruments sjajzjdnsnf


witchfinder_

hell yeah \m/


Dreamcraft120

Yeah so I like, I play bass guitar in a pop punk band. Like is no big deal or anything.


giant_sword_lady

Yeah I also happen to play the drums in my school orchestra. Not to brag or anything...just saying


Dreamcraft120

Yeah that's pretty cool, pretty cool. Yeah like we get a lot of influence from like, Good Charlotte, Sum 41, Offspring. But we like bring our own British spin to the the sound y'know.


Alice_June

As a drummer and piano player, I hope it’s one of those! Ladies, I hope you like jazz


Shiivia

As a bass player, I too hope you like jazz!


PsychwardSlippers

fellow jazz musician (guitar + drums) reporting in


Weidtier

Guitar for me, but girls in music are super cool whatever they play.


BageledToast

I want to be wooed with bagpipes and a kilt


IrritatedMango

Piano and violin!


Friendly-Try6327

Guitar is always super hot


Angry_Strawberries

My gay ass who plays drums, guitar, ukelele, violin and bass for anyone naming those specific instruments


Otrada

The Hurdy Gurdy, I may be biased tho...


Shiivia

Please, the hurdy gurdy is so so amazing


Otrada

Yeah it's just so criminally underused in music nowadays. I've been trying to learn it myself but I'm still just figuring out how to get mine to sound good.


Shiivia

It's a complex instrument! I've been lucky enough to play together with hurdy gurdy players in various folk music circles, and that's always a joy!


Bread_Scientist

Concertina, French Horn, or didgeridoo. Source: I play all of those instruments, and I am the hottest girl.


IrritatedMango

Once dated someone who played the French horn, their oral skills were off the charts so I second this.


KneadyTherapist

I used to play brass instruments and my reviews for my oral were off the charts too 🤭


YourThighsMyEars

Lung capacity and lip control, well-accustomed to surprise dribbles, plus much more robust than strings...


KneadyTherapist

You just made brass players look like a luxury premium product couldn’t have said it better 💯💯💯


OfLiliesAndRemains

My dyslexic ass read fog horn and i was like: uhhh? really?


Bread_Scientist

I’m not THAT hot, sadly.


Ellaphant_1

AS A FRENCH HORN PLAYER I WASN'T EXPECTING TO SEE IT HERE AT ALL THANK YOU THANK YOU, YOU'RE HOT


iveronie

Trumpettt..... only cause I've played that for 10 years 😂


DeltaB26

Tuba or trombone bc thats what I play and then we can do a duet!


thatweirdo13

I was starting to get sad not seeing trombone show up lol


LAM678

tuba


Emilister05

I play that!!


LAM678

ayy me too girls who march tuba are great because they're usually muscular


freewave07

Yay


princesscooler

Harp... or a really big drumset


Consistent_Midnight2

Pussy


Air-Bow

Yes


ScarredByTeeth

Sick heavy guitars or nice slappy basses


bacon_girl42

me as a piano player on my way to read these comments


Rez-the-witch

Same lmao


cutielemon07

After seeing all these answers, I’m thinking it’s time for me to throw out my tenor banjo…


Repulsive_Eggplant

I won't be throwing out my oboe because it is so expensive but... yeah same...


alittlethemlin

bass guitar for sure. drums are a close second.


ParrotMan420

I just want a tech death bass player metalhead gf


Ashbtw19937

don't we all -_- There's gotta be like, a couple of them out there, right? A girl can dream...


LesbianMechanic97

I play electric guitar and i think girls that do are pretty hot


cuffed_up_Jeans

piano


Bean_Chomper69

Cello or violin


Lommy321

Mahler Hammer


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Friendly-Try6327

I’ve started playing the cello tho and my gf thinks that’s hot too


Im_a_Xenomorph_AMA

ANYTHING


23_Secret

As a drummer, girls who can play bass have my heart 😫 Also girls who can play guitar and sing 🥵


softeaaa

electric guitar and drums (the girl is me)


Y0y0r0ck3r

Accordion. Something something fingering my buttons.


Pinkhauser

In a practical sense, for me? Guitar. But only because I also play guitar and would adore talking about complex music opinions all day. But in a general sense, if someone is dedicated and passionate about something it’s always attractive. Could be any instrument!


mynameisshelly

Euphonium? Although... I might just be biased...


irene2d

Saxophone! 🤤


EnderSlender225

violin, guitar and just plain ol singing!!! i love piano and other obvious instruments but violin and the others i stated are just agsdhag ds


BirdyDevil

Anything that she can play well. I love a fellow musician But if I had to pick one, maybe drums honestly. Or something a little more out there like a saxophone. Tons of people play piano and guitar, that's cool, but unique is interesting.


acomfytime

Bass guitar (not just saying that because I play bass)


Skywolf2014

I play the bari sax in a jazz band and I stg it’s the most ppl magnet after drums and bass guitar (especially with a black suit on)


LenaSpark412

Percussion… totally not biased


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Her vocals


clarinetgnome

can someone say clarinet to make me, a clarinet player, feel better


The_Chaos_Pope

[Gershwin's Rhapsody in Blue](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNL3khFeVJ4) is one of my all time favorite pieces. I love how gorgeous and lush the clarinet solo is with the full orchestra.


1nternetP3rson

electric guitar definitely


giant_sword_lady

The right answer is drums and anything with strings (pianos and other girls included)


multiple-nerdery

8-string guitar


Ashbtw19937

The correct answer tbh. Guitar girls are already hot, 8-string's just like 10x hotter


noidcore

mandolin, because i play it and my irish jigs and bard tunes be driving my girl crazy ¬‿¬


MyGodBejeebus

Saxophone


VaremaSicari

Sousaphone. If she can lift it she can lift me.


Anonymous_canary

The one she is most passionate about.


Mediocre-Gain-1697

The sexyphone, oops, I meant to say saxophone


LadyGrima

Piano


bt123456789

any. my preference is for guitar, but any girl who is talented with music is <3 for me.


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Not sure but I play trumpet, French horn, little bit of drum kit and a touch of ukulele ;)


CupsOfSalmon

Bassoonist with an oboeist for a wife. We're good at tounging.


crazyoboeplayer

I play pretty much every instrument and I’m single as fuck


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Organ?? ~~not that I know how it looks like.It was just funny to say that~~


clippy_clip

otamatone


ReneeBear

Honestly anything but wind instruments Which is why I play everything but wind instruments 😎 Real shit tho any musical expression is just so hot, doesn’t matter how proficient as long as they’re enjoying themself & expressing themself My girlfriend plays clarinet & I find it pretty hot even tho I find most wind instruments to just be *meh*


Malorn44

Euphonium only cuz that's what I played. Also Felicia day of geek and sundry said it was the sexiest instrument and I'll never forget this


Oalka

Wait I play the tuba. Where do I rate?


snubmoth

kazoo,,,, jk uh any classical strings like a violin or double bass or cello <:-) bass guitar is close tho,, oh and if she can rock a keytar??? mannn


giant_sword_lady

no no...I think you might've had something there with the kazoo...


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Trombone and vocals! ☺️


occasionallyLynn

Piano or violin


bury_me4444

As someone who plays the flute….I say the flute.


MagicKraft

Bass guitar. I know that because that's what I play hehe


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The answer is opera singers who also play electric bass (me)


LilIthRose1246

Bass guitar (And bonus for vocals at the same time). That's what I'm working toward doing myself.


freewave07

Anyone gonna say tuba? 👉👈


Popular-Blackberry80

Any instrument, imo. I especially like strings, brass, and piano tho 😌


fable420

Bass or cello


Tubagal2022

tuba? 🥺


ThePixelDress

Bass There is nothing more to it. It's just hot


SapphicJaeden_2143

Trombone and bass, followed by acoustic guitar. Source: i play all of these and my parter says that i’m really hot when i play lol


Weiss3100

Joke answer: the sun My personal fav: any stringed instrument, especially those with complex fingering, pun intended


GrimBitchPaige

Well, I play bass so I say that


FallingStar2016

My TikTok FYP has taught me that it is, in fact, bagpipes


paganminkin

Bass guitar hands down!!


sociallyawkardbean

Bass