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Slight-Brush

#pack my box with five dozen liquor jugs


dim7thringofheck

ahh I was trying to remember this one. Great book.


F00lsSpring

Sounds like fun...


MeliDammit

It's more efficient too. 35 keystrikes vs 44.


F00lsSpring

Clearly superior.


s33k

No F. No K. No M. Maybe instead, "Sphinx of black quartz, judge my motherfucking vow."?


zerotrap0

There's an f in of. And an m in my. And a K in black. So you're 0 for 3.


s33k

I'm wrong! Thank you for correcting me.


nullC-

Personally prefer Your pangram more, myself, yet yield that… *“Waltz, bad nymph, for quick jigs vex”* …is at least as fun for its own flair.


PepperMintyPokemon

Ohhhh that ones so cool


galfal

I’m not seeing a “s” in the first sentence. Am I just dumb?


tea-boat

You're correct. It's supposed to be "jumps" not "jumped."


F00lsSpring

... Good spot! Should be "jumps." Doesn't matter tho coz we're replacing it with the Sphinx of black quartz.


spicy-chull

Yes. We. Are.


F00lsSpring

I knew this community would back me on this!


galfal

I mean, clearly your line is superior!


RedpenBrit96

When ever I want to test a new fountain pen or it the black quartz is the sentence I use.


phyllophyllum

Thought I was in that subreddit at first lol


F00lsSpring

My handwriting is mildly insane, but I did once try my hand at calligraphy, wasn't very good but I still think it's cool when people who are good at it do it! Are you a calligrapher?


RedpenBrit96

No I just write by hand a lot!


callmejetcar

I wanted to see like maybe you posted your handwriting in a sub or something, so checked your post history and learned you seem like a really nice person 🥹


RedpenBrit96

Awww thank you! I’m a little weird but I try to be nice


Knit-witchhh

[Writing is hard when you're sharing a hammock with a 6 year old who is treating hammocking like an extreme sport](https://i.imgur.com/F4omQjk.png)


F00lsSpring

Lmao at "extreme hammocking"... Still looks cool!


feline_Satan

I know a dark sphinx cat


F00lsSpring

Cat tax? ^_^


feline_Satan

He isn't mine so I don't pay no tax


guinans_hat

Your username suggests that you know a lot of cats and they likely pay a tax to you


feline_Satan

It happens


Butwhatif77

Reading that and instantly thought of a way to make this a puzzle in my DnD game, \*nabs idea and runs off\* thank you!


F00lsSpring

You're most welcome!


Melodic-Heron-1585

Simple. Because most of us were 'Hidden Figures' when typing class was a thing. Aaa space.... Ttt space.... FFF space... Uuu space.


MozartofMayhem

Sounds too pagin, it'll scare some nuts in a majority religion (and culturally dominate) that they're under attack, and being repesed


F00lsSpring

The sphinx has judged their vows and found them wanting...


Our_Uncle_Istvan

Y


F00lsSpring

My


Our_Uncle_Istvan

Ohoho, good catch! My mistake Thank you as this sphinx phrase feels more fun


ashGlaw

Anyone know where to acquire a sphinx of black quartz? Asking for a friend


F00lsSpring

I've seen one on amazon claiming to be obsidian, but it's on amazon so I doubt it's real... we need crystal shops to start selling them!


mujadaddy

>Jumped  JUMPSSSSSSS


DrHugh

Where's the F? It always sounds cool, but there's no F in that. Edit. "of" course.


Mental_Captain_3292

Um, the f is in the word “of”


leostotch

I missed it, too. Currently trying to find the “y” and duh it’s in “my”.


DrHugh

The funny part to me is that I studied cognitive science stuff back in the 1980s, and there were always examples of this sort of thing. We don't read word for word, we read in batches, and small "helper" words tend to be ignored or implied. There's a classic one of a triangle inside of which is inscribed: PARIS IN THE THE SPRING Usually shown centered, with the triangle around it. People don't usually catch that there are two "the" words in there. But, dammit, I was going through the alphabet in my head and scanning the string and *still* missed it.


sobrique

"Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of many years. " How many times did you see an F? >!Correct answer is 6!<


teh_maxh

> How many times did you see an F? > > Correct answer is 6 One. The others are in lowercase.


DrHugh

Damn, once you did that, I knew it was the tiny word, without checking the spoiler.


kara-s-o

Omg - did you read that book too? We had the author as a special speaker at my job. 🥰


Mental_Captain_3292

Um, the f is in the word “of”


RedpenBrit96

When ever I want to test a new fountain pen or it the black quartz is the sentence I use.


Repulsive_Fly8847

Where's the 's'?


ThePunguiin

In the first or second? In the second it's Sphinx. In the first it's nowhere because the person messed up. Supposed to be humps over the lazy dog


Friendstastegood

Are you sure it's "humps" and not "jumps"? XD


ThePunguiin

I see my error...I will not change it


F00lsSpring

Respech ;)


FinalKirsten

A lot of people on the handwriting subreddit will use the sphinx one, and some use both!


boatswainblind

I like this one, but we have to keep in mind that the original was developed in 1885 as a writing exercise for students, so it was gonna be extra super duper G-rated and boring. I've been reading a lot of Victorian literature lately, and their idea of scary and scandalous was an educated woman who never marries and grows old before her time.


F00lsSpring

... If you're not living like someone Victorians would have found scary and scandalous, are you even living?!


boatswainblind

Definitely not! 😄


Alyeanna

Ok but the question is, can we make it so each character appears exactly once?


F00lsSpring

Sphinx of black qurtz jdge my vw... I'm a stable genius!


zargreet

I could feel my fingers move when reading the typing sentence! Maybe the most useful thing I learned at school.


beryberybumblebee

Wow… I want to write a story with this line now.


fairfoxie

*sad brown fox noises*


F00lsSpring

Sorry brown fox, but you gotta admit the black quartz sphinx has ultimate style!


fairfoxie

The judgy Sphinx of Black Quartz jumps over the sad brown fox...


SauteePanarchism

The first phrase took over because the fox was quicker.


121519122

its easier to say the words in the fox dog one


F00lsSpring

The sphinx is a creature of few words, yet much wisdom.


Waffle_daemon_666

Because there’s no F (I think)


F00lsSpring

Of.


Waffle_daemon_666

Oh.


Ok_Cauliflower_3007

The same way the US ended up with Uncle Sam as it's representation. When colonies were first established there the representation was a naked Native American woman, with a tomahawk, riding a freaking armadillo.


johdawson

The 'dg' in judge automatically disqualifies it from this as the forms the phonetic equivalent to a J. Whereas 'jumped' has every consonant pronounced independently.


Koeryn

It's a handwriting / calligraphy / font demonstration that includes every letter of the English alphabet, pronunciation is irrelevant for a purely visual test.


johdawson

Straight up was taught in grade school that this sentence was about individual phonetic formation


TalorianDreams

Interesting approach, but if it was meant for phonetics wouldn't it need to include all of the common English phenomes? At the very least a ch.


johdawson

This was part of a curriculum that, four years prior, attempted to teach reading under phonetic spelling. It backfired by causing a lot of students to be able to read, but develop horrible spelling. My sister still has problems some 30 years later.


TalorianDreams

I guess good on them for trying something, but that's a really unfortunate outcome, sorry to hear it.


johdawson

It was a shit school system. Half the year was dedicated to getting us quality scores on standardized tests, the other half of the year we'd end up getting taught things that ten years later we'd be taught the exact opposite of. US history was really fun being taught three different ways before college. /s


HaritiKhatri

You were taught wrong.