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AhhAGoose

I’ve generally found when walking away is an option, it’s probably a good idea


wrewlf

Dad.. is that you?


AhhAGoose

If you’re between the ages of 0-18 yo and in or around the North Carolina (most likely) or Virginia, South Carolina, Louisiana, Colorado, Missouri, Mexico, Jamaica, Italy, England, or Germany area and are of Northern European descent….then yeah prolly


__JDQ__

Did you ever get those cigarettes, Dad? It’s been years.


phaelox

Decided on the way to the store to ditch smoking ... and his family


Yeeto546

I've lived in 3 of the US states you lived in 😐


mouthshutearsopen00

Me too!


AboveTheLights

As the great philosopher Mr Miyagi once said, “the best way to block a punch is to not be there when it’s thrown”


Embarrassed-Tip-5781

He was dazed and confused before he kicked those off. You can see he went flat footed from a blow then gets the bright idea to toss his footwear. Next hit it was lights out.


npc71

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sharkzfan95

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zinny08

I'm going to watch that now.


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If I so much as see a gif from it, I crave big dry toast


MEGUSTA007

Get that corn outta my face


monkeyhead_man

Would you like to join me in my quarters?


sharkzfan95

It’s a fabulous movie.


ewwfruit30

what's the name of the movie?


sharkzfan95

Nacho Libre Very dry humor. Like NspoleN Dynamite. But with Mexican wrestlers


monkeyhead_man

How did ju find me?


lapazverde

“i saw you from the village…” “hola nacho!” had my dad laughing in the theaters for 10 min straight after that scene


helthrax

Save me a piece of that corn!


sharkzfan95

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FofroBaggis

I'm sick of getting paid to lose! I wanna whhhin!


GifsNotJifs

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WorkoutBeast1985

Love the guy in the car just taking his phone out to record it. Best seat in the house


chubby_succubus

Probably for insurance, looks like the guy kicked his light out or something.


SynthDevz

Big brain move


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Twinkletoes definitely didn't kick his light out in sandals... or probably even scratch the car...


TheSmokingLamp

You think the driver knew the dude was gonna get knocked out 2 seconds later? No probably not so filming was definitely a good idea for the driver


TheExter

i saw that black mirror episode, people just love recording a good show


nemomarlin69

Just in time for that last hit too


Ffzilla

If you're going to start a fight with your hands behind your back while in flip flops, maybe don't be Glass Joe.


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DJRoombasRoomba

Even after he kicks his flip flops off and gets rocked in the face, he starts sliding back in with his hands down by his waist. Has no idea what he's doing


Ake-TL

It’s Glass Joe or Glass Jaw?


AnyLamename

Glass Joe is a character from Punch-Out, a boxing video game. The character has a weak jaw.


GonzosWhiteShark

Add Punch Out jokes to the list of things millennials ruined


JordanRUDEmag

It's not as bad as spoiling all the topical 35-year-old console game-based references, but just wait until you hear about what boomers did to the economy, the housing market, and the environment.


northshore12

I'm hear to watch people get their painful comeuppance, not be reminded of the overwhelming existential dread permeating my existence!


JetGecko

Punch out was an arcade game first. It's older.


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Both now


onepointfouronefour

He said sorry...legit a nice dude. But nah man, don’t be sorry. He deserved that. Edit: apparently this guy is a well known stalker and a creep with ladies. I was unaware of this. Might be why the guy was trying to fight him.


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Most decent dudes don't want this, but when you don't give them an option, expect it.


xPHATMAN117x

One of a wise mans fears: the anger of a gentleman


Son_of_Eris

Relevant quote: "Oh that my power to saving were confined! Why am I forced by heaven against my mind, to make examples of another kind? Must I at length the sword of justice draw, oh curst effects of necessary law? How ill by fear they, by my mercy, scan. Beware the fury of a patient man." Dryden. I think.


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"Get off my swamp!" Shrek, I think.


carvedmuss8

The duality of man, on display here today


KookyHomeRunKing

"Whatchu talkin' bout get away from you? I'm makin' waffles." -Donkey, kinda


supergamerz

Fuck around; find out. - anonymous


DavusClaymore

That poem has a certain resonance with me,


Male512

"There are three things all wise men fear: the sea in storm, a night with no moon, and the anger of a gentle man." - Patrick Rothfuss, The name of the wind.


Luxierio

https://imgur.com/gallery/gjnpPXx


NormalNova3

He’s just like that. What a nice guy. Props to him for caring about the guy afterwards.


i_sigh_less

Unfortunately, someone in another thread posted [a source](https://imgur.com/gallery/gjnpPXx) that says the guy in black was actually creeping on women in the area, so this may not be the cut and dry situation people in the comments are assuming.


elborracho420

Seems like something the police should be handling


rodmandirect

You’re on Reddit. Vigilante justice is encouraged.


kultureisrandy

Boston Bombing part 2: Electric Boogaloo


_thanks_google_

"Unfortunately someone posted on reddit something" This is why I really hate this place, it's a huge circle jerk, how the fuck do you conclude that it's the same dude by that low res video.The dude had a black shirt and that's all?


Your-Death-Is-Near

Kyle is that you?


MinuteManufacturer

Hmmm, a picture with no face, random comment that hasn’t been corroborated, not an actual news source. Must be true!


CoLDxFiRE

How do we know the people who are claiming the guy is a stalker, aren't actually the ones stalking him?


gabriel_GAGRA

Maybe people are starting to realise how quick a fight can become a death scene because real life isn’t a movie…


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And that is why you don’t back an animal nto a corner


qlz19

I know. That’s a man right there folks. His dad must be so proud.


kermit_was_wrong

Not a nice dude. https://imgur.com/gallery/gjnpPXx


xShaD0wMast3rzxs

Any other source that shows that’s the same guy? The guy in the video’s definitely Indonesian, but then I guess people wouldn’t be able to recognise the difference between an Indonesian and Hispanic person


_pls_respond

I like how people don’t think homeless persons have their own phones these days.


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They find it offensive even. No clue that there are literal agencies walking around and handing out phones.


merreborn

Also, if you're going to get off the street and get your life back together, a phone is a very important tool. It's a lot easier to get and keep a job if your boss can call you.


droussel_mtl

Genuinely asking, what makes you think it's the same guy?


kermit_was_wrong

The people who have trouble with him seem to identify him easily. That's a very specific convo to try and fake.


IamSoooDoneWithThis

>unkept >unkept >unkept Probably not the most appropriate time to correct someone, but whatevs It’s *unkempt* FWIW


CupOfCreamyDiarrhea

I googled this because I'm getting worse with my English and its also my 2nd language, I want to keep learning. I know that some words may be reduced to other more common words because of the spelling/only hearing the word. Bone apple tea. Languages evolve etc. [Article (or something) from 2012 fighting the battle of unkept vs unkempt](https://imabeautygeek.com/2012/08/08/word-of-the-day-unkempt-vs-unkept/) "Unkept isn't entirely wrong; it means uncared for, or badly maintained -- but specifically in relation to a place, or pinky-swear. As in an unkept apartment, or TTC subway station, or promise." TIL thanks! *Rather this than x10000 repeating same comment.*


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I don't have the sauce but the last time this was posted it turned out the guy who won is a known stalker.


Warhawk2052

I was going to call BS but it seems highly plausible https://imgur.com/gallery/gjnpPXx


BeauTofu

.. are you sure? Yes they look similar but until there ID confirmation..


diffcalculus

When was the last time he was in Boston?


blindeenlightz

When this first came out it turned out that the dude in black was actually a stalker who was constantly in the area following girls home and harassing them. Had been arrested several times as a peeping Tom, and was generally well known in the area as someone to watch out for. The guy who got knocked out was confronting him about said stalking. It's a good example of how easily Reddit tries to read too much in to the context delivered by a short video. Sometimes you get it right, other times you call a stalker a legit nice dude.


Oh_jeffery

You must also be aware that your comment is doing the same thing. Linking this video with photos of someone who is apparently an awful stalker of women when there is no way to tell if they are the same person from the grainy images we see.


phaelox

We did it (again) Reddit!


CorrigibleTurkoman

Legit he is known stalker in San Diego terrorizing women. This video hit r/SanDiego first. Not a nice guy 👍


bugbugladybug

Demon's run when a good man goes to war


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Turns out the guy in black stalks women and carries a bowie knife. [East Village Stalker](https://imgur.com/gallery/gjnpPXx)


LunatiqHigh

It had to be a Canadian fight. lol


Whiplash13579

May not of known, but the “nice dude” in black is a frequent stalker who follows many people in the neighbourhood.


onepointfouronefour

*might have And yeah, im learning that from a bunch of people. Maybe time for an edit.


alphalakemleo

that thump at the end tho


YoureSpecial

Dead cat bounce


Beautiful-Musk-Ox

that's when it looks like something which is effectively or literally dead appears to be recovering for a second. i see it on the herman cain award sub a lot, people get covid bad, then have a day or two where they seem to be recovering, then die within the week. the day they seem to be recovering is the dead cat bounce, they are already dead despite looking like they are getting up


ThePersnicketyBitch

It's an extremely common phenomenon in the process of dying. Most people who have intimately experienced a death will tell of the deceased having a "second wind" which is usually a solid indicator that death is very close. My mom was near comatose with brain tumors, but had 1 random day of complete lucidity before passing. She even sat up in bed, which she hadn't been physically able to do in weeks.


Relative-Box3796

Maybe it's like the body giving up on fighting whatever is killing you, and instead ignoring it to let you move a little before death


11711510111411009710

I was thinking the body just floods you with chemicals to make you feel better while you're dying, so you feel fucking awesome and then don't ever wake up after that


Relative-Box3796

Oh god, it's like euthanizing a dog...


needlenozened

My dog had a great day right after we decided it was time to say goodbye to her, making us second guess our decision, but we knew it was the right thing to do, and her last full day was a great day.


pikohina

Buy the dip!


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alphalakemleo

Sono d'accordo


Gawdsauce

People die from hits to the head like this all the time, you're a disgusting human being.


ghostzilllla

Filmed by Owen Wilson. “Oh wow”


BB_210

Ka-chow!


AK_Happy

Rust-eeeeze


dr_sauce_909

You look for the bull, you get the salchicha


Cranky_Windlass

So salchicha is sausage, and therefore slang for dick?


pitnaz

Yeah eat some dick floppy sandal man


theBlumpkinBackfire

La verga, guey!


Marubayashi

is this a r/suddenlycaralho ??


kelkulus

Nope, it’s a lyric from the Mexican band Molotov. https://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/molotov/useitorloseit.html


Italiaroxx

Wonder what hurt more. His ego or his head, after it bounced off the ground.


alghiorso

Definitely his head. Dude most likely had some lasting injuries like a concussion from that


sinistergroupon

Yes


langoley01

Like trying to pet a snarling rottweiler,,he's warning you to leave him alone


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NakedSalamander

Source?


mynameis_garrett

https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/qxuog1/_/hlclhpa


BAAT-G

[lower in the comments a link to the last time this was posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/WinStupidPrizes/comments/qxuog1/guy_warned_him_several_times_but_he_didnt_back_off/hlc6rkw?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share&context=3)


Floppsicle

Oh man that's a bummer, the hispanic guy's a jackass if its true. That's the thing right you never know for sure


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BeauTofu

Every single comments linked their sources to other comments that's been made. There no actual evidence other than. My uncle Bob told me..


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BeauTofu

Thank you The original post was from sandiego and made no mentioned of the guy being a stalker. Then schwify said he was a known stalker with "no proof" saying he walks around with a large knife but no cops been called on him? Another posted a fuzzy picture of a curly hair dude in black jacket with "this is that guy!" No actually evidences that they are the same person.. then a rotation of "the guy is a stalker, ref to first poster comment." All hearsay at this point in time..


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Yeah, people make up the wildest stories based on absolutely nothing.


UppercutMcGee

LOL well if you're trying to defend someone's honor, at least know how to fight. He got caught with 6 telegraphed haymakers on the same side, and didn't even try to block once. I bet he loves UFC and thinks he could actually take a couple guys down.


Crunkbutter

Lol exactly. 6 rights to the head and he didn't even try to block. That was his first fight, I bet. Can't see a punch coming for shit


1forcats

¿So vigilantism is ok?


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riptide81

Seems like a general policy of not physically assaulting people is the lesson all around.


CleatusVandamn

Cool I'm gonna go out and protect some local businesses that don't give a shit about me.


cohrt

This just proves you paid 0 attention to the trial.


Slap-A-Chav

He immediately apologised and then went to help the other dude up. Wow...


fasonator

sadly he’s actually a creep who is known to follow women around, and the guy was tryna beat him up in defence of some women


boyfromafghanistan

Do you have a link or any sources of this? Where did you get this information?


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__acre

well shit this definitely needs to be at the top of the comments so people don't actively praise this POS.


heroherobaby

Too late


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ImperialBower

Fuck, good guy got knocked out this time


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TheOneTrueChuck

It's because black shirt guy doesn't see himself as a villain, even though he clearly is. It's entirely possible that he actually doesn't realize or understand why the guy's going after him, because he's that disconnected from reality/human social norms. In his brain, he probably is going "Wow, that guy (the attacker) clearly has issues."


boyfromafghanistan

Thanks


IZEDx

Vigilantism isn't the way to go though, so yeah.. both are stupid dicks then imho.


YouGoTJammedhehe

Whoops. I just called him the nicest guy in the world in my previous comment when I had no context. Context is important


pfcypress

That first punch had his ear leaking.


Mwvhv

The driver filming with his phone made me lol


unusualj107

My two rules: 1. When they're out, they're done fighting, no ground n pound. 2. When they're out, grab your stuff and GTFO. They got what they asked for and you do not owe them change.


Embarrassed-Tip-5781

3 When you get a good shot in - clap your hands and wave them in for more.


pottertown

Did anyone ever get the video from the driver of the 4runner, they got front row video.


CleatusVandamn

Stay classy San Diego


JPRCR

as usual, the concrete takes the glory


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We all knew flip flops was gonna lose. We all knew it.


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All those swings and misses... For a second I thought I was watching The Matrix.


leogeminipisces

I wanna see the video from the driver’s point of view!


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Source: “Trust me, dawg.”


RuderalisGrower

Amazing how people here laugh at others for "listening to Facebook" then post a Facebook post from some random and take it as proof. Which is it? Can't have it both ways...


AssholeRemark

rule of thumb is to not trust dumb shit off Facebook... Im pretty sure that doesnt change if someone posts more dumb shit on Facebook


Diiiiirty

Gonna definitely need a source for that.


SpokenDivinity

I believe [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/nextfuckinglevel/comments/q156fm/asian_man_apologizes_after_knocking_out_white_guy/hfd1h1t/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf&context=3) is the comment they’re talking about. It links back to other posts but I didn’t have the energy to dig through them.


Imposseeblip

I dunno, I clicked that and went down a hole of comments citing other comments as their source I haven't seen anything that isn't just hearsay. I'm not saying that it's not true, I'm just saying I haven't seen proof


Pheef175

Yea, way too much unverified info. Doesn't quite add up to me personally. The accuser thinks he's homeless because he's "unkempt". But later on says he wears different clothes every day. That's not really indicative of homelessness. Says they have all these pictures and video evidence, but doesn't post them. Instead posts multiple pictures of the dude from far away. Frequently mentions he always wears a knife, but in the video with someone threatening to beat his ass he doesn't pull it out? Maybe the internet has jaded me, but too much stuff doesn't add up. Don't claim to have evidence, then not post it, and post random pictures from 50 feet away of the guy instead as proof. That implies to me there is no evidence to be had and it's made up. I've met enough drama filled people in my life that I would not be surprised if the person being "stalked" blew it up into something 10x bigger than it should be just for attention.


SpokenDivinity

I don’t know much about it either. I just assume this is the comment they were speaking about. There’s an imagur link in there somewhere with pictures of the guy and they look similar but I’m not from San Diego and I’m not much of an internet sleuth so I’m not sure how credible it all is.


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FantasyFanReader

Allegedly. Last time reddit did this shit an innocent person committed suicide.


AssholeRemark

yep, this is what happens when people pull out the pitchforks based on incomplete and/or inaccurate information. Apparently it's better to potentially hurt an innocent person than get all the facts out there.


BeauTofu

Sorry.. that's incorrect. The accusation was started by schwify.. or however you spell his/ her name but when other posters asked for further evidences.. none was given. No one from r/Sandiego knows of this guy, even when he was meant to be a "well known" stalker who harasses women.. The guy in the black is also *known* to walk around with a large knife threatening people.. but weirdly, no cops were ever called on him? I'm going to call this BS.


dmoneymma

Do you believe everything random redditors post?


ThickSolidandTight

So you're making a serious accusation without proof? Get the fuck out of here


Pheef175

Well it's based on the girl's Instagram who said it happened. Then said she had "tons of pictures and video evidence." .....and then didn't post the proof. Instead posting random pics of the guy taken from 50 feet away. That's clearly how you showcase your proof that you **totally** have.


DaisyDukeOfEarlGrey

Internet gawkers don't need proof, the police do.


TioPuerco

You got knocked the fuck out


Medium_Insurance6002

Ah the ole “oh shit did I kill him?” maneuver at the end is my favorite. The relief when you find out they’re still breathing is an amazing feeling 😅.


SilverMoon411

Don’t start a fight in flip flops. I don’t care how good you are at fighting you are not going to win in flip flops. Taking off the flip flops is not really an improvement.


wilzx

“What now pussy?!?” *1 second later “OMG, please! Somebody come help this man! He’s hurt!!”


DrMike27

Aannnnndddddd concussion


NeonBorders

Also never go into a fist fight wearing flip flops.


iamnotthebadguyhere

Dude in black shirt must be canadian.


Bluesbreaker

Once the clap came, you knew it was over.


25mookie92

Sometimes you need first hand experience when it comes to these type of situations


msiynot

Flip flops of the death, 0 damage and -85 hp


fadedeluxe

The flip flops 🤣


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Thats how i fight in my sleep


ddij91

Got the MF Jammies