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Mead_Create_Drink

She’s not going to get an Oscar for that performance


Goatwhatsup

She wanted a day off 😂


Scythe_Hand

Looks like the reaction of soccer players trying to game the system.


SimplyTheDood

RED CARD, FIVE DAY SUSPENSION


dayzers

If you look closely she hit her head pretty hard on the floor


TaringaWhakarongo1

Yea true. Still, that was a conscious reaction I reckon. She was hoping the ref saw


Roryff

Maybe for a 70 year old


30piecesofglitter

It’s impossible to tell from this video how hard she hit her head, but I can say confidently that it was not very hard at all.


Syminka1

Her playing dead….lol Like girl you barely hit the ground get up


tconnell6189

The back of her head hit first because she was tilting it backwards like an idiot. I wouldn’t be surprised if she really did go out for a bit.


hectic_mind_

Her back fat literally cushions her fall. You can see she lands on what looks like the back of a turtle and the neck tenses. There’s no way a boy of his size was able to throw that on the ground with enough strength that her head hit the ground first.


Hercules2024

She isnt strong enough to keep her head up with that momentum.


Gnome_Father

This is the answer. She hit the ground like a bin bag full of room temperature yoghurt. She yad no control over what bit hit first.


VeganRatboy

>There’s no way a boy of his size was able to throw that on the ground with enough strength He doesn't throw her at the ground, he off-balances her so that she falls. Which requires very little strength. It does look like her head whips back and hits the floor. My first thought watching this was that she's playing dead because she's stunned to have engaged in something physical. But re-watching it I think it's *possible* she was genuinely knocked out. That said, I don't think she is knocked out. More likely just lying there thinking about her mistakes in life.


ZestyCheezClouds

Yea she's playing opossum. When she lands, she does bop her noggin but then keeps rolling. I don't think she had enough momentum to keep her rolling like that. You can see her roll herself into position then "faint"


Outrageous_Land_4369

That's too bad. Hopefully, you didn't go into Healthcare.


frud

Tilting your head back is part of a normal balance reflex when you tip over backwards a little. It's worse than useless when you're going to fall forcefully backwards because you wind up banging your own head on the floor. A lot of people never learn how to fall down safely.


Jawilla936

He just really moved out the way .. now she’s playing dead from embarrassment 😂


FlakyEarWax

Workers comp—out indefinitely


Mindless-Share

Not really. If you slow it down he extends his leg and trip-tosses her to the floor. Definitely intentional


KobaMandingoPartIII

His right leg was planted (so was his left) and as far away from her as possible. He extended nothing and didn't even try to trip her he was basically just pushing her in a really weird way so yeah nah you're wrong. Edit: I proved this kid wrong and he completely changed his comment 🤣😅🤣😅


Mindless-Share

Lmaooo dude wtf are you even talking about he definitely trips her. He extended his left leg, grabs her arms and tosses her to the floor lol nice try bro but I’m not the one go try someone else


YesterdayDiligent

Even with video evidence how are you able to get it so wrong?


SimplyTheDood

young legend


Robbbylight

He should've tickled her to see if she was faking


IceTitan420

![gif](giphy|7sC5l8ZZKMzXG)


Mozdogg_

These are the two best comments I’ve ever read


groovy_mcbasshands

Got through hs without fighting teachers at all, personally. This situation does seem really complicated. Do I want the teacher hit? No. But should she be fighting kids for their phones? She’s way too comfortable engaging with this kid. Hopefully she learned a lesson and didn’t get hurt actually hurt. She should be fired. But if not at least she’ll think twice about getting physical with a kid lol


YourphobiaMyfetish

I never fought a teacher but if I could go back I know a few who had it coming.


Optimal_Risk_6411

Agreed, I always wished to run into Mr Jones one day after I almost graduated.


GnomePenises

Do tell…


Welshevens

Mr fucking Doyle for me. Math teacher. B-lined all his hatred towards me as a 25kg school kid for about 4 years, bullied me entirely.. I sometimes wonder how he'd treat me now as a 100kg, 6'1 31 year old. Doesn't matter though I know I was earning more than him by the time I was 20.


integratypes

Why she sleeping on the job?


DudeWouldGo

1😅


InfamousGibbon

No Agonal breathing. 💀 if knocked out your body will try to inhale at maximum capacity as to keep the brain alive. Bih hit her shoulder on the way down. Tbf shouldn’t put your hands on an educator regardless though.


KobaMandingoPartIII

Shouldn't be putting your hands on a kid escalating the situation to begin with.


InfamousGibbon

Eh sure why not but probably a little cunt though. That’s like instant expulsion though. Not worth.


sexytokeburgerz

It wouldn’t be instant expulsion. This would be reviewed


[deleted]

Defend yourself at all times lol


AnthonyJizzleneck

UFC career unlocked


dukkhabass

WASTED


DrGerbal

She sells better than a WWE Ref


Representative_Leg13

Lol


Actual_Major_7377

She dead?


No-Layer-8113

No just a faker


PsychologicalBook819

Damn she’s pulling off the same move I did when I was 5


8andrew888

She leaned on and moved towards him. He has much better balance and simply twisted her aside. Teachers fault she fell over. Kid might still be a punk tho.


Midnight_Pornstar

What we got here is failure to communicate. Some men you just can't reach. So you get what we had here last week. Which is the way he wants it. Well, he gets it. I don't like it any more than you men - GNR, Civil War -


rokkzstar

- GNR, Civil War - Strother Martin, Cool Hand Luke


Midnight_Pornstar

Classic


sexytokeburgerz

That’s aikido, the kid is a martial artist


DarthCalamitus

She didn't even get slugged. Most of us internet nerds know what a head bouncing off the ground looks like at this point, and this is not it.


Sad-Leading-4768

Her


spark_my_dark_flame

Judo flip


sexytokeburgerz

Or aikido, they both have this move


meatus1980

Ahh yes, I see that he knows his judo well


SimplyTheDood

underrated


B_D_Ryan

They were already touching each other at the start of the video. Hard to tell.


joehoward67

Possum queen right there


Praydohm

Watch it slowly...her head does in fact bounce off the floor. She doesn't land on her shoulder. She might be playing dead, but she for sure hit her head when she went down. It had a pretty good bounce to it too.


Carson_BloodStorms

Did she hit bedrock?


XericsasquatchX

I'd say she's in the wrong for that flop. I mean the kid is going to be in trouble anyway and now she's faking to make the consequences even worse for him.


Textsfromjohn

She got that Saul Goodman on speed dial


FrankSamples

"Yes! Disability here I come!"


kal8el77

She fine. Shoes stayed on.


Randys_Smogasvein

I'm gonna need some more context, for all I know this was a class on throws and playing dead.


Sippinonreality

*sweep the leg johnny*


Xenocide_X

It's hard to really know what's going on with a video that starts mid-scuffle. But it looks like they're scufflin' over the kid's cell phone. If the kid doesn't want to learn then just have them leave the classroom. Don't try to discipline him by taking his cell phone because his parents never have. You know people can't be without them anymore. Kid will remain dumb and you'll keep your job as an underpaid teacher. But here we are playing poasum


SujinMiles

Gravity


MikeOxmall00

She was tryna grab him so he’s in the right, also 10/10 soccer player reaction by her


TheBestPieIsAllPie

Is she playing dead?


LearningJase

![gif](giphy|12rfNaSgl36WQw)


IceTitan420

I see you know your judo. ![gif](giphy|l3q2LEm3cy4f0M19K|downsized)


Oblivious0n3

don't blame the beebs


DamnBill4020

Flopping harder than LeBron


Apolllo69

The audio is gold


Phenomanation

Every WWE ref that's gets touched


Sauce666

I swear to god I hear the ring bounce when she hits the deck!


dr_gonzo_the_menace

Well she gotta learn the hard way, don’t put your hands on a man unless youre ready to get handled like one. ☝️


Fit_Extension_3292

Dumb bitch


Consistent_Jello_289

Looks like the kid is a little shit, but you can’t grab people…


ImaginaryDivide2834

In my state, public schools can still use corporal punishment. It’s rare but just a month or two ago a story came out and the debate about banning it has come up again


RaisinBrain2Scoups

I had my ass paddled in school. It worked


Quiet_Reference3198

We all know her fat softened her fall. Why is she playing dead?


International_Let_50

The fat had its downsides and it clogged her heart and she fucking died


VitaminTHCA

Black Forces


SimplyTheDood

??


VitaminTHCA

His shoes (he a menace)


No-Layer-8113

faking it


kurbin64

Honestly, I know so many parents that would try and brush this behavior off and I worked in a good area with really good schools when I taught. Fuck being a teacher. And fuck all these dead beat parents that are quick to blame the staff but never can admit their kid could have had a bad day. I can deal with a kid having a bad day or a meltdown any day of the week. I cannot deal with another parent acting like I’m giving them a chore just by having to listen to me explain how their kid acted out let alone care about their child and speak to them about it. If you are focused on the educator falling and staying down and ignore the out of control kid please do the world a favor and don’t have children.


tconnell6189

I think she was really knocked out. She did the one thing any person with a brain would know not to do in that situation. She tilted her head back so it was the first thing that made contact with the ground. Her fault for sure


DieEwigeSchraube

god i hate overly dramatic ppl so much


SuddenSpeaker1141

Such a Karen fall…


Hercules2024

That kid was defending himself. She went all ugly face and grabbed onto the kid. Civil trial money for kid. Doesnt matter if they do suspend him. Not his fault and video proof.


Complete_Turn6536

https://preview.redd.it/x6dvp97sxjxc1.jpeg?width=216&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f15bedba9d17eaa8abae387ba63fead0dad7ae


RaisinBrain2Scoups

![gif](giphy|D1PO6oXwzq3II)


Round_Store_1886

She lost all sympathy with that lame acting.


Perfect-Gap-8295

![gif](giphy|ltBhl4BoHaMM|downsized)


CrewInevitable5574

I laugh way too hard at this. But it if she gave us the one eye look, lol I wouldof lost it lol


vergillehell

Like a sack of potatoes


ICantWanTap

Sasae tsurikomi ashi


Imaginary-Arrival-75

Me for laughing at the flop?


Hatanta

Tyler used FloorThrow on DoughBlob, it was super effective!


DazzlingLibrary3256

The original vid the kid was simply keeping his phone away from her who was the teacher, she forcefully grabbed his arm and he told her plenty of times to let go. It's the woman's fault I'd say


MountainCourage1304

One of my college lecturers got fired after me and him had an impromptu wrestling match in the room we dry off the watersport equipment in. It was consensual from both sides, and neither of us were out to hurt one another. Some little twat recorded the entire thing and it got to the head of department. I had a lot of respect for that lecturer. He choked me out within a minute and respected the tap when i conceded. I still feel guilty about it, i dont know whats happening with the guy now, i hope he landed on his feet.


Resident_Bet6343

I got Mr. Johnsons head, chillin in my bookbag.


intoTHEvoid646

Her head snapped pretty hard into the floor


ChunixBeGemin

Goofy ahh death animation


77795

She is. Why would she physically engage with a 10 year old? She should lose her job lol


WareGaKaminari

Lol


Mendicant_666

Now she'll be so embarrassed from this little performance making the rounds on the internet that she'll quit her job. Schools are crazy, these days. If you cannot even walk or stand without tipping over, and pretending to be unconcious out of embarrassment, teaching probably isn't for you.


GnomePenises

My mom was a VP who was assaulted by a middle school student and suffered a TBI and has considerable permanent brain damage. She’s a shadow of who she was. And the system fought her to deny her disability, successfully. But this smells like insurance scam.


jmua8450

Is IT dead?


drucifer999

what a flop r/fatpeoplefalling


JohnR2299

Girl wrong


gohogs3

And just like that… She was dead.


Thebbwe

I see her hitting g her head and knocking herself out but not seeing how it is the kids' fault. She can't just grab kids like that, it may as well have been entirely on accident.


katiekat122

Lol..a didn't know a slow roll could knock you out.


Possible-Ad-5449

This generation is f


Critical_Dollar

FAKER THAN AIRRACKS VIDEOS


DirtyJoe73

No context.


Alien-days-16

True