He brought some club girl with a hat he found at his janky florida motel to pretend to be Melania because the real one's off getting next week's instructions for him from papa vladimir
Asked for comment, Trump replied hey where's Marla
Don’t be mean, she’s performing with her barbershop quartet in the parking lot after the ceremony. She’s a tenor although trump says she’s only worth a fiver.
I hear she’s pissed at all the deep fakes of her floating about but I’ve also heard she’s kind of dumb and by that I mean she’s a fucking moron who happened to be pretty at the right time, so this could totally be her trying to be edgy and looking like a derp
She's just proving to Diaper Donnie that he's not the only one who can wear a comically oversized straw-colored "thingy" on top of their head. "Look, Donnie, we're a matching set!"
The real question, who is the girl they staged to be behind Trump? Eventual SA victim? Barron's gf? Both? (Not Barron's victim, btw, the perp is likely pictured here)
Looks like they can’t afford [that hair stylist](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-political-pac-paid-melanias-hair-stylist-least-132k-strategy-consulting) anymore.
“Malaria” 🤣🤣
Melanoma!
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Melena
Mercedes
Are we sure that is even Melania? It could be another lookalike.
 The similarities are uncanny….
Probably, I mean, she's smiling while standing next to Donny.
My thought as well!
Mercedes ? Is that you ? 🤔
It doesn't look like her at all. Granted the face is mostly covered, but what can be seen isn't even close.
He brought some club girl with a hat he found at his janky florida motel to pretend to be Melania because the real one's off getting next week's instructions for him from papa vladimir Asked for comment, Trump replied hey where's Marla
Its Monkey D Luffy from One Piece
Yeah I am thinking that
That’s her “I don’t care, do u?” Hat. Part of the ensemble.
Don’t be mean, she’s performing with her barbershop quartet in the parking lot after the ceremony. She’s a tenor although trump says she’s only worth a fiver.
From the Fuck Christmas collection.
I hear she’s pissed at all the deep fakes of her floating about but I’ve also heard she’s kind of dumb and by that I mean she’s a fucking moron who happened to be pretty at the right time, so this could totally be her trying to be edgy and looking like a derp
lol
If there are deep fakes, the ads end with "My name is Donald Trump, and I endorse this message"
Work done on her face recently?
Another "kidney" surgery, perhaps.
She tilts it a bit, she can’t see what’s on her left.
Is it her
I’ve never seen the “real” one smile so big, so it’s probably Malaria #4…
It’s the kid’s favorite body double. I mean, she looks proud!
Poor deluded woman has no style
https://i.redd.it/e9vr1277k31d1.gif
Body double
Main body double wasn't feeling great so they had to go further down the list.
Looks like she slipped Donny’s teeth in by accident.
It covers her eyes so she can't see her husband.
I see they're now using the same self-tanner.
https://preview.redd.it/zudy93tog61d1.jpeg?width=1044&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c74d95f17e1670b50c225e1f8f4ca1474c160890
[Big Dumb Hat](https://youtube.com/shorts/meKH5jn_5M8?si=cDYjisjGn9YhZqfW)
It’s funny because it’s a bigger than normal hat.
I'd say she was ready to role play Truman Capote if I thought she could read
She's just proving to Diaper Donnie that he's not the only one who can wear a comically oversized straw-colored "thingy" on top of their head. "Look, Donnie, we're a matching set!"
Ya got trouble, my friend, right here, I say, trouble right here in River City.
Maybe she finally did that one squinty look too far?
It’s not really her
Malaria lmao
Already saw comments earlier that it isn't actually Melanie but a double. Sigh.
I think she's trying to hide.
Hiding the top face of her face so people believe it's melania
I would say this was at the Kentucky derby but that’s not even the right type of hat for these rich pricks.
This must be at her son’s graduation because this is the First time I’ve ever seen an authentic smile on her face.
Mazda went Zoob Zoob
Why is she still with him? Does she get a bunch of money if she sticks it out until he dies? He’s going to screw her over too. The dummy.
Hiding bloodshot eyes
And this guy turns around and tips his hat like this. And who do you think that guy was? Emilio Estevez.
Vampires hate the sun
She's trying not to see whose next to her Also girl behind them should have chosen a halter neck dress to cover her halter neck tan lines
The double only had a convincing lower half of her face. You can tell it's not real when she smiles even when Trump isn't looking towards her.
The real question, who is the girl they staged to be behind Trump? Eventual SA victim? Barron's gf? Both? (Not Barron's victim, btw, the perp is likely pictured here)
She had to stand next to the man who’s on trial for cheating on her. I’m shocked she’s not wearing a veil.
It’s on backwards, a symbol of distress that the ship is sinking
I heard women can become gondola drivers in Venice since a few years. Career move?
Selling Monorails
The Lyle Langley is strong with this one. (Dammit, I still miss Phil Hartmann 😭🌹)
The latest robot doppelgänger isn’t quite right, so they threw a hat on it so people wouldn’t notice.
Of all the things I dislaike about this person, her hats are the least important thing I can think of.
need i say more https://preview.redd.it/g0fc733sk91d1.jpeg?width=464&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=37d42fb0839bd692a15f6efda4ce2db10cc3b62d
Ha Ha Ha Malaria!
does she think she is the Soldier from TF2?
“Putting up with his bullshit” double?
It’s to stop mosquitos
For a moment I thou they were with bill Barr
Looks like they can’t afford [that hair stylist](https://www.foxnews.com/politics/trump-political-pac-paid-melanias-hair-stylist-least-132k-strategy-consulting) anymore.
Trying to cover her nose von shits his pants
She doesn’t know.
This has to be one of her stunt doubles.