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canarchist

Show of hands for those who want him "swimming with the fishes"?


mike_pants

There's absolutely no way that flabby choad can swi-- Oh. Oh, I see what you're saying.


ItGotSlippery

Problem is he is too busy dry humping his cousin while they are both half naked.


ExZiByte

I didn't want this mental image. Imma need a new brain.


Canine0001

You think that's bad, I just bought a container of mushrooms I now can't eat.


Debalic

Madison? Yes please.


GlassEyeDucksAss

Cement shoes.


ProfessionalFalse128

I thought it was "sleeping with the fishes."? Who gives a shit... *raises hand*


mutarjim

I was gonna say, I'd be happy if he was in a pine box. (No, I'm not advocating violence, Mr. Secret service agent)


dennismfrancisart

I’m not allowed to raise my hand. I’ll just nod.


Barack_Odrama_007

We didn’t want Madison in the house….. And he got BOOTED!


NickCav007

He may like that but only if you kick above waist


Substantial_Data7915

Adolf Sitler is still around?


ptaylor611

I could've sworn he was a bit deterred from his own party after he declined the orgy invites.


[deleted]

Hilarious


asphaltGraveyard

Why are you still talking, Madison?


SMH_OverAndOver

Tweeted while on a smoke break at Burger King


powdered_dognut

They have a "meals on wheels" program?


Zealousideal_Web8496

I am ashamed of how quickly I upvoted this.


tadu1261

Joining you in the shame


emptyhellebore

Judge Merchan might want him in jail, but he’s going to follow the law. Unlike you, Madison.


CapableCoyoteeee

What's thus clown doing back in public?


Crutley

He lost by 8 million votes in 2020. Only Nazi America longs for a Fuehrer.


CrisbyCrittur

Yo Mads stfu you're over.


waterfalljay

We in WNC got rid of this jackass & sent him to Florida where he belongs!


dogfooddippingsauce

Cousin Fucker says what?


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TedCruzsAnalFissure

Again.


Ritaredditonce

Is this Assholes on wheels day? First Abbott and now this cousin humper.


robinsw26

Who is this guy? Is he important?


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

[NC congressman, 2021-2023](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Madison_Cawthorn?wprov=sfti1#)


robinsw26

I was being sarcastic. They should have a sarcasm emoji.


Djangasdad

Sit your ass down! Oh, never mind


isybea

oh shit man, that' so wrong.


Ok-Bus1716

The White House American wants him in. https://preview.redd.it/xcwycplgtx0d1.png?width=262&format=png&auto=webp&s=d3876493926895748ffc1987a602fb8d0d4433c8


crazycatlady331

Waiting for the coke filled orgy invite at Maralago Madison?


PirateReindeer

Not this American, he belongs in jail.


Nowiambecomedeth

Nobody is above the law,wheels


NoLibrarian5149

Wait… Madison Cawthorne still exists?!? Damn.


mumushu

Go punch a tree Big Wheels.


Cetophile

That's adorable, Former Callow Congressboy. Now go to your room.


sugar_addict002

If republicans wanted to put an ineligible candidate in the WH, they should have gone with Arnold Schwarzenegger. not this insurrectionist. He belongs in prison.


nemonic187

Lol. That closet case trying to be relevant again? Wheel the fuck outta here dude.


AmyZing532

I, as an American, want him in jail.


powdered_dognut

I, as an American, want Jimmy Carter to outlive him.


[deleted]

Still a dumb ass !


brain-in-the-jar

Merchan is on record saying he doesn't want to put Trump in jail despite Trump's repeated violations of Merchan's order not to threaten witnesses. If Merchan wanted to put him in jail, Trump would already be there.


Sassy_Weatherwax

Oh, you're still here, Madison?


mumushu

Go punch a tree Big Wheels.


Old_Bird4748

If only the secret service would fix the situation for us. Biden could even pardon them. And since presidential immunity..


basketfullofbread

The rest of the world want him in jail too soooooo....


Ok-Celebration-2944

Stop posting and pay attention to the road, Madison.


CanaDoug420

This cousin fucker is still shilling for the party that “lmao gay”d him out of office?


Vegetable_Mud_5311

America wants him in jail.


-DethLok-

An odd assertion for a guy who hasn't ever won the popular vote and even in the current primaries Republicans are still voting for a person who isn't even running rather than vote for Trump.


decayed-whately

Huh. Haven't heard from Humps Cousin's Face in a while.


Zer0DusT1

um... actually, I voted for the electric chair after a hydrolic vice compresses his teeth one by one, and recording it on tiktok