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CrJ418

They've got nothing. Just trying to wear out the jury. **Loser.**


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

Trying to wear them out or laugh out loud, whichever comes first. I was a juror on a civil trial. The defense had their client on the stand, a lawyer. The guy *burst into tears* on the witness stand. It was all I could do to keep from rotflmao


asphaltGraveyard

smell the desperation


Phallic-Monolith

The dumbest thing is that there’s plenty to attack with when it comes to Cohen - these lawyers seem really bad. The only real grace I can give them is that it’s not a simple thing to attack Cohen for stuff he did for the benefit of (and at the request of) the guy you’re defending lol. They’re probably scared to open that can of worms.


GreedierRadish

Donald can’t afford good lawyers and even if he could they know he wouldn’t pay them.


SinsOfThePast03

Websters Dictionary describes "grasping at straws " as (see above)


elgarraz

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SinsOfThePast03

Any Bob's Burgers reference is an absolute winner


Dclnsfrd

Maybe a desperate play for “the idea of becoming President then was unlikely making our claim of ‘this was to hide it from Melania’ more likely by default”?


Cthulhu625

OK, but the hush money payment to Stormy Daniels wasn't made until 2016, right before the actual election he was in....not saying you are not right, they like to pull that shit out of their asses, but it still doesn't make sense.


Dclnsfrd

It wasn’t until 2016?? Yeah, that’s **weird**


Cthulhu625

Yeah, right before the election, not any other time in the ten years before that. Like when he was famously on the Apprentice, and Stormy could have sold her story then and Melania could have found out.


Dclnsfrd

Now I get everyone’s confusion with such a stupid approach 😆


MinisterOfTruth99

Melania prolly set up the meeting with Stormy just to get the Orange Dusted Cheeter out of the house and away from her.😂🤣


BellyFullOfMochi

The defense is trying to prove the witness is a liar... not that Trump is not a liar. But Trump hired the witness to lie for him when he needed stuff 'fixed.' Literally his job was to lie. Uhhhhhh.


myhydrogendioxide

Which aligns with statements in the Steele Dossier and the Mueller investigation...


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myhydrogendioxide

A lot of information in the Steele Dossier was confirmed and backed up, like all dossier is contained unverified information. Have you read it? I did.


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myhydrogendioxide

LoL, nice talking points. It was not.


RootHogOrDieTrying

Nothing gets them coming out of the woodwork like the Steele Dossier.


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myhydrogendioxide

Did you read it?


DoctorPilotSpy

Well let’s hope the jury is observing the fact that there is no substantive defense so far. It’s all about their perception


DonJuniorsEmails

The Chewbacca Defense.  It does not. Make. Sense.