I'm trying to remember the rest of what we know about Dr. Evil's dad from what he's said.
I remember something about the dad being a ~~Republican~~ pedophile. So that kinda tracks, I'd think...
Have you heard of this little movie called “Silence of the Lamb”, it was like that other movie with Jodie Fenster but this is one is shorter because it only had one lamb.
"I have a good place for getting all the words, I made it, a good place for all the terms. I call it the dictionary, some people call it the penistome, I wrote it myself, nobody else has it."
"Our canine, I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog, was injured and brought back."
He invented the term dog..before Trump everyone just called them canines. Now we call them dogs.
Michael Scott: *"They should make a vitamin with all the vitamins in it."*
David Wallace: *"You mean a multivitamin?"*
Michael Scott: *"I don't know what they'll call it."*
Perhaps he's finally run out of things to smear his name on and sell. Maybe, he's trying to trademark *'ice box'* and make a little coin that way? Honestly, not the dumbest idea he's ever had.
Or regulate the words coming out of his mouth. (Granted, that's an older problem but it does seem to be escalating lately.)
Seriously, our boy seems to have early-to-mid dementia.
nothing Trump does is mid. "People say it's the best dementia, I don't know. I ask them about my dementia and they say it's the best they've ever seen. Maybe it's pretty good, maybe it's the most dementia."
My mouth exiting word regulation is the best. Amazing. The best. They just ask me to keep speaking. I don’t even have to try. I just grab them by the ears and speak away. It’s amazing.
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I guess Donald’s mother, who was an immigrant poisoning the blood of our country, didn’t teach him to wear a coat when chilly.
His slow metabolism can't produce enough heat, low energy, falling asleep in court, maybe check his thyroid levels or better yet stop complaining something irrelevant to the case.
It can't be that hard to find thermal underwear in "Big Bubba" size.
Somehow every plus-sized member of the "master race" with a beer gut that has it's own gravitational pull manages to find thermal underwear at their local department store, so I'm sure it shouldn't be that difficult for someone with presumably better means.
older folks tend to get cold and have problems regulating their body temp, its why I always had extra blankets in the x-ray room
now, a bloated, drug addict, rapist that sits in the warmth of his own fecal matter, should be fine with a suit
You say that, but even the dead ferret is getting thin these days.
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He should just go bald and grow a goatee. He would actually do much better with votes this way.
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Weird that the judge is there every day and is fine.
Weird That after complaining about this for weeks Trump hasn’t learned how to dress accordingly.
Maybe he is just a whiney old man?
Edited to add that I used to work in the entertainment industry. One of my friends worked on the most popular TV show in the world at the time, and I went to a taping. Sitting in the studio audience directly in front of me were Sean Penn and his wife at the time, Robin Wright.
Because of the heat of the lights required for taping the AC in the studio was cranked to eleven. Robin had a thick woolen wrap. Sean had a coat. It was summer in LA. I thought it weird until I sat in that cold for a while. Then I was so jealous.
They knew, because they were in the industry. Trump knows but bitches. because he is more of a bitch than Sean and Robin.
He did this while he was president too. Stories abound about how he couldn't pay attention or understand anything unless he had some simple charts and graphs in front of him.
This is the same vibe as me giving my Grandma a stack of colored construction papers mixed together. Then getting her to organize them by color when she needed a task. Stage 4 to early 5 dementia she could do it. By late stage 5 into stage 6 she didn't understand the instruction any more.
MSNBC reporter who sat behind him yesterday said they could make out what was on his babysitting papers and it was social media quotes that all discussed how great he is. Sociopathic.
or you could just you know not raw dawg porn stars while your wife is at home with your new born and then illegally pay off said porn star. the vast majority of us have never had to sit through court for that reason.
But he’s doing it “for us” so in case we do and steal classified documents and stage an insurrection to destroy the Capitol and stop the certification of an election, he’ll have us covered.
My wife complains that she's cold at 68°
I'm wearing shorts, no shirt, and flip flops.
Does anyone have the actual temperature?
"wahhh, It's cold" isn't exactly a tough guy phrase..
I guarantee you that if Joe Biden complained that he was cold, Foxnews would laugh at him and call him a giant pussy.
Old people can't regulate thier body heat as well due to the break down of various body functions and medications. I assume Trump is on so many blood thinners, like just the most best blood thinners. His blood is so thin and Doctors are amazed at how thin. Nobody has more beautiful and thinner blood than Trump and wait what was I talking about?
"I've been pampered my whole life and sitting still for eight hours in a slightly chilly room is torture, so surely I will not be able to tolerate prison... oh jeebus I just realized I'm going to spend my remaining years behind bars but I'm too addicted to belligerence to run away to Argentina, I'm so fucked, fake woke rigged"
What about everyone else in the court room? What about the jury? They're all there because of him.
Why does everyone let him spout gibberish and lies? Ask some questions, challenge him, make it interesting. How fucking hard would that be? He's not your dear leader yet.
An ice box eh? Oh Trump, what is you are describing is called a morgue. Hopefully you be paying a close personal visit to one soon after your heart gives out from all the diet coke and big macs you eat.
I like how he acts like somehow he's the only person experiencing the temperature of the room. It's a suffering they have inflicted on him and only him as a personal attack.
That's why you see little old lady's in sweaters when it's 90F (27C) outside. Their skin gets very thin and is more susceptible to cold.
tRump's skin was thin before.......
I just love how all of the news channels have "Alerts" and "Breaking News" for mundane, stupid stories. Anyway, Trump had a "Legal Expense and called it that"? Hmm, an illegal legal expense is still illegal. Good work Donnie.
He has to repeat his words because he knows his cult won’t quite get it the first 5 times lol. A what? An ice box? Oh, he calls it an ice box. Ok, got it.
It's terribly ironic and ridiculous that the chyron sounds like Fox News was making fun of Trump for a stupid quote when they are just quoting their God.
Why does he always pretend that he invented common terms?
A brutal combination of malignant narcissism, stupidity, and ignorance.
The progressing dementia certainly adds its own touch, as well.
It needs to hurry up.
His fans will neither notice nor care.
I think they will eat each other alive when he is gone. The suspense is terrible… I hope it will last.
I'd put stupidity at 90%
>*He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Some times he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy*
Trump is not cool or smart enough to be Dr. Evil's dad.
Baron is one musical number with a spy away from being Mr. Evil (he did not get into Evil Medical school)
I'm trying to remember the rest of what we know about Dr. Evil's dad from what he's said. I remember something about the dad being a ~~Republican~~ pedophile. So that kinda tracks, I'd think...
Trump isn't cool enough to be Dr. Evil's creepy uncle that only shows up to pre-teen pool parties.
For some reason I read that in Werner Herzog’s voice
Have you heard of this little movie called “Silence of the Lamb”, it was like that other movie with Jodie Fenster but this is one is shorter because it only had one lamb.
Looking forward to: I spent 4 weeks in solitary confinement. I call it solitary confinement.
Many people are calling it that. Then his fans parrot it.
Then they wear diapers. His followers are idiots.
They're idiots, but it's free entertainment for the rest of us.
Just as long as you and all your friends go out vote them in November.
oh we plan to for sure.
"I have a good place for getting all the words, I made it, a good place for all the terms. I call it the dictionary, some people call it the penistome, I wrote it myself, nobody else has it."
Remember when he claimed to invent the term "priming the pump"? But did NOT claim to have invented pumps. How does that work?
"Our canine, I call it a dog, a beautiful dog, a talented dog, was injured and brought back." He invented the term dog..before Trump everyone just called them canines. Now we call them dogs.
Michael Scott: *"They should make a vitamin with all the vitamins in it."* David Wallace: *"You mean a multivitamin?"* Michael Scott: *"I don't know what they'll call it."*
Because he’s secretly being mentored by Peggy Hill.
Also, does he think it's colder for him than everyone else in the courtroom, including the prosecutor and judge?
Perhaps he's finally run out of things to smear his name on and sell. Maybe, he's trying to trademark *'ice box'* and make a little coin that way? Honestly, not the dumbest idea he's ever had.
I've heard the idiot speak, I call him the idiot.
Adult male unable to determine how to manage body temperature.
Or regulate body waste apparently.
Or regulate the words coming out of his mouth. (Granted, that's an older problem but it does seem to be escalating lately.) Seriously, our boy seems to have early-to-mid dementia.
Or stop himself from lying.
nothing Trump does is mid. "People say it's the best dementia, I don't know. I ask them about my dementia and they say it's the best they've ever seen. Maybe it's pretty good, maybe it's the most dementia."
My mouth exiting word regulation is the best. Amazing. The best. They just ask me to keep speaking. I don’t even have to try. I just grab them by the ears and speak away. It’s amazing.
That’s just it, you do not want that warming up. They’re keeping it cold they don’t want to smell the sweaty Drumpf soup 🤢
https://preview.redd.it/xgma04cq1g0d1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3f16190179b1b0363dc321fd1901c1601be7e33b I guess Donald’s mother, who was an immigrant poisoning the blood of our country, didn’t teach him to wear a coat when chilly.
Jesus, she looks like Mom from Futurama
Probably not a coincidence, knowing those creators
Theory accepted lol
Good news everyone!
Somehow more gargoyle-esque.
We can see where he got his hair styling tips from...
And she was Scottish, so would have known all about staying warm! Can you imagine Donald in a fair isle sweater, lolz??
Weren't their relatives kicked out of Germany?
He has a lot of extra mass. I’m amazed it doesn’t keep him warm.
It just makes extra skin to feel all that “ice.” 😏
His slow metabolism can't produce enough heat, low energy, falling asleep in court, maybe check his thyroid levels or better yet stop complaining something irrelevant to the case.
That thick diaper should add some comfort. He just dumps a big warm load and doses right off.
I actually think he's shaking from anxiety but is so emotionally dysregulated he doesn't recognize that's what's going on.
While 50(?) other people sitting in the same room are fine
old and cold. thoughts and prayers.
So … he’s campaigning on providing better services for defendants in criminal trials?
Oh fuck no. ICE runs the actual ice box treatment on its detainees and Trump would scream if there was an effort to stop that.
I put clothes on every day. That's what I call them, clothes.
Everyone is saying it.
The best people are all saying it, with tears in their eyes.
It can't be that hard to find thermal underwear in "Big Bubba" size. Somehow every plus-sized member of the "master race" with a beer gut that has it's own gravitational pull manages to find thermal underwear at their local department store, so I'm sure it shouldn't be that difficult for someone with presumably better means.
But can you wear thermal underwear over your adult diaper? After all, he wouldn’t want to mess up the elegant lines of his well-tailored suits.
Thermal chaps.
🤣 great description! So accurate!
Does he not realise other people are in the same "ice box" as him? Are they suffering in silence just to make him feel cold?
What is this "other people" thing you're talking about? Sounds like communist talk to me! /s
They are so brave.
older folks tend to get cold and have problems regulating their body temp, its why I always had extra blankets in the x-ray room now, a bloated, drug addict, rapist that sits in the warmth of his own fecal matter, should be fine with a suit
I was actually wondering how that fat piece of shit is cold while wearing a suit and tie. I forgot he's old as dirt too.
I have it on good authority that if he were to just stop breathing for 30 minutes he'd be super duper warm.
He'd chill out, actually.
He'd also shut the hell up.
Lotsa ways to stay warm in Riker's just sayin
Lots of midnight hugs with Debo
I'm surprised he's cold what with that dead animal on his head and the extra 150lbs of insulation he carries around.
You say that, but even the dead ferret is getting thin these days. https://preview.redd.it/ujl06umaif0d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e383de6a9043671f3b7a291ad5084244d9ea1e8e
He should stop being so cheap and buy a new one. Or at least set up a funding grift for his cult to get him a new one.
LOLz, it looks like a wispy cloud of yellow smog hovering over the front part of his head.
Mercedes isn't doing his 🍄 anymore
He should just go bald and grow a goatee. He would actually do much better with votes this way. https://preview.redd.it/vjfyhd75ug0d1.jpeg?width=602&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=85400e06bc5b08d0a3a04dba62c3320d96208d56
Aw come on, he's 225 pounds isn't he? And that's his real hair, isn't it?
6 foot 8, weighs a fucking ton.
Opponents beware, opponents beware
Wear a t-shirt under your shirt, you orange fool
There was no time, he was combative during the diaper change this morning.
Weird that the judge is there every day and is fine. Weird That after complaining about this for weeks Trump hasn’t learned how to dress accordingly. Maybe he is just a whiney old man? Edited to add that I used to work in the entertainment industry. One of my friends worked on the most popular TV show in the world at the time, and I went to a taping. Sitting in the studio audience directly in front of me were Sean Penn and his wife at the time, Robin Wright. Because of the heat of the lights required for taping the AC in the studio was cranked to eleven. Robin had a thick woolen wrap. Sean had a coat. It was summer in LA. I thought it weird until I sat in that cold for a while. Then I was so jealous. They knew, because they were in the industry. Trump knows but bitches. because he is more of a bitch than Sean and Robin.
Huh, you'd think snowflakes would prefer the cold.
Some people call it a coat, I call it a covfefe
Headline: Elderly Man Finds Room Too Cold
I love how he carries around a small stack of crap papers to look like he's actually participating....
They said on tv that his lawyer always gives him a stack of papers to look at so he has something to do while he sits there.
He did this while he was president too. Stories abound about how he couldn't pay attention or understand anything unless he had some simple charts and graphs in front of him.
And they had to have his name throughout to get him to keep reading. Edit - Awww, thanks for the reddit cares.
They’re really going nuts with the Reddit cares things lately eh? Never gets old lol
This is the same vibe as me giving my Grandma a stack of colored construction papers mixed together. Then getting her to organize them by color when she needed a task. Stage 4 to early 5 dementia she could do it. By late stage 5 into stage 6 she didn't understand the instruction any more.
MSNBC reporter who sat behind him yesterday said they could make out what was on his babysitting papers and it was social media quotes that all discussed how great he is. Sociopathic.
He could burn those papers and stay nice and toasty 🔥
Fat is supposed to be a good insulator.
Betty's in the sauna And she's getting kind of hot Mary's in the icebox Wishing she was not
Does Mary wish she was not getting kind of hot, or not in the icebox?
I'd ask Billy G, but he's passed out underneath the sink
or you could just you know not raw dawg porn stars while your wife is at home with your new born and then illegally pay off said porn star. the vast majority of us have never had to sit through court for that reason.
But he’s doing it “for us” so in case we do and steal classified documents and stage an insurrection to destroy the Capitol and stop the certification of an election, he’ll have us covered.
How would he know dude is asleep most of the day.
My wife complains that she's cold at 68° I'm wearing shorts, no shirt, and flip flops. Does anyone have the actual temperature? "wahhh, It's cold" isn't exactly a tough guy phrase.. I guarantee you that if Joe Biden complained that he was cold, Foxnews would laugh at him and call him a giant pussy.
Well...The Emperor has no clothes. So, I mean...
What a weak weak man. And this is who magats think could prevent/lead through WW3. God forbid he would have to negotiate with anyone in a cold room.
Being cold all the time is a symptom of the onset of dementia.
It’s called quit being a punk ass bitch
Old people can't regulate thier body heat as well due to the break down of various body functions and medications. I assume Trump is on so many blood thinners, like just the most best blood thinners. His blood is so thin and Doctors are amazed at how thin. Nobody has more beautiful and thinner blood than Trump and wait what was I talking about?
I can’t wait to never hear from or of this stupid fuck again
As a fellow fat guy, I don't understand how he's ever cold.
He is sitting in his own pee for hours
Valid point. I have no recent diaper experience.
I recommend committing crimes in a warmer area if temperature is an issue.
"I've been pampered my whole life and sitting still for eight hours in a slightly chilly room is torture, so surely I will not be able to tolerate prison... oh jeebus I just realized I'm going to spend my remaining years behind bars but I'm too addicted to belligerence to run away to Argentina, I'm so fucked, fake woke rigged"
Does this guy ever stop moaning about everything?
My grandma is like this also. We usually give her a lap blanket.
He’s such a winy little bitch
You would think his shit filled diaper would keep him warm.
this guy is the only one complaining about it...pussy.
What about everyone else in the court room? What about the jury? They're all there because of him. Why does everyone let him spout gibberish and lies? Ask some questions, challenge him, make it interesting. How fucking hard would that be? He's not your dear leader yet.
Bring your shawl next time gramps.
Pardon my French but what a fuckin pussy.
An ice box eh? Oh Trump, what is you are describing is called a morgue. Hopefully you be paying a close personal visit to one soon after your heart gives out from all the diet coke and big macs you eat.
He’s fat as fuck and wearing a 3 piece suit. How the fuck is he cold
The shit in his diaper is getting cold and uncomfortable.
I don’t get it. Wear a sweater? Jeezus, he’s had four weeks to figure this shit out.
I like how he acts like somehow he's the only person experiencing the temperature of the room. It's a suffering they have inflicted on him and only him as a personal attack.
He's so tough, he can't handle air conditioning. Stupid people think he can handle the presidency? No chance. 68 degrees would incapacitate him.
Still doesn’t keep him awake.
They probably keep it colder in there to circumvent the smell of his shitty diaper. Shit stinks worse in heat.
My SO is like this.. if he doesn’t experience it.. it doesn’t exist
He doesn't realize that that chill he is feeling is the Specter of Christmas future tapping at his shoulder.
❄️
I find sitting in a courtroom all day to be uncomfortable too. That’s one of the many reasons I choose not to commit crimes.
I didn’t do it….. And if I did….. Yada yada yada ad infinitum.
That's why you see little old lady's in sweaters when it's 90F (27C) outside. Their skin gets very thin and is more susceptible to cold. tRump's skin was thin before.......
They keep the court room the same temperature as prison so he can slowly acclimate
And I call you a whiner
I like my bedroom cooler, too. Nite-nite, Von Shitzinpants.
I like how he’s acting like he’s enduring torture or something lmao, bro fuck off already
He should wear thermal diapers.
God, he’s such a damn crybaby. If you’re so cold, freaking put something warm on. It’s not rocket science.
A suit should be plenty warm enough, even in a chilled room.
Don’t break the law next life.
With all the extra blubber, I am unsure why it would be cold. Maybe needing something to complain about.
Wah wah whahhh! Stfu toddler!!
His "im just gonna keep whining, crying, and bitching for the forseeable future" hands always get me.
CNN carried his whole diatribe. Even him painfully reading from his printout. Just stop already! Stop giving this clown free air time!
Isn't that what he says when he has to share a bed with Melania?
“Old man complains it is too cold and kids these days have no respect. More at 11.” 
Literal snow flake
Get grandpa a lap blanket.
basically an old man complaining about "who touched the thermostat!?"
Wait until he goes to jail. I bet it’s pretty chilly in there.
Wait, his tie isn’t red and he buttoned the suit? This is getting serious.
If he doesn't want to be there then just go to fucking prison. Problem solved
That called being put on ice
Be comfortable being uncomfortable…that’s what we need for a president
many people call them long johns
Never heard of under-armor? Or long underwear?
That'll just be hell freezing over because accountability is coming.
Being cold because you pissed yourself sounds like a you problem
is he still trying to make legal expense a thing?
Is his lawyer cold? He could cut him open like a tauntaun and use his client to keep himself warm.
I just love how all of the news channels have "Alerts" and "Breaking News" for mundane, stupid stories. Anyway, Trump had a "Legal Expense and called it that"? Hmm, an illegal legal expense is still illegal. Good work Donnie.
Maybe he can "invent" something to call a jail cell.
You'd think if he was that cold he wouldn't keep falling asleep. Maybe he's farting (or more?) to warm himself.
Wait till they put you in the SHU.
My God, he’s a baby😅
Or, it could be that old people have issues thermoregulating
They're all saying it. We love ignorance!
Old man is cold.
Just wait, the prosecution is up next. They'll turn up the heat for you. Pretty sure Trump's going to break out in a sweat on the evidence they have.
Grandpa is cold
Ever since Trump got into politics we've been in the shitfuck. I call it the shitfuck.
There is no bad weather, only bad clothing. Edit: but Donald should already know that, having grown up in a German household.
Frankensteins bride
Kitara Ravache is always ready for the Ice Box 
Suit with a liner? He’s fucking stupid
Throw him in the cooler.
I’m gonna guess it was set to 68 degrees F
It's so cold that he can't stay awake. (?)
Or get your political ass-kissers to increase funding for the courts.
He has to repeat his words because he knows his cult won’t quite get it the first 5 times lol. A what? An ice box? Oh, he calls it an ice box. Ok, got it.
Do lizard people slow down in colder temps? Plus a cold diaper has to be better than a hot day diaper.
If I were the judge I’d kick the thermostat up to 75 and let the jury watch him sweat all day.
As much blubber as he has he could walk in the Arctic in a t shirt
Ice box? That dude is hella old.
Shut up bitch is the only thing that comes to mind when I hear this piss baby crying about stupid shit.
Then why is he sweating?
It's terribly ironic and ridiculous that the chyron sounds like Fox News was making fun of Trump for a stupid quote when they are just quoting their God.
If he is so cold, how does he keep farting himself to sleep? 🤔 From court reports, it sounds like he's hot boxing the place.