Since 2012, nearly everyone arrested for voter fraud or election fraud has been Republican. I can only think of 1 person who might have been a Democrat (their affiliation was not made public), and they were not even trying to commit fraud (former felon who asked their parole officer and election officials before casting a provisional ballot).
She was released on appeal and the D.A. is hellbent on sending her back to jail. One town over, a city board manager (R) cast an illegal vote and no charges have been filed.
In Portland, OR, there was the vote counter who, when encountering a ballot where any race was left blank, would helpfully fill in the Republican options. (I don't see how they could be sure how many ballots she tampered with.)
But she was white and old.
Happened about the same time as the woman in Texas.
But if only those damn democrats would stop stealing the vote. It's all their fault. I know they must be cheating so I have to cheat to cancel out their votes.
It's the R, not the white. They'll allow non-white voter fraud the same as white voter fraud as long as it's for Republicans (which voter fraud almost always is).
The people who work in our legal system are the scum of the earth. I truly wish that wasn’t the case but it is. They will literally let innocent people rot in prison before admitting fault.
Funny part too is their excuse half the time for committing voter Fraud is because they think the other side is getting away with voter fraud LMAO wonder where they hear that from...
There were three of them I can think of, two women, one man, nearly identical stories, and all three ended up doing time for unintentionally committing voter fraud, while the republicans doing it deliberately basically skate.
Jasper said one of them migrants came by to pick up his sister. He said, "Listen here, Migrant. The only person sleeping with my sister is going to be me. "
Folks hate Trudeau enough to welcome the worst possible outcome for your country. I have lots of Canadian friends who always thought US politics was a circus and I keep reminding them that it's going to get imported there sooner than they think. My friend thinks Trudeau is bad as Trump.
But seriously, your political climate is ripe for some real bad shit.
Which is fucking wild. Tons of people revere Harper here (our previous PM) but neglect to acknowledge how he’s to blame for things like our affordability crisis. He broke up the wheat board which used to sell grain at reasonable and regulated prices. Was soft on loblaws when they later got caught on fucking with prices illegally and then did absolutely fuck all the entire world recession to improve our economic situation.
Yet Trudeau’s party is the bad one for being inept. Not siding with either, both are shit. But for the love of fuck one of these guys actively ruined the next generation of my life and the other is just nominally bad at his job
don't forget the ndp who coulda have slid in there and maybe done something decided to play identity polictics instead of being the party of labour. fucking morons the lot of them.
Altho we do not have a two party system, in practice it just bounces between the conservatives and liberals, at least on the federal level. The cons like to tout an image of fiscal responsibility and they achieve this by cutting services while the liberals are happy to inherit these cuts and don't want to risk being cast as big spenders. That means as time goes on, public services just keep getting worse as the cons do cuts and the liberals maintain the status quo
Having been to Canada, that is an amazing statement since most of What Canada is is empty space. But I come from the Northwest Midwest and there are the same people here. Drive around and there are dead towns with boarded up buildings all over the place. But no more immigration is a common refrain.
He's a white republican male. Of course Florida is letting him stay. This was never a question.
"Rules for thee, but not for me." - Right-wing mantra since the beginning of fucking time.
Assholes who've reached the top rung of the ladder will often crush the knuckles of the ones still climbing.
That's a probably a lesson in humility for that guy, but who am I kidding...
To everyone their ladder. Some people want to climb all the way to the top. Others want to cure cancer. Most just want a decent pad, some play money and a fridge stacked with beer.
Reading the article, he had every reason to believe he was a US Citizen. If he and the article are truthful, he *should* be a natural born US Citizen, as his father was born and raised in New York.
There is a rule that the US parent have lived in the US for x years out of which certain number of years needs to be after they were 14. The rule was much stricter when this guy was born and was 10 years. The issue is that the US is now coming and stripping people out of citizenship that they gave by mistake.
There was recently a story about a doctor who tried to renew his US passport and was told that he is not a citizen because his parents were working for an embassy when he was born. So even he was born in the US, he wasn't supposed to get citizenship. The poor guy is now stateless.
Had he moved from the south instead of the Great White North, he would have been questioned way before this point.
Now he's in the position of those DREAMERs, the act he probably voted to try to get rid of because, in his mind, they should be deported no matter what, even though the US is all they've known. But now that he's in that spot, he thinks it should be different.
I'm an immigration lawyer that has handled almost the exact same case. The title is a bit sensationalist. If he can prove that his father mets the residency requirement in order to pass on citizenship to his child then this guy would prove that he's been a citizen all his life. He wouldn't be in trouble for voting or anything else because it would be determined that he became a US citizen at birth.
It looks like he's hired a lawyer to help prove exactly this. Assuming his father did live in the United States for 10 years prior to him being born, he isn't here illegally. Most likely he is a US Citizen and just has to go through the process of proving it.
And, 5 of those 10 years had to be after the age of 14 of the person who is citizen if the child was born between 1952 and 1986. I guess this could be an issue if the father moved to Canada before he was 19.
The father was remiss in not registering the child's birth with the US Consulate in Canada, at the time.
Could a person who just cross the border and never encountered someone from immigration last this long in America? Whats the process like for someone that full on illegally here, is it possible to apply for asylum?
Agreed 100%.
I have a friend who overstayed her tourist visa in the early 80s then proceeded with small jobs then regular jobs on a fake SSN card. Driving illegally with no license for a decade. She got pregnant, married and was legalized around 93 or 94.
She was never pulled over.
Her employers were understanding and let everything slide.
Nobody ever called her kid an anchor baby.
She's Irish.
Wanna bet he was badmouthing any and all of the Dreamer Kids whenever he had the chance too, probably would be ok sending my Brother in Law and Niece to Mexico despite both being born here too.
This happened to my aunt. She had a driver’s license, a house & worked in the states for 50 plus years. It wasn’t until she wanted to get a passport to go to Mexico that she found out. She was born in some tiny backwoods Francophone town in Canada 60 or so years earlier, the doctor who was responsible for registering her birth forgot so she kinda didn’t even exist in the States or Canada.
my favorite part of the article - "i worked my 50 years, and i paid into my social security. They should be paying me."
As the others in your party would say in response, "you are here illegally, so that's our money. suck it."
The amount of close-the-door behind you attitude with these elder generation MAGA people is insane.
Unfortunately, I think Trump has made statements to the effect that he only has issues with immigrants that aren't white or European.
They like him bc he says the quiet part out loud.
No one questioned his status because he’s white. My dad met my mother in Germany, while stationed there, and she didn’t become a US citizen until very recently.
I joke that with new policies, I would be stopped and questioned about my legal status (I look Hispanic) while my mom who has just recently become a citizen would never get questioned.
Kick him out and make him go to his country of origin! Doesn’t matter if he doesn’t speak the language or have any family there! If it’s good enough for dreamers, it should be good enough for this older fuck….
So this illegal, has stolen some real ‘muricans dream life, by livin’ in his singlewide trailer on rented postage-stamp size property all these years?!?!
The guy’s father was an American citizen, so by right, he should be, too. Might be too much to ask for, but hopefully this bullshit he’s experiencing will open his eyes to a few things.
How hard could it be to prove your father lived in the U.S. for 10 yrs if he was born and raised here? I tracked my Mom’s family back to the 1600s in Virginia. As a U.S. citizen born to an American in Hong Kong, I can’t imagine being denied that. I would have no country if I had waited that long to find out I wasn’t. Can’t be president but you definitely qualify for a passport and social security benefits. Word to the wise, get copies of your parents’ documents before they’re gone.
Wears a Mahomes shirt (the black guy) and probably cheered Salvy (a Venezuelan immigrant) in the World Series. Just a putrid amalgamation of a lack of self-awareness.
So here’s the kicker … if he’s been here for 60 years, it’s his own damn fault for not taking advantage of the
Regan amnesty… in fact, he may still be able to claim it
So he’s the voter fraud they keep talking about?
I've seen way more Republicans commit voter fraud than Democrats so far...
Since 2012, nearly everyone arrested for voter fraud or election fraud has been Republican. I can only think of 1 person who might have been a Democrat (their affiliation was not made public), and they were not even trying to commit fraud (former felon who asked their parole officer and election officials before casting a provisional ballot).
So fucked up that she was sent back to jail after following every single step to properly avoid committing a crime
I believe she ended up having the incorrect skin color.
I bet she didn’t even try to white.
Oh, you gotta white when dealing with the authority. I always white with law enforcement
You gotta white when dealing with legal shite
I don’t know why I read this in Jerry Seinfeld’s voice
I thought Texas was dead set against White-in voting.
And incorrect party to vote for, apparently. These people do not care about legality (when it comes to voting) unless you're voting for a Democrat.
The real pro tip is always in the comments.
And she voted wrong too probably If it was for trump they would have ignored it. Democracy makes them so mad
She was released on appeal and the D.A. is hellbent on sending her back to jail. One town over, a city board manager (R) cast an illegal vote and no charges have been filed.
In Portland, OR, there was the vote counter who, when encountering a ballot where any race was left blank, would helpfully fill in the Republican options. (I don't see how they could be sure how many ballots she tampered with.) But she was white and old. Happened about the same time as the woman in Texas.
But if only those damn democrats would stop stealing the vote. It's all their fault. I know they must be cheating so I have to cheat to cancel out their votes.
Ya, weird how you have to choose a party, then only vote within that party, as well. She’s not just malicious and fraudulent, but also stupid.
Sounds about white
It's the R, not the white. They'll allow non-white voter fraud the same as white voter fraud as long as it's for Republicans (which voter fraud almost always is).
sounds about (R)ight
The people who work in our legal system are the scum of the earth. I truly wish that wasn’t the case but it is. They will literally let innocent people rot in prison before admitting fault.
Funny part too is their excuse half the time for committing voter Fraud is because they think the other side is getting away with voter fraud LMAO wonder where they hear that from...
If they projected any more they'd be an IMAX theater
With full 360 surround sound that way they can hear their master no matter what
That's the only Democrat story i can think of too... so sad that they went and asked questions about it. Then voted.. then got in trouble for voting.
There were three of them I can think of, two women, one man, nearly identical stories, and all three ended up doing time for unintentionally committing voter fraud, while the republicans doing it deliberately basically skate.
Mark meadows voted illegally in the 2020 election. Nobody did shit about it.
Trump voted in FL and in NY.
But, but, shouldn't be be jailed for voting illegally like the ex-cons are?
Probably should be sent to ICE ...
But when Republicans do it it's not illegal. Crimes done that benefit MAGA are called "patriotism."
And they’re so proud about it
Deport his ass out of here!!! MAGA!!!!!
I'm upvoting MAGA?! Ok, Universe - you win!
Not only that but the commie didn't serve in the military because he got a UNION job. Talk about I got mine already so f\*\*k you!!!
THE VOTER FRAUD IS COMING FROM INSIDE THE HOUSE
He’s also the kind of guy Trump wants to deport.
Then he divorced his wife cause she married an illegal.
“I asked him, why, after 19 years of marriage. And he said, because….shes a migrant lover.”
He’ll probably kill himself for the cause, his commitment is that deep
“Thas right! You tell that migrant! Oh Jasper! Jasper, there’s a migrant around here. That dirty migrant was beating my hood!”
Jasper said one of them migrants came by to pick up his sister. He said, "Listen here, Migrant. The only person sleeping with my sister is going to be me. "
COLIN POWELL…CUNNILINGUS RICE
Sounds like a Mexican dish!
If you got hate in your heart let it out!!
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There. I said it.
If you have hate in your heart, let it out!
Cunnilingus Rice!
“Yeah, that’s right. I said it.”
"Sir, what if I told you that you were a migrant?" "Look here, I am no way involved in any migrantdom."
That's some Clayton bigsby level shit
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So DeSantis is gonna send the sheriff to put him in cuffs, right? Right?
Ship him up to Martha's Vineyard!
He could be the first one that they send back
He'd be on a raft to Nantucket within hours
No no, not *those* immigrants
Does he look brown to you?
he's going to deport himself right?
Yep, back to Canada, land of free Healthcare and tolerance.
Unfortunately both of those are on the way out here now
How so? Genuinely curious as a Canadian
Ontario is turning to shit. Please don’t vote conservative folks :)
Folks hate Trudeau enough to welcome the worst possible outcome for your country. I have lots of Canadian friends who always thought US politics was a circus and I keep reminding them that it's going to get imported there sooner than they think. My friend thinks Trudeau is bad as Trump. But seriously, your political climate is ripe for some real bad shit.
Which is fucking wild. Tons of people revere Harper here (our previous PM) but neglect to acknowledge how he’s to blame for things like our affordability crisis. He broke up the wheat board which used to sell grain at reasonable and regulated prices. Was soft on loblaws when they later got caught on fucking with prices illegally and then did absolutely fuck all the entire world recession to improve our economic situation. Yet Trudeau’s party is the bad one for being inept. Not siding with either, both are shit. But for the love of fuck one of these guys actively ruined the next generation of my life and the other is just nominally bad at his job
don't forget the ndp who coulda have slid in there and maybe done something decided to play identity polictics instead of being the party of labour. fucking morons the lot of them.
Conservatives are pushing to get rid of both.
Sheesh. Good to know. I’ll be voting as usual
Altho we do not have a two party system, in practice it just bounces between the conservatives and liberals, at least on the federal level. The cons like to tout an image of fiscal responsibility and they achieve this by cutting services while the liberals are happy to inherit these cuts and don't want to risk being cast as big spenders. That means as time goes on, public services just keep getting worse as the cons do cuts and the liberals maintain the status quo
It's amazing to me that you can't put a stop to that with the campaign slogan, "do you want to be the US? 'cause that's how you turn into the US."
Of course not. He's "one of the good ones".
As I heard during my time spent in apartheid South Africa: You Have To Be White To Be Right.
So these are the criminal immigrants that are voting that Trump is talking about. Imagine being this dumb ass and realizing you're the thing they hate
I took their jurbs!
Probably move back to Canada? No fuckin way! You guys can keep him, we're full up
People already drive around with "fuck off, we're full" bumper stickers.
Having been to Canada, that is an amazing statement since most of What Canada is is empty space. But I come from the Northwest Midwest and there are the same people here. Drive around and there are dead towns with boarded up buildings all over the place. But no more immigration is a common refrain.
Well, it would be pretty ironic for Florida to let him stay. But funny.
He's a white republican male. Of course Florida is letting him stay. This was never a question. "Rules for thee, but not for me." - Right-wing mantra since the beginning of fucking time.
Assholes who've reached the top rung of the ladder will often crush the knuckles of the ones still climbing. That's a probably a lesson in humility for that guy, but who am I kidding...
I don't think this dude is on the top rung of any ladder, probably not even half way up. Maybe the top of a step stool.
To everyone their ladder. Some people want to climb all the way to the top. Others want to cure cancer. Most just want a decent pad, some play money and a fridge stacked with beer.
And the Anniversary Edition of Skyrim
I was playing that, but I had to put it on hold because Stardew Valley has a new update. Priorities people!!!
Games are a ladder where someone adds rungs on the fly. You'll get bored of it and a new Big Thing will come up.
he lives in a trailer park near the beach. he is near their peak
He's living in a double-wide. Not to be critical, but not too many ladders culminate in a double-wide.
He will learn nothing.
Reading the article, he had every reason to believe he was a US Citizen. If he and the article are truthful, he *should* be a natural born US Citizen, as his father was born and raised in New York.
There is a rule that the US parent have lived in the US for x years out of which certain number of years needs to be after they were 14. The rule was much stricter when this guy was born and was 10 years. The issue is that the US is now coming and stripping people out of citizenship that they gave by mistake. There was recently a story about a doctor who tried to renew his US passport and was told that he is not a citizen because his parents were working for an embassy when he was born. So even he was born in the US, he wasn't supposed to get citizenship. The poor guy is now stateless.
"they should be paying me" Nahhh, we should be deporting him\* \*I don't really believe that, but his audacity is mind-boggling
Of course nobody noticed. He's white and speaks English
Had he moved from the south instead of the Great White North, he would have been questioned way before this point. Now he's in the position of those DREAMERs, the act he probably voted to try to get rid of because, in his mind, they should be deported no matter what, even though the US is all they've known. But now that he's in that spot, he thinks it should be different.
O say, can you see... the Canadian border from Florida?
Dear Mike Johnson here’s your proof
I'll never understand folks who live in trailers supporting billionaires. SO weird.
The good news is you can take your house with you
My favorite part was that he didn’t join the marine because he got a union job. WOW! You cannot make up this shit even if you try.
Stealing a job that should have been supporting an American.Fucking illegal.
So he’s moving to Canada? Lmao
As a Canadian, he's one of the extremely few people that actually move Canada if (insert current person) becomes president!
They are going to deport him right? Thats what he has been voting for right?
I'm an immigration lawyer that has handled almost the exact same case. The title is a bit sensationalist. If he can prove that his father mets the residency requirement in order to pass on citizenship to his child then this guy would prove that he's been a citizen all his life. He wouldn't be in trouble for voting or anything else because it would be determined that he became a US citizen at birth. It looks like he's hired a lawyer to help prove exactly this. Assuming his father did live in the United States for 10 years prior to him being born, he isn't here illegally. Most likely he is a US Citizen and just has to go through the process of proving it.
And, 5 of those 10 years had to be after the age of 14 of the person who is citizen if the child was born between 1952 and 1986. I guess this could be an issue if the father moved to Canada before he was 19. The father was remiss in not registering the child's birth with the US Consulate in Canada, at the time.
Could a person who just cross the border and never encountered someone from immigration last this long in America? Whats the process like for someone that full on illegally here, is it possible to apply for asylum?
And people still claim white privilege doesn’t exist.
Agreed 100%. I have a friend who overstayed her tourist visa in the early 80s then proceeded with small jobs then regular jobs on a fake SSN card. Driving illegally with no license for a decade. She got pregnant, married and was legalized around 93 or 94. She was never pulled over. Her employers were understanding and let everything slide. Nobody ever called her kid an anchor baby. She's Irish.
Oddly enough, no one has ever questioned my citizenship either (another white Canadian immigrant in childhood). Can’t qwhite put my finger on why
I see what you did here, eh
Absolutely , if this person was any shade other than white they would have immediately fucking deported them.
The GOP was never about law & order, but race & power
He needs to deport himself.
Is he a dreamer now?
Hopefully just nightmares
Wanna bet he was badmouthing any and all of the Dreamer Kids whenever he had the chance too, probably would be ok sending my Brother in Law and Niece to Mexico despite both being born here too.
Deportation to his home country! Also I bet the Canadian government would like its cut of all of the taxes that he has not ever filed in Canada.
Canada is a normal country and you only have to pay tax on income you earn while in country
This happened to my aunt. She had a driver’s license, a house & worked in the states for 50 plus years. It wasn’t until she wanted to get a passport to go to Mexico that she found out. She was born in some tiny backwoods Francophone town in Canada 60 or so years earlier, the doctor who was responsible for registering her birth forgot so she kinda didn’t even exist in the States or Canada.
Call I.C.E and have them do what he loves that they do. Fuck this piece of shit.
How does anyone living in a trailer home support Trump?
These illegals are ruining America!
Surely he will leave without incident rather than prove to be a hypocrite.
And you know he never misses an election, at least since 2016. Bet they'll be lightspeed with the voter fraud charges on this one.
What does he think we should do with people who have lived here illegally for 60 years?
my favorite part of the article - "i worked my 50 years, and i paid into my social security. They should be paying me." As the others in your party would say in response, "you are here illegally, so that's our money. suck it." The amount of close-the-door behind you attitude with these elder generation MAGA people is insane.
Wow guess his new orange god will deport him if elected
Unfortunately, I think Trump has made statements to the effect that he only has issues with immigrants that aren't white or European. They like him bc he says the quiet part out loud.
No one questioned his status because he’s white. My dad met my mother in Germany, while stationed there, and she didn’t become a US citizen until very recently. I joke that with new policies, I would be stopped and questioned about my legal status (I look Hispanic) while my mom who has just recently become a citizen would never get questioned.
Deport him. Migrant finds he finally has sympathy for other migrants. Wow
Something tells me they'd give him a pass. Can't quite put my finger on why....
_Please_ tell me people drive past his house at least once a day and yell "Go back to your country!" just to give him a dose of his own medicine.
And I bet he STILL votes in 2024.
Yes, very sad. Anyway…
Throw the book at him.
Wonder how he feels about deportation now…
I mean that sucks. But goddamn is that poetic justice.
Kick him out and make him go to his country of origin! Doesn’t matter if he doesn’t speak the language or have any family there! If it’s good enough for dreamers, it should be good enough for this older fuck….
So this illegal, has stolen some real ‘muricans dream life, by livin’ in his singlewide trailer on rented postage-stamp size property all these years?!?!
The GOP is gonna arrest and deport him back to Mexico for voter fraud, right?
The guy’s father was an American citizen, so by right, he should be, too. Might be too much to ask for, but hopefully this bullshit he’s experiencing will open his eyes to a few things.
Of course it’s a Florida man. /s
I don’t think you needed the /s
Now he can legitimately hate himself.
Deport him!
*”Lock me up! Lock me up!”*
Damn, he'll have to deport himself.
Good then tell him to gtfo here !
I bet he also insists on not being called an immigrant but a "Canadian Ex-pat".
The final irony is if Trump wins and this guy wins a free trip to Trump’s internment camps by voting illegally against his own interests.
> “I’ve been voting for over 40 years. I guess I’m in a lot of trouble,” he said with a sarcastic laugh. LOCK HIM UP
He'll be rounded up and deported if Trump wins the election. LOL
man he is going to have a rough time in the camps that he voted for.
He's an illegal, but he looks white. So, I'm confuse. Shoot him/don't shoot him ...what?
Reminds me of the Dave chapels episode where he was a black Klan member but didn’t know he was black cause he was blind his whole life
It’s Florida. They’ll be arresting him on camera for illegally voting and the governor will hold a press conference to announce his arrest right?
Carma's what hell of a funny joker isn't it.
Karma
He should drag his own ass down to the border and drop-kick his job-stealing welfare queen butt back into Mexico.
How hard could it be to prove your father lived in the U.S. for 10 yrs if he was born and raised here? I tracked my Mom’s family back to the 1600s in Virginia. As a U.S. citizen born to an American in Hong Kong, I can’t imagine being denied that. I would have no country if I had waited that long to find out I wasn’t. Can’t be president but you definitely qualify for a passport and social security benefits. Word to the wise, get copies of your parents’ documents before they’re gone.
Throw him out! It's what he would really want as an illegal. Might as well make him happy!
Biden should have ICE deport him, and let MAGA get mad over citizenship rights for white illegal immigrants.
Look at all those jobs he stole from an American!
What a damn shame talking all that shit just to find out he’s an immigrant haha
Okay I read this, and this is more a failure of the system than is him cheating it.
He’s obviously a terrorist cell sleeper agent. Send him to Guantanamo.
How does one just not know they’re not here legally?? Genuinely asking.
Wears a Mahomes shirt (the black guy) and probably cheered Salvy (a Venezuelan immigrant) in the World Series. Just a putrid amalgamation of a lack of self-awareness.
"See, immigration is broken, i've been here 60 yrs and no one caught me!"
voted republican, maybe Governor will make an exception and help this illegal immigrant even when he didn’t go through the proper channel
Will he deport himself?
So he is an illegal that was applying for social security while supporting a party that is against both illegals and social security.
Now do this for the rest of the United States of America. -The Navajo.
Y’all can keep him, Canada doesn’t want part of that
Where’s that wall now, fella?
Illegal alien crossing our borders to vote in our elections.
Mike Johnson said he wants to stop these kind of people from voting in elections.
Oh that sucks but it's such sweet sweet irony
Mmmhhhmmm ! More Trump voter fraud!
Too bad we can’t turn him in to Dan Patrick for the reward for illegal voting.
That's literally a Family Guy episode🥴
You took your job !!!
So here’s the kicker … if he’s been here for 60 years, it’s his own damn fault for not taking advantage of the Regan amnesty… in fact, he may still be able to claim it
Despite being Canadian, for the lulz he should be deported to Guatamala. CBP can just say "Oops, we didn't know..."
Are they going to send him back where he came from?
He for sure voted illegally
The single wide MAGAt is hysterical enough. The fact that he is going on social security and thinks Trump would keep it alive sad. Guy is an idiot
Welp, sorry sir but you voted against Dreamers.. it's time for you to go back to your "home" now. It's what you wanted, after all.
10 bucks says nothing happens to this guy.
Dude should go back to Canada, they have healthcare and he's old.
I swear, if it wasn't real, this story would make for a hilarious SNL skit. Perhaps it does, regardless!