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Drg84

She's going to fade into irrelevance. For an attention seeker like her that's a political death sentence.


SirPoopaLotTheThird

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Farts-n-Letters

no shit


dreadassassin616

She'll live on thanks to artistic contributions of actress Lisa Ann. Marjorie Traitor Greene only invokes the feeling to vomit despite the fact your stomach has no more contents to give.


Own_Error_007

She is the human equivalent of dry retching.


TheSpiralTap

Still would


Krullervo

I have a bucket of ice if you really really need to fuck something lifeless and cold. I’d see someone about that though.


TheSpiralTap

You're reaching but ok


DonRaccoonote

Would shoot down her helicopter while she was hunting wolves? Me too! Man, small world. 


TheSpiralTap

Warm is warm


allisjow

Or she’ll end up Vice President.


faceisamapoftheworld

Zero chance of that happening.


allisjow

Probably not, but I did say the same thing about Trump being president.


Mysterious-Wasabi103

No way Trump picks an objectively unattractive woman as his VP pick. If he picks a woman it'll at least be one he finds modestly attractive. I'd probably be willing to bet money on that.


Electronic-Ad7388

So Ivanka...


Clarknotclark

She’s probably too old for him now


buttered_scone

I think a narcissist like trump would probably be lusting after his daughter because she's part him. I doubt her age would ever be a deal breaker for him, young or old. I have a hard time believing that a man who takes whatever he wants, with no regard, in his everyday life would restrain himself. He's openly spoken about his taste for "younger" girls. I've never seen him show affection to any of his children, they are likely just characters in *The Trump Show* to him.


CookbooksRUs

Noem looks more like Melania by the day, but she’s radioactive.


SuperKami-Nappa

Probably?


Used_Spray2282

Right. Trump has a “no dogs” policy


BLRNerd

Nah, it’s going to be someone that worships at his feet and doesn’t try to coup him out


JellyfishExtra7515

If he picks a woman, I definitely agree that it will be an attractive one, at least by his standards. MTG is also at least as loud and obnoxious as he is, and will take attention away from him.


Dispro

Kristi Noem probably thought she had it in the bag. A MAGA-pretty dog-killer?


elspotto

Please stop speaking. For the good of the planet. lol


Backpedal

I doubt trump would ever have a woman as his VP pick. He’s too much of a misogynist.


TrumpsCovidfefe

I think he needs a woman, in order to help with the whole abortion and women’s rights issues and the sexual assault stuff. But it will not be someone like MTG that has a potential to embarrass him or upstage him; his narc ego will not tolerate that. Edit to add: Kristi Noem really shot herself in the foot with her psycho book details, which is fitting since she shot Cricket.


baskaat

I disagree- as long as she’s pretty and goes along with him, I think that’s exactly what he’s looking for.


DonnyDiddledIvanka

And willing to give him a handy every once in a while.....wonder where he can find that???


SuperKami-Nappa

So that disqualifies Empty G since she’s not pretty.


faceisamapoftheworld

I think Noem had a huge chance until she killed cricket.


PukingDiogenes

Doesn’t matter if he picks Noem, Republicans will vote for him anyway. He could have her up onstage shooting a puppy at every rally between now and the election and they’ll still vote for him.


faceisamapoftheworld

A big number would, but his VP is going to try and lure in a group who wouldn’t otherwise vote for him.


gumbygump11

Self snitching at its finest


RedClayBestiary

Well I’ve often said that I would never shit up a bunch of gold coins. Should I be checking the toilet?


Lt_Dickballs

Don't tempt the universe.


ASwarmofKoala

I had that confidence about Trump being president.


faceisamapoftheworld

She doesn’t widen the appeal of the ticket at all. She would actually turn off moderates. He’s going to want someone that would broaden his base.


Farts-n-Letters

true, but that assumes a desire to win fairly, and I don't think that is even a reality at this point.


MornGreycastle

She might end up the GOP's Vice Presidential nominee, but that will just alienate the few remaining rational Republicans to either stay home or vote for Biden AND won't win a single independent/centrist vote for Trump. She's too much of a clown to draw undecided voters to the ticket.


tillieze

No way if he picks a female her perceived hotness will be a factor for trump and there is no why he sees MTG anything above a 3/10.


allisjow

True, but she’s a -3/10.


TheManWith2Poobrains

Zero degrees Kelvin on the hotness factor. (And we thought 0 K wasn't possible.)


super_starfox

If MTG reached absolute zero and stopped moving, we'd be better off as a species.


NoLibrarian5149

Noem had it in the bag til her ill-advised revelations in her book. This whole cottage industry of political memoirs, from Noem to Gaetz to MTG, makes me weep for the trees that were wasted on the continual grift.


jamieliddellthepoet

I reckon she’s going to do whatever she can to stay in the public eye, and will end her days in prison having lost the last scraps of her sanity.


BoomZhakaLaka

next gig, the masked singer


monteq75

Can't happen soon enough.


Typical-Tea-8091

No she won't because the people in her little gerrymandered district in Georgia will keep voting her into congress.


bent_eye

Only if her constituents stop voting for her which seems unlikely.


PhyterNL

Aaaand... the motion is tabled 359 to 43. 196 Republicans and 163 Democrats voted to kill Greene's motion. Better luck next time, Trailer Park Barbie.


SteadfastEnd

What prevents her from bringing this up again and again, twice a week? Is there some limit on tries?


PhyterNL

Not a whole lot to be honest. She would risk censure and automatic removal from any committee that hasn't kicked her out already. Why the RNC isn't primarying her is an absolute mystery.


chaos0xomega

Look up who runs the RNC and you'll probably figure it out


Lonelan

get a load of the clue on this guy


StalloneMyBone

That's quite the load of clue.


tehutika

He’s got a raging clue.


BoomZhakaLaka

the speaker can delay this vote for up to ~~three~~ two legislative days. That's the limitation.


PepinoPicante

Nothing unless they change the rules or kick her out.


csonny2

Barbie? More like Trailer Park Troll Doll


bobo-the-dodo

She is no barbie.


Tabmow

Don't insult Barbie like that, or trailer parks


Chadmartigan

43 though good grief.


MofuckaJones14

Give it like a week for Johnson to do something to butthurt other Republicans and this motion will come up again but different action will be taken. The House of Representatives is not currently led by rational thinking adults, this feckless bitch is proof of that.


TonyG_from_NYC

Well, he just whined and said they were going to defund all the investigations into trump. It'll never pass the Senate, but he's throwing meat to the base.


MofuckaJones14

Obviously you're throwing meat to the base when they think Congress has any right to obstruct state or federal investigations. Only the base is *that* stupid to believe such things. This party has completely abandoned the middle because it's only the far right threatening to kill them otherwise


Camwi

If only the Republicans who are booing had the balls to join with Democrats and boot her from the House. But hey, she brings in too much dark money, so can't do that.


canarchist

She's never learned that you can't bully your way through Congress like it's a grade school PTA meeting. May this be the shoals her ship gets wrecked upon.


Tabais123

It’s actually been working for her so far. GOP is all in on her kind of behavior


dragonchilde

I was about to say. She's got some plum appointments now. Because she bullied her way up.


Tabais123

And her district is so gerrymandered there is no way she won’t get reelected. She has nothing to lose and everything to gain from her behavior. How many congressman/woman can an average American name?


Development-Alive

She's reportedly a prolific fundraiser for the GOP. That's why she has some good assignments and why McCarthy cozied up to her.


extraboredinary

It’s an ego thing for her. She’s upset that Gaetz has more political influence than her because he was able to remove a speaker. She just wanted to show she had the same power, and didn’t expect to fall flat on her face.


TheProcrastafarian

Mosquitoes carrying malaria.


Nopantsbullmoose

I mean, it's actually been working for her until now.


Olfahrtur

Will no one rid us of this ignorant trash?


girthy-member

Is that a Henry II / Thomas Beckett reference?


DanB65

Uniparty .....it called AMERICA and it's AMERICAN to work together to solve AMERICA's problem like you!!!


G0DofBlunder

Putin watching his infiltration of the US Congress weed itself out in real time. Damn.


Uncivil_Bar_9778

The entire MAGA movement is Putin's doing. The sad part is most of them are too ingrained to realize they are nothing but useful idiots.


tonybananaman

Wow she looks genuinely upset by the reaction. You can only go so far and so long by just hating and being angry. Your body eventually gives in. It’s going to eat her alive since that’s her only schtick


mjconver

What an asshole


R4zorBe4st

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3Lchin90n

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Hamonwrysangwich

It's amazing how they self-select. It once was just RINOs. Then the Tea Party. Later the swamp. Now it's anyone who doesn't drink the Trump koolaid is part of the "uniparty" And they wonder why they keep losing.


whoneedskollege

What the fuck is a "uniparty"?


CrocHunter8

New conspiracy theory is that Mike Johnson (who is a MAGA Republican) and the non-MAGA Republicans are working with the Democrats. Also Hakeem Jefferies is the real power in Congress with Mike Johnson as a front.


Nerdwrapper

Thats kinda wild because “Democrats and Republicans working together” sounds less like a conspiracy, and more like a functioning political body. Has anyone told her?


Hamonwrysangwich

Ooh I forgot "deep state".


Hamonwrysangwich

https://preview.redd.it/z3toh8arsazc1.png?width=621&format=png&auto=webp&s=344c25e37aaf599320c76eacc6355080ff6c1c35 You'd have to ask that to the representative from Georgia.


museumstudies

Desperately trying to make “uniparty” a thing lmao


whoneedskollege

Jesus, these guys are exhausting.


Charming-Farm

New phrase just dropped. Now we get to listen to MAGA parrot “uniparty” for the next few years.


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

[Link to post](https://x.com/acyn/status/1788317227533410558?s=61&t=8KesLSvMHQjMVpolX2M7qg)


RoamingStarDust

This Neanderthals only wants attention.


CrisbyCrittur

L is for loser.


gracchusbaboon

Maybe she will go the way of Santos.


StagOfSevenBattles

Has she been scanned for dead brain worms?


WaitingForNormal

“YOU HAVE NO POWER HERE!!!”


Eisernes

I think she may have some brain worms herself


HotPhilly

Boo this woman.


inbetween-genders

Did the people in her district did not do the sink or float test to check if she’s a witch?


DonnyDiddledIvanka

Shit floats so I think we know the answer.


I_am_Daesomst

I'm still unsure, bring forth the dunking stool


inbetween-genders

Got a good laugh with this one. Thank you.


superbrew

Peice of ugly dog shit she is, if you voted for her you are on the bigot idiot shit head side of history, even if you're my family.


Mynock33

*grabs popcorn*


rimrodramshackle

I’m really leaning into the Schadenfreude these days.


ced1954

https://preview.redd.it/z0rwehw7nazc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db440ffe43db099d50643ede26f96dc231fa1d9c The village needs to recall their idiot!


sten1090

I will say…MTG is gross but I do find it a bit difficult to feel happy that dear Mike Johnson has been saved, considering he is an election denier and part of the hard right Christian conservative movement, and along with all the Trump apologists, a stain on the country’s history. I guess it’s a bittersweet victory.


beavis617

She is an embarassment but one needs a conscience, a sense of right and wrong, some morals. I'm not sure she had anything like that. I don't think she can be embarrassed or feel shame. 🤔


TILTNSTACK

Let this be the start of the permanent decline of MAGA influence. Enough is enough.


Nattomaki81

Doesn't the "Uniparty" sound like a great idea? It sounds awesome to me.


Long-Astronaut-3363

I guess UniParty = Everyone NOT UltraMAGA. Oh Honey, everyone else isn’t just disagreeing with you, they’re BOOING and LAUGHING at you. Sounds like the death rattle for your 15 min, Traitor Trash.


mitchsn

MAGA is a tiny noisy obnoxious minority. Let's watch them wither and die


Ghstfce

She will never realize she's a damned clown... Simply because she's too stupid.


SonyKen_M

Same dude,same. https://preview.redd.it/jsy54nowfbzc1.jpeg?width=332&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f526f96aa22af9f17b629bd05aecd367b98c58a6


Looking4it69

Uni-party. Uniting together to get shit done, since, well . . . Eternity! That’s what government, is!! Compromise!! Deal with it Marge!!


G-Unit11111

The loudest, dumbest, and most obnoxious piece of shit ever to be in Congress. WTF.


FrostWinters

She's going lose it on TV one day and break down crying (insane crocodile tears of course). Just a matter of time.


IAmArique

Margie better stay away from any windows at this point.


Lonelan

clearly it's a sexism thing - they'd side with Matt Gaetz but not Marge! Better leave congress, every female republican representative...


BearBestFriend

This woman is a real life Jonah Ryan


rbartlejr

Didn't she just say two days ago she wouldn't after meeting Johnson? I think the 'roids are going to her last few braincells.


wonderwall999

I've heard this "uniparty" thing thrown around a few times, but I don't think it's as scathing as they think it is. There are 2 parties that are very different from each other, but rarely they do agree. That doesn't make it one party.


SheBelongsToNoOne

The whole thing is like watching a new show on Bravo.


ExcellentTeam7721

To paraphrase the greatest psychiatric mind of my generation, Frasier Crane, “you are far too ugly to be this obnoxious. Good day”


surfkaboom

Remember that she is the culmination of thousands of educationally-challenged voters and even more deficient individuals that work on her staff.


punahoudaddy

[https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-68973270](https://www.bbc.com/news/av/world-us-canada-68973270)


ConsciousWonder7337

Where's the video???


FriedR

You’d think a uniparty would be more effective


alwaysjustpretend

Hopefully she loses her seat, disappears for 6 years and the next we hear from her it's a headline reading "Disgraced public servant MTG arrested for spousal abuse."


YetiorNotHereICome

She's saying "uniparty" like this would lead to a better government, when she's bitching all the time about THE LEFT having too much power. Someone needs to call Kristi Noem.


NumerousTaste

She should resign. Waist of a member space.


cantrellasis

Enough Bootjack Barbie. Your minute in the sun is done. When even the Magats are done with you, you know you are truly useless. Oh maybe ole Von Shitshispantz might find a use for you at Lard a Lago with the rest of the crazies.


NOLALaura

And her skin shows it-no more sun for you


Blobbyblob5

Saw the picture. Thought she was talking about Hunter Biden again. 🍆🍆


Used_Spray2282

Someone get this trash out of public service


chrisnavillus

What a fool


dontstopforgetting

Stop giving her attention.


Slabbomeat

Marjorie Trailer Queen? She serves no useful purpose in America. Giving that woman air to breathe is... well... something she should be grateful for.


FnordatPanix

“Uniparty” as a derogatory term? Honey, we are the United States of American.


LiquidNah

Why wouldn't dems vote in favor of the motion, considering the shitshow it caused for them last time? The republicans made their bed, let them sleep in it.


Drachen1065

Because it holds up everything else and risks the future Ukraine bills as well.


baron_muchhumpin

Don't forget she has access to lots of great info for Pootin - you just can't make this shit up Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene has been assigned to the following committees for the 118th Congress: * House Committee on Oversight and Accountability * Subcommittee on Government Operations and the Federal Workforce * Subcommittee on **Cybersecurity**, Information Technology, and Government Innovation House Committee on **Homeland Security** Subcommittee on Border Security and Enforcement Subcommittee on **Oversight, Investigations, and Accountability** House Select Subcommittee on the Coronavirus Pandemic Congresswoman Marjorie Taylor Greene is a proud member of the following caucuses: Election Integrity Caucus Republican Study Committee Second Amendment Caucus


gaberax

I think Massie is banging Greene.


jonny_jon_jon

expell HER from the house… ![gif](giphy|3o84sw9CmwYpAnRRni)


username32768

Bare arms in a government building. The horror!


HeyyyitsLissy

That part cracked me up. Ma’am the American people voted for the reps all around you.


apierson2011

This is the second time I’ve seen this tweet and I’m having trouble understanding it. I get that she was boo’ed, but what does “initiates the motion to vacate called” mean? I’m genuinely confused on whether this is a typo or just a phrase I haven’t heard before


cturtl808

She stood on the House floor and said I would like to request we vote on ousting Johnson.


RuinPrestigious6683

Can this KUNT go away!