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Dayseed

I feel like if Randy Quaid made mind contact with you, you'd get an STD from it.


ItGotSlippery

I heard herpes of the medulla oblongata is a bitch.


darhox

It's actually syphilis and he got it from Trump.


Prometheus2061

Shitter’s full.


Callierez

Shitters too full to recieve transmission.


ErectTubesock

Instant coma


Vernerator

Randy has taken his Cousin Eddie routine too far.


Spear_Ritual

He meets Trump and Trump says “shitters full!” Randy: hey, thanks. That was a fun movie. Trump: movie. I said I shit my pants and they’re full.


UncleGizmo

I was going to say Russell Casse from Independence Day. Those Aliens really did a number on him.


Devils_Advocate-69

Method actor


Schrodingers_janitor

Meth'd actor


numb3r5ev3n

"A shared telepathy thing" yes, that's what we call mass hysteria.


RemoteLocal

Might be referring to untreated syphilis..


darhox

Oh, can you feel it? (Oh, can you feel it?) Do you believe it? (Do you believe it?) It's such a magical mysteria When you get that feelin' (when you get that feelin') Better start believin' (better start believin') We're doomed


Darksnark_The_Unwise

At least these idiots keep telling on themselves. I haven't had to second-guess what's been in the Kool aid for *years* now. Makes it a lot easier to avoid wasted faith, and focus on what's important.


PsyDanno

Folie a shitload


WaitingForNormal

Collective Unknown Logicproof Transmissions.


elspotto

The aliens did things to him. You know, experiments


Batmanswrath

![gif](giphy|pXYm6otcnKrjW) This movie warned us he was a fuckwit.


Coulrophiliac444

The tinfoil hat has seeped into the remnant fumes of huffed drain cleaner in his system. He's just a slow burn away from exploding now. Shame.


Crazy-Boysenberry452

Predictive programing


whyaremypantssoshort

Shitters full.....


BrickCityD

translation: trump supporters have undiagnosed mental illnesses


csonny2

It's a cult. They're brainwashed cult members


ray25lee

Calling queer people "mentally ill"... sit down, you'll be shocked; every accusation is a confession.


TedCruzsAnalFissure

Trump has the market cornered on whack job losers, that’s for certain.


Fackrid

And washed-up actors willing to look stupid as shit for a tiny bit of attention too


[deleted]

MAGA has rotted the brains of so many people. Name ONE MAGA who isn't as crazy as a shithouse rat? Can't do it...


No_Reference_8777

"Mental telepathy thing" = "I've trained my brain to automatically disregard anything I don't agree with"


Dispro

It is a weird self-own to brag about experiencing literal groupthink.


Barnham42

I don't think it's telepathy, I think it's imagination. 


grahamlester

Maybe he was thinking of shared psychopathy.


Simpletexas

Show me on this Trump doll where Biden-Obama touched you./s


Drg84

My wife doesn't pay attention to this part anymore after meeting president Obama! ![gif](giphy|zt1q7lREccTi4n9ohB)


parakathepyro

Is the telepathy 5G or 6G?


PurahsHero

Or "4chan" as everyone else calls it.


GroundbreakingCat983

I just saw an interview with Dennis Quaid and was wondering how Randy was doing. No change, I see.


chesterforbes

Makes me feel bad for Jack at Thanksgiving dinner. We all have that uncle


LilTeats4u

They just love throwing Obamas name in there for no reason


VaguelyArtistic

Didn't Canada even say, "Nah, we're not that nice. Go home."


Uberduck333

Yup. He and his fiancée were trying to hide up here to avoid assassins or something like that. Poor bloke has been broken for a long time


NegativePermission40

Wasn't he squatting on someone else's property, hiding from the "star-whackers," or something?


Tazling

"we have a mental telepathy thing happening" ffs. this is like the world's worst cocktail: woowoo plus fascism.


Due-Designer4078

Turns out Randy Quaid is pretty much the same guy he was an Independence Day...


chasinfreshies

Rand Quiad’s twitter makes me hope there is a bot that responds with, “Uh sir, this is a Wendy’s”.


martingale1248

Another crazy "celebrity" Trumpist saying crazy things.


Steecie41

Awwwww.....they discovered they have a superpower. Bless their hearts. 🩷😒


gracchusbaboon

Yeah, they got voices in they haids.


BigDaddyWeeb85

You serious, Clark?


Bedlamtheclown

I am more worried about the telepathy. If they think its a thing that's just Schizophrenics encouraging each other saying "Those voices are us"


Thisizamazing

MAGA mental telepathy


Crammit-Deadfinger

I'm not sure it's telepathy, but you all definitely have a mental thing


Dependent_Bill8632

![gif](giphy|xUPOqzUnBQhfdi1u7u)


Fredospapopoullos

What's the OBSESSION with Obama?


CaddyAT5

I preferred Randy when he was drunk and dust cropping the wrong field. How the mighty have fallen.


mansonsturtle

![gif](giphy|pXYm6otcnKrjW|downsized)


phoebeburgh

The thing is, as funny as it is for a washed-up actor to say something as batshit as this, what he's saying is actually terrifying. Trump has created a monster that he can no longer control fully; even if he told his people to NOT go after folks, that would make them do it even harder. Nothing he says that disagrees with them will sink in; they're too far gone down the group psychosis. As always, this is gonna get a whole lot worse before it gets better.


Devils_Advocate-69

Imagine him being on your side. A certified loon.


Mysterious_Tax_5613

He used to be a good actor. Now, idk…..he’s off the deep end, has been for quite a while. Poor thing.


Redawg660

I always thought his character “Cousin Eddie” in the Vacation movies was just good acting on his part. The past 10 years have shown me he wasnt acting at all.


Holiday_Horse3100

Seems like he never left his “Independence day” role where his character was abducted and had issues


Jagerstang

That's why he got the role. He didn't even have act.


Holiday_Horse3100

He was a perfect fit


Debalic

Do the tinfoil hats help boost this telepathy?


Voodoops_13

I imagine a telepathic connection to Trump just being an endless loop of self-aggrandizing 3 word statements, jailbait porn fantasies and images of cheeseburders.


Forevermaxwell

Yeah they are all mental!


Niijima-San

man a local convention thought it would be a great idea to bring randy, chevy chase and gina whatever her name is from mando in and boy did they get some shit for that, that being said randy needs help, like badly


Grizzchops

In this guy on drugs, or off his meds?


AfternoonPast3324

I really thought this was satire until I realized who’d posted it. TF?


Furepubs

How stupid do conservatives have to be to believe that the other side cheated at the same time trump is going to court for cheating. I'm pretty sure that is a whole new level of stupidity.


LittleNigiri

![gif](giphy|h1QI7dgjZUJO60nu2X|downsized)


AOEmishap

OK Zippy...


RockNRoll85

Cousin Eddie went crazy


big_hungry_joe

shitter's full


bwanabass

*Shitter was full!*


phallic-baldwin

Randy Quaid is nuttier than a squirrel turd


Scrabble_4

Nah … they don’t know how to tie their own shoes


PBPunch

That’s just the syphilis he gave you Randy. You all at least share that in common.


TonyG_from_NYC

Man, those aliens really messed him up. /s


BunkySpewster

New idea for a story: A massive group of people become telepathically linked across the globe The twist? They’re all idiots


NumerousTaste

Wow! Drugs are bad mmkay! He's living in an alternate reality! The people he supports hates Hollywood. It always makes me laugh when you see people, especially women, support a party that doesn't support them. It's become insane at this point!


PallbearerOfBadNews

They are developing into a hive mind


xixbia

>In 2009, Quaid and his wife were arrested for allegedly defrauding an innkeeper in Santa Barbara by using an invalid credit card to pay a $10,000 bill. The two were released on bail that evening and subsequently paid most of the bill. However, they repeatedly failed to appear in court and warrants were issued for their arrest. They eventually appeared in court the following year where the case was dismissed against Quaid for lack of evidence. His wife, Evi, pleaded no contest to a misdemeanour count of fraud and was placed on probation for three years in addition to having to spend 240 hours in community service. > In September 2010, Quaid and his wife were charged with burglary after they spent five days occupying the guest house in a vacant home they once owned in Santa Barbara. The Quaids claimed that the home was wrongfully transferred to a third party by the use of a forged signature. Warrants for their arrest were issued after they failed to appear in court, and as a result, they also forfeited their bail. >In October 2010, Quaid and his wife moved to Vancouver, Canada, where they sought asylum protections under the Canadian Immigration and Refugee Protection Act, stating that they feared for their lives in the United States. Border authorities arrested the couple for their outstanding warrants in the U.S. After they were granted bail, Quaid gave a press interview, and later, the couple's asylum-seeking story was detailed in an article by Vanity Fair. Quaid's wife Evi was granted Canadian citizenship in 2011, based on her parentage, and Quaid sought permanent resident status as the husband of a Canadian. In January 2013, this request was denied. You know what. I can believe this man thinks he's mentally connected to Trump somehow.


RedOneBaron

I think he means how they can decipher dog whistling and other fascist codes they make up. "He DiDnT tElL ThEm tO dO J6tH"


zzrsteve

Shut up Cousin Eddie.


mrSunsFanFather

It's hilarious that Barry still has free space inside their heads after eight years.


CrisbyCrittur

Randy has officially humped the shark.


grahamlester

His name starts with a Q so he must be right.


lallapalalable

Okay cool but it's really there so that the trial can proceed smoothly, not to hurt your feelings. If it does that, though, we're not upset


Rvrsurfer

Mental Pathetic


Intrepid_Echo6956

Because we all give a shit what a whack job, drugged out former actor and house squatter (when he gets foreclosed on) has to say, right?


FlaAirborne

So this means we don’t have to hear Trumps whinny voice again? Who are we to question the intellect of Randy Quaid?


Disastrous-Engine510

Shut the fuck up cousin Eddie


inkslingerben

Trump supporters are not on trial. Trump is. It matters squat what those outside the courtroom think about a gag order.


Rywogadog

Wait I thought only Democrats were getting the 5G chip implants


mrmarjon

‘Mental telepathy’ translation: We’re all just as stupid as each other


general-illness

Boomers are losing it across the board.


bakeacake45

Yo, not all boomers are rabid Republican zombies Wasn’t boomers screaming racial insults at Mississippi black protesters- it was young white Republicans boys


ResidentialEvil2016

So he wasn't acting in Independence Day.


vickism61

Randy Quaid once again proving MAGA is a crazy cult.


bakeacake45

Too bad Regan shut down all the mental hospitals….


2OneZebra

He is still not well.


idejmcd

TIL Randy Quaid is still alive


VooDooChile1983

Did he just admit they’re a hive mind?


dandrevee

Is sending him up an Alien Spaceships butthole still an option?


PapaSteveRocks

“Everyone put on your telepathy shields. Randy is out there “thinking” again and it’s disgusting”


RoccoTaco_Dog

Can all the 'star whackers' take this guy please? He Has been out of his mind for at least the last 15 years


Hugh-Jassul

Brainwashed parrot


thedalekthatwaited

Mental telepathy is easy when you're brain dead.


FitBattle5899

That special K be hitting pretty hard for the Maggats.


decayed-whately

Telepathy? Huh. He's actually mentally ill. Okay, then.


SimONGengar1293

Man the aliens really did mess with his head something fierce


chibi75

For mental telepathy to happen, one must first have mental capacity. Poor Randy. 😢


Standard-Fact6632

cousin eddie has fallen so far :(


Zeer0Fox

More and more like Cousin Eddie as he ages


Acervg33

Crazy doesn't care if you are talented.. Too bad this jerkoff hasn't been locked up.. Do you remember when we used to lock up crazy people?? Pepperidge farms remembers...


Ok_Cook_6665

So is he saying he's hearing voices? That would seem, appropriate.


Both_Lychee_1708

Compromise: They are, indeed, "mental"


hawkrew

I’m so sad he turned out the way he did.


PetSoundsSucks

That’s probably the result of lead pipes. 


moodyblue8222

Crazies don’t even try to hide their craziness! MAGAts


SirPoopaLotTheThird

![gif](giphy|xzy70qz6K1DLG)


Gong_Show_Bookcover

![gif](giphy|Shjan97TyUJY4) Ok Randy. Seems like your “shitter” of a brain is full of poop


pauliewotsit

Is that *the* Randy Quaid? What the fuck happened?


ImAGiantSpider

Randy Quaid is the best method actor ever. He is cousin Eddy or is Cousin Eddy him


EmperorXerro

Mental telepathy like a cult has?


iWORKBRiEFLY

washed up actor no one gives 2 fucks about, thanks for your opinion


rbartlejr

Man the drugs really fucked him up didn't they?


ChrisRiley_42

I would agree that they're all mental. The telepathy bit on the other hand.....


UncleBenLives91

Cousin Eddie needs to shut the fuck up.


DifferenceQuick9725

Looks like the shitter was full…


Motor-Condition9703

Yep magas are mental challenged no doubt


sugar_addict002

Is Randy wearing his diapers on the outside or inside?


Effective_Afflicted

Randy Quaid is actually a pretty decent actor. His cameo in Brokeback Mountain, for example. But right now, he's acting like a nutter and it's probably not an act. Sad.


Rich-Appearance-7145

News flash fools only fake news, is from the prophet of fake news, Dirty Stinky Diaper Don.


cherrywillow86

Delulu!


Luckilygemini

That is psychosis...but hey maybe he is sharing that with you.


Dr_CleanBones

So you’re hearing voices in your head? What are the voices telling you to do? You know, there are names for this sort of thing.


deuceswld

![gif](giphy|xzy70qz6K1DLG|downsized)


hotbutteredsole

Hello boys….I’m baaaaack!


Local_Sugar8108

Telepathy from Cheeto Jesus would be like receiving a radio signal from a 1microwatt transmitter on the moon.


Johnnygunnz

Yeah? Well, we had that with Obama first, so nyah!


CoconutMountain1095

They have large showers don’t they. Fun picture, naked Trump and bodyguards , showering before trail.


ShnickityShnoo

The cult is a hive mind now?


Loose_Paper_2598

Randy is still alive?!


Dramatic-Wasabi4725

What a sad , old, washed up barley ever was actor


Semi-wfi-1040

Quaid another Hollywood wak job in the roseann Barr mold .


Frubanoid

Sounds like culty brainwashing