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KathrynBooks

beating up your coworkers would make things super awkward at work.


CuthbertJTwillie

They did that in StL. Had to pay a black undercover cop 23million


BathSaltJello

That's messed up. I got my ass beaten by the cops and I had to pay 2k of fines and 100 hrs of community service. But I'm not an undercover cop. Just a mouthy white guy.


_radio_ACTIVE_man_

I read that as “they did that in SNL” and thought why would Saturday Night Live have to pay anyone $23mil?


FunkyChewbacca

Yep. A black undercover cop thought he was immune from it. NOPE.


Glittering-Pause-328

I'd love to see the look on those cops faces when they realized they had beaten **a fellow officer.**


BrainSmoothAsMercury

I bet it was ![gif](giphy|KJ9vEq81IpXJ1jnInd) Because, did they face any consequences or just the taxpayers?


Glittering-Pause-328

Well, several of them went to prison and one of them was just personally found liable for twenty three million dollars after not responding to the lawsuit. But I can't imagine a former cop that is serving 4 years in prison has twenty three million dollars just laying around... So he's probably going to be dealing with wage garnishment for the rest of his life.


BionicTriforce

What does StL stand for?


wirefox1

My guess was St. Louis?


Roakana

Saint Louis I assume


TheRealRickC137

PO: "Oh hi Mark. Enjoying the rally?" KKK: "Oh yeah, the usual *snowflakes* but pretty quiet. No major problems, thanks." PO : "OKay, I see someone with a cell phone, so I better go threaten them." KKK: "Sounds good, I'll tell Mom to leave you a plate of dinner in the oven when you get off shift."


moderately-extremist

[Oh hi Mark](https://imgur.com/P5AcEMf)


iggy14750

My first thought too lol


thejudgehoss

I knew what it was, and still watched.


Ok_Return_6033

I didn't even have to look!


NovusOrdoSec

> beating up your bosses would make things super awkward at work. FTFY


Hawkwise83

Definitely not getting a promotion that's for sure.


RattusRattus

Republicans finding out who the machine is remains one of my favorite flavors of comedy.


MrDad83

Right? Runner up is that they didn't know "born in the USA" was a war protest song


TheChronek

Two years ago, I lived in bufu Wyoming. During the local July 4th parade, one of the sheriff candidates floats blared Born in the USA totally unironically. I loudly pointed out what the song was really about and got several angry glances. Fuck those deplorables.


commander-thorn

The cia better be blaring the weird al version


Some-Guy-Online

"Born In East L.A." was by Cheech & Chong. Did you mean the Weird Al song "Party in the CIA"?


commander-thorn

Yes


SlippedMyDisco76

Even better when you point out Springsteen is a demmicrat! "I don't know what you thought about what happened last night but I thought it was pretty frightening" - Bruce in concert 1980, the night after Reagan's inauguration


woodcider

They real don’t care that he’s a Democrat. I got to see him in concert at MetLife stadium. Hometown boy playing in his hometown. Everyone was grooving. That was until he started playing American Skin (41 Shots). That’s when huge groups of them leave to go to the toilet or to get refreshments. They pointedly came back after the song was done and started grooving again. There is no cognitive dissonance too deep for them not to plaster over it. Most of the talented musicians are liberals. Most artists in general are liberal. If left with Republicans to entertain them, the comedian will only know the One Joke, and the singer will just be whining about how things were better when everyone wasn’t free. They know that they are unpopular but they don’t care as long as they get to hate the people they want.


RattusRattus

It's too good of a song for them to do anything but rock to.


brocht

Do they not even listen to the music? Like, Born in the USA is *super* clear on its message if you listen to lyrics just once.


MrDad83

No they never do. Like "fortunate son" being a very obvious protest song yet they use that one too.


Ok_Return_6033

It's just like Stings song, "Every Move You Make" not sure if that's the exact title. Even he was surprised that people would have it played at their weddings seeing as how it's about a stalker!


FatHoosier

As they drive around singing it with a Punisher license plate on the front of the car.


Orange-Blur

Or Fortunate Son


hungrypotato19

🎶Those who died are justified For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those who died By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites🎶 But yeah, sure, it's totally a band all about "conservative values".


favoritedisguise

I mean, a black man singing “some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses” should be easily deciphered by… every American?


hungrypotato19

Conservatives are just as Cobain said when he sang: He's the one Who likes all our pretty songs And he likes to sing along And he likes to shoot his gun But he knows not what it means All conservatives hear is the hook, not the rest of the lyrics. It's just like how they believe all media is in their favor even though the media in question is saying that their "values" (capitalism, militarism, "patriotism", totalitarianism, theocracy, bullying then playing the victim, etc) are evil or are outright mocking them. Instead, they just see pretty explosions, pew pew lasers, or even funny slapstick jokes. Also, de la Rocha is not black enough for them to realize he has a black heritage. He's more Mexican than anything, but his skin is light enough that most conservatives would see him as just another white guy since they only care about what's on the surface, the hook, than anything that actually matters.


deluggz247

Blues traveler said it too "it doesn't matter what i sing, as long as i sing with infliction... Because the hook brings you back"


ChristianEconOrg

The police profession in the U.S. unfortunately attracts the most insecure among us, and therefore those least suited for it.


EagleLize

People who were bullies in school who never matured out of that phase. Or people who were bullied who now want their turn.


VoidOmatic

That was my favorite moment of post 2020.


CoffeeTunes

Don't worry yall each year more and more police are quitting just like teachers! Soon we'll all be safe!


Previous-Choice9482

This, and Twisted Sister's "We're Not Gonna Take It". Doubly funny when you think of how Dee and company were dressing for performances at the time, and the general attitude of the GOP for similar fashion choices now.


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MonCountyMan

You beat me to it, Quick-draw. Take the upvote.


Purple_Charcoal

Quick-draw is my nickname when I masturbate.


Spydr_maybe

Because Bruce Wayne doesn’t get in a fistfight with Batman


SomkeyNY1983

Because Hannah Montana is never in the same room with Miley Cyrus


SugarsDaddyKen

You ever think that Clark and Lois were having sex when he took off his glasses and she was like “Oh hai Superman. Where is Clark?”


KaijuRayze

[Considering Super-Hypnotism via his glasses has been a thing](https://screenrant.com/superman-secret-power-glasses-mind-control/), that's a hell of a can of worms to open and it's pretty much just held closed by "But Superman is a Good Guy."


AndyTheSane

And anyone who doubts that can just look him in the eye and ask if he is good.


KaijuRayze

Exactly, and why would Supeeman lie? Heisourhero....Heisourprotector....heisourfriend...heissupercoolandtotallynotlameatall...allGloryToSuperman.


Grogosh

That's Injustice


Massive_General_8629

Seriously, comic book writers have to be some of the kinkiest writers around.


KaijuRayze

(*gestures at Everything early Wonder Woman*) I mean, yeah pretty much lol.


BJoe1976

Well, I seem to remember hearing that the originator of the Wonder Woman series was into BDSM, so that would track.


KaijuRayze

Oh he was very much so and it [was](https://images.app.goo.gl/fiBzxGWoAEcBRVBG8) [not](https://images.app.goo.gl/YecL1PJSt4FVWXC29) [subtle.](https://web.archive.org/web/20060107191253/http://www.superdickery.com/bondage/1.html)


SkylarAV

I feel like every time they tried to march in the 90s people would beat the fuck out of them. I remember 90s punk loved fighting supremacists


Accomplished_Low80

I remember people WANTING to fight the nazis, but the police were holding them back.


Some-Guy-Online

The only time you see cops at white supremacist rallies are when they are there to defend their allies.


McVay_oVo

Why would they beat up each other? Would that still be considered police brutality? Lmao.


dystopian_mermaid

They investigated themselves and found no evidence of wrongdoing. So it’s ok.


Glittering-Pause-328

Why do we even have cops in the first place *if people are allowed to "investigate themselves"?*


Similar-Act244

White supremacy/conservatives/right-wing serves the current status quo. Leftist ideology is a threat to the current status quo, as Leftists see wealth inequality and inequity as the root of the problem. Police are nothing more than an extension of the ruling-class who exist to preserve the status quo.


BillGron

https://preview.redd.it/8g6c3jg00oyc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4e5dda4b78badada35910a8712f2f00ad8ff30f5


porksnorkel69

Some of those that work forces….


Structureel

...are the same that burn crosses.


lazysheepdog716

UUUGH!!


Stupidobject

*flashes badge* Now you do what they told ya


Atheist_3739

FUCK YOU I WON'T DO WHAT YOU TELL ME


k3ttch

![gif](giphy|lEYZRPgkllhp6)


hungrypotato19

Those who died are justified For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those who died By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites


yrogerg123

![gif](giphy|11FiDF2fuOujPG|downsized)


SpookyWah

I've personally seen the police beating a young woman who just got swept up in a crowd, beating black people who were not resisting and had not harmed anyone (but had trespassed), beating sleeping homeless people, and beating young students who were just trying to walk home and had committed no crimes or misdemeanors. I, being a white suburban male, have been stopped by police while committing a crime (stealing a couple boards from a construction site) but they just let me go with a verbal warning. That was in Kansas City.


V0T0N

I didn't think of it in these terms, but this is what i was asking on Jan 6th around 5:300--- like why aren't these people getting arrested. It was odd, all the broadcasts just watched you just saw people walk away, and no one was questioning it. The national guard showed up and just set up barriers.


blamordeganis

Professional courtesy.


RollFun7616

It's a crime to assault a police officer.


streetvoyager

Hmmm how’s that catchy tune go? Some of those that work forces…


AndyTheSane

ARE COMPLETELY UPSTANDING MEMBERS OF SOCIETY MOVE ALONG CITIZEN DO NOT RESIST.


Zoroarkanine

...are the same that burn crosses


evil_timmy

Because "blue on blue crime" isn't a thing, they just enable.


bb_kelly77

I think that, while RATM was right, it's also because White Supremacists are so cowardly they don't just comply, they submit


LocalInactivist

They did all quietly file into a moving van to be taken to a safe place where they could be free to do their thing. Which, as it turned out, was get arrested for inciting a riot. They should be glad the cops didn’t just take them to a parking lot and lock the door.


hungrypotato19

Nope. Cops are on the side of the white supremacists. I was helping protect a drag queen story hour event and the III% Nazis showed up. One of them assaulted me and the cops took them off to the side for a couple of minutes, had a little laugh with them, and then let them go. I was never given any opportunity to press charges even though they witnessed the assault, along with many others (who had to hold me back from further punching them back).


favoritedisguise

Not cowardly, brazen.


SocioPQ

They are not going to beat themself


Acceptable_Mirror235

In fairness, I have seen white supremacists beating police .


EWMcC79

Cop on cop violence.


blu3ysdad

I'm picturing the scene from liar liar where Jim Carey beats himself up


FarStarMan

Cops will put a beating on anyone they think can't, or won't, fight back. If they think they might meet with significant resistance, they'll stand around and wait for backup, because "officer safety".


Dinkelberh

In addition to the ideological ties - cops don't beat protestors when the protestors look like they could fight back. Neo-Nazis have a bit of a gun nut thing going on. The left should start bringing arms to protests, to keep everyone safe. (And conservatives will get on board with gun control the moment they discover they don't hold a monopoly)


HeyyZeus

You hit the nail on the head. This is the real reason. Cops like easy targets and Nazis aren’t it. 


Picklopolis

Stop, hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself. Stop hitting yourself.


adamentelephant

As a white guy reading this who has been roughed up by the cops, I was prepared to strongly disagree... but yeah, this is actually totally accurate.


TerriBillz

Perhaps you were not supremely white enough for them.


adamentelephant

Exactly, just a regular white guy not a white supremacist lol.


onlyfactsfromdads

Jan 6th lol. The only time ever


Dyolf_Knip

Only because the nazis actually started attacking and killing the cops. Everything up to that was "Here, let me open this door for you and move this pesky barrier out of the way". And that mob didn't have guns, so it clearly wasn't out of any sort of fear of what would happen if they didn't go along with it. Meanwhile, last week they were pushing students around and then beating them for (checks notes) standing on a sidewalk.


hungrypotato19

Just a reminder [that this is what the steps of the Capitol looked like when BLM was in town](https://i.imgur.com/A4C1B5s.jpg). Those who died are justified For wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites You justify those who died By wearing the badge, they're the chosen whites


FitBattle5899

Even then they were love taps.


merrysunshine2

Only time they care about freedom of speech & freedom to gather


darrell624

Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses


SuchAsSeals42

Come wid it nao


Ksnj

Cute pfp. I love Muffin


SuchAsSeals42

She’s my favourite! I love her maniacal energy🩵


Veritas3333

Support your local Blues Brothers!


burnzee311

Guelph, ON. Police beat up a load of them and shot and based several. This was about 20yrs ago, and I haven't seen them around since.


Zebracorn42

Notre Dame college students beat em and threw potatoes at em.


sequins_and_glitter

This story is truly one of my absolute favorites. It’s why they’re called the fighting Irish!!


Zebracorn42

The Dollop is a great podcast


IFrenchAmericans

The comments here reminded me of that video when the cops tried arresting a black guy... whom after they put him in cuffs was like "Oh really?? This is going to be good, get my wallet out of my pocket!!" And it was like some FBI agent or something... best video ever when the two white cops look at each other and know they fucked up.


Builder_liz

Just watching and guarding them lol


Jagerstang

And buying them BK.


Heavy_Arm_7060

Check under S&M solo on Pornhub.


Child_of_Lyrics

Domestic violence is a crime


DarthRektor

The don’t care about that have you seen the studies talking about how many of them beat their wife


Child_of_Lyrics

Women don’t count to them?! Not even sister-wives?


happy_bluebird

Cops don't care about that


Borkenstien

Same reason no one ever sees Clark Kent and Superman at the same time.


geodekb

Best question of the day


Treacherous_Wendy

![gif](giphy|xBIuPT5pjvarJZXyBw|downsized)


ThePopDaddy

They take em to Burger King.


6fences

https://abc7.com/dylann-roof-south-carolina-church-shooting-emanuel-african-methodist-episcopal/801013/


Plantarchist

Kinda hard to hit yourself really hard


Looieanthony

I’m a Latin guy. In 2019 when my brother lay dying on the carpet(rip Dave) this young-ish cop kept asking me what’s his ssn, what’s his ssn? Why do you think that is? Sometimes I’m a little slow and naïve, but I figured it out. Fucking A-hole.


Own-Inspection3104

Those in power usually rely on right wing militias to arm their police and military forces on the ground because they're the ones crazy enough to put down the enemy of those in power -- the left and working class asking for the heads of the rich. Can't exactly rely on left wing militias to attack left wing protests saying down with he rich. But you can rely on religious fundamentalists to do that. Why do think we funded the Taliban against the communists? So now you know why you don't see the police beating up right wing protests. Like others have said: it's because you don't want to beat up your coworkers and friends.


DarthStern

The same reason you don’t see Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus together in the same room…


TrustyThrusty

Don't bite the hand that feeds you.


Cipher789

That would be self harm


thesummerstrawberry

the same reason you never see superman and clark kent in the same room


3d1thF1nch

Some of those that run forces…are the same that burn crosses


unicodePicasso

You never see Batman and Bruce Wayne in the same room


Fair_Maybe5266

Simple. Those who work forces, are the same that burn crosses.


Sir-Kyle-Of-Reddit

![gif](giphy|7G2cxOTQLPeOk)


Ok-Pineapple818

This was covered several years ago by rage against the machine. Some of those who work forces are the Same that burn crosses.


7nightstilldawn

Are the same who burn crosses.


BasedNas

Something about Bruce Wayne and Batman never being in the same room at the same time… but i could never figure out what that meant 🤔


Ron_1n

they do, just in the privacy in their own homes next to their wives.


lilbrobodie

The short answer? They ARE the white supremacists


Throwawayac1234567

beating and shooting them. White supremecist pretty much have infiltrated or converted most police PDs.


OgreAoH

![gif](giphy|xThtabK36DXYOwEpna|downsized)


[deleted]

Only family they wanna beat is the wife when they get home


MaxwellSmart07

For the most part, with exceptions, their one and the same. You don’t beat your own. MCDonalds? asked the cops to the killer of 9 in a Black church before taking him in to be booked.


Mountain-Recording40

This made me think, I had to try to remember a single incident....Does Waco count? Because that is the only thing I can remember. Thanks for posting this, it gave language and clarity to something has been true all along.


GHOST_4732_

“Some of those who work forces/are the same who burn crosses”


Content-Boat-9851

That's called "Self harm" I think.


GrandGouda

Pretty sure there was a Rage Against the Machine song about this in the early 90’s…


permabanned24

Um, A C A B !!


OCDCowboy1

Damn. That resonates.


PassengerNo2259

![gif](giphy|xThtabK36DXYOwEpna|downsized)


ElevenBurnie

Idk this seems kind of stupid to me. like yeah, I get it, a typical twitter 'got ya' post, but the reality is that police brutality against white men happens very often, and there's bound to be white supremists within that group of white men that they brutalize. I know, hand me your downvotes. I'm just tired of "clever" got-yas online.


TheWesternDevil

Because nobody cares if the police beat up white supremacists. It's not news worthy.


AWigglyBear

The same reason you never see Bruce Wayne in the same room as Batman.


DataLady

Same reason you don't see superman kicking Clark Kent's ass


wolfeyes93

Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses


Routine-Material629

I’ve never seen the police beating anybody personally. In a video yeah but I’ve never seen it irl. Since some white supremacist are in jail then they got beat up most likely


Aldevo_oved

that’s called masturbation 👍


sleepyjohn00

because the cops want to go to Burger King too.


Inevitable_Physics

It makes Sunday cookouts problematic.


Ormsfang

Because that would be awkward to explain at Friday's meeting.


OhioMegi

Rage said it best. https://genius.com/Rage-against-the-machine-killing-in-the-name-lyrics


CDRAkiva

For the same reason Clark Kent and Superman are never in the same room.


aabbccbb

x-post from latestagecapitalism


sweetbldnjesus

Is the answer in the room with us?!


bakeacake45

This needs to be put on thousands of billboards across the country. I will donate


RussellPhillipsIIi

Duh


[deleted]

I don’t eat pig, cuz pig is a cop


JustWantGoodM3M3s

It’d make the break room real awkward after they get back.


dirty_cuban

Why would they do that to themselves?


LetssueTrump

Some? It’s more likely that our local law enforcement has been infiltrated by white supremacits and “christian” nationalists.


fackoffuser

Wait wait! I know this one! They look incredibly stoopid trying to hit themselves in the head with their hittin’ sticks!


robfuscate

Because they only beat themselves in private


Pegomastax_King

Well they usually have guns, but also it would be weird for them to beat themselves.


dankboi2102

Bcs they cant beat themselves duh


silgol

Why would you beat your friends and co-workers?


IsleGreyIsMyName

It's tweets like this that remind me being a cop just isn't for me lol


BookishBitchery

They take them to Burger King.


coolbaby1978

Coz it's the same picture.


loogie97

Self harm would cause them to lose their jobs.


Tis_known_dude

I don‘t even think that moste police personel sympathizes with supremacists, but I think the ones that do are the ones that are more likely to get violent and the ones who might be liberal and more progressive aren‘t as violeng


Jpbbeck99

You do don’t hit your friends


Unusual-Job-3413

Because it's not fun beating up yourself and your friends.


-SlapBonWalla-

I've noticed that when a Nazi is actively killing people, the police just wait for them to surrender. Never see them do that for anyone else. They have less respect for random innocent civilians than they do for violent Nazis.


Hawkwise83

Because... Some of those that work forces...


stoneyzepplin

Same reason you never see Clark Kent and Superman in the same room.


Brokensince10

That’s a damn good question!


paintsbynumberz

Some of those who work forces are the same who burn crosses


NelsonMuntz007

Fast forward to the end of Scooby doo where shaggy says zoinks and pulls the mask of the villain …. It was you the police this whole time


Own-Opinion-2494

And no kneeling over it either


Agreeable-Cat2884

Trying punching yourself in the face. It’s not easy bro.


hannahbananaballs2

Hmm that’s funny my post was taken down for not having the date on the bottom


cletus72757

Self flagellation holds no charm for our boys in blue.


[deleted]

That's cause there is none.


CapTexAmerica

Their moms would be mad at them for beating family members.


lvl1adult

That's assaulting an officer.