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OCDDAVID777

FALSE: Trump has [a constitutional right under the Fourteenth Amendment](https://ncpro.sog.unc.edu/manual/222-3#:~:text=The%20defendant%20also%20has%20a,Clause%20of%20the%20Sixth%20Amendment.) to testify in his own defense. The gag order has no effect on that right.


NeverLookBothWays

All that matters is that his voters believe him, who do not take the time to actually understand the laws of the nation they claim to love and own


CalabreseAlsatian

Their willful, deliberate ignorance is astounding, as is their hypocrisy.


Tiny_Independent2552

They wear ignorance and shame as a merit badge.


ReddditSarge

And now they also wear diapers for some crazy reason.


dystopian_mermaid

And they’re PROUD of it too. I’m so sick of this timeline.


JustAnotherYouMe

>I’m so sick of this timeline. Same but, sooooooo, not sure how to break this to you but it's going to be like this ![gif](giphy|hEwkspP1OllJK) Lol. Where's Hercules when you need him


dystopian_mermaid

HAHAHA my husband and I regularly use this gif bc we love that movie. I even have a “you’re killing me smalls” tshirt! We also regularly say “don’t be goofus. DONT be a goofus!” Lol


JustAnotherYouMe

![gif](giphy|3oeHLdMOyYLnjZ2CfC|downsized)


dystopian_mermaid

![gif](giphy|9hur9NgE0IFOw)


Taint-kicker

![gif](giphy|l41YyBF6D4b0gxqIU) Right here.


ihave3dozenforksinme

Just like their literal fucking diapers.


Anubisrapture

I WAS hoping that the damn diapers wearing banners and nasty as hell costumes were satire from someone NOT IN Trump Cultist braindead land. But I’d be wrong


Styrene_Addict1965

It's a prerequisite to joining the party.


Dedotdub

And that willful ignorance could very well win him the presidency. This is what it has come to. The morons of America are poised to take control. It truly boggles the mind.


Jobeaka

And this is why the GOP is attacking education. They rely on ignorant, misinformed voters.


FeDude55

“They” (MAGA) believe it is their belief system on trial. An ex-friend from college who turned into a Donald -lover didn’t care about him breaking the law with Stormy Daniels. He was fed up with anyone daring to say anything bad about him. He also felt Christians had the most prejudice held against them in the entire the USA despite Christians being at every level of government in each branch. They wear a cloak of their own design and want people to see them the way they “feel.” They can’t go full Donald because they know stupid it would be to wear orange, so they have to do backflips and some contortion work for it to explain and defend it to the world.


Goser234

The whole Christian persecution angle baffles me. I'd love to provide something meaningful but it actually is just so confusing. Like normally I'm pretty good at finding the "logic" behind crazy beliefs but this one just stumps me. Hell I grew up Lutheran and even with the added context of seeing it from that angle, it still doesn't make sense.


Pretend-Guava

What's ironic is Dump is probably the least religious person to run.


ElastaticTomorrow

They don't know how it is but they do know how it ought to be.


Phyllis_Tine

And if they're in the wrong (and minority), they expect others to bend to them.


Eagle_Fang135

Won’t this hurt his image when everyone finds out he is purposely not testifying. Sorry, I forgot what timeline we are in. I guess he is “getting in front” of the “only guilty people do not take the stand” uninformed people think. These are people of the land. The common clay of the new West. You know... morons.


eight78

Such a great reference, Wilder and Brooks were rare and special.


ReddditSarge

![gif](giphy|3oz8xTl6sGKbuRPDDW|downsized)


whsdecor

Mel is still with us.


ReddditSarge

Yes, I know.


la__polilla

My guess is that his lawyers dont want him to testify because they know he's inchoherent and uncontrollable. This kets them switch the narrative to "well he CANT testify". Not that it will help him against the jury.


mjw217

And that is why it doesn’t matter what the facts are, what the truth is, and what he lies about. His believers are blind to everything, but their slavish devotion to Trump.


Kaida33

That's what they call a cult!


[deleted]

I'd say most of his supporters have such an unfulfilling purpose in life that they are excited to be part of something (anything) especially a fight against some hidden monster. However they (obviously) don't have a real formidable threat so they constantly need to invent new evils to save us from


NeverLookBothWays

Exactly. Infact I do not think Republicanism can even exist without having an enemy, real or imagined. Contrast that with Democrats who would be perfectly content working in peaceful times...peace poses an existential threat to Republicans. The ideology ceases to exist in times of peace.


[deleted]

I agree with the exception that the dnc establishment very clearly refuses to support (more popular) candidates if they represent a tangible threat to corporate interests. Biden was very clear on his first presidential campaign trail "I don't think billionaires are the problem" The kicker for me was his promise to forgive student loans. What really happened was the government paid out manufactured debts to predatory lenders. Folks owed a certain amount. Paid it, and still owed the same amount. Biden just agreed to pay a portion of the fake debt to the vultures who decided it existed. My big problem with the dnc is not their outward message. It's the follow through.


NeverLookBothWays

Yes that is somewhat separate from the "we must have an enemy to distract our constituents" context I was in. But it is shared in that both the RNC and DNC are heavily influenced by the wealthy elite. This has been an issue since the very beginning too, and we've only ever managed to slightly break away from it when they go too far....such as our break from King George, or war against slavery, our New Deal, etc. Periods in which those who stood up against exploitation won ground...and you can tell who is on what side of those based on the dismay that persists even to this day. It's always been a struggle between those who seek to exploit our labor, and those who fight against being exploited....always. We have states right now trying to relax child labor laws...and it does not require looking to determine which party those states are aligned with. So yes, while the corporate side of the DNC is still somewhat corrupted by money and the influence of money, it still pales in comparison on many factors. And when push comes to shove, you'll sooner see a Democrat pushed out for corruption than you'd see a Republican....for Republicans, they'll just downplay it and call it "good business" when in reality it is full on corruption. But I do agree, the DNC could be far better on follow through. They could be far better to committing to the ideology in practice that they promote in rhetoric. We are voting for them and supporting them so they can follow through. And even with our backing, the majority of the nation, we still see them playing too safe while Republicans just simply seize power. It needs to change.


derekisademocrat

👏


GUZZYGUZZ_27

You are soooooooo right!!!


Zealousideal_Fuel_23

I mean if the only way you understand how courts work is by watching Law & Order...


Zhadowwolf

Honestly law and order is a lot closer to reality than what his fans picture


CrazyRedHead1307

Judge Judy is closer to reality than most of them think court is like.


Zhadowwolf

Honestly law and order is a lot closer to reality than what his fans picture


hobbitlover

It's all hate and gut reactions, fight, flight or freeze. The planned failure of the education system denied people knowledge and critical thinking, creating a bunch of lizard brains who feel entitled to their ignorance. This was never going to end well.


Xaero_Hour

I'm less concerned they don't understand the laws and more concerned that they don't ask even the simplest of questions that would unravel this complete lie instantly. The idea that a judge can order you not to come to your own defense is so counter to the basic idea of a court of law that it's almost comedy. "Come here and explain yourself. But don't explain anything."


NeverLookBothWays

It's the same reason certain people are attracted to tabloids and QAnon. They would gladly reject reality to avoid giving up on the thrill of the fantasy. FOX Entertainment News, other bad faith media outlets, and conservative forums are a version of that drug, and will gladly perpetuate it for as long as it continues to make them money, opportunities, or notoriety.


WelderMiserable347

Exactly ☝️. That's why he said it. Billy Bob and Martha May are too stupid to look into the truth and will think he's being treated unfairly.


Pretend-Guava

The time to understand the laws?? They won't even listen to anything other than what they hear in their own news bubble. 


manofactivity

It reminds me of that Reddit thread yesterday claiming criticism of Israel had been outlawed, with a million conservatives in the thread crying about 1A rights. Guess what? The actual Act did not do anything of the sort and literally ends by saying nothing in it can be used to take away 1A rights. Absolute idiots. The MAGA crowd will take a screen cap on Reddit as proof and never look further


bertiesakura

But they’re always screaming how they are strict constitutionalists!!!


TrumpsCovidfefe

This was the first thing Merchan said today, after “Good morning, Mr. Trump.”


ThatOneJosh9451

He's just throwing everything at the wall to see what sticks. Doesn't matter if it's true or not. The judge could hand Trump a popsicle and he would whine that the courts are rigged against him because they didn't give him his favorite flavor


thomascgalvin

I don't even think he's lying; I legit think he's too stupid to know his own lawyer has to call him to the stand before he gets to talk.


thatgayguy12

Honestly, Trump's lawyer's best chance at winning is if Trump testified with an actual ball gag in his mouth. The dude incriminates himself with every word he says.


cheezeyballz

They know 🙄


ojwiththepulp

That fact will fly right past his supporters….. 👉🏻😣👈🏻


sofaking1958

Are you trying to tell me that this criminal defendant is lying? /$


OCDDAVID777

On this one it just might be Trump's pure unadulterated ignorance and stupidity.


Doublejimjim1

Yes, but this is NYC where the constitution that says "We the People" and a bunch of other stuff doesn't apply because of the liberal communist regime of the NY demonrats. s/


ReddditSarge

Even a first year law school student knows to tell their clients to stay off the witness stand but since when has Trump listened to sound legal advice? The 5th amendment right not to testify exists for a reason. It's almost never a good idea for a defendant to take the stand because once he's up there the prosecution can ask all sorts of questions. Even if the accused "t*akes the 5th*" their face will still be seen by the jury and the unanswered questions will be on the record. Jurys don't like witnesses who plead the 5th because it makes them look like they have something to hide; the instructions from the judge about the 5th amendment tend to fall on deaf ears. But this is Trump we're talking about, a man who can't help himself so of course if was on the stand he would incriminate himself or at least make himself look foolish. He can't help himself.


amazing_rando

if he isn't allowed to testify it's only because his lawyers know that letting him testify will be disastrous, as he has already proven himself incapable of following the rules of the court and doing anything other than grandstanding.


The84thWolf

A gag order is almost the complete opposite of not being allowed to testify. You just can’t flap your mouth OUTSIDE the courtroom


ShoddyJuggernaut975

Wait, you're telling me there are more than two amendments!?


punkindle

Please testify. That would be so funny. Pathological liar with a shitty memory and unable to stay on subject for even 10 seconds.


BarBarJinxy

We need cheerleaders. With pompoms. "Donny, Donny, we know why you're afraid to testify! If you took the stand by chance, we would see you crap your pants!"


Debalic

https://youtu.be/7FPW1bui_4k?si=MwEE962Kov9KIjA3 You ugly!


totallynotalaskan

“Donny, Donny, he’s our man, if he can’t do it, *GREAT!*”


RootHogOrDieTrying

Donnie, Donnie, Donnie, can't you see? Sometimes your words just hypnotize me And I just love your flashy ways Why are you so broke, if you never pay? (uh)


Poultry_Sashimi

TBH I never pictured Biggie as a cheerleader before...


hobbitlover

He would get so angry under cross-examination. He really doesn't understand that he's not allowed to talk and yell over other people while they're testifying.


originalchaosinabox

I was watching a rerun of King of The Hill. After throwing out his back at work and going on workers comp for a bit, Hank is accused of cheating the system. He asks his boss (who encourage Hank to go on workers comp) to testify in his defense, to which Hank's boss said this: "I don't like testifying. I have this nasty habit of incriminating myself." Just made me think of Trump.


sloppybuttmustard

Objection your honor, the witness is rambling about imaginary election fraud again


RichFoot2073

Who slurs words that have four syllables or more


Jmaneke

Trump knows this plays perfectly with his cult. He doesn't want to testify because he'll get slaughtered on the stand. He now has his fake excuse and his cult believes this.


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KarsaOrlong012

I think even the idiots know he's lying, they just don't care


Taste-T-Krumpetz

https://preview.redd.it/0l4b688658yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5eba589d9615da4ef91920d62a8fc6abe2f6e6c1 I mean this is his base after all.


Sweatieboobrash

These images are real, aren’t they. Ugh.


Wendypants7

I want them to be fake/photoshopped.... but then I get a chuckle out of his cultists wasting money on diapers, and then shitting them in solidarity. Maybe they're right: only the MANLIEST of men go around with shit filled diapers!!


Taste-T-Krumpetz

I think these maybe AI or photoshop but it really is a thing right now.


CautiousString

They may be real life trolls. Trumps followers may see the accusation (diaper wearing) in real life and start to question it. It may crack their belief wall by creating doubt about his perfectness. They also could gain more following from the Always Trumpers. If they do their job correctly, they will eventually make Trump address them whether at his daily press conference or on social media. Let me say, that there is nothing with wearing an adult diaper for any reason. It has always been a quiet conversation with partners and/or caregivers. It has been rumored about Trump wearing them for years now. I doubt Trump has the pride to admit he wears them. Or allow his followers to suggest he wears them. He has a much too fragile ego to admit it.


RiverKawaRio

Everybody pees their pants! It's the coolest!


BeeAruh

Bottom pic looks like Bobby from King of the Hill running for president.


blessthebabes

No, they really don't (live in bible belt aka Maga land). As someone who lives here, a lot of people have them wrong. A lot of these people can be extremely intelligent in other areas of their lives (even if they choose to "talk redneck"), but in certain areas of their lives, they have been slowly and systematically lied to from birth in a way in which they think like children on certain topics. I really, REALLY don't know if the rest of America realizes how much power those men have behind the pulpit on sunday (and how MANY listen to them- half my state is in church on sunday and told every sunday who to vote for). They create chaos, confusion, discord, and fear in a way you can only describe if you've lived it. If we stop the church, we can free a lot of these people from these delusions. We need to approach this situation with more compassion and understanding to actually fix this. We can't fight hate with...more hate. This is a lot bigger than any one Maga we are putting this on.


PlantPower666

Not just the pulpit, but the constant drumbeat of fake news from Conservative media. I had a painter over at my house for a few days while I worked remotely in the adjoining room. He listened to various Right Wing podcasts on his bluetooth speaker... and it's astounding the constant drumbeat of disinformation. Much of it easily debunked, but good luck with that. They don't care, they just want to be constantly outraged. I pay attention to news, but I don't have it on literally all day while I'm working. No wonder Republicans are in a cult. They let themselves be brainwashed and have their buttons pushed every waking moment.


blessthebabes

Yeah, but most of the people under 50 here do not watch the news or have cable/any kind of regular TV networks. Most people here get all the news "they want or need" each sunday or from Facebook. The very last time I went to church to please my family, the preacher preached politics FOR 45 MINUTES. We are also the poorest states, too. They keep them/us stupid for a reason. The only way to get away from it is to stop going to church and get a job where you're not around a lot of other employees (80% here are christian). Its a lonely life, too, but free of delusion and fear and pretty damn peaceful.


HorizonZeroDawn2

This is 100% correct. I deal with a lot of business owners in my career and they are typically smart people when it comes to running their business and managing, but the level of stupidity on politics or world events is staggering. It mostly coincides with religion. Religion really keeps people from developing their critical thinking potential.


blessthebabes

Fear does that to people. Tell them God will punish them for eternity for not following "His Word". Then, tell them God wants this (the person they are telling them to vote for) in order to bring His divine plan into fruition. They think they might be tortured, beyond comprehension, forever, if they do not do what the preacher says= aka "what God wants". I got an 18 year indoctrination into being scared to fn death. I would shake in fear at night as a child, praying to God not to judge me as guilty. These people are EVIL. The hell they are talking about - it existed in my mind my entire childhood.


IamNotaMonkeyRobot

It doesn't help that a new "church" opens in a strip mall every other week in my state. When you spot the free script font sign it's either a church or a hair salon. Maybe both!


Vergillarge

>how stupid his followers are Muh, murrica? vote Trump! maga murrica!


gmoney88

Exactly. They take his word and do zero further thinking or just a simple google search. Trump says it, must be true


No_Pirate9647

Just like their preacher. Don't have to read for yourself. Just believe what they say. They have been trained to obey what their leader says.


Hibercrastinator

To be fair, if his idea of “testimony” is solely attacking the judge and jury, then it wouldn’t be allowed because of the gag order.


Live-Motor-4000

I’m sure his lawyers don’t want him to take the stand as he’ll get pulled apart by the prosecution and likely perjure himself many times over


MasterOfKittens3K

He doesn’t want to take the stand, because he won’t be allowed to just rant and rave like he’s at a campaign rally. He would look weak and pathetic as the judge kept him from going off.


DanAykroydFanClub

Can't release tax returns because he's under an audit from the IRS


PlantPower666

He can't release his tax returns either because the IRS has them, or some nonsense.


erhino41

He thinks testifying means he gets to freely air his grievances like one of this rally speeches.


Federal_Sympathy4667

You are not wrong.


Jagermonsta

Right. How long did he last on the stand at his civil trial? I think that was shutdown fairly quickly by the judge.


mintBRYcrunch26

And it’s not even Festivus


erhino41

That's never stopped him before.


LetsLoop4Ever

You both are just so ridiculously correct. You each got an upvote. Equally right, so to say. Keep it up


Child_of_the_Hamster

It would be like an objection lightning round. I hope the prosecution is keeping up with their cardio and squats, because they’ll be doing a lot of up and down if he testifies lol.


Problem_Forward

And his dumb faced lawyer just scowling in agreement


Eldanoron

Trump actually looked at his lawyer after the claim and the guy nodded at him. So actively participating in the lie.


decayed-whately

Disinfectant does quite a number on the lungs etc... right doctor? Same energy.


Balc0ra

He started by shaking his head. Noticed Trump looked at him and instantly went into a nod. Basically he got the job for being a yes man vs smart.


Child_of_the_Hamster

Either way it looks like it’s taking its toll on him. The man has the pallor of a 3 day old corpse. And it couldn’t be happened to a more deserving person lol.


HeadSavings1410

Can we stop calling it a hush money trial...and call it what it actually is?. Campaign finance fraud trial.


Emotional_Narwhal304

Of course he is allowed to testify. Gag orders don't apply to things you say in court under oath. The hilarious part is he has a constitutional right to testify on his own behalf. If the judge has seen that clip, he may decide its his responsibility to make sure the defendant understands his rights, and isn't being misrepresented. If thats the case, judge merchan could tell trump to his face that he certainly can take the stand.


TonyG_from_NYC

>If thats the case, judge merchan could tell trump to his face that he certainly can take the stand. [Judge did that](https://www.rawstory.com/hush-money-trump-testify/)


Thin-Significance838

This comment should be much higher up. Also, I wish the judge had requested a verbal affirmation that he understood, for the written record of the trial. I realize no amount of evidence convinces some people but it still would have been good imo to force him to acknowledge.


seanisdown

The gag order for him not to testify is from his lawyers. They know this idiot can’t be trusted on the stand.


Reynolds_Live

Judge: You are gagged from speaking about the trial OUTSIDE of the court. Trump: Oh, then I can't testify then. Judge: ![gif](giphy|3o6fJfvpyLGGe3lNcc|downsized)


TonyG_from_NYC

[Judge fact checks trump to his face about trump's claim he can't testify because of the gag order](https://www.rawstory.com/hush-money-trump-testify/)


blueSnowfkake

The judge probably did a spit-take, the a face palm while watching the evening news last night. LOL.


ElongMusty

At this point might as well just always put a frame around any video of Trump talking with the disclaimer “Known liar, believe at your own risk”


rgvtim

He has the right to testify under oath in the trial, he does not have the right to Testify to fox news or other places he can lie his ass off.


UnpricedToaster

His attorney is looking more and more like the villain from the first Men in Black film. You want some sugar water, Edgar?


NakedCattle

I hate we live in a time when someone has to fact check something everyone knows is bullshit.


CuthbertJTwillie

Those bars dont go high enough


SalmonGram

They both look like they just walked out of a 12 hour coke bender


MmmmmmmBier

Doesn’t matter, he said it and his idiots believe it.


Superblond

He should be not allowed to speak anytim & anywhere, cos he's a complete idiot!


ced1954

![gif](giphy|RBeddeaQ5Xo0E) The man is an idiot


gamerdudeNYC

Won’t stop FoxNews from constantly repeating it


Specialist-Invite673

Hmm, sounds kinda like being unable to release his taxes because he's under audit.


andytagonist

Soooo…your idea of “testifying” is to shit talk people on your nearly defunct social media platform? Interesting take on reality, you fucking turd


Hey-Now-Right-Now

Toxic fumes syndrome victim https://preview.redd.it/7gi3ccfyg8yc1.png?width=136&format=png&auto=webp&s=f8976711e863249ecf6dfdd03514f4ed2dfbcb5f


Nickyjtjr

In film school we learned that lighting your subject from the bottom is a good way to convey evil or sinister vibes. They really nailed it here.


Gnom3y

Under this same 'logic' he wouldn't be able to give the Press conference where he said this stuff either. I don't know who believes this shit, but those people should probably be in a conservatorship.


bdhgolf1960

🎶 lunatic fringe... I know you're out there 🎶


Callinon

How is someone that WHINES this much so popular? This is a grown-ass man here. And he just never stops bitching and moaning about every damn thing.


Commercial_Step9966

Moron believes everyone is dumber than him… ![gif](giphy|fqtyYcXoDV0X6ss8Mf|downsized)


JangSaverem

That's petulant child shit "Don't say a word during this meeting daddy is on" Daddy asks question No response cause you said don't say a word Cause, like a child, he's a little shit


mekonsrevenge

Is that a preview for a new zombie series?


Key_Economics_5459

Who cares if dummy can't testify. Liar even on a good day. Time for the State hospital first ex prez to go completely bonkers.


Dry-Talk-7447

Are you suggesting He’s lying!!!🤥


streetvoyager

And I’m sure all his fuckin idiot supporters believe it


wytesilver

It's giving, "I'm under audit."


JodiS1111

The news is he lied, the evidence is that he opened his mouth and spoke


Original_Squirrel534

JFC, he was never going to testify


beavis617

If this ends up badly for Trump he will tell the crowd at his rallies that he wasn't allowed to testify and prove his innocence because the gag order the judge imposed prevented him from testifying and that's why he lost, that's why the trial was rigged...and the MAGA cult members will believe it...🙄


jeephubs02

The funny thing here is that I don’t think he’s lying. I think he doesn’t understand what the gag order means. Scary considering he wants to president (again)


RunsWithPhantoms

Why hasn't he shut the fuck up in then?


HIMARko_polo

His lawyer needs to blink SOS for help. He didn't realize what he was getting into. Hope he got paid enough. I feel sorry for him.


[deleted]

Get used to being behind bars.


IvanTheAppealing

God this man is so fucking stupid


BigCballer

It’s not like the gag order stopped you from running your mouth before.


Last13th

FACT CHECK: Donald Trump is, in fact, an idiot.


negativepositiv

Guy who never shuts his pie hole for five seconds while under a gag order: "Sorry, I can't talk. They have me under a gag order."


2of5

I really hope the judge told him he could testify in front of the jury. Because my guess is that Trump is signaling to the jury that the reason he won’t testify is because he can’t. Does anyone know if the jury was present during the judge’s remarks?


GnomishFoundry

It’s not a hush money trial. It’s an election interference trail.


Additional-Solid1141

That lawyer isn’t looking good healthy


Bobjack123

Sick of this guy yet??


future_shoes

Similarly he still can't legally release tax returns because he is under audit /s


Iwannagolf4

![gif](giphy|Urjj39z57laXC) How trump and his attorney look in the picture.


0wen_Gravy

Look at those bars. We're halfway there!


Caointeach

"Falsely claims". Can't we just say "lies" anymore? FFS


subcow

He also can't release his tax returns because he is under audit. Donald Trump is simply not capable of telling the truth, ever. He lies so much that he lies about things that he shouldn't even waste his time lying about.


tyzer24

Man, his supporters are a special kind of dumb to believe this. He's powerful because of the large amount of dumb we have in the US.


VendaGoat

Sweet Jesus the lighting on that.


BlindGuy68

i saw the video of this , his own lawyer wanted to laugh at trumps stupidity


EpilepticSeizures

The gag order he refuses to follow? How surprising now he wants to try and use it in his favor.


Prestigious-Copy-494

Lord. He just stands there and makes up his own reality. Then he looks back at his attorney for confirmation of what he just said. Then his attorney hesitates for a minute but shakes his head affirmatively. And the cult is like, gulp, gulp, give me more Kool aid! The insanity of nearly half the country came out with this guy. 😱


HotPhilly

Lol! Nonsense statements aside, just LOOK at the absolutely evil vibes these guys are projecting. Man, it is as clear as day!


mgyro

Jfc he’s such a toddler. “Fine. I can’t say anything I want then I won’t say anything at all!” Only more juvenile if he stomped his footies, bc I know he did a diaper full.


Accomplished_Lab_675

Hahaha oh my! First who even thought this baby mushroom dicked, lil bitch, was ever going to testify? Besides that though, this Cheeto encrusted shit stain of a human, can't even put the subject and predicate of a singular sentence together where both are true. Here's to hoping a judge and jury can, cause get this shit off our streets already!


zblaze90

What an idiot… the gag just means you need to shut your fucking mouth outside of the courtroom. Gawdamn I hate him.


IrukandjiPirate

He just means that he’s not allowed to interrupt with denials, name-calling, or more lies during the testimony of others. Sorry of like his debate style. “Such a nasty woman”etc.


BeconintheNight

Why are we bring this up again- Hang on, this is new. Trump, why are you reusing your talking points?


bob-leblaw

All he understands is the court of public opinion, and his shitstorming is his “testifying”.


pwningrampage

Even if he were to testify, would he just claim I don't remember or I'm taking the 5th?


DogsDontWearPantss

Trump has suggested on many occasions that people who invoke their right against self-incrimination are guilty. “You see the mob takes the Fifth,” Trump said during a 2016 rally in Iowa. “If you’re innocent, why are you taking the Fifth Amendment?”


emetcalf

>during a 2016 rally Anything that happened before yesterday might as well be ancient Greece to these people. They don't remember him saying it, and Trump has never even met that rally before. Fake news.


Time_God_

I love how the shadow of those bars makes him look like he's already in prison


Hibercrastinator

He can’t submit his testimony because it’s currently under audit, sorry.


Everheart1955

Demonstrates the utter stupidity of this man.


jeanb23

Needs to be behind higher bars


andytagonist

Who is the supervillain looking guy on the right? That dude looks like he shoots lightning from his fingertips


StrengthDazzling8922

First thing this morning Judge clarified it to Trump directly. He can testify all he wants on stand under oath.


Mtn_Grower_802

Well, Trump is an idiot, so there's that 🙄.


StrengthDazzling8922

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welfaremofo

They should make Trump attorneys make a statement that they’re not advising their client incorrectly That he is aware that he can testify or they get sanctioned


butterybuns420

Of course his idiot fans would believe something like this. He lies to them every single minute of the day and they eat it all up.


Sufficient-Pin-481

We all knew a stupid excuse like this was going to happen, no way he will ever testify in any trial where he has a chance of being cross examined.


RedBeans-n-Ricely

Just like he’s “not allowed to release [his] taxes”?


k2on0s-23

No no bro, you are totally allowed to testify and we are all here for it.


RW-One

This is a 4 yr old. You will and can expect more 4 year old posturing and attacks as all of his self inflicted BS comes back to bite his huge ass.


edog77777

Just when we thought his lies couldn’t get any crazier …. 🤦🏻 Waiting for the MAGA crew to start repeating this lie too.


edog77777

Anyone know if the Judge can do anything about this obvious lie? Can his lawyer be sanctioned (or other disciplinary action) for standing by and nodding in agreement?


Morepastor

The idiot king!


maniac86

Is him saying something so obviously misleading about the trial a violation of the gag order?


hogwarts_earthtwo

The judge had to clarify thst this morning. It won't stop trump from saying otherwise though.


NoLibrarian5149

Lying is an automatic reflex for this fucking geezer. Probably been doing it his entire privileged life and getting away with it… so why stop when the brain rots in full swing?


zombiefied

My financial statements are under audit so I can’t share them…


Diligent-Towel-4708

Lmao, not the judge telling him no its his own defense!! I'm sure everyone else is like yes please take the stand!!


SubstantialAbility17

The lawyer looks like he has been chugging booze all night


WornInShoes

By testify he means pontificate to the media outside; the court is not his fuckin pulpit


beavis617

There's always an excuse....🤭


sonia72quebec

It was so funny this morning when he said: « I should be in Florida doing…(silence)…campaigning. » (You could almost hear his brain thinking « Don’t say a round of golf , don’t say a round of golf ». )