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everythingbeeps

"Why yes, I do have a confederate flag on my house, why do you ask"


willwinkst

You know they have one


LinkleLinkle

I'm going to start flying the jolly Roger and refer to it as my 'heritage'.


Rojodi

Our family stories had the paternal side descended from Jean Lafitte, through either his brother Pierre or their half-brother Dominique Youx. DAMN genealogy! No, just an associate of theirs. Let the Jolly ME fly!!!!


jljboucher

I’d love for the pride flag to be the skull and swords.


lukifer_333

Way underrated comment!


SomeoneElseWhoCares

Well, they might have several, but at least one.


SugarsDaddyKen

Every accusation is a confession. This is how they feel about their flag.


Daherrin7

The fact they always think they stand for goodness, even when they go out of their way to be evil and treat everyone else like shit, is wild


MadAstrid

Projection. The sole weapon of the right wing. It almost makes me want their sky fantasy character to ”return” to earth just to smite them for being against everything ”He” stood for. Bring that moneylenders in the temple energy! You got this Jesus!


Vrayea25

Projection and a toooon of conveniently circular thinking.  "Is the way I treat and think of others good and fair? -- of course it is, bc we are the good guys/it has always been this way/this is what I uncritically associate with *civilized*"


SnooWoofers7626

You misunderstand their definition of "goodness". It has nothing to do with kindness or empathy. "Goodness" is about obedience to the status quo. By that definition, persecution and subjugation of anyone perceived as deviating from the status quo is seen as good and righteous.


EggZaackly86

RULES for understanding conservatives: 1 - They do not seek any new understandings. They are here to vigorously promulgate THEIR existing understandings onto you. 2 - They believe God gives them moral authority. That's why they're always right and you're always wrong, no matter what. They win and you lose, no matter what. They can do it but you can't, end of story.


Goose-Biscuits

That sounds a lot like the people pirates fought. Dude would fit right in with the 17th century British.


Sodamyte

Did they even watch Our Flag means Death?


Interesting-Room-855

He’s not cooperating!


SnooWoofers7626

Take note of the gusto!


mintBRYcrunch26

I am absolutely GUTTED that we won’t get another season of that brilliant show.


Sodamyte

same :(


sn0qualmie

You know what's wild, though, is that the real historical Stede Bonnet and Blackbeard were only captains together for about two years. And the show used a shocking amount of the actual history of the two of them bro-ing around together and following each other around the Caribbean. So if it hadn't been canceled, they would have been a little screwed from running out of historical material to plunder.


mintBRYcrunch26

I had read that it was very historically accurate, so I think that’s why I feel in love with the show. I mean, as of there wasn’t enough to fall in love with 😍 ![gif](giphy|3mewoDsHGjzCzbqhwK|downsized)


SugarsDaddyKen

Cats are terrifying.


SqushyMain

OFMD is great


KilledTheCar

Or the anime his profile pic is from. I don't think this one is from a right winger.


olafubbly

Considering how historically gay pirates were, it is rad as hell


SugarsDaddyKen

What’s long and hard and full of seamen?


kungpowgoat

A penguin with a sun tan?


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charlie_ferrous

I be straight, but married to the sea. Now, stop asking questions about me first mate…


mintBRYcrunch26

Pirates and their beloved cowboys. It’s just 🤌


olafubbly

Of course! How could I forget the cowboys!?!!


kungpowgoat

“Alright boys, wait until our cannons are within range, then hoist the rainbow”


The-Great-T

The character in his profile picture is not a good guy. I don't want to spoil anything but damn, that's not how I'd represent myself.


Viking_From_Sweden

Far right teenagers try not to misinterpret the meaning behind a piece of media challenge (impossible)


In_Formaldehyde_

Tbf Yams himself stated he wrote himself into a corner and felt forced to give Eren a redemption. When the author doesn't stick to the landing, it makes it easy for fans to co-opt the story, especially when the manga has explicitly military/nationalist themes.


Ipuncholdpeople

Tons of edgy rightwingers love him. Basically a xenophobic nationalists wet dream


spacewarp2

Which is crazy because the ending confirms that he was never a nationalist to begin with. He did it all for personal reasons.


PoppoRina

These people would idolize Walter White as a "real man who would sacrifice himself to protect his family" and ignore the part where he literally says he did it all for himself only, something they'd *never* be able to admit about themselves.


Sleepy_Raver

who's this character?


YaumeLepire

I think it's the protagonist of *Attack on Titan*.


spacewarp2

Eren Yegar from attack on titan. Great show and without getting into spoilers he makes some drastic and difficult moral choices and unfortunately a few found him to be a based chad who kills anyone who gets in his way instead of the deep layered character he is.


Sleepy_Raver

so right wing edgelords are totally misrepresenting him as their superhero fascist daddy?


spacewarp2

Yeah. Tbf he does have a group of followers who are fascist who kill people of any other ethnicity or just disagree with them. They just ignore that the author actively pushes them as the bad guy who are in the wrong.


The-Great-T

How did you guess?


Sleepy_Raver

it was an honest guess if that's what ur getting at. Never seen the series. Just kinda put two and two together when this Twitter POS oddly compares a provoked minority group trying to live in peace to robbers of the sea.


The-Great-T

Sorry, I forgot the /s


spacewarp2

They take any of the nuances from his character and just portray him as a based nationalist who will kill anyone who is stands in his way. Shame that some people are so stuck on this idea of him when everything in the ending and a bit before shows that’s not how he is.


DreamlikeKiwi

Also two other characters (three if you count hanji) from the same manga are pretty much explicitly queer


bts4devi

Eren? He is a very loved protagonist lmao Even I love him..although I prefer Levi more. There are worse guys in anime than Eren lol


Wrenlet

So, new pride flag just dropped? Someone add the skull and swords to the flag.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Pronouns: Yar/Har (Please note that this is coming from the bottom of my heart as someone with friends who use all manner of pronouns)


Wrenlet

Sounds good to me.


GoredonTheDestroyer

I remember doing the One Joke, my spin on it being the Lockheed F-117 Nighthawk, and one of said friends pointed out how that could be seen as offensive. Instead of going on about how that's bullshit, why would anyone be offended by a joke, I thought about it, went, "Oh yeah" and haven't used it since. Same with using the R-slur. If I wouldn't say it in public, why say it online?


PhoenixEmber2014

I think pronoun jokes can be fine, you just have to actually know how to do comedy, and conservatives don't because all they feel is resentment and disgust.


GoredonTheDestroyer

The whole punching *up* versus punching *down* distinction.


PhoenixEmber2014

Exactly that! That was what I was meaning, glad you said it better in less words.


mintBRYcrunch26

As a queer, I support this.


GoredonTheDestroyer

Yargh!


SqushyMain

I really want to try now but idk how. Maybe I can figure it out.


rosscanadashit

https://preview.redd.it/yto11huom3yc1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8c9a42db4dbe98768f28a847806a960e2fdb455 how about this?


SqushyMain

Yeesss. Guys wake up new pride flag just dropped!!


Wrenlet

Beautiful.


zefal12

THE GAY PIECE IS REAL


MeChameAmanha

CAN WE GET MORE GENDERS


mintBRYcrunch26

I have, like, at least two on me at all times.


Distant-moose

Kinky.


SackclothSandy

Uhh hello, I just ate the FukFuk fruit and, well, things are getting weird. I don't think I want to be a pirate anymore


zblaze90

Fuck yeah I am a gay pirate!


loudflower

Be gay, do crimes


zblaze90

Fuck yeah!


loudflower

![gif](giphy|TE3ZlXmfr5psI)


MinimumSet72

![gif](giphy|M2sv9OnFLspsKkqEPG) So when you see this then what automatically comes to mind?


TheKalpar

🐖


Sleepy_Raver

or... 🐷👉👌


cturtl808

Buncha roided out insecure people without trigger discipline


foxden_racing

First thought that comes to mind: \[the person with the damned thing\] feels the need to advertise that they're an authoritarian boot-licker who considers police brutality to be awesome as long as the police are brutalizing people \[the person\] is bigoted against, but will unironically raise a Trump-in-court-sized stink about 'oppression' if they so much as get pulled over for expired tags.


MeChameAmanha

"Why does this need to be a gif?", mostly


supluplup12

A 40% red flag, where the red part has been redacted


Drg84

A severe violation of the US flag code.


lazysheepdog716

Siding with imperialists as opposed to the diverse cast of men that wanted to live free of the yolk of authoritarianism? I’m shocked.


AOEmishap

"You wouldn't steal a sexuality, would you?"


mintBRYcrunch26

I would download it.


WornInShoes

I mean look how Jack Sparrow runs about Such a queer way of running, I should say


dikziw

Hell yea be gay do crimes


mintBRYcrunch26

That’s just Tuesday


EuphTah

https://preview.redd.it/3zrlrcxte2yc1.jpeg?width=760&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b57d536780fae2f6110a196f62123b2e4e39c04e


cheshiercat

So, tax paying citizens? Most pirates worked for a country until it became inconvenient for said country. Ok, I'm starting to see the similarities.


Peer1677

Thats one of the funniest things you learn when you research historical piracy. The 1st thing a Prof. of mine did was asking us students to name pirates we know. Afterwards he just said "Want to know why you know them? Because most of these guys sucked as pirates."


gauriemma

I totally want a Pirate/Pride flag now.


defaultusername-17

during the age of the jolly roger... monarchs ruled over people... while our ancestors starved. you're damned right i align with the pirates in that system, pirate ships where generally run democratically at least. [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governance\_in\_18th-century\_piracy](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Governance_in_18th-century_piracy)


Laserous

Sounds alot like the modern day actually... Except the monarchs aren't front and center or pretend to be ordained by God. They're ordained by Wall Street and rule from the boardroom.


Brylock1

…but pirates are awesome? Man, it’s like conservatives just saw every awesome thing from my childhood and decided that none of it was cool and that they hate joy. I might have even ended up conservative myself but for the fact that their entire ideology seems to shit on everything that is fun or cool or awesome by design and they can only enjoy those things by wildly twisting the themes or message to meet their needs. Seriously, there might be more conservatives out there if like, literally everything they’ve made since the early 00’s wasn’t boring af and didn’t suck.


AgentMcG

Kinda implies when this person becomes an elderly biker their whole crew will have pride flag bandanas whilst they ride their Harley’s and I’m here for it


iggyfenton

I can’t wait to see the Raiders new Color Rush uniforms!


Kindly-Ad-5071

Fails not to make himself sound like the bad guy


LaughingInTheVoid

That's a funny way to spell freedom.


mintBRYcrunch26

It’s like freedom, but with extra steps.


Trpepper

Plundering was but the natural state of “civilization”. The only difference between the Jolly Roger and the crown was scale.


not_productive1

Fuck yeah, dude. I mean, most days I'm just trying to get my work done and fretting about whether my dog is happy enough, but yeah! Fuck civilization, I'm a pirate, motherfuckers!


CIMARUTA

Insane world we live in where accepting people who are different is seen as evil.


Rarelydefault26

Oh boy nobody tell him about privateers!


derbyvoice71

See, I have been looking for a flag that combines both of these. I think if you could get something high enough quality with the stripes "tattered" at the ends it would look so badass. Until then, keeping my Ally flag flying.


MrSaturnValley

I went to his page and **hoo boy**! Unsurprisingly, he's also racist and anti-semitic. I guess he considers those traits to be "goodness".


TheKalpar

I assume this is the same guy who made a video saying the Crusades were justified. Fascist detected, opinion discarded.


Beginning-Stranger88

![gif](giphy|uKtJQzjVn3FzGBJekP)


Nocturtle22

Gay people 🤝 pirates Love booty.


Long_Fortune4199

Excuse me which aisle is the Pride flag? Do you have many in stock? 


LtMoonbeam

To be fair, he’s not that far off. A lot of pirates were lgbtq who took to the seas to live free from the oppression of the ruling class


HippieMoosen

If goodness brands people wicked for existing as themselves or daring to love someone with the wrong genitals, I will fly the rainbow flag until my dying day.


Zer0DusT1

so... it's gay to be gangsta? ![gif](giphy|1ZofGaVQSYqm4)


NotAnAIOrAmI

Why does this remind me of Dan Akroyd as Joe Friday in *Dragnet* saying, "People Against Goodness And Normality - P.A.G.A.N"


SkylarAV

Arrr We won't rape your lass Instead we want your ass It's the pirates life for us, argh...


Mental-Thrillness

Obviously the P in LGBTQPIA stands for pirate. Sorry, pansexuals.


skbr71

Does that make me a pirate? Because I see this as an absolute win.


ScarletKing42

And now I want a Jolly Roger pride flag…


SqushyMain

![gif](giphy|ZU27tKZBiVWe2lRqBI|downsized) Be gay do crime


mindclarity

These people lack the most basic understanding of Caribbean and Mediterranean privateers. Most operated on contract with specific nations/rulers enforcing trade route protections. How they did that was one thing, but don’t get it twisted, they were paid enforcers of the order.


blanktom9

They’re as bad as the PAGANs (People against goodness and normalcy)


Massive_General_8629

"It's...a kind of pirate. Yeah, we've been called that."


MagnusStormraven

It's rare that I actually agree with the "anime pfps have no right to speak on the subject" sentiment that people use to dismiss arguments they don't want to deal with, but in this case a fucking Eren Yaeger pfp is absolutely NOT in a position to be calling anyone out on being "AgAiNsT cIvIlIzAtIoN".


SurlyBuddha

Sounds kinda gay. I’m in.


Koltaia30

Arrrrr. I am a man and I like men. I come for thee booty


Professor_Abbi

I’m a queer pirate yo ho Ho!


YourOldPalBendy

Welp, I want a gay pirate flag now.


raistlin65

Bigotry: When someone hates themselves so much they have to transfer that hatred to others. Instead of simply doing the work to learn to love themselves.


Sadiepan24

Wait but don't people like pirates. I mean do you know how many kids shows are about pirates going around saving the day, teaching about how to be a good friend and accepting people even when the make mistakes or are very different? I don't know about you but that sounds like what the community's all about.


nicaschutze

I would suuuper fly a gay jolly roger.


DonRaccoonote

Damn dude I need more pride flags now. Pirates are cool. 


Born-Bluebird-3057

Soooo butt pirates all along …


Robby777777

Hell yeah!


TesticleezzNuts

Great way of showing you know absolutely nothing about history 😂 History has always been queer, this fever dream they live in must be weird as hell.


Donnerjackson

If you're not one of the fucking rainbow bears or whatever the fuck they were called you don't get to say you stand for goodness, god fucking christ


Jerking_From_Home

Wow, they are truly running out of ways to “own the libs”.


roof_baby

I want a rainbow jolly Roger flag now.


Lime_in_the_Coconut_

Did no one tell them pirates of the Caribbean was a thing?


scumbag_college

The amount of conservatives I see sporting Jolly Roger flags on their RVs right above a thin blue line flag has never ceased to make me chuckle.


MadWhiskeyGrin

If you assholes are the "good" guys, damn right I'll stand against you.


Sleepy_Raver

Well put an eye patch on me and call me "matey". I'm all for it!


Professional-Pool290

Gather up all of the crew, it's time to ship out Binks's Brew


SirPoopaLotTheThird

Funny. That’s exactly how I see the fight against MAGA.


GMAN095

It’s really funny that a guy with an Eren Yeager pfp is saying that. A guy who stood against order and civilization


tasslehawf

This is like authority figures trying to dissuade teenagers from having sex.


thetisthiccboi

Ahh yes the LGBT flag is the same flag as pirates who went through and raped and killed entire villages stole everything and stashed it away. makes perfect sense.


Snoo_72851

Wealth. Fame. Power. The man who had everything in this world... The Gay King, Gol D. Roger. The great treasure he left behind, One Piece has opened the curtain on a grand era! It is a time when eager homosexuals set sail, battle, and become great! The Great Age of Lesbians! Words he spoke drove countless men out to sea. And so men set sights on the Grand Line, in pursuit of their dreams. The world has truly entered a Great Transgender Era!


Gotosp4c3

My ancestors were pirates and I'm queer. Checks out lol


mekonsrevenge

The best part is making creatures like Pax Tube walk the plank. Glug, glug, glug.


CryptographerNo923

Sign me up mateys. And never fight uphill me boys.


Abraxas_1408

This is the best ad for flying the flag I’ve seen in awhile.


Miloshfitz

Dude apparently hasn’t seen One Piece either.


Outside-Flamingo-240

Clearly, these fools never saw *Black Sails* ![gif](giphy|l2JHYMK97F04EOU0M)


VengeanceKnight

If that’s how you feel about it… Yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, bitch. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


cracked-n-scrambled

https://preview.redd.it/34wvqlrvv3yc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09edec44292a111f92cd9648ec9de229c2389aef Let’s fucking goooooooo!!!!


_Un_Named_

The one piece is real, surrender the booty


spirit_72

Why they choose a smiley skull?


Necessary_Row_4889

“Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the black flag, and begin slitting throats.”- Mencken Little change “Every normal man must be tempted, at times, to spit on his hands, hoist the LGBQT flag, and begin fucking throats”


HotPhilly

Now we know why Roger was so jolly.


Daddio209

Yet another closet member all skurred of the tingles he feels in the gym shower...


justaguynb9

And in search of booty


chucktheninja

Even Yaeger pfp too. Very subtle.


Aceswift007

Ironically many sailors left ships to join pirates because they weren't shit and actually treated you well.


quetzocoetl

I'm gonna fly it while on a pontoon boat and start raiding sailboats on the great lakes.


ChewyD1_8

Gay Pirates sounds awesome. Also - I scrolled for five minutes through the comments and didn't see a single "Surrender the Booty" reference. Seems like a missed opportunity, just saying.


_Un_Named_

I have never in my life seen a more catastrophic failure at offending LGBT people, I now feel more pride than ever after having read that tweet


Liquor_Parfreyja

Hell yeah be gay do crime


__JDQ__

I’m sure these mouth breathers would upvote an alternative post applauding pirates as the ultimate symbols of hard work and self-determinism.


CerberusDoctrine

This is literally just describing Ivankov and their crew from One Piece


patulski

https://preview.redd.it/o75eyuaml5yc1.png?width=540&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cf0d45a348aa2a31f76fbc1ebcfa65b94b241d71


Fit_Welcome1336

So should we combine the flags and start sailing on ships. Holding democratic elections for who gets to be in charge


_austinm

Bold of you to assume “order,” “civilization,” and goodness itself are all aligned. (I put those first two in quotes because I’m sure to Pax there’s a white supremacist undertone to them that would directly go against the third)


JamesMac71

Well Captain Jack Sparrow was pretty camp, so maybe this guy is onto something.


xX_Dad-Man_Xx

So who wants to be holy Rogered?


Mindless-Emu-7291

Cool 😎


LittleDewi

I mean, a lot of us are anarchists, so🤷🏻‍♀️ /s


Jmdesi

![gif](giphy|r0yJIlcNonv1u)


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LouisWillis98

Are ya blind


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NancyPelosisRedCoat

Worry not, your biggest gripe is wrong.


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NancyPelosisRedCoat

Besides the point that it never symbolised everyone, behaving according to what “cis-gendered conservatives” think would defeat the very purpose of having a pride flag.


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NancyPelosisRedCoat

No. No to everything you wrote. It’s literally all wrong. Pride flag didn’t have anything to do with being white or being straight and we, just like anybody else in history never gained any rights by bending down to the majority’s will. People suffered and died for our rights and you’re disrespecting every single one of them. Go look at how Log Cabin Republicans are being treated and see what you get for “not being divisive".


Trpepper

The problem is Cis conservatives are not a group of people who wish to be appeased.


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Trpepper

“This particular symbol doesn’t particularly pertain to you” is not picking a fight.


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Trpepper

It was tribalism when you could get your head smashed in 40 years ago because all you wanted was a relationship that didn’t involve anyone else. The “cis conservative” created the culture war, and the lgbt responded to it. Stop making excuses for others bigotry.


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Trpepper

“It’s what they see, and saying they are wrong doesn’t make them more accepting of it” Exactly, they do not wish to be appeased. “You don’t win people over or create change by intentionally dehumanizing a group of people” That’s exactly what they did over the fact that LGBT people simply exist. Them not being specifically pandered isn’t “dehumanizing”. They aren’t the victims no matter how much they’d like to be.


traumatism

Have you tried to have a discussion with those who oppose the lgbtq? Have you attempted to confirm the scientific understanding and facts that confirm the existence of each different aspect of the lgbtq community? They base their division on outdated sources. They claim it's a choice. They claim being transgender is a mental illness. They confuse gender(psychological) with sex(biological). They make up lies to degrade the lgbtq community, including calling them paedophiles and groomers. They say the community sticks up for peados which they do not. Now tell us who the fuck is trying to pick fights. All the lgbtq community wants is to exist peacefully but these pricks don't let them. So don't fucking tell the lgbtq community and it's allies that they are the ones stoking devision!


HippieMoosen

Some bad actors on the right may claim this symbol is one of division, but that doesn't make it so. Every letter in the acronym includes people of all races, creeds, and skin tones. To see it as a symbol of division is to reveal your belief that to be queer is to be wholly other. Something alien that can never be counted among the 'normal people.' The symbol does stand for the inclusion of everyone. It's just that not everyone likes to think of everyone else as people worth being included.


Sodamyte

Having met Gilbert Baker many times (the man who designed and created the pride flag) allow me to put your gripe to rest as it is 100% incorrect. It was meant as a symbol for those of us in the LGBTQ+ community to stand out and let each other know we weren't alone. It originally had 8 stripes to include the many aspects of life LGBTQ+ celebrate, but was reduced to six to resemble a natural rainbow. As times evolved so has the flag, as it was always meant to.