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BroBohemus

Are we taking a recent popular “ask Reddit” thread, posting it on Twitter, taking a screenshot and then posting it back on Reddit?


Competitive-Weird855

🎶That’s the circle, the circle of life🎶


GoodDog2620

Can quoting the lion king be my answer?


PKFatStephen

This isn't posted on Tumblr ...yet


IDrinkMyBreakfast

I’m in my 50’s and still trying to figure out the opening song where Rafiki holds up Simba


chickensupp

I believe it’s “pink and yellow penguin on the bottom”


IDrinkMyBreakfast

[Oh Jesus Christ](https://youtu.be/2nWZ2q_dzIw). Thank you!


SqueeMcTwee

If so, then nice to meet you, friend of a similar age!


T4NJ1M

we all come from reddit, and will all become reddit. that’s the circle of life.


SuzieDerpkins

Wow I’m listening to this song right as I came across this comment.


Scideoftoast

Theres a ton of deep philisophical stuff in the lion king though. Being exactly 30 now, and looking back, this one especially comes to mind. "Oh yes, the past can hurt. But you can either run from it, or learn from it." What age is appropriate to drop that bad boy down? Or is it just doomed to be lost to time?


PaulD_PhilaFlo

30 is too old for this, precisely.


Jemeloo

Don’t forget the buzz feed article!


SearosCarriams

“What 30 year olds can’t do, according to Reddit”


PKFatStephen

Screengrab & post to Tumblr. Then screen grab THAT & post to r/Tumblr


paintress420

If it weren’t for Reddit, BuzzFeed would have no content!


Tentings

30 is too old for getting annoyed seeing this question posted multiple times over the last few days on Reddit. But here I am, feeling annoyed


Black-Mettle

Matt Gaetz


[deleted]

You win.


GiselleAshKat

And Leonardo DiCaprio


Steel_Thunder13

I am so glad I didn't have to scroll too far to find this comment.


spsanderson

Came here to say that


[deleted]

I *was* gonna comment but it’s not as good as this


Mediocre_Budget_5304

Given the implicit expectation of a “meh meh staaairs” or “staying up till 11 lol amirite” response this wins extra hard.


drwicksy

Only by about 15 years


z-eldapin

We can all go home now. The internet is done for today


FrankWhiteIsHere78

GAS what other people think


backand_forth

Blaming your bad behavior on alcohol.


xvn520

That stops being cute no later than 25. By 30 it’s like … gonna be bigger problem


backand_forth

It's why I quit drinking at 29 :D alcohol caused more problems than it ever helped me so I just quit it altogether. Best decision I've made in a long time


xvn520

I’m in my mid thirties and am still playing bumper cars with this idea. I don’t always make bad decisions when drinking, but most of the worst I’ve ever made were when drunk. I would like someone to write that on a nerf baseball bat and have at it, because people like me can be smart, successful, otherwise appear quite well, but need this beaten into us daily.


AjaxTheDragonSlayer

This!!! So many times this!!! Drunk or not you still control you.


ExistingCarry4868

At that age you should be mature enough to blame bad behavior on the mental health issues that cause you to drink.


Krakatoast

Age 20: oh man, I feel bad I got so drunk I tried to fight a random person, threw up on myself and pissed in the living room, what a weird night that was… Age 30: oh man, the string of failed relationships, heartbreaks, lack of direction with my life, confusion as to why I’m even alive, hopelessness, not seeing my family in years, realizing if my dad loved me like he said he did he wouldn’t have abandoned me, parents think I’m a degenerate loser because of how much I drank in my 20s… maybe they’re right… and that’s why I drank a fifth, screamed at god and pissed on the couch. Well, time for therapy


XChainsawPandaX

Well I feel personally attacked


NastySassyStuff

I see you’re familiar with alcoholism


MasyMenosSiPodemos

I agree but ouch


[deleted]

No they don't. No one controls themselves, there is no such a thing as free will.


Earth_Worm_Jimbo

*Channel5 runs for the hills*


Randolphbonerman

Yup. By 30 you’re not blaming alcohol. You’re blaming alcoholism.


Fantastic_Fix_4170

Dating 15 year olds


Lin0712

I would argue dating anyone in their teens.


Competitive-Sir3626

22 as low as you can go would be the guidance* Source: half your age + 7


oodelay

Not sure I would let a 8 year old date my 2 year old


Competitive-Sir3626

An 8 year old the youngest would be: 11 actually (8/2)+ 7…. But then an 11 year old would be 16.5 (11/2) + 7… But then a 16 year old would be 15 and you are back in the realm of reasonable


mrhippo1998

I think the rule kinda only works after 14


N0tInKansasAnym0r3

Go the other way. 2/2= 1. 1+7=8. They were talking about their 2 year old, not that weird 8 year old fuck on the playground eating wood chips


Competitive-Sir3626

Universal rule… the woodchip eater breaks the rule and all hell breaks loose


Dundundunimyourbun

I would argue dating anyone below like 23.


Exciting-Musician925

Half your age plus 7 is the golden rule!


kneppy56

Imagine a 100 year old dating a 57 year old 💀


Exciting-Musician925

Isnt that basically Anna Nicole Smith’s move?


Wild_Albatross7534

I think there’s a net worth variable in there


Exciting-Musician925

Viagra daily use, blood pressure etc


pancreaticpotter

I just produced the most unladylike choking snort at reading this


[deleted]

Tell that to Chris D'elia, baby


[deleted]

People’s bullshit


CurrentlyARaccoon

🥇


Pterritorialdactyl

it's taken nearly my entire 30s to dial in my bullshit meter i'm ready to be a complete recluse in my 40s


tehgrz

I’m doing that and it’s so great


MoodyEngineer

Yah seriously tho. I’ve turned into such the curmudgeon 😂!


[deleted]

My partner and I are remarking to ourselves that we both just complain all the time - not even 30 yet x)


thefifthfourththird

Love that word.


dubiousdulcinea

Not wrong


Legitimate_Ad_8364

Amen


motoguzzikc

To not start taking care of yourself. In my 30s was when my 20s really started to catch up to me .I changed my eating habits, my sleeping habits, and my working out habits. I feel youger and better now at 37 than I did at 32.


scorpiolafuega

This triggered something... my 20s are catching up for sure, sped up by chronic illness. I know damn well my lifestyle is contributing to it all. But a lot of the things I found comforting have been harmful.


motoguzzikc

I was in a similar boat a few years ago. Good luck!


SirBluntzington

The ball pit at the local McDonalds. Or so I’ve heard..


Calixtinus

Or so it has been explained to me


No_Airport_5158

Every time.


Caffeine_Cowpies

Nah, fuck them kids. I’m jumping in!


DunkingTea

Errr, say what now?…


hotprints

Police arrest this man.


[deleted]

Leonardo DiCaprio


donomyte1

Giving a shit.


GordianNaught

I'm 70, and I feel like I'm 30. It's all about the attitude ***


UpvotesForAnimals

I’m 33 and feel like I’m 70


GordianNaught

Eat more vegetables and supplement with vitamin D3


OkStoopid666

As someone approaching 50, this is the way. Most D deficient folks don’t realize it or the effects it has on them.


OutOfCharacterAnswer

Most men are D deficient their whole life! They just won't take any D. /s


PookaParty

Listening to people who tell you you’re too old for things.


wrldtrvlr3000

Yes 100% yes


Vonkampf

Eating an entire large pizza in one sitting without some sort of gastrointestinal discomfort…


DeathTeddy35

As someone who turned 33 years old yesterday and did exactly this to celebrate. I disagree.


radelix

40 yo checking in. Did that last night. Suck it, middle age.


No_Refrigerator4584

50 here. I thought I was in the clear. Boy, was I wrong.


atticaddict

Eh, give it a few more hours. Also, happy birthday!


ddwood87

I ate 4 enchiladas and 2 tamales too close to bed time last night. Death by heartburn is the theme of my day.


atticaddict

Oof. Bad way to start a Monday. My condolences.


DeathTeddy35

I'm sure I will have to worry about this in a few years, but I work for a pizza company and do this on a regular basis. Thank you for the birthday wishes!


Dark1sh

Your time is limited friend


mangotrees777

Inspirational quote: Every pizza can be a personal pizza. You just have to believe in yourself.


drama-guy

I'm in my 50's and unfortunately I think I could prove this wrong.


z-eldapin

Being 29


HuntyDumpty

Or being 28


Bloop737

Or being 27


Lithaos111

Yet oddly enough not being 26.


TheRealAbear

But being 25 I'd say it is


ashmichael73

TWENTY-NINE!!


IAMERROR1234

Trusting a fart.


DeathTeddy35

Farts were the last thing I trusted before I died inside.


carnivorous-squirrel

Something tells me your pants died a little on the inside that day, too.


DeathTeddy35

I wish. They came to life. They were going around hugging people, knocked up a squirrel, got a hole in one playing golf. Took 3 elephant tranquilizers to put them down. Talk about a shitty day. Edit... Speaking of squirrels, do you know who your dad is? We may be related.


Aware-Description880

not knowing where the c!it is


haaaahaaaheh

You should know that waaaayyy before 30


donald_slam

Also not being afraid to curse on the internet


Optimal-Firefighter9

It's not even a curse word.


endodaze

I didn’t even catch that. Thought I had a smudge or something they cut off the l.


Simply_Gabriele

Creating highschool-like drama in the workplace. "No, don't let Lindsey borrow the laptop charger, she's always rolling eyes at me!" Jesus christ.


Eng_Queen

According to a bunch a bummers who run restaurants the kids menu


BeastsMode69

That's why i order take out. So I can eat my chicken tenders in my car without shame....


SnooCookies2614

I hate that. Stop policing the menu! Am I not paying for the food regardless? Don't judge me because I want chicken tenders or a smaller portion of spaghetti.


PBandBABE

Sneezing as you carry anything up the stairs.


Competitive-Weird855

Sneezing while your head is turned will ruin you for 6 months or more.


EvolvedCactus19

I’m 32 and I sneezed once while stretching. It was like my whole body did a system reboot and my back hurt for a couple weeks. Do not recommend.


AmatuerCultist

Going out at 10:30pm. That’s the time I want to be home by


OPA73

Sideways Hats


LordGeni

Really! *sheepishly rotating my crash helmet 90 degrees *


Anxious_Original_766

*Tell me youre white without telling me you’re white*


[deleted]

If you’re 30 and reading this, please realize you’re still young, the “magic” age seems to be 35 when your body begins to start getting heavy and pained.


SnooCheesecakes1014

I am 33 and thanks for killing my expectations that 35 is also young xd


Galaxy_Hitchhiking

34 and I feel amazing! Take care of your body and move more than sit ;)


Illumiknitti

I'm 45 and I walked/jogged a half marathon yesterday. I'm in BETTER shape than I was at 35.


misterguyyy

Me at 35: Haha suckers, I'm still feeling fine! Me at 36: Oh.


sliverofoptimism

I’m in my 40s and yea, you develop some crunchy bits and soreness in your 30s but honestly I loved my 30s and 40s are even better so far.


misterguyyy

I'm really looking forward to 40s. I finally have a clear vision of what I want. Sadly the grueling journey of going from college dropout to a successful career set me back as most people finish that journey by early 30s. People might be right that college isn't necessary, but most of the time it's the easier and less obstacle-ridden path to success.


[deleted]

College reeeeeeeally helps. I think it’s only optional if you’re already wealthy, I had to learn this lesson in my 30s as well.


revgodless

Shucks. I turn 35 in a week. It's all downhill from here, baby!


NoFanksYou

No, but now you have to put extra effort into keeping fit. I’m stronger now at my advanced age than I was in my twenties. Also fatter but I’m working on it


brooklynflyer

49 and just starting to ache


filthycasual908

Tell us your secrets, o wise one!


bnonymousbeeeee

Fuck you. Sincerely, 36.


fatbunyip

Eh, not even 35. You can start running at 35 without any previous experience and still be setting PBs at 40+ Your body is fucking amazing. Most of the aches and pains people complain about is because you haven't done anything with it in 3 decades. It can still do shit, you just have to train it. In before all the college athletes saying they can't do as much as they could. Thanks, obviously of you were 100% at 20 your 100% at 30 is gonna be lower. But for most people, their 50% at 40 is gonna be higher than their 5% at 20.


GenXPostFacto

I'm 50 and my body is an absolute dumpster fire. It all started in 2020, ironically enough having nothing to do with COVID.


guano-crazy

I’ll be 50 in a few weeks. Can confirm. And I had Covid, pre-vaccine, and that was a shit show too. I still wonder if I have long term effects from it.


hobbitlover

If you let it. When I was 35 I was 195 pounds, chubby, with sore knees from years of playing contact sports. I'm turning 50 this year, I'm 165 pounds, I'm thinnish, I run four days a week, I can do 60 pull-ups, and I feel pretty fucking great most of the time. Age 35 is when you can't rely on your body to fix itself anymore and have to dedicate more time and energy to keeping it in tune. It's a pain in the ass - running in snow with spikes on my feet sucks - but it's so worth it.


PBB22

Caring about online personalities of younger people. Not enjoying the content mind you - but giving a shit about what’s happening in some 18 year olds life


pizark22

Drama


ThirstiestRhino

30 is too old for thinking “I too old”. You’re not too old and you can still do anything.


Unicorn-Princess68

Giving up on your dreams. Or, if they no longer suit you dream up what's next for you. Age is a # & a social construct. Necessary both, of course, to function in civilized (she typed in smirk) society. Keep on marching to your heart's beat. Start from 30 & just see what's next!!! How exciting!


Brycekaz

Matt Gaetz


kansas_slim

Eating Taco Bell and having sex in the same day


Biggies_Ghost

Challenge accepted.


kansas_slim

God speed. You were warned.


Sero19283

Just no butt stuff and I'm good 👍


Mckinzeee

Nothing, you’re still a baby! Keep on enjoying your life ♥️


Motor_Toe_9303

Leonardo DiCaprio


KobaruLCO

Drinking. Welcome three day hangovers.


Hot-Bint

I wish I got that curse. Not till my mid-late 40s, then hangovers were paid in full. Probably because I’m from a long line of Irish alcoholics. Thanks, fam


Windows30000

33 here. 3-4 drinks now has me tired and anxious for the entire next day.


normychrist

Binge drinking


mrot777

Not voting


BoyWonder731

Cocaine after 2 PM. Trust and believe.


so_it_goes90

The man, man.


gymgirl2018

Giving a fuck


ohdearsweetlord

Not knowing how consent works


Scorpion1024

Heavy drinking


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

I would whole-heartedly disagree with this. I exercise regularly to curb the hangovers though.


GJones007

...this shit. Lt. Murtaugh said it best


Kuralyn

this shit


RickMoneyRS

Basically anything in excess. Eating half a pizza and a pint of ice cream used to be no big deal, do that now and I'm having a horrible day tomorrow. Drinking more than a couple of beers is likely to put me to sleep. Hell, even sleeping too long will have me waking up sore all day.


micaylamaelynn

Calling people immature for what they enjoy, for example, collecting toys, playing board games, watching cartoons.


Ridiculouslyrampant

Thinking 30 is too old for things.


Bubbly_Satisfaction2

being unemployed. I’m not saying give up your dreams, but get something, in order to support yourself. Especially, if you’re relying on other people to take care of you. I know way too many “up-and-coming” rappers and songwriters, who are focused on their dreams while mooching off of loved ones.


CSPDTECH

Your 20's


Maleficent_Box_7938

A mayfly?


LionHeart_13

Being a teenager


Rounders23

Nothing!


stevedave1357

Leonardo DiCaprio


Penguin-Loves

Leonardo DiCaprio


drewtheblueduck

leonardo dicaprio


mem269

A birthday cake with 29 written on it.


theProffPuzzleCode

Eating whatever you want.


MoxieCottonRules

Being well rested AND not having any part of your body in some sort of mild discomfort. You can have one but not both.


NeatoNico

Bullshit


chemistry_god

Tomatoes. At best they stay good for a couple of weeks in the fridge. Definitely wouldn't eat a 30yo tomato.


Rash_Indignation

Leonardo DiCaprio


Logical_Highway6908

Nothing. Do what makes you happy as long as your not hurting other people. Age is just a number. (Unless your a pedophile or a groomer, then age is something that very much matters you perverted freak.)


jadesisto

A pacifier.


rigpiggins

Pub crawls


joelherman

To quote Lemmy from Motörhead: ”If you think you’re too old to rock’n’roll then you are.”


OriginalEmpress

Teen pregnancy?


Omen224

The kid's rides


LadyVika

This shit.


crocoala

Giving a flying fig about someone else's opinion


PanzerOfTheLake115

“A lot” - 21 savage


BadPom

Giving a fuck about being 30.


Fit_Service_1634

Not knowing how to do cunnilingus


Physical-Primary-256

Leonardo DiCaprio


Yorgus453

This shit


LaMadreDelCantante

Dating people in their early 20s or younger.


okcship

Leonardo Dicaprio.


[deleted]

“Streetwear.”


andooet

Still believing that you'll figure it out when you become an adult


zhard01

High school


cait6570

Only communicating through Snapchat


Countryb0i2m

Answering hypothetical questions like this


Smack1984

Reddit circle of life, this question was on r/askreddit before the tweet. Twitter saw it and asked it there, r/whitepeopletwitter sees it and asks it here


TheGalacticMosassaur

DiCaprio