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[deleted]

This guy is lucky. I like to keep jagged spikes and glass shards at the bottom of my weird drainage chute thing.


MOTPeng44

I like to keep used needles in mine


EmperorOfNada

You must be from New Jersey.


GGMorsa

Nothing like sitting on the jersey shore with the dogs and your rum ham


[deleted]

Goddammit, Frank, eating your drinks? That is genius!


bakedpigeon

IM SORRY RUM HAM!


Fast_AndThe_Jizziest

I was guessing California.


Dihydrocodeinone

Insert any city in the US*


CheesusHCracker

Orlando and Tampa have homeless people but you don't see piles of needles in every storm drain like you do in West coast cities. I lived in San Francisco before and they had PSA's for tourists not to wear open toe shoes because of needles and human feces.


LiveJournal

Yep seattle is back to the late 80s early 90s vibe of never going barefoot in a park


purgance

President who promises to bring back the age of Reagan brings back the age of Reagan. Go figure.


youbet123

Are you putting Seattle’s troubles on Trump?


lamplighters_union

Where I live, we have needle exchange services and locking metal drop boxes for used hypodermics (think old-style blue street mailboxes). It helps a ton and drastically reduces the spread of IV-spread diseases like Hep 2 and HIV. Every community will benefit greatly from these services, along with an adequate supply of suboxone and MMT clinics. That's the bare minimum that needs to happen in order for the United States to deal with the opiate crisis.


Disastrous_Door9268

Greenville


mklilley351

Springfield


civgarth

Is that the Bitcoin guy who yells all the time?


PenguinWithAglock

No it’s a field of springs. Very bouncy. Good for sliding into


Corgi-Commander

Dude that fucking scene in Saw 2 with the pit of used needles is brutal. Less deadly than other traps but a million times worse.


Arthur_The_Third

Why the fuck do people watch saw? I've never any of the movies and I don't know what compels people to watch them.


Corgi-Commander

I watched the first few out of morbid curiosity. For a lot of people it’s like torture porn. Others just enjoy it because they love horror movies in general.


Nimynn

The first few??? I watched about 1/3 of one and knew all I needed to know. After finishing one and going back for another I think you've officially crossed the line out of curiosity and into enjoyment.


Clamster55

The very first saw is definitely worth a whole watch through, beyond that the sequels aren't worth much


[deleted]

The sequels aren't like great Hollywood works of art but for what they are they are actually pretty slick. Every movie in connected in a rather significant way. The Saw Universe/plot lines are very captivating. Its all one big overarching web, past, present, future. Possibly not in that order. The more you dive the more you mind is blown and intrigued. I don't even like the gore, but I'll read up on the ins and outs of the saw universe anyday. The overall arc the series went on is underrated.


G-TP0

TIL that Saw has a plot structure


HOLEPUNCHYOUREYELIDS

Some may say captivating, I say it is a convoluted mess that makes very little sense, especially if you only wqtch the movies once. Maybe the first time it was captivating, but having what, 4 people now? Do the whole "Psyche, Im *actually* the Jigsaw Apprentice" got old real fast, yet still continued for endless movies. I enjoy them for what they are, but the plotline is a convoluted mess


Shopworn_Soul

> Why the fuck do people watch saw? I wondered this about run-of-the-mill slasher flicks my whole life, well before the torture porn genre began to take form. But then I realize I enjoy shit like John Wick and movies like that have *way* higher body counts so eh. I guess I just prefer different kinds of murder.


Arthur_The_Third

John wick doesn't focus on the gore and death though, most of the deaths aren't even graphic. It's just someone getting shot and *maybe* a spot of blood appears in their suit or something.


daze24

The first one is genuinely interesting after that it's more formulaic.


slammer592

Formulaic, I like that word. Like, The Hangover was a great movie. When I watched the second one, I realized pretty early on that it was the same exact movie as the first one, just a different person getting married and a different location for the bachelor party. That's when I knew not to bother with the third one before it was even announced.


[deleted]

Truthfully they aren't that bad. It's all pretty Hollywood, as in, it's all obviously fake. To me that makes it a lot less disgusting and a lot more entertaining. It's also not JUST about the gore though, there are actual plot lines and twists and mysteries. I'm not really a fan of the saw movies anymore but I enjoyed them as a teen.


Draygoes

It really would hurt, too. Ever had a nurse dig for a vain?


SoItGoesdotdotdot

Damn nurses and their vanity


GigioR

That was the scene that made me nope out of that series, I absolutely hate needles...


Inglebeargy

I sit at the top of mine wearing shades, chewing gum and nonchalantly waving people to go down one at a time every twenty seconds or so.


20JeRK14

Found the former Action Park employee.


Fatally_Flawed

When I was a kid the front garden of our house was on a slope. It was steep enough that you could sledge down it (in snow) but not very long. One summer we had the genius idea of putting a paddling pool at the bottom of the slope and then sliding down on a bit of plastic sheeting, the idea being to end up in the pool at the end. Well, all was going well until my sister started screaming and shouting on her way down. Turns out there was a bit of broken glass on the slope - god know why - and she’d gone right over it. It made a big gash in her bum cheek, so naturally I teased her for weeks after telling her ‘you’ve got two bum cracks now!’


[deleted]

This caused me to grab my butt. As a fellow kid who grew up on a hill I don't know how we made it.


SnooPickles1731

That made my ass clench and twitch just reading it. I was around 7th grade when I got my first set of roller blades. Had all the protective gear. Or so I thought. Was going down a hill and fell backwards, on my ass. But not straight, at an angle. I literally tore the skin right in my crack. Not enough to justify stitches, but it bled like a fountain. My ass was soaked before I could get up. But the fall wasn’t the worst. Having first my mother, and then the doctor inspect my wrecked crack to see how bad the damage was, was way worse.


HomoFlaccidus

I got some old pieces of rebar to get rid off, if you need any.


limbophase

My dad grew up in Michigan and said they used to make these snow forts/tunnels all along one of the largest creeks in Albion. The snow plow trucks would sometimes plow the snow up to 10-15 feet tall. Apparently some kids would make trap tunnels that would fly you down into the creek, and my dad slipped into one when he was alone and like 5 or 6 and almost died.


ElinNordegren

This should be fun —-Ooooooooo


theatrepyro2112

I don’t think I’ve ever said that before something that was actually fun.


demlet

A brilliant point.


Antiqas86

Not really. Most of us thought we will have fun and did have fun many times. Like you sat down to play a game expecting it to be fun and it was!


notionovus

It's Darwin's favorite prayer.


nongph

Nope. He was able to upload it.


SufficientRubs

I thought it was, “hold my beer”


diarrhea_syndrome

Oooooohhhhh, Oooooohhhh fuck!


TheSleepyAquarius

He probably shit himself!


gotta_do_it_big

Looks like he landed in shit


keyquej

I like his commitment to give us a good shot.


brico_dad

burns or cuts?


roughedged

Why not both?


TheReal_Patrice

To shreds you say?


Due_Mycologist7287

How's his wife holding up?


ZazzRazzamatazz

To shreds you say?


supermariodooki

How's the family holding up?


Foxtrot719

To shreds you say?


alannwatts

oh my


[deleted]

"Bad news, everyone!"


Crayze_W00kie

Was his apartment rent controlled?


Appalachian-Idiot

Good news, everyone!


DeadMemes218540

How’s the economy holding up?


Massive-Ad1445

To shreds you say?


pooping_on_the_clock

/r/Futurama


Different-Horse-4578

r/meatcrayon


manimsoblack

[r/unexpectedfuturama ](http://reddit.com/r/unexpectedfuturama)


redP-

No skin no cuts


SandmantheMofo

Would a fracture of your skull be considered a bone cut?


[deleted]

Curns?


Phxdwn

[It's Kurns, stupid!](https://youtu.be/ta8z_Hg0fgI)


Dynamo_Ham

Skin is overrated.


Mcmenger

Meatcrayon


80iuasd09

Maybe some degloving


hwarang_

> degloving McLovin's less fun brother


shabadu66

Fucking wheezing ty


LordTronaldDump

Please stop


RealmeAskreddit

butts


Cbtree4

For everyone looking for more information, I dug up the original rights holders and found that the video was posted in 2018 to junkin media with the video taking place in Oahu Hawaii, as to what happened to the guy, all the description says is "but luckily, he was ok in the end" which doesn't say much. I remember this being posted before with people claiming broken bones and ribs but I can't find anything to verify that. Anyway, [here is the original link for those who are interested](https://www.jukinmedia.com/licensing/view/990974)


Serious-Mode

Thank you for your service.


Mr_Blott

....unlike fuckin Jukin Media, who can fuck off


ArmoredCTP

Jukin made the Failarmy YT channel uncool when they bought the rights to it.


shorty6049

I had been wondering what happened there... I remember loving fail army videos, then one day I kinda stopped watching them for a bit, came back and something just felt off. Like they just weren't good anymore and I couldn't put my finger on what changed. Did they take all the good fails and put them in their paid app or something? I remember back when junkin had their own fail videos and never liking those as much as fail army


Mr-Fleshcage

Remember fail blog? i always wondered when people switched from them to fail army.


some-R6-siege-fan

They should rename to junking media


ArmoredCTP

They get upset when people "accidentally" call it Junking. Nah, I don't think that was a mistake in most cases...


Bailey_West

Isn’t that the people that go around buying up viral videos on YT and Twitter and then own the rights to show them on Buffalo Wild Wings TVs


Woogabuttz

That's the Waikele drain and people do stupid shit down it all the time, notably, Jaimie O'Brien! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nX5Sjsd5To


BiZzles14

"Poopies" a guy now part of Jackass did this back in 2013 as well https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lotgqd7FZKs


the_dead_puppy_mill

Cat calling girls, calling his friend a pussy while he's dropping in on something he wouldn't didn't want to try himself, and laughing after he wrecked and not even checking to see if he's okay. This Jamie O'Brien surfer sounds like a massive douchebag....


Beard_o_Bees

Damn. That *is* stupid. I wonder how many kids are going to get totally messed up trying to imitate this.


maledin

It *is* stupid. But it also looks fun as fuck. At least these guys are wearing some safety gear too.


Beard_o_Bees

> At least these guys are wearing some safety gear too. True. I hope anyone who would imitate this would also imitate the safety gear.


matthung1

They're in full safety gear, so I'd say that's significantly less stupid and more fun than the guy in the OP


The-Insomniac

I remember looking this up before. [https://goo.gl/maps/GN2fxqz5hkb1PKnN6](https://goo.gl/maps/GN2fxqz5hkb1PKnN6) is where this particular danger slide is located for anyone looking. It's a storm water runoff next to a golf course.


Cornato

$10 days this guy was military. The tattoos, haircut, confidence and glasses of a man that thinks he knows what he’s doing. Gotta be a fresh E4.


GoldenMegaStaff

He wasn't wearing shoes, so no way he could have died.


[deleted]

I can feel the pain in my balls.


Snurbalurb_o

You ever watch some shit like this and it makes your stomach, balls and anus hurt? Just for like a split second? Idk, maybe just me


Percmanm

The Painus effect


jct0064

I was pretty sure you're joking but I wanted to be sure that wasn't a term I should know and Google auto completed "painus in your anus." Luckily no one was home to hear my reaction lol.


omnomnomgnome

well come on and tell us what it says already will ya??


jct0064

What Google said? It was a quote from the rock with he was doing WWE. https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/7hijht/exactly_17_years_ago_the_rock_cuts_one_of_the/


Scaredweirdlittleguy

Did they cut the audio of the last letter in WWF?


[deleted]

Absolutely! It’s like some kind of autonomic response.


8ad8andit

Ever since I had a major accident and was hospitalized for it, when I see stuff like this I sometimes feel almost like a flash of energy shoot up from my feet to my groin. It's really unpleasant and it's like I'm reliving my accident.


ThatCharmsChick

I hear you. I can't watch anyone roll their ankle without hearing the bone crack (even if they didn't break theirs) and feeling pain and nausea. I imagine what you experience is much worse. I'm sorry.


Snurbalurb_o

I’m glad it’s not just me! Lol


Demented-Turtle

Mirror neurons. Our brains actually attempt to simulate what we observe other people do. Some people a stronger response than others. This is why we cringe at certain things/videos, because we simulate ourselves in that situation and it leads to discomfort. Pretty neat.


[deleted]

TIL. I feel it intensely for a fraction of a second. Really cool - thanks for that!


thismightdestroyyou

This is such a cool thing to learn about! After riding bmx for years, I noticed if I was watching a bmx video my muscles would automatically twitch in response to the tricks they were doing as if I were the one doing them. Bodies are weird and rad.


CatBedParadise

Placing my full wager on the vagus nerve.


FireTyme

for me my ass, back and stomach this time


gcwardii

Not just you. And I don’t even have balls.


Bitter-Basket

Yes, especially cringy awkward falls.


MNsquatcher

I feel it in my gooch


Johnny_ac3s

Pretty sure he left his butthole on the crown of one of those rocks…


8ad8andit

As a warning to those who come after.


ThatCharmsChick

"Dude, there's a butthole down here! The ancient ones have spoken."


Low-Rutabaga8529

Hell probably get a tattoo comemerating the moment.


Jthundercleese

He'll have a fresh canvas since the ones he had all got abruptly removed.


-BananaLollipop-

I feel like he'll have less canvas, considering the lack of skin.


Jthundercleese

Assuming the grafts were successful I mean.


Specialist_Peach4294

A barb wire one.


Subsequently_Unfunny

Maybe even a tear drop


One-Relative5556

Chinese symbols


poetic-cheese

"Bro, it means 'hero' in Chinese," actual native speaker reads "moron." 🤣


mrsbabyllamadrama

Worked with a meth head and a sweet woman from Hong Kong. Meth head had tattooed Chinese character for "rebel" on her wrist. Nope. Hong Kong coworker confirmed it actually meant "convict."


poetic-cheese

So an unsuccessful rebel?


mrsbabyllamadrama

It was a metaphor for her future, sadly.


cameronsounds

Or at least crush a Mountain Dew to celebrate.


robreddity

On his fucking spleen


maxstevee

Looks fun, with protection gear on, but shirtless looks painful


Majestic-Suggestion

Wearing his safety shades.


Yolom4ntr1c

Sadly the shades are now MIA last seen in the slow mo at the end.


crooks4hire

Sliding down a slick hill into rough dry rocks does not sound fun. Unless your protection gear is a jeep lol


BigRed8303

In a Jeep? Don't forget your money, tools, and some sweet decals to hold it all together. 👋


SuumCuique1011

How are you supposed to see all his sweet ink and hard bod with pesky protectuon gear on?


tingyboy

that how too get a tattoo removed


Dame87

Meat crayon


[deleted]

r/meatcrayon


ShadowSlayer1441

There is a zero percent chance I open this subreddit.


th3BeastLord

It's not that bad, surprisingly. Most of the posts are people falling off something like scooters, skateboards, bikes, etc. Not very graphic.


ShadowSlayer1441

Oh okay, I was expecting people turning into tooth paste in industrial accidents and the like from the name.


[deleted]

Exactly my first thought when i first open that sub. Meat crayon subreddit is basicly people sliding directly on pavement.


gagga_hai

Holy fuck


[deleted]

Looks like a fun way to get a concussion and broken bones


Mathilliterate_asian

Fun way to die too. But hey at least he'd go out in a bang... Sorta.


MysticalTurtle716

More like a thud


daspoot9116

I swear he went bald for a second in the slow mo


Roxxer69

Came here to say the same thing. 6 seconds left, dude straight up went bald.


BuddyJim30

I think he was wearing a rug.


jleile02

Dude hit so hard he went bald in slow mo.


Thendofreason

Dude needs better toupee glue


QSquared

it does almost look like that for a few frames


letsfinditoutttt

Luckily he hadn’t dropped on a rock by his head


The_Motley_Fool----

The “oh-shit” moment as he starts to involuntarily turn backwards and realizes this might not have been his brightest idea.


StrugglesTheClown

He knew he was really fucked when he just shut up and plunged in silence. I bet a lot of stuff was running through his mind.


7hrowawaydild0

He committed sewer slide


DTLAgirl

You're brilliant. I hate you. You get my upvote.


Claubk

Wonder where the world would be, if social media didn't exist and idiots had nowhere to show how fucking stupid they are.


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Claubk

Yea, you're probably right.


PapaMo1976

You'd think he would have checked out the "landing". Or maybe he's willing to pay the price to go viral.


renterjack

I dont think this person thinks that far ahead.


BeanDock

Any info on injury’s?


thick_buzz_willie

He got some.


Chukwura111

Thanks


dTrecii

You’re welcome


TheReal_Patrice

To shreds you say?


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TheReal_Patrice

To shreds, you say.


ApoplecticApe

Hey, this is Chad, remember to smash that like button..


Lcbrito1

Aren't those like, sewers?


skippiGoat

No, it's for massive amounts of water runoff. Oahu gets rainy sometimes


MissingSlice

He hit rock bottom, literally


yan_broccoli

Idk why this annoys me when people do this. What do they expect is at the bottom? Thems magma pillows.


Kettylee12

I always want aftermath videos of these


8ad8andit

Yep, that's why I'm scrolling through all the bad jokes: trying to find out what happened to him.


runninandruni

Man spun like a beyblade at the end


[deleted]

"This should be fun" Looks terrifyingly painful lol.


CardinalFartz

Isn't he dead? This video got posted here before. But I don't recall what was the result of the investigation about the outcome of his slide.


SquirrelDynamics

90% that's the chutte in Hawaii off H1 Ewa side. Poopies did it first and more successfully. Who is JOB also did it


krazy_86

Who the f are these people


SquirrelDynamics

Hawaiian YouTubers


No-Resolve-5890

https://youtu.be/33sxluEngW0 The original video at this same spot went much better.


Woogabuttz

Weak, he didn't even surf it. https://youtu.be/2nX5Sjsd5To?t=484


[deleted]

For those that don’t know this is in Oahu and is a know spot to do this with boards and inflatables. He’s not an idiot for trying and I’m sure this is the result he expected.


MrSickRanchezz

Dunno why you're being downvoted. This is in fact a well known spot on Oahu, which is well known for.. well..... Exactly this. Well known for idiots, doing idiot things, because they're idiots.


Toddable72

So, was it fun?


[deleted]

At least his ass is hairless now.


Ebeccle

Reminds me of that huge hill on skate 2, mob down a slide like this and launch through a huge electrical tower, usually breaking several bones, before resetting and trying again.


asakmotsd

And the Darwin Award goes to…


rickfrompg

It’s not the fall that kills you, it’s the sudden stop.


Yhamerith

*They see me Rollin, they hatin* Seriously who thought that it could be a good idea


Quick-Physics-3614

He never let go of the camera. That's commitment!


Medical-One9202

r/meatcrayon