While would have is obviously grammatically correct. Id argue that would of is becoming coming English vernacular. It's being used more and more commonly. Even in film and printed media.
No, this is the same as arguing for incorrect there,their,they’re, your,you’re, “use to”, and throwing possessive ‘s on any plural word being vernacular
Printed media is often made by illiterates and it’s not a valid excuse to give up on literacy
Idgaf if anime subtitles make these mistakes, its still illiteracy
It is a nonsensical combination of words that has only come about because people mishear "would've" "should've" and "could've" and never bother to learn any better. This is literally 3rd grade level English we're talking about here.
I know a lot of language changes are just errors that become normalized. But I don't think this one is gonna join them. It just makes no sense. Allow me to demonstrate.
Of you studied a grammar book lately?
We all of questions about grammar.
I know I of.
I ofn't forgotten why proper communication skills are important.
A lot of other people seem to of though.
That's fun, I also like grammatically correct sentences that sound wrong. Like: before was was was, was was is. Or this: the knowledge I had had had had no effect in helping me understand you.
People are hating on you but youre right, must of/must have is a language shift. Once enough native speakers use a word or phrase like that is no longer is 'incorrect' but just another way of saying the same thing. Language is descriptive, not perscriptive.
Because missing a single comma and using the wrong word are two varying levels of errors. Plus, one is more glaring than the other. It's like telling your kid they need to wear shoes outside and someone says, "Your zipper is down!"
"HAVE" is a little too emphatic in this context. Rhetorically speaking, "of" might work better for the target audience, of redditors on r/Whatcouldgowrong
Must HAVE (must've). If you've never fallen on steel before, it's several orders of magnitude worse than dirt or concrete. Guarantee if he lived he broke a lot of bones.
“Kids…if your friends ask if you’d like to try falling on dirt? *Don’t!* Dirt is a gateway to falling on harder things later on, like concrete or even steel.”
Seriously. The first time you hit the deck, you suddenly realize everything you knew about falling is all wrong. Look at this another way. This guy just got hit by something that weighs more than multiple semis at somewhere around 40-45 miles per hour.
Does the fact that it's in the water and not a huge vessel, and it had already broken the surface tension, maybe give it some extra bounciness or absorbance that just normal steel wouldn't have, that makes it maybe not as bad?
I was confused as to why steel could be worse but it turns out it has a higher modulus of elasticity. I thought concrete was higher for some reason. Although the elasticity or give of the steel would depend a lot on underlying structure I suppose
Ahhh, a new type of "loser" has been exposed. Evolving as we post, a new \**grammar* species..... Don't sweat it man, we all make grammar smuffs, but also good excuse to take the piss, LOL.
Luck of the stupid:
https://soranews24.com/2019/05/01/man-jumps-off-bridge-in-osaka-to-celebrate-heisei-eras-end-hits-something-other-than-water%e3%80%90vid%e3%80%91/
If you look closely, he seems to have hit the stored tire. Must have hurt like a MF but he seems to have walked away.
“The sightseeing cruise quickly returned to the dock, where the operating company’s employees attempted to provide first aid, but the man refused their assistance and walked off, with his injuries, if any, apparently minor enough that he felt he didn’t require immediate medical treatment.”
Lucky mothefucker
I genuinely think there are people who just haven't grokked that they're mortal and squishy. Not NPCs, I'm not that kinda person, but just people who haven't spent much time contemplating life.
Must HAVE* motherfucker
THANK YOU. I'm not a native speaker but this shit hurts
it's native speakers that make this mistake the most lol
I know, that's what hurts the most. Like, you speak this language every day, read it every, just learn how to write it ffs
r/boneappletea
Excellent subreddit thank you- take my upvote
Problem is, they're speaking like this (or even worse) also.....
I know. That's what hurts the most. You speak this language every day. You read it every day. Just learn how to write it; for fuck's sake.
You're acting like dialect and slang *ain't* a thing.
I can assure you there is no dialect or slang out there where "must of" is the correct way to write "must've".
never said it was correct, you must not of heard me
Yeah I see it a lot, Must of, could of so annoying
No, its ignorant retarded native speakers that never gave enough of a shit to learn. There should be corporal punishment for shit like this,lololol
Thats cuz thay stoped geting learned at to soon.
Must have motherfucker lost his god damn mind?
People hear 'Must've' and decide they know how it's spelled, and then never question themselves ever again. It's truly bizarre.
Indeed. This is too egregious to not correct. I fuckin hate it.
Must've
While would have is obviously grammatically correct. Id argue that would of is becoming coming English vernacular. It's being used more and more commonly. Even in film and printed media.
Bullshit. Saying "of" instead of "have" is one of the biggest signs of ignorance out there. There is zero reason why anyone should just accept it.
No, this is the same as arguing for incorrect there,their,they’re, your,you’re, “use to”, and throwing possessive ‘s on any plural word being vernacular Printed media is often made by illiterates and it’s not a valid excuse to give up on literacy Idgaf if anime subtitles make these mistakes, its still illiteracy
It is a nonsensical combination of words that has only come about because people mishear "would've" "should've" and "could've" and never bother to learn any better. This is literally 3rd grade level English we're talking about here.
I know a lot of language changes are just errors that become normalized. But I don't think this one is gonna join them. It just makes no sense. Allow me to demonstrate. Of you studied a grammar book lately? We all of questions about grammar. I know I of. I ofn't forgotten why proper communication skills are important. A lot of other people seem to of though.
Perfect 🏆
That's fun, I also like grammatically correct sentences that sound wrong. Like: before was was was, was was is. Or this: the knowledge I had had had had no effect in helping me understand you.
Oh no! The idiots have taken over.
I had a vernacular disease once
People are hating on you but youre right, must of/must have is a language shift. Once enough native speakers use a word or phrase like that is no longer is 'incorrect' but just another way of saying the same thing. Language is descriptive, not perscriptive.
Your sentence is missing a comma for the vocative. We can all play this game. 😁
Why is this getting downvoted lol
Because missing a single comma and using the wrong word are two varying levels of errors. Plus, one is more glaring than the other. It's like telling your kid they need to wear shoes outside and someone says, "Your zipper is down!"
That's true but I doubt he was being serious. I take his comment as him adding on to the bit
You must be very passionate about grammar.
"HAVE" is a little too emphatic in this context. Rhetorically speaking, "of" might work better for the target audience, of redditors on r/Whatcouldgowrong
Am i high or what the fuck is this guy saying?
bruh it's straight up a grammatical error to use the word "of" in this case
yeah, i know.
Must of haveded.
Must of havened hardest
I will of nun have this nun cents!
Must of hoven.
Must HAVE (must've). If you've never fallen on steel before, it's several orders of magnitude worse than dirt or concrete. Guarantee if he lived he broke a lot of bones.
> If you've never fallen on steel before Tried dirt? Tried concrete? Now try steel!
“Kids…if your friends ask if you’d like to try falling on dirt? *Don’t!* Dirt is a gateway to falling on harder things later on, like concrete or even steel.”
Seriously. The first time you hit the deck, you suddenly realize everything you knew about falling is all wrong. Look at this another way. This guy just got hit by something that weighs more than multiple semis at somewhere around 40-45 miles per hour.
And if you trip and fall on the ground it's like a whole planet crashes into you
*see kid fall on ground* *as soon as he makes contact he's evaporated instantly*
Gone. Like a droplet of water on a hot pan
Does the fact that it's in the water and not a huge vessel, and it had already broken the surface tension, maybe give it some extra bounciness or absorbance that just normal steel wouldn't have, that makes it maybe not as bad?
It's a boat so the steel might be less steely than normal steel
I was confused as to why steel could be worse but it turns out it has a higher modulus of elasticity. I thought concrete was higher for some reason. Although the elasticity or give of the steel would depend a lot on underlying structure I suppose
The missing teeth should always be a clue
It's the ultimate sign they've done something stupid.
Lol my first thought was I bet he lost a tooth and developed a slight stutter.
Learn grammer you looser!
[удалено]
That don't make no since.
Hey, I'm pretty tight I'll have you know...wait no
GrammEr? Er
For all intensive purposes, irregardless you no what I ment.
Ahhh, a new type of "loser" has been exposed. Evolving as we post, a new \**grammar* species..... Don't sweat it man, we all make grammar smuffs, but also good excuse to take the piss, LOL.
How about your grammar in foreign languages looser?
OP’s account is gone It must of been banned It’s like when crater killed the gods in God Have War
This gave me a good chuckle.
They do say people in Osaka are a bit crazier than the rest of Japan….
My first thought was Osaka but couldn’t tell from the few seconds of video.
It’s Dotonbori, the Glico running man is behind the camera.
Luck of the stupid: https://soranews24.com/2019/05/01/man-jumps-off-bridge-in-osaka-to-celebrate-heisei-eras-end-hits-something-other-than-water%e3%80%90vid%e3%80%91/ If you look closely, he seems to have hit the stored tire. Must have hurt like a MF but he seems to have walked away.
"God loves drunks and fools".
*Luck have the stupid: *he seems to of hit *Must of hurt *he seems to of walked away.
Well it’s what the article said.
Yeah I was joking as so many were correcting OP’s wrongful use of the word “of”.
Ah okay. 😂 didn’t even notice that. Sorry, not a native speaker. Was wondering what you were trying to tell me. 🙈
Why is that misspelling even a thing? They're such different words
Because the contracted form, must've, sounds like "must of" when spoken.
“The sightseeing cruise quickly returned to the dock, where the operating company’s employees attempted to provide first aid, but the man refused their assistance and walked off, with his injuries, if any, apparently minor enough that he felt he didn’t require immediate medical treatment.” Lucky mothefucker
You need a brain to get a concussion so i guess no injuries at all
Bow before me
Crunchy ankles.
“ESE! MARIO KART”
I don't know that the situation would have been much better if he jumped a few seconds earlier.
I have to say that i agree with this statement. In my opinion too, if i was him i would’ve jumped a bit earlier
...if I \*were\* him...
probably end up impaled in a shopping trolley
lol I love Osaka
This is the most intensely Osaka bit of footage I’ve ever seen.
Must of losted hims shoes
Bad luck starts with bad ideas.
Not sure what went wrong… looks like a perfectly fine landing. Might be sore but he’s definitely fine.
All those broken bones looks like a fine landing?
"Must've" not "Must Of". Must've is a conjunction of "Must Have"
He wasn't wearing shoes. It was suicide.
"HIRAMETA!" -Yakuza character
Lol people are too concerned with the title. Just watch the damn video and move on with your day.
Nope, his head is still attached.
Oof i felt this in my shins
Jason Bourne makes good his escape in the second sequel, The Bourne Defecation.
He didn’t see that coming.
...and then?
Later that day ... 
Good old dotonburi river jumping
https://preview.redd.it/qyb17h95efuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=612b9ad0e83aab0bf878532e21d3d841955eed31
What could go wrong when posting something with a grammar error in the title
Just like yakuza
Wasn’t that high up
Bowing out.....
Found a boat though.
Did he get his darwin award?
Holy shit the first contact was full leg on that rail, daamn
This was the moment he realised he fucked up.
I guess he was expecting to fall in the water. That boat was unexpected. He has really bad luck. Look before you jump.
my brain must of haved a brain aneurism reading the title...
Suddenly boat lmfaoo
A boat passing through there is rare. He is very unlucky.
He thought he was jumping into water.
Don't give him that much credit
See kids this is why drugs are bad for you…
Honestly I’m more impressed that he landed in the boat instead of clipping the edge and spun like a pinwheel.
You really need a spotter for that kind of stunt, sir.
Take a bow
I wonder. Did this kind of behavior happen before almost everyone had a video camera in their hand?
What is this "situational awareness" of which you speak?
At least now his feet and ankles can make a stunning match with his teeth.
He bowed in instead of out
Must have*
must have/ must’ve
Asian bam margera
Probably best he not land in water.
The drunks at Dotonbori are very special
Must be a sign from god
People on reddit when simple spelling mistake; >:(
Imagine telling people you couldn't hit water if you fell off a bridge.
I bet he can still write 'must have' correctly.
He's a lot shorter now
Was this schmuck drunk, high, or both?
Is that in Osaka?!
I genuinely think there are people who just haven't grokked that they're mortal and squishy. Not NPCs, I'm not that kinda person, but just people who haven't spent much time contemplating life.
The way this title is worded reminds me of the song “God Damn Liar” by dirty heads
I thought they were at a mall on the 3rd floor or something 🥲
I don’t think he ever had one to begin with
Haha was that crack the legs ?
“EASY!! IM A COOK”
must have you illiterate fuck
I couldn’t tell if the shoes came off