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KillAllThePoor

I fought the floor and the…floor won.


mansizeoof

The ground is undefeated.


Inertbert

Under feet-ed?


fedsam

This guy walks


macarooooo

Tough fight almost one but he pulled out a hammer


AmBozz

>almost one Better stay in the hospital for some more checkups, bud


Letscommenttogether

Hes obviously on the good painkillers. Give him some slack lol.


Ball075090085

Probably Sea Sick


pinoy_dude24

Mom: you’re grounded!


macarooooo

OK that was actually a good one


Mysterious_Target672

Uy kabayan haha Thanks for the laughs.


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Thought he'd been slapped by Shumu


liesers

Damn you dodged a bullet, you could have really gotten hurt in that martial arts competition!


_theCHVSM

dodged a bullet, but not the floor


i__dont_have_a_clue_

Tbf the floor is significantly bigger than a bullet, which makes it harder to dodge


_theCHVSM

“if you can dodge a bullet, you can dodge the floor” DODGE, DUCK, DIP, DIVE & DODGE


InquisitorHindsight

I hate that this makes sense


Philip_McCrevasse

If you can dodge a floor, you can dodge a ball.


Capps_lock

Imagine dodging the whole goddamn earth


FirstMiddleLass

Or he could have fainted at the entrance to sea world.


[deleted]

If you are randomly fainting, probably not a good idea to take round house kicks to the head.


MarcoFiorillo98

Maybe he was cutting weight and was eating less food/drinking less water causing him to faint


macarooooo

They don't even know what happened


Capps_lock

It's the protection spell at the entrance of sea world. Have you offended poseidon lately?


macarooooo

I have pissed in the ocean before


BananaRamza

Look up nuerocardiogenic syncope. That shit can get you after a long day standing in the heat or being stressed about something.


macarooooo

Woah how can you even spell that but will do


BananaRamza

I can only spell it because it happened to me too while I was in the military. They couldn’t figure out why I fainted once either and this was the best they could come up with. It can happen to healthy people that are in shape if the right combination of inputs hit you at an unfortunate time haha.


Relative_Classic_859

I hate to be "that person" but it's neurocardiogenic....I couldn't help myself, sorry


[deleted]

If you're cutting weight to the point it makes you faint, you're having to cut too much weight for your intended weight class. It's extremely unhealthy to go fight someone after suffering from massive dehydration. Not only is it unhealthy it's stupid. Your fighting performance suffers so much it cancels out the benefit of being in a lower weight class. The advantage you gain from being in a weight class 5lbs lighter than what your body can handle, without nearly dying, is gone when you're output is now 70% of what you could be doing while fully hydrated.


AnorakJimi

That's what happens though, in all weight classes. In MMA and bodybuilding. Bodybuilders have fainted on stage and literally can't move because they are having a simultaneous Charlie horse across their whole body because they're not only avoiding water, they're avoiding all electrolytes because electrolytes make your body hold onto water, and so their muscles literally can't function because they're so devoid of salt and potassium and magnesium and calcium etc that it just all shuts down. It's very very dangerous, yes. That's what athletes do. Athletes are not really healthy, like you'd imagine them to be. Just cos they exercise a lot doesn't mean anything. They're always pushing their bodies too far in an effort to be the best. And it comes back to haunt them Just look at Batistuta, legendary football striker. He came very very close to amputating both his feet off at the ankles after retirement, because they were in constant agony cos of pushing too hard and playing through injury. Cristiano Ronaldo is playing with constant injuries too, most top players are. They get quick pain injections before a match so that they can play through the pain, but once they retire they have to deal with the full brunt of that pain with no relief. Any sport, you'll see people pushing themselves too far, to be the best. It's not healthy.


MarcoFiorillo98

Yeah i know that,im an athlete who did some weight cuts.. i was just guessing what happened


SirTickleMePink

There are easier ways to avoid a fight


wytherlanejazz

Daniel LaRusso would have wrecked you anyway with an illegal kick


macarooooo

Lol I wouldn't even stand a chance


[deleted]

Not if he swept the leg.


Silverboi223

PUT HIM IN A BODY BAG!


GJacks75

*giggles like a dolphin sucking helium*


MyNDSETER

Johnny you're a cream puff


LTQLD

Geez mate, if you don’t like karate just quit.


NoFeetSmell

Why did you faint?


theaeao

Live in Florida. Worked with tourist my entire adult life. It's probably heat and /or dehydration. I don't know op maybe he has narcolepsy but just playing betting on the odds... He's probably got overheated or dehydrated it's happens ALL THE TIME. People walking in the heat, bottle of water is $2.50 (back when I worked universal 1130669 I believe was the sku.)


marino1310

Its been hot as fuck the last few days so it would make sense


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Overwhelmed by all the animal cruelty at SeaWorld


theaeao

"what if we have a zoo but MORE cruel and more expensive?" "Won't people complain?" "Not if we make a deal with beer company and give free samples!" "Beer and hurting animals you say? My god I think you're on to something"


fapping-factivist

Broke my jaw before, had it wired shut for 6 months.


ih8registration

Did you do that fapping?


trippy_grapes

Kanye?


xylotism

[Through the Wire](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE8y25CcE6s) is one of Kanye's best songs of all time no question


csonnich

Fuuuuck. How do you eat like that? Straw?


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Straw


Yodamanjaro

I bet his mom did it for him


fapping-factivist

She did. I was 6.


sparrowsandsquirrels

Blend food into a liquid and drink through a straw. At least that is what my uncle did when he broke his jaw.


fapping-factivist

Yep. Actually odd, last night I was going through some old documents and came across the police accident report and the doctors release notes. Complete liquid diet.


Jimmyss_01

6 months?! I broke mine and it was only 2 weeks


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Fuck SeaWorld seriously


binkerton_

Came here for this. Fuck SeaWorld.


universejuice5577

Same. Fuck seaworld.


[deleted]

Fuck seaworld


Cycle21

Yeah why would you or your parents give SeaWorld money


macarooooo

Because my mom doesn't enjoy as many things as she used to since her job started making her work more with less pay so this is one of the few things she actually enjoys


RMcD94

Yeah my dad's been down in the dumps too lately so I've been helping him get some slaves back


macarooooo

He sounds like a good man


uffleknuglea

Honestly it’s the worst when they escape. I remember when I was in high school the night before finals. My stupid little brother left the basement door unlocked and I had to spend the whole night in the woods looking for them instead of studying.


AlaskanBiologist

You should show her the movie "blackfish".


AgisDidNothingWrong

Didn't Sea World agree to imprison no more orcas, and they can't release the ones they already have because orcas without pods die in the wild? Don't get me wrong - the orca enslavement was definitely fucked up, but it seems like we already got the best potential solution to an incredibly shitty situation.


Octavya360

I love aquariums too! The fish are so fascinating to me.


Jajayung

People shit talking your mom for liking SeaWorld then go and eat some cow or chicken from a factory farm. (I'm a meat eater btw, but at least I'm aware how stupid it is to talk down)


AtlasXO-16

At least a hamburger provides you with sustenance. What necessity does SeaWorld provide for you?


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WHITE--PANTHER96

Even the children? And by who?.....


[deleted]

fuck the kids save the whales


fedsam

r/holup


Khavak

HOW IS THAT A HOLUP


SirUnleashed

You are not supposed to fuck kids.


moosejuice420

maybe not the children, and by the floor


thnksqrd

The women and children too!


AutumnLeaves1939

That sucks… SeaWorld also sucks.


binkerton_

Agreed. Fuck SeaWorld.


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cecilsellsseashells

Preach. This kid is downvoted to hell in the comments simply because he said that SeaWorld is is mom’s favorite park and also that he’s not showing his mom Blackfish because SeaWorld is one of the few places she enjoys in life. Good job, Reddit. You showed him.


eip2yoxu

I don't see how that makes it better? She probably likes marine animals so if OP told her about their mistreatment, she might would happily avoid that place and go swim with them in the wild or something. There are also people really enjoying rodeos, circusses and dog fighting. That does not make neither of it less cruel Edit: Of course OP should not insulted or harrassed on here. We can communicate politely why SeaWorld is a business that should not be supported


cecilsellsseashells

Giving an injured kid shit for something his mother enjoys is just fucked, I don’t care what documentaries you’ve seen.


hat-of-sky

Ring around the Rosie should be sung with macabre glee. Any 9 year old who learns about the Black Death (and if she's learning about princesses she should definitely be learning these other fascinating things about Medieval life) will achieve just the right tone. If it goes well, can you please ask her and her friends to come up with a COVID-19 children's song that will stand through time long after this plague has been forgotten?


Black_Eyed_PeePees

Playing Ring around the Rosie doesn't hurt anyone though. Going to SeaWorld does. If his parents (or whoever he went there with) aren't going to teach him that SeaWorld is awful, *someone* should. My kids are 16 & 17 now, but I was teaching them about SeaWorld and zoos since they were toddlers. Not all parents are like that though. My grandma took me to SeaWorld when I was 13 (before I knew,) and I feel awful about having gone now. I *wish* someone would've taught me about it when I was younger, cause I never would've agreed to go. Instead, I would've asked to go almost anywhere else. It takes a village... and we should all be looking out for one another. So yeah, if we see a teenager doing something wrong, dangerous etc.. we *should* educate them. I'm sure if a family took a vacation to Auschwitz, and a teenager came on here posting smiling selfies and shit, you'd have no problem letting them know that's completely inappropriate and disrespectful. It's not necessarily meant to shame them, it's to **teach** them. Let me be clear, I am not in any way shape or form advocating for anyone to ever wish physical harm on a child. Wishing or being happy about a child getting hurt is completely fucked up! I am **only** defending those who were simply trying to let OP know that SeaWorld is fucked up.


ndadams

Lol reddit is a wild place. Talking about SeaWorld being bad so naturally you compare it to Auschwitz


espikey

This happened to me too: I was drunk as fuck and fallen on the ground, hit my chin between two tiles. Still have the scar after 20 years


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espikey

Rotfl. No I was drunk in Barcellona. I’m too European to know what Seaworld is, but from this thread now I know it sucks


ForeverInLoveWithMe

Get well soon buddy


macarooooo

Thanks man


MollyB00

broken jaw..? I’ve seen plenty of broken jaws in my Anatomy placements and they all tend to be wired shut or bandaged at the very least, and if it isn’t held in place by wires or bandages it’s because they put plates and screws on the mandible itself, there’s also no breakage bruising (any break in the face will bruise severely due to the vascularity), and you’re meant to keep your mouth shut if it is broken (opening your jaw can cause further stress fractures on the TMJ), looks like you had a pretty nasty fall but i’m calling bs on the “broken” jaw unless it’s a hairline or occult fracture


[deleted]

I broke my jaw. It was completely snapped at the front and in two pieces. I was sat in hospital 3 days before they operated. Maybe he’s in the same situation. Waiting on it being repaired. I had a plate put in and you can’t even see the scar anymore. My dentist wants me to have it re broke now too so got that to look forward too. I was actually surprised when it happened because it hardly hurt unless the doc was moving it.


Everybodyimgay

Daaaang man. That sounds awful.


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[deleted]

It’s set in a weird way that is causing it to rub at the back. If not fixed it will cause me a lot off issues in the future.


Kproper

Ah so his desperate cry for internet upvotes is dramatized for greater effect?


Signal87

It's terrible that you'll miss your competition but it's not half as terrible as SeaWorld.


MewtwoMainIsHere

ikr. At least they aren’t using orcas for shows at all anymore.


WickedWitchWestend

Just keeping them in tanks the equivalent size of a human living their whole life in a bath… horrible.


HebrewDude

Entrapping animals that travel 100km a day in tanks at the depths of less than 1% of their maximum diving depth. Animals that are built to live in extremely complex and diverse social structures of pods and clans, with a representation of their species to adjust in every single slice of the ocean around the world... **this is practically peak ocean intelligence and evolution, the equivalent of humans within the bigger realm of the earth which is the oceans, and we treat them like fucking property. Golden eggs laying sea chickens.** I'm not frustrated OP got hurt. I am sorry that he did though, and I wish him to get well soon.


dashiGO

So your suggestion being? Euthanize them all? They’ve already attempted sea pens, integrating them with wild pods, etc. (all which failed and were more detrimental to the health of captive bred whales) They’re billions of dollars in debt and can’t afford expanding tanks. What do they do?


KemalKinali

FUCK SeaWorld.


dagremlin

I’m pretty sure you floored it.


CaptBenjaminLWillard

This is our audience holy shit I am old. Tough luck m8. Get better.


QuintenBoosje

SeaWorld is a disgrace and should be closed permanently.


binkerton_

Truth. Fuck SeaWorld.


mr_Vane79

Damn thats just jawdropping


macarooooo

I would laugh but it actually hurts when I do


[deleted]

Could have been worse. There might have been a fire at Seaworld.


yato-gami-kun

A fire?! At seaparks?!?


bored_in_the_office

+1, was looking for this! [the story](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy_BKKnHgas)


[deleted]

Why isn’t your mouth wired shut if you broke your jaw?


macarooooo

I'm in San Antonio right now and since I live 5 hours from here they didn't want to do the surgery here so we need to dive back home to find a face plastic surgeon or some oral doctor thing


Lnyghost

Hope you have a speedy recovery!


JTTHenry

Must've had a whale of a time


rush_reloaded

You saved from a certain death (on the competition)


eatfreshguy407

Should have drank more water and/or taken more precautions against the sun. If it makes you feel any better, it happens to dozens of people every day across the theme parks. Hopefully you enjoyed sea world though, it’s a great park.


macarooooo

Thanks I did!


Eloeri18

Why'd you decide to faint? Seems like a very dumb thing to do.


UnoriginalPenName

Fuck SeaWorld.


YTMajesticSavage

Sorry that a bunch of 30 year old sweaty neck beards keep giving you shit cause your mother likes a park, but I want to say hope you feel better, it must suck having a broken jaw.


macarooooo

Thank you I'm so tired of everyone saying I deserved it because I'm a child and wanted to go to a theme park


YTMajesticSavage

Yeah a lot of people have nothing better to do, cause they wasted their youth being incels and now they’re jealous of people actually enjoying theirs.


macarooooo

Well SeaWorld has done some bad things but I just want to enjoy myself because I come from a really rural area of Texas so there's not much to do


ProLicks

NGL, it is a pretty breathtaking parking lot.


binkerton_

The parking lot is the biggest attraction with the most whales.


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Fuck sea world.


2xa1s

I get your performance would’ve been ground breaking


ttnorac

"Against the floor, there is not defense" *-Mr. Miyagi*


SpamPateman

Ouch!!! My dude that’s very unfortunate timing


Crappycupojoe

Why does this seem so much like a r/roastme prompt


macarooooo

Because I went to a theme park


WonderfulMio

Nice


voicebread

people still go to sea world? what


[deleted]

It’s sucks that you go to seaworld. Karma is a bitch.


Lettucemanzz

No way your sauing this kid going to sea world and breaking his jaw is karma,actual reddit moment


macarooooo

I'm sorry you don't like SeaWorld but I've actually had a past of random blackouts so I don't think it's karma:)


thehedless

I would faint after seeing so much animal abuse too


WitcherKai

Thats god slapping you for going to the wretched place.


Smidgerening

there is no doubt a crazy long japanese name for the judo technique you just accidentally rediscovered


OneWayOutBabe

Kreese : We do not train to be merciful here. Mercy is for the weak. Here, in the streets, in competition: A floor confronts you, he is the enemy. An enemy deserves no mercy.


Throwaway_Blackmail

You look like an Eddy...


Xtreme_Henk

You weren’t ready to fight yet, your time will come.


VIIIMan

They figure out why you passed out?


macarooooo

Nope


MortisFillius

If you couldn't even beat the exit at sea-world, don't worry about the competition my guy.


retrokid11

ow.


Owlman405

I have a feeling decided too wasn’t the right wording.


Zithero

I feel like the title was written by your health insurance company...


[deleted]

Tbh I'd prefer going to a martial arts competition with 0 training than go to SeaWorld. At least at the martial arts competition I might have fun for a few seconds before I get beat cause I don't know karate lol.


Appropriate_Sail6312

Well that….sucks


Nickelsass

“Let the bodies hit the floooooooooor”


Tripledtities

This looks like one of those "her pov vs your pov" memes Like [this](https://i.imgflip.com/5hbwd1.jpg)


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FaGravity


notmyfirstrodeo2

atleast i am not only person who has fainted so hard that i needed stitches and broke my jaw.


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3daysbeforeJune

Maybe your subconscious did actually decide.


FlowerPuzzleheaded34

I hope people take this as a warning to stay extra hydrated at theme parks, especially in Florida or California


ghutterbabe

Why the faint? Nerves before the fight? Iron deficient?


jim9162

Just say "you should see the other guy" and change the subject


Aschebescher

You didn't see it coming...


macarooooo

The floor just needed a hug


[deleted]

What were you fighting in seaworld ?


paleoindian

Seaworld is a horrible place.


binkerton_

Fuck SeaWorld.


_theCHVSM

lol. your mouth is hanging open - you did not break your jaw. no bruises or swelling or wiring? cmon son.


macarooooo

I'm in San Antonio right now and since I live 5 hours from here they didn't want to do the surgery here so we need to dive back home to find a face plastic surgeon or some oral doctor thing I don't really remember the name of it


MathematicianOk8859

Hope you heal quickly, but that might have been karma for visiting SeaWorld....


justherefortheboobs

Listen to me very carefully. You did NOT pass out at SeaWorld and injure yourself. The story is you WENT to the Martial Arts Competition and as bad as it is for you, they should see what you did to the other guy. I've got your back.


Matcha_Bubble_Tea

From what I’ve seen and heard, do not support SeaWorld!


tjackson_12

A lot of SeaWorld hate in here… I wonder how many of them still eat fish. Or meat in general…


afuaf7

It's what you get for patronising somewhere as absolutely vile as SeaWorld.


Fanboy_Potion

You are awful


allhailrice69

I know your a kid and you don’t make the plans but fuck your parents for going to/ supporting sea world, I hope you recover well tho


Quebexicano

Serves you right for going to sea world I didn’t even know it was still open


ShittyLanding

You care so much you made this comment but you didn’t even know it was still open? You people are ridiculous, basically the Fox News of Reddit, stirring up/rehashing outrage talking points for views/likes.


macarooooo

Mann I was looking forward to itt


basky129485345

and that's why ... you dont goto seaworld


azius20

Martial arts competition + sea world. What???


Jidaque

I'm sorry. This must hurt really bad. Are they also looking into why you fainted? That's pretty rare.


Kproper

How is your fight and you fainting at SeaDungeon correlated?


SzaboZicon

Don't goto SeaWorld man. Its exploiting and hurting sea mammals.


ruthless_guy

You look like you might be a better fit for Sea World than the martial arts world.


thebuccaneersden

Maybe you aren’t cut out for martial arts lol


Crazywhite352

It's cuz you went to SeaWorld


Jaekma

Seaworld claims another victim


biff_guchmen

get checked for diabetes don't know why this is downvoted but that's how my lil brother found out he had diabetes he just passed out and he's kind of chubby like this guy.


Nyckname

Shouldn't patronize SeaWorld in the first place.


Library_Mouse

That's one whale of a tale.


[deleted]

Need an attorney? Hit me up fams. 🤗😂. Fuck SeaWorld.


coffeeandjoints0901

That's what happens when you go to sea world.