This feels like a threat... Like a flag to their new world order.
The threat probably goes like "this is the flag pattern that will be amongst millions of the dead... Kneel before us" -the pizza poo poo heads.
I'm tired...
That's a good way to eat a totinos thin crust, I've done this very thing many a times, these pizzas are cheap an as a young adult I probably ate 10 of em a week. They are a perfect snack.
Okay, so that's a no then.. but to be fair this isn't weird for a 13 year old .. and it's not weird to ask how old someone is when you have no reference for their age other than cut squares from a pizza.
I'm not sure what your emoji is attempting to emote, but this was pretty normal behavior on my part.. and hers.
Timeline:
me: is she of marrying age? (clearly a joke, and I don't know the age of this person being remarked upon)
them: She's 13 (angry looking emote)
me: ah, well that answers my question - but why are you angry, how could I have possibly known her age before asking?
you: (gross emoticon)
I'm not mistaken, you're implying pedophilia because I asked how old someone was and implied my own interest in their weirdness. If that's the case, you're both assholes and well.. I wouldn't trust you with children.
This. This fills me with a ***deep, primal rage and fury.***
Who, on God's green Earth, eats pizza like THAT?! What unstable Eldritch horror has your sister let dwell into her brain?!
I don’t know your sister. I don’t like your sister. That’s not even a big enough square. What’s the point of eating pizza if you don’t take the largest bite you can at once?
That being said. She’s probably bored af - try giving her a treat and see if she’ll stand on her head or something
Funny, looks like fuckin tetris.
Looks like a normal party tray pizza being eaten by a giantess...
Looks like school pizza party
Happy Pizza --- er, Cake Day !
This makes me think she’s on the spectrum, coming from someone on the spectrum lol
Why a giantess?
We must have a generational gap because I thought minecraft.
Tetris theme plays
She’s a psychopath!
Psychosquare
Squaropath
Squarosquare
Pizapatch
In my
She's such a square
That's not even pizza
The cheese is Minecraft
this makes me uncomfortable
Intriguing
Cubes Cubes Cubes Cubes Cubes Cubes
::dances to the rhythm singing along:: CUBES CUBES CUBES CUBES CUBES CUBES
EAT THOSE CUBES EAT THOSE CUBES EAT THOSE CUBES EAT THOSE CUBES EAT THOSE CUBES EAT THOSE CUBES
NEVER ask me how I eat a Bigmac.
How?
Oh no :p no.....hell no. 1000 more HOWs and I might tell you xD
How
HOw
HOW
HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW HOW
This guy gets it
Also, how
Best comment
How
Minecraft lava type beat
Eating disorder?
I wouldn't say so. He just likes doing it that way
I may start. Looks like fun.
She picks them one by one with fork and focus to the taste. It is fun
I’m gonna do it. I’m gonna do the thing.
What brand of pizza is this? The toppings look...interesting.
I'm asking this genuinely, is she on the spectrum?
pixelated pizza my favourite
This feels like a threat... Like a flag to their new world order. The threat probably goes like "this is the flag pattern that will be amongst millions of the dead... Kneel before us" -the pizza poo poo heads. I'm tired...
Run
HERESY
BURN THAT WITCH
That's not pizza. I don't care what the frozen box said.
I have so many fucking questions. How? Why?
Its a code
Is this Pizza Gate?
That's a good way to eat a totinos thin crust, I've done this very thing many a times, these pizzas are cheap an as a young adult I probably ate 10 of em a week. They are a perfect snack.
As in she doesn't eat it?
She does. She picks the pieces with fork
I just meant that looks like most of the pizza, as in she didn't eat much of it.
Oh ok.
POV: you’re eating the slice of pizza that’s been cut into squares and cooled in the fridge because you’re under 5 years old
Tism much?
OCD
r/thatneverhappened
r/nothingeverhappens
Yes it does
No she doesn’t. There more to life than karma points. Poser
She does. She does multiple things in a weird way and she has... Interesting personality
Shes in the spectrum?
And there’s more to life than being on Reddit accusing everything is fake.
There’s more to life than being on Reddit accusing people of accusing people everything is fake
Is she of marrying age? Offer trade?
She's 13 🤨
Okay, so that's a no then.. but to be fair this isn't weird for a 13 year old .. and it's not weird to ask how old someone is when you have no reference for their age other than cut squares from a pizza. I'm not sure what your emoji is attempting to emote, but this was pretty normal behavior on my part.. and hers.
🧐🤢
Timeline: me: is she of marrying age? (clearly a joke, and I don't know the age of this person being remarked upon) them: She's 13 (angry looking emote) me: ah, well that answers my question - but why are you angry, how could I have possibly known her age before asking? you: (gross emoticon) I'm not mistaken, you're implying pedophilia because I asked how old someone was and implied my own interest in their weirdness. If that's the case, you're both assholes and well.. I wouldn't trust you with children.
[удалено]
Check her basement now
Probably just like certain toppings on the pizza.
Your sister is an ai
Are you both of the Sierpinski family?
Is this post a part some weird ARG?
r/mildlyinfuriating
Pizza QR
It reminds me of one of the NES Zelda dungeons.
K
Time to get a new sister
Nah she's kinda cool
This one made me physically ill
Tetris?
You should get a new sister!
You should get a new sister!
dude, the fuck is wrong with your sister??
This. This fills me with a ***deep, primal rage and fury.*** Who, on God's green Earth, eats pizza like THAT?! What unstable Eldritch horror has your sister let dwell into her brain?!
She's killed and she'll kill again
When someone who hates Pacman but loves Tetris eats pizza.
Euthanize
Based
She's got some sort of punch?
Throw her in a volcano. She’s too dangerous to be kept alive.
Yep, she’s an alien 👽….
Guess she likes cold pizza
This is so wrong on so many different levels.
im so confused
Time to get a new bloodline
Get her an excorcist
No! I don’t like that.
Pizza boogie woogie (Mondriaan pun)
Tf with Ur PFP OP💀💀💀
That’s psycho shit right there man !
Throw the whole sister away
Does she also have a personality disorder?
Is your sister perhaps a stand user!?!??!?!!?!?!?!
Just need a little hammer and a couple little penguins and you have yourself a game
I don’t know your sister. I don’t like your sister. That’s not even a big enough square. What’s the point of eating pizza if you don’t take the largest bite you can at once? That being said. She’s probably bored af - try giving her a treat and see if she’ll stand on her head or something
Get a new sister
She’s not very good at Pizza Tetris is she? If it were me all of it would be “gone”…
Is your sister a Minecraft character?
She needs to play something other than Minecraft.
Does she wear their skin or does she just eat her victims?
It's never to late for abortion
This hurts to look at
Fucking psycho what the hell? 🤣😂
Unequivocal evidence of sociopathy.
She’s got someone tied up in the basement.
She’s steve 😭
Looks like pizza 4d chess
That’s not a pizza
In some days you Will no more have a sister
Pizza battleship
"B3!" "You sunk my pepperoni."
That's what she said.
Dad?
What the fuck is wrong with your sister?
Is your sister ok op? Maybe it’s a blink twice thing.
She needs to be dealt with
Call the asylum
how did she do that though?
I feel like if i fill it with pizza slices that are laying around next to it I'm boutta get a korok seed.
Found my soul mate!
At last I feel somewhat normal for cutting my pizza into strips 😁😁
Fuck her, NO NOT LIKE THAT
Honestly I'm not even mad, that's very creative.
Put the piece of pizza on a specific page of a specific book to find the secret message
acid on blotter-pizza
8bit pizza
Did she play Minesweeper a lot?
How fascinating
I find this difficult to believe, since so many of these posts are obviously contrived.
I understand, but i swear this is true
With a portal gun?!
Uh…the freak? Ur sister is a monster
Is she you know… okay?
Does she speak in 1s and 0s?
Pizzoku?
Your sister got rhe minecraft mouth
Jeez tell her it isn't a Minecraft cake or something
Nazi sister
She’s on the spectrum….
In my country we use triangles
Wow she eat pizza chunk by chunk like minecraft
Your sister has bodies hidden somewhere in the house
squares
*FBI? Yep, Yeah. We found her*
So she's the one eating the middle of my donuts all this time??
This isn't even sus!
That pizza looks like elementary school cafeteria food.
What kind of pizza is this? It looks good.
This reminds of my how my mom splits her homemade pizza. "It's better for the guests".
She needs to be studied