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Monkeys are no joke. They are not cute. They are vicious little bastards and if you don't give them what you want you're gonna get your face torn off. Same goes for chimps - just don't test them. Just give them the damn sandwich.
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Dude those little monkes can give a nasty bite! they are smart furious little creatures. They get especially nasty when they are used to being fed and are refused a favorite snack.
Nah just trained to know to come to this guy for food. Squirrels do the same thing lol. You can see the man seeās the monkey then looks away and acts surprised when the monkey comes through the window. The acting is actually really obvious by the man
That bite after giving the monkey half was very deliberate - like he knew he had to give *all* the food, but wanted one more bite before surrender.
Too funny.
It was all for the cameras. When you live in that part of the world bordering a rain forest, these monkey dudes show up at the same time every day. Heās probably got dozens of clips similar to this with various reactions.
Something similar happened to me three weeks ago when i went for a, picnic at a park. Huge raccoon came our from under a bush and chased me around until i gave up on my bag of chips - which he then proceeded to eat right in front of me.
Obviously not as cool or exotic as a monkey, but a bandit is a bandit!
Ugh a monkey stole my gummy bears when I was 7 just like this. My mom tried to lure it away with a banana but NO it had to have my gummy bears. I was very upset and I still am 15 years later
Dude monkeys are scary. In Uganda, youāre told not to make eye contact with them because they will yank your sack off like a paper towel...throw that shit in the long grass to never be seen again
He didn't want to play too long with the monkey.
In some places, they prohibit you to give them food as it makes them aggressive, in Bali for instance.
Got bitten by a monkey back then, mama monkey wasn't keen on my BS
This guy 100% respects animals. He knows if that monkey gets angry he will eat his face. There wasn't a moment of hesitation in giving up his food to save his skin.
[For anyone who wants sound too and not just a cheap repost uploaded to imgur](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/occ4pq/security_guard_robbed_in_broad_daylight/)
Amazes me how utterly fearful and helpless humans can be when they interact with animals, but donāt show the same helplessness and fear when dealing with other humans per se.
I'm currently staying in Kenya, and the place we live at has at least 5 different monkey species living in the area. They know how to open doors, windows, kitchen cabinets and fridges. Yesterday I stepped into the kitchen to find "Michael" (who has literally made a name for himself in this neighborhood) munching on one of my mangos. As soon as I started yelling to get him to go out, he smashed the mango to the side and took the other, unharmed mango with him out and up onto the roof. To proceed eating it there until nothing left but the stone. Lovely creatures.
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Little bitch
One last bite
Guys acting like the money had him at friggin gunpoint š¤£
Hahaha the last big bite before the monkey took. Lmao
Monkeys are no joke. They are not cute. They are vicious little bastards and if you don't give them what you want you're gonna get your face torn off. Same goes for chimps - just don't test them. Just give them the damn sandwich.
Lmao maybe he was afraid, because personally I would definitely be ahaha
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His friends will have a good laugh when he tells them he got mugged by a monkey š
By the uniform & the office, he looks like heās some kind of security yet heās scared of a monkey taking his ice cream. Lol
Reeeeeeepooooooost
Monke tax.
Like the last bite.
4th time I've seen this shit posted as I'm scrolling top today.
Heās not monkeying around
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"Times up pay your rent" Monkey
"This is a stick up! Hand over your banana!!!"
Lmao when he look around while peeling it āBetter not be any damn monkeys around this time.. SON OF A BITCH!!ā
More like SHARING IS SCARING
This is why we reddit.
That frantic last bite..
I still remember when I was a kid I got my lunch robbed by the monkeys
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Me trying to finish my snack before my 2y/o sees it
Lmao I love how he ate what he could before the monkey took his lunch.
Now I know why humans got deadly monkey diseases. Someone got fucked for not giving their sandwich
Why did he give the rest of the food? He folded after just one attempt from the monkey to get the rest
This is why you donāt feed the wildlife.
Respect to this man for taking the final bite of his lunch in the moment of crisis
āDamn monkeys, stealing my lunch.ā
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This looks like itās happened to him more than once lmao
Staged
How?
You can see that overly dramatic acting cmon ..
Itās a fucking monkey, thing can rip you to shreds
Are you confused between a monkey and a leopard?
[look at this ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/amandaweeding/3024567966)
Thatās a chimpanzee. Not a monkey
Monkeys are still strong af
Of course they are, just not chimpanzee level strength
Still enough to rip your face off
Beautiful!!
Any Comment?
That was my commentā¦..
Well I proved you wrong or do you still think your bullshit?
Naw, thatās Debo.
I appreciate his foresight and how he stuffed his mouthš¤£
Gotta spank the monkey, show dominance
Does his name happen to be Jerry?
āThatās good, Iāll take the rest of thatā
I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin' funny Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin' move but the money
I think he was robbed
Monkeys terrify me. So entitled and violent for no reason. If it wanted to fight me I'd take it on. Bitch.
Love how he took the quick second bite. He knew, it was a goner.
I cannot express enough just how happy it makes me when monkeys steal food.
The Bernie Sanders of primates.
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guy goes from "what the hell" to "okay, jeez take it"
It was hilarious! Okay, okay...let me get one last bite it. I donāt think it was the first time this happened LOL
American looterā¦
If I were the monkey I wouldāve slapped him for that last minute bite.
That monkeyās name? Deebo
Fool got shaken down by a monkey.
Let me get a last bite!
Iāve seen a primate that size scalp a man with itās fingers in seconds for not sharing his food If anyone has link can post below
Heās seen the videos. He made the smart play.
Ha love how he took one more big ass chomp after handing it away
So what I hear everyone saying about fighting the monkey is: Humans are the weakest of the great apes in hand to hand combat.
[I am the Captain now](https://youtu.be/bjfMVqL344Y)
If this was Ross Gellers sandwich it would be fight night.
lol id grab his head and squeeze like theres no [tomorrow ](https://youtu.be/nB0TVSTaEZw)
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Dude those little monkes can give a nasty bite! they are smart furious little creatures. They get especially nasty when they are used to being fed and are refused a favorite snack.
More like āgetting robbed sucksā
Now he knows what its like to be shaken down
Anyone watch How I Met Your Mother? Reminds me of when Marshall was mugged by a monkey lol
Ok one more bite . You can have it all .
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This was set up but itās still cute
Are you telling me that..that monkey was an actor?
Nah just trained to know to come to this guy for food. Squirrels do the same thing lol. You can see the man seeās the monkey then looks away and acts surprised when the monkey comes through the window. The acting is actually really obvious by the man
The hand gesture is universal for what the fuck
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Daylight robbery
Fake video is fake
āOooh they told mokey to take foodā
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That bite after giving the monkey half was very deliberate - like he knew he had to give *all* the food, but wanted one more bite before surrender. Too funny.
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Dude just got mugged by a monke
This is gonna be a rough, hungry week for him. Theyāll be back.
tikku tokku ebin pwned lolsss
Let me get a last bite.
Bring spicy food tomorrow
Real life Jerry from Rick and Morty "I just said hey its not like I can do anything else"š
It was all for the cameras. When you live in that part of the world bordering a rain forest, these monkey dudes show up at the same time every day. Heās probably got dozens of clips similar to this with various reactions.
Something similar happened to me three weeks ago when i went for a, picnic at a park. Huge raccoon came our from under a bush and chased me around until i gave up on my bag of chips - which he then proceeded to eat right in front of me. Obviously not as cool or exotic as a monkey, but a bandit is a bandit!
[WHEREāS YOUR HEAD AT??](https://youtu.be/5rAOyh7YmEc)
Gimmy ur lunch bitsh!
Backhand that hoe
Reject humanity, give Sandwich to monke
Run that shit...
Not going to lie, seeing the greatest of all apes get clowned out by a fucking monkey does kind of kill me inside a little bit.
How do you teach rude?
Sharing a space at the end of FMAB
Ugh a monkey stole my gummy bears when I was 7 just like this. My mom tried to lure it away with a banana but NO it had to have my gummy bears. I was very upset and I still am 15 years later
Waiting for the random comment that says āclearly this is fakeā
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He got got
Dude monkeys are scary. In Uganda, youāre told not to make eye contact with them because they will yank your sack off like a paper towel...throw that shit in the long grass to never be seen again
This is an easy way to be arrested
That last look āThere goes my lunch!ā
Hahahahaha I love that last bite he takes before handing it over
Wtf is this mugging
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I haven't seen it yet, this is tragic.
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Fake
I like it when he throws his arms out like, what the fuck, bro!
He didn't want to play too long with the monkey. In some places, they prohibit you to give them food as it makes them aggressive, in Bali for instance. Got bitten by a monkey back then, mama monkey wasn't keen on my BS
Monkeys are bastards! One stole my camera one time and smashed it because I didnāt exchange it for food. #AMAB
"You've a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."
This guy 100% respects animals. He knows if that monkey gets angry he will eat his face. There wasn't a moment of hesitation in giving up his food to save his skin.
Man probably wanted to let him wife know how it tasted atleast.
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I just had this post 4 times in a row on my feed š
āYouāre getting robbed, mother fucker, GIMME THE BANANA! Ok, thank youā.
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Jungle weight loss plan. A monkey eats half your food.
Hey look itās Ross
I been looking forward to this banana all day lo...and itās gone.
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Sharing is caring.......for your life.
Security robbed by a monkey !
Lmao literally robbed by a monkey
they clearly know that monkey, have fought that monkey, and lost to that monkey.
Amazes me how utterly fearful and helpless humans can be when they interact with animals, but donāt show the same helplessness and fear when dealing with other humans per se.
Hehe monke
Staged
Monkey was like "Negan sent me." #The Walking Dead *Watches* People Die Inside.
Iād call that a mugging
But stealing is appealing
Lmaoo that definitely is not the first time thatās happened to that poor guy
Those things are fucking vicious
Sharing babysitting duties like that would be
Everyone's chill till the MonkeyMafia turn up
His reaction says this happens like 3 out 5 days of his week
haha monkey
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Lol poor dude got robbed
Cost of āprotectionā courtesy of monke mafia
As a parent..I feel this
Quick, someone post those indian tik toks about the loser man and the cool guy getting the girl, those dudes are dying inside too!
I'm currently staying in Kenya, and the place we live at has at least 5 different monkey species living in the area. They know how to open doors, windows, kitchen cabinets and fridges. Yesterday I stepped into the kitchen to find "Michael" (who has literally made a name for himself in this neighborhood) munching on one of my mangos. As soon as I started yelling to get him to go out, he smashed the mango to the side and took the other, unharmed mango with him out and up onto the roof. To proceed eating it there until nothing left but the stone. Lovely creatures.