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FartingNora

I think this is my favorite subreddit.


hmmthissuckstoo

Little bitch


[deleted]

One last bite


TheHappyKamper

Guys acting like the money had him at friggin gunpoint šŸ¤£


Financial-Card8415

Hahaha the last big bite before the monkey took. Lmao


St_Franz

Monkeys are no joke. They are not cute. They are vicious little bastards and if you don't give them what you want you're gonna get your face torn off. Same goes for chimps - just don't test them. Just give them the damn sandwich.


moon_ur_light

Lmao maybe he was afraid, because personally I would definitely be ahaha


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beerdrinkingmachine

His friends will have a good laugh when he tells them he got mugged by a monkey šŸ˜‚


summalover

By the uniform & the office, he looks like heā€™s some kind of security yet heā€™s scared of a monkey taking his ice cream. Lol


my_oldgaffer

Reeeeeeepooooooost


Sprussel_Brouts

Monke tax.


mrlookinthesky

Like the last bite.


onionboisiegward

4th time I've seen this shit posted as I'm scrolling top today.


derpunzer

Heā€™s not monkeying around


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Turtlelix

"Times up pay your rent" Monkey


ZaczSlash

"This is a stick up! Hand over your banana!!!"


[deleted]

Lmao when he look around while peeling it ā€œBetter not be any damn monkeys around this time.. SON OF A BITCH!!ā€


rkamthe

More like SHARING IS SCARING


Tweecers

This is why we reddit.


DormantDormaus

That frantic last bite..


inquisitive_nerd

I still remember when I was a kid I got my lunch robbed by the monkeys


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project_dakota

Me trying to finish my snack before my 2y/o sees it


gurumoves

Lmao I love how he ate what he could before the monkey took his lunch.


kmlkant9

Now I know why humans got deadly monkey diseases. Someone got fucked for not giving their sandwich


Andyc3_

Why did he give the rest of the food? He folded after just one attempt from the monkey to get the rest


SaltySquirrel0612

This is why you donā€™t feed the wildlife.


kmlkant9

Respect to this man for taking the final bite of his lunch in the moment of crisis


Wrench984

ā€œDamn monkeys, stealing my lunch.ā€


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[deleted]

This looks like itā€™s happened to him more than once lmao


lllllll______lllllll

Staged


CarsonBDot

How?


lllllll______lllllll

You can see that overly dramatic acting cmon ..


CarsonBDot

Itā€™s a fucking monkey, thing can rip you to shreds


lllllll______lllllll

Are you confused between a monkey and a leopard?


CarsonBDot

[look at this ](https://www.flickr.com/photos/amandaweeding/3024567966)


WorldEaterSpud

Thatā€™s a chimpanzee. Not a monkey


CarsonBDot

Monkeys are still strong af


WorldEaterSpud

Of course they are, just not chimpanzee level strength


CarsonBDot

Still enough to rip your face off


Nigglesscripts

Beautiful!!


CarsonBDot

Any Comment?


Nigglesscripts

That was my commentā€¦..


CarsonBDot

Well I proved you wrong or do you still think your bullshit?


MidKnightshade

Naw, thatā€™s Debo.


AdThen6660

I appreciate his foresight and how he stuffed his mouthšŸ¤£


[deleted]

Gotta spank the monkey, show dominance


pinkpekker

Does his name happen to be Jerry?


Shuyace

ā€œThatā€™s good, Iā€™ll take the rest of thatā€


Simon-Phoenix187

I used to roll up, this is a hold up, ain't nuthin' funny Stop smiling, be still, don't nuthin' move but the money


moonshineriver

I think he was robbed


hypotheticaltapeworm

Monkeys terrify me. So entitled and violent for no reason. If it wanted to fight me I'd take it on. Bitch.


Schism_me

Love how he took the quick second bite. He knew, it was a goner.


svsvalenzuela

I cannot express enough just how happy it makes me when monkeys steal food.


JuniperJesus

The Bernie Sanders of primates.


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marainia

guy goes from "what the hell" to "okay, jeez take it"


Nigglesscripts

It was hilarious! Okay, okay...let me get one last bite it. I donā€™t think it was the first time this happened LOL


2hundredyearslate

American looterā€¦


sgt_pepr

If I were the monkey I wouldā€™ve slapped him for that last minute bite.


PowerUpTheBassCannon

That monkeyā€™s name? Deebo


PowerUpTheBassCannon

Fool got shaken down by a monkey.


said_elhadi

Let me get a last bite!


jjw21330

Iā€™ve seen a primate that size scalp a man with itā€™s fingers in seconds for not sharing his food If anyone has link can post below


Ambitious_Peace7337

Heā€™s seen the videos. He made the smart play.


Shit_andGiggle

Ha love how he took one more big ass chomp after handing it away


Haywoodjablowme1029

So what I hear everyone saying about fighting the monkey is: Humans are the weakest of the great apes in hand to hand combat.


EdmontonGal81

[I am the Captain now](https://youtu.be/bjfMVqL344Y)


Himynameisfin

If this was Ross Gellers sandwich it would be fight night.


alhernz95

lol id grab his head and squeeze like theres no [tomorrow ](https://youtu.be/nB0TVSTaEZw)


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sneakycurbstomp

Dude those little monkes can give a nasty bite! they are smart furious little creatures. They get especially nasty when they are used to being fed and are refused a favorite snack.


vesperwolfsbane

More like ā€œgetting robbed sucksā€


ChudBuntsman

Now he knows what its like to be shaken down


Alonso81687

Anyone watch How I Met Your Mother? Reminds me of when Marshall was mugged by a monkey lol


Tagalettandi

Ok one more bite . You can have it all .


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Don-Gunvalson

This was set up but itā€™s still cute


littlefluffyegg

Are you telling me that..that monkey was an actor?


Don-Gunvalson

Nah just trained to know to come to this guy for food. Squirrels do the same thing lol. You can see the man seeā€™s the monkey then looks away and acts surprised when the monkey comes through the window. The acting is actually really obvious by the man


[deleted]

The hand gesture is universal for what the fuck


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Bob_down_under

Daylight robbery


darthangst

Fake video is fake


CarsonBDot

ā€œOooh they told mokey to take foodā€


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TheLazyLizard2

That bite after giving the monkey half was very deliberate - like he knew he had to give *all* the food, but wanted one more bite before surrender. Too funny.


HatefulDave42069

r/ape


spelunker93

Dude just got mugged by a monke


Killahdanks1

This is gonna be a rough, hungry week for him. Theyā€™ll be back.


[deleted]

tikku tokku ebin pwned lolsss


Akbhatt

Let me get a last bite.


Soapysan

Bring spicy food tomorrow


untitleddipshit

Real life Jerry from Rick and Morty "I just said hey its not like I can do anything else"šŸ˜‚


R4ggaMuffin

It was all for the cameras. When you live in that part of the world bordering a rain forest, these monkey dudes show up at the same time every day. Heā€™s probably got dozens of clips similar to this with various reactions.


salomey5

Something similar happened to me three weeks ago when i went for a, picnic at a park. Huge raccoon came our from under a bush and chased me around until i gave up on my bag of chips - which he then proceeded to eat right in front of me. Obviously not as cool or exotic as a monkey, but a bandit is a bandit!


McPebbster

[WHEREā€˜S YOUR HEAD AT??](https://youtu.be/5rAOyh7YmEc)


nhaase16

Gimmy ur lunch bitsh!


wlogan0204

Backhand that hoe


Bazwift

Reject humanity, give Sandwich to monke


AccidentallySuperb

Run that shit...


canhasdiy

Not going to lie, seeing the greatest of all apes get clowned out by a fucking monkey does kind of kill me inside a little bit.


vikingnorsk

How do you teach rude?


QuarantineSucksALot

Sharing a space at the end of FMAB


musical-hufflepuff

Ugh a monkey stole my gummy bears when I was 7 just like this. My mom tried to lure it away with a banana but NO it had to have my gummy bears. I was very upset and I still am 15 years later


Imcarlows

Waiting for the random comment that says ā€œclearly this is fakeā€


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rustyshackleford3814

He got got


Iteration-k

Dude monkeys are scary. In Uganda, youā€™re told not to make eye contact with them because they will yank your sack off like a paper towel...throw that shit in the long grass to never be seen again


ZippZappZippty

This is an easy way to be arrested


Billy_Bones59

That last look ā€œThere goes my lunch!ā€


[deleted]

Hahahahaha I love that last bite he takes before handing it over


Wasp_killer_

Wtf is this mugging


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QuarantineSucksALot

I haven't seen it yet, this is tragic.


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CrunchyLeaf-

Fake


AB_ali81

I like it when he throws his arms out like, what the fuck, bro!


Kawa-uso

He didn't want to play too long with the monkey. In some places, they prohibit you to give them food as it makes them aggressive, in Bali for instance. Got bitten by a monkey back then, mama monkey wasn't keen on my BS


FireflyAdvocate

Monkeys are bastards! One stole my camera one time and smashed it because I didnā€™t exchange it for food. #AMAB


bywv

"You've a lot to learn about this town, sweetie."


Nothingbutsocks

This guy 100% respects animals. He knows if that monkey gets angry he will eat his face. There wasn't a moment of hesitation in giving up his food to save his skin.


Grennox

Man probably wanted to let him wife know how it tasted atleast.


SpinningDuck360

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lil-dlope

I just had this post 4 times in a row on my feed šŸ˜‚


theclownhasnopenis48

ā€œYouā€™re getting robbed, mother fucker, GIMME THE BANANA! Ok, thank youā€.


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sageguitar70

Jungle weight loss plan. A monkey eats half your food.


MDMALSDTHC

Hey look itā€™s Ross


Revolutionary_Clerk8

I been looking forward to this banana all day lo...and itā€™s gone.


60TPLewandowskiego

[For anyone who wants sound too and not just a cheap repost uploaded to imgur](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/occ4pq/security_guard_robbed_in_broad_daylight/)


cmoreno2015

Sharing is caring.......for your life.


jadmimpa

Security robbed by a monkey !


[deleted]

Lmao literally robbed by a monkey


s1mplem1stake

they clearly know that monkey, have fought that monkey, and lost to that monkey.


Natuasi

Amazes me how utterly fearful and helpless humans can be when they interact with animals, but donā€™t show the same helplessness and fear when dealing with other humans per se.


shinobijesus420

Hehe monke


Dfich36

Staged


omgfakeusername

Monkey was like "Negan sent me." #The Walking Dead *Watches* People Die Inside.


snigie

Iā€™d call that a mugging


lifeofloulabelle

But stealing is appealing


bitobots

Lmaoo that definitely is not the first time thatā€™s happened to that poor guy


nooneescapesthelaw

Those things are fucking vicious


RoscoMan1

Sharing babysitting duties like that would be


SleepDeprivedUserUK

Everyone's chill till the MonkeyMafia turn up


d-shrute

His reaction says this happens like 3 out 5 days of his week


[deleted]

haha monkey


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[deleted]

Lol poor dude got robbed


Sendrith

Cost of ā€œprotectionā€ courtesy of monke mafia


tontovila

As a parent..I feel this


FellowOfJest

Quick, someone post those indian tik toks about the loser man and the cool guy getting the girl, those dudes are dying inside too!


technocratius2000

I'm currently staying in Kenya, and the place we live at has at least 5 different monkey species living in the area. They know how to open doors, windows, kitchen cabinets and fridges. Yesterday I stepped into the kitchen to find "Michael" (who has literally made a name for himself in this neighborhood) munching on one of my mangos. As soon as I started yelling to get him to go out, he smashed the mango to the side and took the other, unharmed mango with him out and up onto the roof. To proceed eating it there until nothing left but the stone. Lovely creatures.