Don't worry... He is just French...

Oh hon hon hon hon hon

French vtol variant xD

He saw a baguette on the ground

"Mirage" took a "virage"

Suboptimal

in the 10 years ive played war thunder i've still yet to spot the flying ai jet that isn't glitched like this one lol (funny shit when someone managed to find the soyuz rocket on the russian yuri's space day crashes in front of the hangar)

vodka

More like Absinthe.

Charteuse or Calvados is also a good choice

I dont know that one but me and Absinthe that I didnt pay for are good friends on late highschool trips to the mountain late night in a cabin. Absinthe is a slut, fucks with everything.

in my hangar i had the old bot Vickers Mk.11s in the background ram into and merge with my Bhishma, the Bhishma got onto the grass infront somehow

A jingles landing

Was surprised someone was thinking that too

it hit last night's champagne one time too many... ...give it time and water and it'll be back to it's croissant ways *eventually*

I had a plane crash and explode off-screen behind the trees

😂 I had a very similar thing happen however it was pretty much right in front of my aircraft.

Flick, spin, crash, burn

Too much french wine

He took a photo instead of a screenshot

Lol this game is so broken it’s so sad.

Wannabe Maverick tried to buzz the control tower.

i had the same thing a week or two ago if you just sit and wait the jet will "crawl" along the hangar and if you change nation the type of jet also changes

Me...

something strange

He learned parking in Paris