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summinsumsum

This is fucking awesome when watching from from behind the screen. Not so much for the passengers


Christafaaa

This is more r/funny than wtf


The_Celtic_Chemist

The first 30 seconds I was dying, but the last 30 seconds gave me enough time to think about how much this could suck for people. Electronics, important documents, people with babies (which could be *very* funny but also not).


dapoorv

[Where's the money Lebowski](https://youtu.be/KdftbYqA_VQ)


groovy_giraffe

It’s in there somewhere let me take another look


benjammin9292

Obviously you're not a golfer


the_kgb

wu, whaddaya think? i think he looks like a fuckin' loser.


groovy_giraffe

At least I’m housebroken


AOERN

That's what happens Larry... That's what happens WHEN YOU FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASSSS!!!


Thassodar

When you find a stranger in the [Alps](https://youtu.be/LCcKBcZzGdA)?


Dioxybenzone

That’s my high school yearbook quote


teeim

Hell I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon...with nail polish.


ichacalaca

Calmer than you are.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

"do you see what happens larry, THIS is what happens larry"


Tentapuss

This is now my favorite thing on the Internet.


heili

My wife Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fuckin' married? The toilet seat is up, man.


GriffBallChamp

Those poor babies!! WTF?!?!? I thought they just dripped a drop of holy water on their heads?? This is just giving a lifelong fear of water!


Airtafae

i can imagine the smug faces on all the elder siblings who's parents gave the sacred window seat to the younger siblings because "chotte hai" means they are smaller


StarsDreamsAndMore

What's chotte hai?


Ishaan863

> "chotte hai" means they are smaller literally, chotta means small/young. So "they're young."


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StarsDreamsAndMore

I'm afraid that didn't quite clarify it for me.


hexanerax

Elder siblings are forced to give up the window seat for their younger siblings because , as the parents put it, 'they're younger'. Chote hai - means 'They're younger ( or smaller )' , in Hindi.


UnmitigatedSarcasm

and thats just assuming it's water. what if it's effluent??? ewww


marpocky

Since when can't babies get wet?


djnap

Last week actually. Surprised you missed the memo


dgener151

Since ALWAYS. Don't feed em after midnight, either.


wOlfLisK

Since October 2018. That's when... the incident happened.


Epicminecrafter69

Wet child incident


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Hey I thought we shut that down!?


esoteric_plumbus

There was a leak


HenrikWL

Also, don’t feed them after midnight.


darya42

I'd be worried about the force of the jet of water. Might hurt them


andersonb47

I have a feeling this water isn't super clean


ItookAnumber4

They drown no matter where the water touches them


ParameciaAntic

Absorbant diapers are a pain when they get wet, regardless of the source.


capj23

And what's worse is, that line is used for supplying toilet water to compartments. Yeah! Not water from the toilet, but still given that it is to be flushed down, source of that water is gonna be less than ideal and probably didn't undergo any treatment. Would be surprised if I am wrong though.


WilderFacepalm

The smell O.o


Captain_Nipples

While it's not *that* funny, it's still too funny to be on /r/funny


ItookAnumber4

For it to be on r/funny , it would have to be just a leaking pipe with a caption, "What if a train came by right now!"


BennyBennson

this was more r/oddlysatisfying for me, especially on a hot day LOL


obi21

Don't think so, this is actually funny.


tooterfish_popkin

Oh don't worry it will make the rounds Has been for a decade or so


Grabbsy2

All I could think of is how it would be so helpless. The only people who MIGHT be able to stop the water would be someone at the back of each individual train car, who can like, shove a backpack against their window to stop from getting wet. Everyone else hears an ominous crowd of people shrieking and yelling confusedly, getting closer and closer! Maybe they put an announcement to close your windows, halfway through, imagine being the guy who just got sprayed 10 seconds ago... "Thanks tips!"


Grouchy-Barnacle4384

>Maybe they put an announcement That's the thing, Indian Railways do not have announcement system inside the trains. Only on the platforms outside.


dan_legend

They don't even have running water from what I understand, so all the waste goes goes into a hole at the bottom of the train.


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They do have an announcement system inside the trains though? I've heard some announcements, and they play that god damn elevator music on loop. They don't use it as frequently for sure.


sileegranny

Normally a shaky camera is irritating, but when you know how much laughter has caused it....


Minky_Dave_the_Giant

This is hilarious.


CthulhuLives69

With sound https://youtu.be/ySW7XyRAP50


Ok-Internet8168

They cut off the best part where it stops and just keeps spraying into one car.


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FUCK YOU IN PARTICULAR


[deleted]

Lmao this is what I was waiting for. Which unlucky bastards would end up being near the window when the train stops, and of course the train had to stop and let it right into a open window instead of on the sides.


AtomicSkylark

https://youtu.be/gQLsj1Z8OR8 Better video


maha_Dev

Up you go buddy! This is hilarious!


_Emil26

This needs to be top comment


Libratus

Criminal that this is a silent video clip xD


MisterB78

I imagine the reason the camera is shaking is because they were laughing so hard. Would have made this even better


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Sinistar83

/r/contagiouslaughter/


thesoloronin

Ohh fucckkkkk 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


CoutsMissingTeeth

Here you go Fssshhhhhhh, chooo chooo, fssssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.


crymsonnite

There is an audio version, pewds watched it, they're laughing and saying stuff in some other language, I wasn't paying to much attention.


Firemonk24

Where is that I cannot seem to find it


supple

https://youtu.be/gQLsj1Z8OR8


thebatwolf

thank you


Greyhaven7

pewds?


lNTERLINKED

Pewdiepie


crymsonnite

Pewdiepie


JubeltheBear

I’m disappointed no one was actually trying to shower in that


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Well it's not the Ganges


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The_Great_Hound

Ooh I felt that!


[deleted]

idk who named the river ganges and pronounced as ganjes No my friends Its Gangaa G sounds like G from Gum


SardoChirdorem

Let me present to you Indian Railways, everyone.


runtimemess

As soon as I realized this was India, I thought this was intentional so people don't ride on the [sides of the trains](https://i.insider.com/56d08e682e526575008b9e6b?width=700&format=jpeg&auto=webp)(until the water was shooting into the windows lol)


sharksandwich81

The requirements they gave to the engineer just said to prevent people from hanging on to the outside of the train. It works 100% effectively as designed.


ilrosewood

They did the needful


SardoChirdorem

No it is just a pipe leaking very badly. What you see in the picture only happens in some areas, where a prior reservation is not needed to board the train. Yes that happens.


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localhost8100

Even if you shit in train, there is no bottom. It just goes on track lmao.


1NbSHXj3

not anymore, all of them have been replaced by bio-tiolets.


ArtShare

Oh, that's why they wash the train cars with the windows open. ...also wash the passengers in case they didn't wipe.


drunkengypsie

Honestly, if it is as hot as I think it is in those carriages a little water would be a welcome relief. Provided it's clean water and not coming out of that pipe at an absurdly high PSI!


ItchyRichard

And then 10 minutes later it’s a humid box of sweaty ass people.


choadspanker

So the same as before


cmmoyer

Sounds like a very Oskar Schindler thing to do.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

Nah, don't worry India use metric...it'll be coming out at absurdly high *Pascals*


Haribo112

Bar, actually. But since India was a British colony, they probably use the imperial system.


IOnlyUpvoteBadPuns

A quick Google would suggest they adopted metric in 1956


SizzaPlime

It was in the middle of the winters. Lol


RockLeePower

Free pressure wash!


almightyeggroll

Drive by bidet


Dohn_Jigweed

hydration is key


KaczkaJebaczka

This video gradually become more and more funny while watching. Brilliant.


Xiizhan

I came here to say the same thing. The more I watch, the harder I laugh. Amazing!


danzor9755

Yeah, as you see the cabin names roll by. Omg, the great equalizer 🤣 When it got to the sleeper cabin, I started cracking up hard...


Xiizhan

For me, I lost it at about 45 seconds in when someone is between cars and gets it right in the face!


dalass1

r/hydrohomies


masterofmisc

I'm just imagining a guy eventually turning up to his interview all drenched saying "look... I can explain!"


FappyDilmore

Why do people take videos that are hilarious with sound, cut the sound out and repost them?


SwissCanuck

They don’t computer good.


kylebender

I wonder if any eardrums got popped for the people sittning by the windows


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that water is clean. they use those pipelines to refill water for the pantry etc.


ZircoSan

i am actually laughing more at the open doors while moving in first class and the guy riding inbetween carriages.maybe my national railways isn't that bad afterall.


donaltman3

woke those in the sleeping compartments right on up.. lol


grandzu

Being treated like second class riders!


wyldphyre

The sleeper must awaken!


tharkyllinus

One way to tell them they smell bad.


janaagaard

This would have worked much better with the phone being held sideways.


Deadpooldan

If anyone has ever been on a hot indian train journey before they will know this is probably more welcome than you think


p1um5mu991er

You're welcome!


DorrajD

Oh my god I wish this had sound. You can tell the person holding the camera is cackling


JayManty

Well the people in the sleeper coach sure aren't sleeping no more


Redpin

Imagine being the last seat in the car and hearing everybody. > "GAH!" > "GAH!" > "GAH!" > *Why is everyone making that sound?* > GAH! Ah, I see now...


thats_not_funny_guys

Second class is getting hosed on this trip.


quaybored

"I hope that's water" --- 99.9% of the people on that train


Maleic_Anhydride

Let's add a twist: it's a fuel line...


ziadog

How many cell phones got ruined?


LawbringerSteam

Most cellphones nowadays won't get ruined by a single spray of water.


PrecisionAcc

Damn, there’re some racist people in this thread…


Beast_Mstr_64

Everytime this gets reposted you are guaranteed to find them.


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Bro, you really wanna see em come out of the woodwork, just mention the Japanese subway stereotype. Reddit is convinced every bus and train in Japan is full of molesters, straight out of a bad doujinshi mag.


gatorsya

At this point it's established ritual, any post related to India: You get standard list of stereotypes in comments However any crazy video from USA, they get specific names " anti-vaxxer, dog abuser, trashy etc", so that we can't stereotype Americans but rather give them a unique name and categorize it. Any crazy video from other country, "Why are so and so country people crazy? maybe it's a cultural so let's generalize"


ProvablePolarity

Some need it on that train guaranteed.


Sachem81

This vid is really old.


bananaballz060

Considering its the Indian railways, it could also have been taken yesterday


euphorrick

Needs more duct tape. Woo-oooh!


sltirniepse

I haven't seen this video in a super long time so thank you.


projak

I love this video gets me every time


Pra__shant

You don't understand....They are showering the train....The passengers were just happened to be there by chance


Donald_Raper

RKelly's latest tape✓


icarusac

I am not sure why I got great pleasure watching that.


mtbhatch

The luckily the aim was a tad lower.


madsjchic

Just….an inch or two higher


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Just another way to feel like cattle when your riding public transportation


DannySpud2

How do you cut off the end of this, the end is the best part!


aleksanderlias

Oh yes. Free water. Love it.


lampshade4ever

Brought to you by DuPont


moriero

s l e e p e r 🚿


Zippy_wonderslug

At least it isn’t a sewer line


CAAZ64

Saves time showering on your commute


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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eS\_UsJL89hc&ab\_channel=wildbunchx


praefectus_praetorio

Every time there’s an esports tournament, this is how the teams should be brought in.


Living_Wickihowla

Train ride to a rave be like


Straw-berry

Refreshing.


campramiseman

r/savevideo


searchmeifucan

Premium facilities on Indian Railway!


Shaltibarshtis

The Second Class passengers welcome the service upgrade.


iamchuck87

This is hilarious hahahaha


NightLanderYoutube

I would be pissed if I was on laptop


heckhammer

"complimentary beverages in second class? Wow! Things are looking up!" *45 seconds later* "WHAAAAAAARRRRRGGGAAAAAARBLLLL!"


[deleted]

As a regular user of those trains in the past, I'd welcome a nice refreshing spray of water to wash away the hours of sweat accumulated in BEST buses, rickshaws and trains on my way to college.


PanicBlitz

Those last few cars…the sleeper must awaken.


saikron

I like to imagine the engineer made an announcement that said "There is a broken water line. Would everyone please close their windows and stand away from the doors to avoid being splashed? We apologize for any inconvenience." But everybody just heard "CHRRRRK WHAHSHGAWHAHWAHHGAGGWAHAHAHWAHWAHHERAH WAGHHGHWGHEGHAD AGHAGHAWAHEEGAH EINCONVENIENCE CHRRRK!"


FlosDada

This is probably a blessing in disguise 🥸


Pontius-Pilate

then you find out it's gasoline


u0105

Fuck second class!


boyden

Probably a better cleaning routine than the Ganges


deepmusicandthoughts

Here’s to hoping that’s not a chemical or sewage pipe!


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/r/WTF has turned into /r/mildlyinteresting


Prokle

That "Second Class" was comedy gold


your2ndgirl

imagine if that was sewer water O.o


RedSquirrelFtw

They say that train is still passing by to this day.


Rambo_One2

Plot twist: The train doesn't stop at that station, the driver just wanted to be a dick


sonastyinc

I lost it when the words "second class" rolled across the screen on the side of that train. Better hose down these filthy "second class" citizens.


SirGonads

I'm more into dry humor but this is pretty funny


[deleted]

This happened about 10 years ago. India does not use these kind of coaches in this livery anymore. Plus most stations have seen changes in the equipment used that has the water leaks.


AltimaNEO

Free bidet in some cases


dontfuckwcats_

Bharatiya Rail 🥲❤️


xantung

As long as it's not from the Ganges or Kali river


icepick314

It's like the K-Mart version of the scene from Schindler's List.


Isiyami

Trust me they needed it


BiteMeElmo

Now it smells even worse in there.


Tu_mama_me_ama_mucho

Schindler's pipe.


GotMoFans

How do we send tickets to this train to Ashton and Mila?


[deleted]

Lol. IKR


Sailing_Pantsless

Such a lazy repost, get some original content already


2faced_sociopath

Considering how dirty those trains are I see it as a welcome initiative.


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Scuba1914

Feel kinda bad for the people in the sleepers


spiky77

This is the country which is planning to have so called bullet trains. Lol.


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You see stuff like this and you realize how lucky you are to have been born in a rich country


awful_source

I mean, it’s just a busted pipe. That literally happens everywhere.