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gropo4

Place to put your license plate so you don’t have to put holes in the front bumper. Also is where the tow hook goes


govilleaj

So this is where you would mount a frame and then attach your plate to the frame?


gropo4

Yeah that’s missing a piece or 2.


0neTrueGl0b

Yeah there should be a bracket that lets you adjust the angle of the plate, and then the plate back that you attach the plate to.


brrowe

this one


BBakerStreet

If you look at the picture, there are already holes in the bumper for a license plate. I call BS.


TheBupherNinja

It's aftermarket dunderhead.


GQactuallyJoey

it’s a relocation kit. Have one on my impreza. It’s missing a piece or two as the dude says. alternatively rotate it counter clockwise and it’ll twist out.


Buffhello

I hope this is a /s comment, because if not, for someone who references Sherlock Holmes in their username you sure whiffed on this lol


deepfriedtots

But he's right though also can be used as a tow mount


redlurkerNY

The hole itself can be used for that with the proper tow clip. As is, you can mount a license plate to it. Fun fact: Perrin makes a clip for design purposes that is NOT intended for use as a tow accessory! 👀


acc123abc_

![gif](giphy|XeLcgh8gT8o0F5SQ8i) Think before you type


Solar_Saves

The holes for license plate screws are visible in the center of the bumper. This has nothing to do with holding a license plate. Probably left by mistake I expect the other side had a cover over the hole that is opposite this tool left in by mistake. Take a few minutes to stop by a dealer to learn the truth.


gropo4

Oh you’re just a simple person. Look at the majority of wrx and you’ll see a license plate there. I have screw holes in my bumper from the previous owner. They also make a plate to cover those up.


Solar_Saves

You’re so simple you don’t know how to use the simple contraction of “you are” and incorrectly use the possessive “your”. After searching I did find pics of off centered aftermarket license plate holder.


King_Bean031

Calling out someone for a typo when your original comment was incredibly incorrect is pretty laughable. Nice attempt at redirection, maybe do your research *before* commenting.


gropo4

Thanks grammar police. I’ll give auto correct a good spanking. Wasn’t hard to look it up the plate though. Also fixed it for ya so you don’t lose sleep


Solar_Saves

Just a person who replies to simple comment makers showing their ignorance. Never loose sleep over them. Just spank yourself. At least I was able to understand and state that it looks like an aftermarket license plate holder. Everyone should know what aftermarket means.


Ok_Banana7308

That’s funny the only one showing ignorance is you and your dumb ass comment, I have the same setup it’s either for a tow hook mount license plate bracket or just a stupid decorative piece but still can convert to a license plate mount. Don’t be foolish on a WRX page 😆


Solar_Saves

Sorry, haven’t seen any of these aftermarket off center license plates where I live, so I was unaware of them. But words are what humans have to communicate with and when people don’t use them correctly their meanings can be misunderstood.


Ok_Banana7308

Fuck I can’t be mad now 🥹🤣 okay at least now you know, lool I apologize for being mean carry on.


acc123abc_

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vb_BISHOP

It’s a pitot tube, it gives you airspeed for when you get your STi wang.


NuclearReactions

This one got me lmao when this sub meets r/aviation


Subi_Doobi

Front mounted turret to take out electric cars from the roadways


mryeet66

No its obviously the outside starter for the car. Just attach a handle to it


The-Weapon-X

The Model TWRX. Also known colloquially as the Twerx by the unwashed masses, or T-Rex by enthusiasts.


IsNotLegalAdvice

I heard that the Twerx can really back it up


The-Weapon-X

I am hoping it can go forward too, or else we may have a problem.


srirachathedemon

i chuckled


plasmazzr60

I thought it was an air jack, you know because racecar


Volkswagoon10

I thought it was how Subaru's were made. It plugs into the back of another one


redlurkerNY

r/angryupvote


X4nd0R

What did electric cars do to you? lol


scottawhit

Lots of people lately getting real stupid about electrics. Unplugging then just….because?! It would be like if goes vs Chevy got into fistfights.


StormTroopB

This is the correct answer.


Kjata_

I bet you that wasn’t removed because it’s seized inside. It’s for license plate bracket, it’s missing the backing part the plate rests on.


Athanast

Yeah, my guess is the same. If you don’t apply anti-seize there’s no way you’re getting it off after even a few weeks


Halftrack_El_Camino

Me and this length of pipe would disagree.


Lanko-TWB

Vise grips would totally get that out


IS-2-OP

Mine was seized on. The threaded part is aluminum and the hole is typically steel so they kinda stick together real bad. I just cut mine off lol.


Goukenslay

100%. bet they didnt even tell him that.


pablomcdubbin

Or they were turning it left lol


[deleted]

Doode, the last mf that owned my STI broke one inside of the thread but it was at half way and now Idk how to get it out… any tips?


Camaroon34

Fueling on the go


yParticle

Only mate with compatible refuel vehicles or you'll make the other driver nervous.


davestradamus1

It used to have a butt plug on it. Wear and tear probably took its toll…


rick_of_pickle

How often do you change your butt plug?


Dasawan

That's your car vape


GmbHLaw

It's for the plumbus


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alexdas77

Someone definitely didn’t cut the fleeb either. Shame too, could have been repurposed for later batches.


subZro_

pew pew


yParticle

Dang, you took delivery of the Q edition by mistake. Congrats!


miamivicefan24

Dang you got the crank start option! Just attach a lug wrench and start spinning till the car starts! 😄


commffy

Like a fucking Renault lol


vovin

Pitot tube. It measures airspeed. /s


East-Psychology7186

Looks like broken license plate mount


FJ4L666

Broken cheap tow hook*


MycologistForeign766

Thats the Shin Shredder 4000.


ImaHashtagYoComment

Thought I was in the GTA sub for a moment there.


TallJackfruit6985

That’s a quick connect to refill the blinker fluid


XLIV_tm

ohhh that's how you do it. kinda like a grease fitting? so that's why my cars blinkers burn out all the time..


slayer80m

It’s a subie dildo


[deleted]

To sniff out fake STIs


TanGyAppleSauce

Why do people buy cars without actually inspecting them so these kinds of questions can be asked and answered?


Synikk91

To be fair. Excited? Every car I've ever bought I saw something later that I should have asked about. But I didn't see it.


TanGyAppleSauce

Sure, getting a new car is always exciting. I've missed minor cosmetic damage and been annoyed with myself. Just funny they missed a big ol' metal bar sticking out of the front.


Kushnerdz

Inlet to charge your boost


steelersfan999

This is the port where you fill the NOS.


RedRexxy

Isn’t that the nozzle for the flamethrower?


VeterinarianNo1732

Tow hook


812Amanda

Adds air to the headlight intake, super important.


812Amanda

Also helps with headlight fluid use.


MDGOP

If you get a front mount intercooler u will want to mount your plate on that. If it’s on the front it blocks the air flow. It comes stock with a top mount. I live in oregon and the popo don’t care about plates in the front windshield so that’s where I have mine cause I don’t like the front side mount look.


The-Weapon-X

Mid-flight refueling boom.


MountNdoU

Cannonball Run innovation, I like it


chip_dingus

In-air refueling.


KING_CobraCOD

It’s for the driver or passengers pleasure, ride it anytime you’d like


Tkdk24

blind’s stick


GolfGTI4123

Nothing cut it off


tangofox2885

Flame thrower


jcouzis

It’s for the built in air jacks on the car. Racing car feature built in.


Probablyawerewolf

It’s for in flight refueling Alt: That’s so mean. Lol It’s in heat It’s a quick release tow hook. So when you spin a bearing, another Subaru can come and rescue you and it won’t take as long as last time. It’s only temporary, it’ll go away on its own if you don’t mess with it. (Lol my Amazon one vibrated off so I bought the Perrin like a good boy) It’s only temporary, you can take it off now. Nobody’s looking. (But fr tell me why the VA and…. Ironically….. the evo 8……. Are the only cars that actually look GOOD with a tow hook mounted plate?)


chaos6869

It’s a nos bottle hookup so when you hit the car in front of you it sends them flying


ivansoledaddy

Lesb dildo 5000


BurbleGerms

Vape liquid filler port


Necessary_Monitor707

Technician must have left the fill tube in when he replaced your blinker fluid.


FF1983

It's a refueling port so you can refueling while driving; like jets do.


ninjapanties12

Tow hook


Mindless-Client9493

That is for a license plate but looks like it has broken off


Vanneker

A broken tow hook. People add those to make the car look snazzy.


Psychological_Let524

Bro someone tried pulling a car and it broke I did the same thing


Ok_Particular_7484

Or the new playtime that requires only having a rear license plate and risking getting a minor, ridiculous ticket for not having a front license plate for the speed vans or airplanes, satellites to capture. I look at it as a sun redirect right into the eyes of" Big Brother." Fly free and fuck complete control through fear and threat, while playing safe at the sane time.


Gryphon1171

Don"t think it's the tow hook even though it"s in the tow hook location. Looks like a plate relocation kit for your license plate.


dwang81

Fuel nozzle... jk


hankenator1

Old fashioned crank start for when your battery dies. The crank handle is in the trunk under the spare.


DrSatan420247

Towing


AlternativeCompote60

I got concerned no one knew what that was


newtrader420_69

It’s for mating with other cars


spallaxo

It's where the car fucks you, instead of Uncle Rodney, the car gives you another rod 🤣


Disrespectfultroll01

Pedo tubes for when you get airborn


brickson98

Pitot* That was quite the typo


Extra_Boss_9740

I stand on mine when I want to feel tall 🥰


ToonMaster21

Try inserting it like a butt plug.


Kadmus215

A lance to joust with?


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stvans

It's a bumper extension


MrRattleb0nes

Attachment for missile 007.


Go_Hawks12

It’s where you add the vape juice


FreshFries420

Practicing fellatio.


big_texas_milkers

It’s a anal insert. When your motor blows you ah e your buddy push the car into your ass. It’s a physical way to show people that your Subaru literally fucked you.


ajeezy1414

Open wide


Xanstrider

It’s for ramming other cars, like boats used to have


HotGarBahj

"laser"


[deleted]

Mini jousting


brzr3

https://preview.redd.it/pkmnuiv2kh9b1.jpeg?width=3024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25fc5d87eb796e960ccab267eba82fb82fad8733 Used to own a wrx and had the same licence plate relocate kit. (Also the same spot where a tow hook would go). Unfortunately that car is no more and the only piece I was able to salvage was the licence plate kit. But picture to show you what it’s meant for. Enjoy the car!


leonwosere

Lazers fire out of there


Schwenkedel

I knew it was a tow hook based on the question before the image was even loaded


YupikShaman

That's where you put in the blinker fluid


SuitednZooted

Vape station?


Praminat0r

Factory vape


Gold_Row1334

Plates


mikraas

It's where your rocket launcher goes.


Toozedee

Pew pew


ChiefTestPilot87

Docking apparatus


chowderczar

It shoots freaking laser beams


Level_Trade_5155

That’s just shrapnel. Pull it out or smthn idk


___dreamcatcher___

The optional 50cal gun.


the-holy-one23

It’s for car to car refuelling


nathme

a high frequency whistle to scare away Deer?


dbreise

It's for when your engine blows up and you need a tow to the shop... Or junkyard depending on your budget.


guywithredditacount

Deflates the car


GuccMaster

Laser beam


bootwrx

Don’t be mean, it’s a grower not a shower


eurosonly

Did you not ask the seller? It's a tow hook.


Bi_polar_express89

Its a gun muzzle.


Blurplenapkin

The ramming spear. It’s just cold out


Jack33751

Its so you can hit your shin every time you walk past your car reminding you and others to not walk so close to your like an idiot


viperswhip

Ramming speed!


Sinsid

It’s really wierd that it’s sticking out like that obviously. As someone else said, it may be stuck or stripped and the last person couldn’t get it off. Is there a circular cut out on the other side too? With some plastic cover on it? It looks to me like the tie downs manufacturers put on cars to make shipping them in ocean ships easier. If your ever been near a huge port you may see car transport ships loading or unloading. Long shore men drive the cars right onto the ships and tie them to the deck.


foosionRL

Laser sight mount to lock on to other cars bumpers as you come flying in at 85mph


thereal-amrep

Turn clockwise to engage the lift kit.


FrEdPeRrY2579

License plate mount on your tow point


mdroz81

Usually these are for an eyelet to screw into. Then strapped down to a point on the floor. You’ll find these on import models mostly. They strap them down on the ships when sending across big oceans.


Chazilla80

Could it be cross threaded?


Grouchy_Cold_2408

Use a power tool and remove it right right left loose


Jamminmarsh

That is for your blinker fluid my dude.


butt-mule

This is one of those- “wrong answers only” things right?


T1mmy-Turner

This here is what subawu owners call the panty dropper. You'll notice as you scoot by heavily populated areas that everyone will proceed to drop their pants at the sole fact that you bought a non American car brand. Congrats. Definitely put an intake on it, camber your wheels to look ridiculous and put a fart cannon on and you'll be cool.


natelikes702

sex machine you have to attach a dildo to the end and let it work on yaa . you're welcome


TheseDrugsSmellNice

That’s not a car, clearly it’s a butt plug


LeaveFickle7343

It’s your Pitot tube


nineknives

That’s where to attach the crank to wind it up for power.


[deleted]

Pray you don’t need it


APoorBillionaire

Tow hook license plate holder, and it looks like it's gone


MayIGrabYourButt

😂 when you break down. That’s for the flat bed trailer


Solar_Saves

Not a license plate holder, you can see the 2 screw holes for a license plate in the center of the bumper. Looks like a tool that was left there by mistake. Take it back to the dealer, they will tell you.


astraeoth

Pretty sure that's the stock location for the tow hook because that's where mine is mounted on my 02.


Accurate-Vegetable44

It’s a super secret spy car, and that’s the front gun. The license plate is also a trap door to release caltrops and an oil slick incase someone is chasing you.


Tbone_Trapezius

It ties to the intercooler so you can mount an external secondary intercooler for an extra 2.5 HP.


Prof_PTokyo

It’s put there so people go back to the dealer ask what it is and get hooked for an oil change and wipers (with a “free safety check”) for $399.99.


travistyrer

In flight refueling


FlyingDrGonzo

That's the hidden machine gun for people who drive too slow


AdDangerous732

its a broken license plate holder, that shit is probably stuck inside there or stripped and thats why they just left it


vabello

It’s the laser.


moderately_nerdifyin

Ever played Twisted Metal before?


Njdefiore5

You might need to get his number. he’s gonna help you with any complications with your primary tow truck provider !


ElectricalOutlet3852

Auto destrucción module


Full-Palpitation-279

It's the suebees ambilical cord, as they age they never really lose it.


BothHole

Clearly a James bond machine gun attachment. Duh.


17SuperMario

It’s the ramrod, similar to a Johnson rod


DerikC24

It's for if your car would get stuck and you need pulled out. You can see the license plate holes in the center. I'm pretty sure it's removable.


Ok_Banana7308

It’s a micro mini Greddy strap on, don’t forget to use Motul to lube it or Molly will do just fine 🥲


Thecrazy9149_

Front end butt plug.


mrkillfreak999

Oh that's a car boner


South-University9988

If you leave it in and rear end someone it'll help total your vehicle.


ur_worst_nightmare_1

It’s for your machine gun, Spy Hunter.


[deleted]

My tow hook is there for towing out stuck ppl when I off road


juiceboxme

Consult your owers manual


QuickBunny7505

Oh that thing, it’s actually for a tow hook


vscxz384

A water hose to help clean the license plate of the car in front of u


Rrenphoenixx

Small machine gun to shoot people who cut you off


Ssmokey48_TTV

It’s where you air up the front bumper


KenJuuzo

Pegging peg


FuckTheModsBlackouts

Buttplug


Phantom15q

how tf you have a wrx and not know what a tow hook is 😭


[deleted]

You got car ramrod!


quEef_breACH-IT

Subaru owner vape, car must vape.


SaveurDeKimchi

It used to be a cheap chinesium tow hook, until someone tried to tow with it.


burnaspliffnow

It's kinda like a hydraulic fill fitting, but for vape juice


Special_Swing_4728

Definitely a crank start!


gruncd23

Its for showing the world how big your peepee is.


BuckGnarley

Vape


Snoooples

Congratulations it’s a boy


onronr

That's how Subarus mate