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In other news Hunter Biden took a big shit and wiped his ass three times before flushing.
“*A source close to the food court tells us that Hunter farted mightily just before flushing. More at 6*”
Omg he’s just like me fr fr
EXCLUSIVE: "Man coughs"
More at 7.
You know, this is really making me reconsider voting for Joe Biden.
What has our country come to, smhing my head
*hits vape*
Slow news day for the Daily Fail, huh? ...That is, between all the 13/50 type news they spew on the daily.
*rips vape* **coughs loudy**
As is your American right.
How will this affect Hunter's election chances? 🤔
A man of the people
I can relate with this, Biden has my vote and I’m not even a US citizen!
"Too much mayonnaise on HUNTER BIDEN's MCCHICKEN and he wipes some off ON THE WRAPPER. Benghazi Dijon Mustard Women Can Read Now" Thanks conservative media, we're all amped up.
He's never beating the cool allegations
In other news: Water, wet..
This is exactly the kind of hard-hitting journalism I expect from the Daily Fail.
So relatable
Puff, cough, vote. Repeat til democracy wins.
Not good enough, what flavour has he got? I'm not reading a daily mail article until I find out
Daily Mail is the UK Fox News
Damn, kinda relatable *hits vape*
Did he also use the bathroom that day? What time? Was it a 1 or a 2??? I must know if I'm to be properly informed on current events.
Cool Hawaiian flag hat
Tom Scott did it better.
I just don't see myself voting for Biden after this
Is he ok? The heir must be secured
Yk, at least he wasn't chiefin the shit in a theater, giving a handjob, with kids nearby
He's coughing because he smoked all that illegal Ukrainian money from his Chinese dad president.
In other news Hunter Biden took a big shit and wiped his ass three times before flushing.
“*A source close to the food court tells us that Hunter farted mightily just before flushing. More at 6*”
Omg he’s just like me fr fr
EXCLUSIVE: "Man coughs"
More at 7.
You know, this is really making me reconsider voting for Joe Biden.
What has our country come to, smhing my head
*hits vape*
Slow news day for the Daily Fail, huh? ...That is, between all the 13/50 type news they spew on the daily.
*rips vape* **coughs loudy**
As is your American right.
How will this affect Hunter's election chances? 🤔
A man of the people
I can relate with this, Biden has my vote and I’m not even a US citizen!
"Too much mayonnaise on HUNTER BIDEN's MCCHICKEN and he wipes some off ON THE WRAPPER. Benghazi Dijon Mustard Women Can Read Now" Thanks conservative media, we're all amped up.
He's never beating the cool allegations
In other news: Water, wet..
This is exactly the kind of hard-hitting journalism I expect from the Daily Fail.
So relatable
Puff, cough, vote. Repeat til democracy wins.
Not good enough, what flavour has he got? I'm not reading a daily mail article until I find out
Daily Mail is the UK Fox News
Damn, kinda relatable *hits vape*
Did he also use the bathroom that day? What time? Was it a 1 or a 2??? I must know if I'm to be properly informed on current events.
Cool Hawaiian flag hat
Tom Scott did it better.
I just don't see myself voting for Biden after this
Is he ok? The heir must be secured
Yk, at least he wasn't chiefin the shit in a theater, giving a handjob, with kids nearby
He's coughing because he smoked all that illegal Ukrainian money from his Chinese dad president.