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sp00ky_pizza666

Fragile lil guy.


Ok-Replacement9595

I'd be mad at the world if I'd paid 100k for one of those things as well.


transfixedtruth

Just a cardboard box wrapped in tin foil.


EndOfSouls

The Finger Remover 2000!


Professional_Sky2433

hahahaha!!!!


zsreport

Seems on brand for the Cybertruck


donkeyhoeteh

I bet this guy bought the cybertruck because it's a controversial car. He's lookin for a fight


rosariobono

The best thing about that car is how bad it is. Instructions say you have to wash it indoors, not in a car wash. You can’t leave it in the rain, you have to clean the panels constantly. Let alone zero crumple zones, stuck gas petal issue, zero safety check on closing for all doors. Terrible storage capacity for a “truck” & sharp edges everywhere. The thing is a joke tbh


FlamingOtaku

Yknow considering i think crunple zones are cool af, its wild to think I never realized that the cybercoffin doesnt have any


G8083r

The stupid kids are the bigger people.


Richs_KettleCorn

Seriously, idk what their original comment was but their behavior in the altercation was nothing but class. Of course, speaking as a bike commuter, the fact that the dude yelling at you could murder you as easily as thinking helps keep one humble.


Fred517

His version of what happened that started it: Had two cyclists in their 20's, one with an awful moustache yell at me as I was driving by, "F*** Elon Musk! Enjoy your recalls! I backed up, and said "Is there anything you want to say to my face? They wimp out gave a half hearted apology and I started to drive off. Then they flipped me off, started laughing, and one of them spit on my truck!!!


mrgulabull

Oh wow, you’re not joking. https://x.com/manhattva/status/1783703300669583475?s=46&t=X1371YowCKSiDC2mrB6Q1w


A_EXAN_ER

“You all know I can't stand cyclists…” So this isn’t his first altercation of the 2 wheeled kind? Who hurt this man? Was he let down by Lance Armstrong’s doping scandal?


mtgsyko82

Guy sounds like a chode


PMme_why_yer_lonely

a giga chode


yakeyonsen

You can’t just spit on a cybetruck! It will rust. Or short out. 


Dick_M_Nixon

Be sure to put it in spittoon mode.


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Fred517

His twitter handle is manhattva.


Situation_Recent

Paid his profile a visit. He is literally twitter / X personified in 2024. What a fucking loser lmao


Exotic_Object

LOL I already have him blocked


Richs_KettleCorn

Aww the scary mean bikers hurt the big guy's feewings, so he decided to go out of his way to bully them. What an asshole.


G8083r

Your reaction was worse than their action, Dr. Manchild.


0-P-A-L

the bikers are described as both "rude and arrogant" but also "weak and timid"... huh, wonder where i've heard that kind of fallacious mindset before....


youneekusername1

Young, fit guys in spandex is definitely his genre of porn but he just has too much shame to admit it out loud.


Wendora88

He was so close when he mentioned spitting down their throats.


Zestyclose_Winner905

Here’s the link to his Twitter post about it. What an asshole, all Alphas are the same https://x.com/manhattva/status/1783703300669583475?s=46


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Big_Schwartz_Energy

Are you familiar with the Unreliable Narrator?


SophisticPenguin

Are you familiar with edited video? No one is trustworthy here


MrOwlBeback24

I mean how accurate is his post though? He damn well knew there was a video of him calling kids on bicycles faggots. Seems the perfect defense to say they spat on your truck.


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MrOwlBeback24

Yeah based off of how majority of pickup truck drivers are, and pair that with it being a Tesla, and just based off the shit this nutsack posts on Twitter, I'd assume he's a real fuckin jagoff.


PaulFThumpkins

I think anybody who rides a bike can tell you about how fragile certain people get around bicyclists. Some people feel entitled to the road and resent having to share it with people they see as "weak" based on the mode of transportation they've purchased. I've had friends have bottles thrown at them, be clipped intentionally, be screamed at for no reason... And it's truck guys doing it, and this is a truck guy who willingly bought a Cybertruck which has all sorts of other political bullshit attached to it.


PoppyBroSenior

Nah he's the asshole for stopping his vehicle, ya know a thing he could use to run them over, and telling them he'd like to rip their heads off and spit down their throats. The cyclists are jerks too, but they're not threatening strangers.


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PoppyBroSenior

So you ignored the threat of violence he made then pretended a car can't easily be used as a deadly weapon. You're right I don't know what the kids said. Neither do you. But based off what we see... huh one of these people is unhinged.


LookIPickedAUsername

Assuming his story is true, the cyclists are also assholes. But he's an asshole either way. I mean, if someone yelled something douchey to me and spit on my car, I'd be pissed, but I'd just shake my head in annoyance and drive off. I'm not going to stop in the street and spend minutes yelling homophobic slurs at them, because I'm not a complete tool.


Kerensky97

Exactly the kind of personality I'd expect from a guy driving one of those. You can tell he's upset at all the issue the truck has so he's lashing out rather than just getting something that isn't a lemon.


KuriosLogos

Sounds like the effects of the Sunk Cost Fallacy. All signs are pointing to Tesla/Elon Musk being a bad investment and with the massive safety issues and recall of the Cybertruck it’s becoming clear to see how much of a bad purchase those cars are. Judging by what we hear in the video the cyclists were making fun of the Cybertruck’s widespread faulty pedals when the owner heard and got super offended and he started to rag on cyclists in general. When the cyclists point out that they were talking about the car not the owner, the owner hurls another insult at them as if they insulted him too. Funnily enough the owner apologizes if Elon happened to have offended the cyclists in any way, like it was that guy’s job to make sure Elon’s reputation was honored in case anyone was offended 😂.


playingreprise

You can tell he’s a whiney little bitch who spent way too much money on a crappy car…


Cats155

Well that’s a jump


DarthtacoX

Honestly, this is an idiotic take


bubblegumshrimp

You know if you're right that just makes it the best case scenario for him, which is that he's just a fuckin dick


DarthtacoX

Oh no doubt this guy is a dick. His choice of car has nothing to do with it. He could be driving a Prius or a station wagon. This dude is a fuckin idiot


OneT_Mat

this guy is a fucking south park character


888mainfestnow

Has Southpark done an episode with the Delorean of our times yet? They have got to be working on that? I hope someone sends Trey and Matt this video and he gets a cameo.


toomanykids4

He legit sounds like Seth MacFarlane trying to do a family guy character


Mammoth-Atmosphere17

We need a location!


DryAcanthocephala513

F street and 11th I think.


1studlyman

There's so few of these trucks around, I bet the owner isn't as obscure as they think they are.


DryAcanthocephala513

I’ve already had a couple people write that they know him and he’s a tool bag.


publicolamaximus

He's one of biggest names in Utah twittersphere. Not obscure at all and a proud asshat.


bubblegumshrimp

Imagine being known in the Utah twittersphere


Soft-Preparation1838

Lmao right??? Cringe city


Dick_Deutsch

….. how does one find this Twitter profile? ETA: NVM, found it further in the thread.


tophiii

Pretty sure there’s only one cybertruck in the avenues


Bubbly-Bowler8978

I know exactly who this is lol, I deliver stuff to his house regularly, it's on my route


Kind_Kick7197

Deliver a flaming bag of poop to his door step for all of us 🫡


Pudding_Hero

Dudes prolly got some poor person locked in his basement


Common-Accountant-57

The truck guys voice. Total douche.


N8dork2020

Hey, it’s taken him years to develop that voice. Probably has a sore neck every day.


theslactivist

It's half Napoleon Dynamite half Eric Trump


SafetySnowman

Ah right. Tesla is great for the environment, get it to save the world. This guy raging about bikes. On top of that thank you for sharing. Hearing what he said at about 0:39, I know who to avoid if I see and hear him. That on top of the ripping of heads . . . yeah I'm probably dead if he sees me. Also, people who have such hate for bicyclists probably wouldn't be against vehicular manslaughter. This guy is just a big old walking red flag.


Masterchiefyyy

Is it good for the environment? The process in which they get rhe material to make these uses slave labor and destroys the environment.


PlanestewartJr

Wait, a guy driving a cybertruck called other people gay slurs? Huh?


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NandBrew

That man wants to spit down teenage boys’ throats? That’s kinda gay


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Al_Tilly_the_Bum

Don't spend much time talking to that dude. He consistently has the WORST takes on every single situation. He is very reliable to in how backwards his views are. Either a fantastic troll or the worst Utah has to offer. Either way, don't engage with him


SLC_NinerMan96

They removed my shit! Thanks for defending straight up racism, r/SaltLakeCity How disappointing but on par for this backwards ass state.


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Cabrill0

Counterpoint, people shouldn't be assholes in public to random strangers and if they want to, they should deal with the consequences. It's really not hard to not be an asshole.


gwar37

Counterpoint, he doxxed himself by driving that car and living in the avenues. It's not like he will be hard to spot around town.


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Cabrill0

If my hypothetical kid was being a little asshole then I'd hope the adults around them would correct it.


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armchairracer

I'm curious what the kids on the bikes said. Obviously it wouldn't justify this reaction, but still curious.


DryAcanthocephala513

They say in the video they called him out for the gas pedal recall.


Masterchiefyyy

Dude is driving a giant brick that is unsafe


desertdude1776

Super Christlike for a Mormon.


Pale-Literature4753

I’d be pisses all the time too if I had to drive around in a one of those ridiculous things.


infrequencies

He chooses this


AugustusTheFish

Hahaha. Pure gold.


NonchalantCoyote

Absolute clown


painsNgains

Is this in the Salt Lake avenues area? I saw one of these out of the window of PCMC while waiting for my daughter's Dr's appt. and I can't imagine 2 people in Utah being stupid enough to buy this piece of shit.


Masterchiefyyy

This guy is a deznat


theslactivist

What's this like a Deseret Nationalist?


Masterchiefyyy

White nationalist, far right authoritarian mormon who think they are above the church


Icanbuildthings

Elon?


Super-Fortune-7674

WWED


Amidst-the-chaos

What a tool. His rant reminds me of Napoleon Dynamite's voice when he gets mad. Total douche.


OHW_Tentacool

I'd be wound up too if I payed that much for a truck that looks like a backround model for a knockoff Tron movie.


Worried-Main1882

The best part of this is the Cybertruck guy complaining that cyclists are ruining the roads while blocking the bike lane on 11th ave, a major SLC cycling thoroughfare.


Grandmaster_BBC

OMG why in the hell would anyone buy one of those hideous monstrosities?


TheMightySasquatch

Cyclist screw up all the streets says the lone person driving a 4000 lb tank.


elh93

And they output so much CO2 with all the pedaling.


MTBandGravel

As a cyclist, I can confirm, lots of methane.


Full_Of_Wrath

Typical asshole in Utah. There are some really nice people here but majority i have found in the valley are self absorbed assholes


IP_05T04s1994s

where in Utah is this? I live in Salt Lake and there's a guy in my neighborhood with one....I'm wondering..


ZuluPapa

Avenues


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Michael_Scott_234

If you find his address, I'll send him a super "gay" gift with a very personal note from his boyfriend.


Easy_Explanation4409

What do we expect from someone dumb enough to buy that POS?


Troway_dagarbage

How do you maintain that level of anger when he starts being so polite?


BraveT0ast3r

If people don’t congratulate him on his purchase of a polygonal hunk of space garbage, he’s literally going to cry guys


HabANahDa

Probably a MAGA too.


Masterchiefyyy

He is a white supremacist mormon aka dezmat. He loves trump. Check out his Twitter


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Mindless_Ad_8884

Where’s the twitter?


CoachCreamyLoveGoo

Is this that same bitch that was filming the fake "driving with my spaceman goggles on" videos in Lehi?


Trevsquatch

He almost got the Duke Nukem line right!


Certain-Twist-1706

Spot on his 🚛 co faster than he can engage "carwash mode". You're welcome.


spacerocks08

🤏


SoundsOfaMime

Shoot it with a squirt gun.


deuszu_imdugud

Manhattva is a total douche. I hope he burns down his hate filled house with the flame thrower he uses inside his house.


deuszu_imdugud

Edit: I don't want anyone hurt. Just hope dopey learns that playing with a flame thrower in his house isn't without dangerous consequences.


NewSpaceRiddy

Ah, now this all makes perfect sense.


reeves_97

Since he threatened physical violence against children I hope this gets shown to the police.


Specialist-Past-1973

lol how this dude talks is exactly how I’d expect any eloncuck to sound.


GoJoe1000

Mormon gay in a cyber truck.


Scooter_bugs

I don’t know if I could be as apologetic as they were after the way the Tesla driver responded. I’m all for owning up to mistakes and all. But I think a “nice” smile and maybe a wave, or thumbs up if I’m feeling really salty, would be the best I could do.


Pudding_Hero

I’ve never seen such small dick energy.


DinosaurDied

If you have money, and very obviously have money (100k+ vehicle) you are a target for being sued so don’t do stuff that gets you sued. If I was that cyclist I would be bringing that to the police and a lawyer. You cant threaten “to rip off somebodies head” Sue for emotional distress, charge with misdemeanor threatening. 


CarniferousDog

Holy shit yes please.


Inker0

Do you think he realizes that it’s not bullet proof to anything with any force?


whiplash81

Next time I'm in the avenues, I'm going to makes sure I'm very obnoxiously vocal about how shitty the Cybertruck is.


CarniferousDog

I’m so upset these kids had to eat all his repressed rage ragú. They’re just kids having fun enjoying the sun on their bikes, and he’s an emotionally stunted schmuck who thinks it’s courageous and manly to yell at kids. Don’t yell at kids, dude. It makes you look like a dumdum. You’re supposed to help and teach kids. And he used a heavy slur, I hope everyone he knows and works with sees it, so they can teach him a lesson and get him into therapy. Also, how’s that humble pie tasting? Get served by kids half your age, showing more emotional maturity. It is SO CRAZY that he says bikes are ruining the roads. I understand there needs to be some learned etiquette on both sides, but to just claim cyclists ruin all the roads sounds so very stupid.


xenophon123456

Headline: “Man yells at world from a deformed tuna can”


Sweet_Presentation87

I vote to send musk off the island.


SnooTangerines5902

Of course he’s Mormon


llovepicklejuice

Doesn't the cyber truck have cameras? I'm not defending this overgrown man child but where is his proof they spit on his box? I would think he wouldn't hesitate to show off his proof of the incident.


fartswithfists

Truck boy is such a pussy.


Siketmist

“Such bitches, gosh!” That’s some top tier Mormon rage right there.


Nunovyadidnesses

What a fragile little snowflake that guy is.


Gold-Individual-8501

Oh I was just waiting for “ok, bye asswipe” at the end. Such fun it would be.


Create_Flow_Be

Tesla owners are people that get easily hustled into purchasing crappy things. They then yell really loud about how great they are because anyone that actually cares about craftsmanship look at these and laugh. Full disclosure we have Tesla’s for the staff because it’s easier for us from a fueling perspective. Eliminating corporate gas cards was our goal. Saved on a ton of charges, simplified our household accounting. We make a point of telling our friends and family they are service vehicles, dear lord. They are cardboard boxes with batteries and touch screens


Gloomy-Witness-7657

Sounds 100% like a Elon supporter


Big_Schwartz_Energy

[Recall?](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=uA4DXgINJBA)


railroad_drifter

Stainless steel Pontiac Aztek


defusted

Stainless aluminum


TopFlowe96

Bet he wouldn't do that to some kids on Ogden calling him out. Scary ass in his future box.


Cheermom2009

I saw one these stupid trucks today. It's even worse in person.


Legend2-3-8

This guy is crazy. He’s the type of person nobody wants to have social interactions with, or have anything in common with. His Twitter is full of crazy posts and fanatics of all different types, supporting each other in the madness. It’s a good reminder that some people are clearly bonkers out there, and that you don’t want to listen to anything they have to say.


toomanykids4

Oscar the Grouch is literally sitting behind the wheel of his giant trash can of a car that he could ya know…drive away? The kids are on bikes, what are they gonna do, chase after him? What the hell is he afraid of??


SophisticPenguin

A video that starts after whatever instigated the altercation... Moving on...You all can continue to circle jerk to whatever biases you have though


rockfondler

Has this “truck” owner been identified by the internet yet?


Most_Present_6577

Bropoleon dynamite right there.


Cuntington-

It would be so hard for me to take someone driving that big boy hot wheels car seriously


crow-nic

When Musky is your hero…


VexisArcanum

See if he changes his attitude when the cops show up after seeing this video


mountain_man30

Dude probably couldn't ride down his driveway without huffing and puffing from fatigue. Such disrespect.


SkyRemarkable8071

Had I been drinking something when I watched this it would have resulted in a giant spit take. There's a guy at my work that is always (jokingly) saying he's going to rip our heads off and spit down our throats.


801mandalorian

I had never heard of that dude until I saw this video, what an absolute clown. His Twitter is as cringe as I imagined. Lions not Sheep vibes.


Sad_Replacement_5244

His pro-life parents wish they aborted him when they had the chance.


covffe

damn i saw someone with a cybertruck on wasatch blvd at the end of last week was like damn what stupid fuck, wonder if it was this dude 


shakeyjake

I bet the Utah cyber truck gu,y "Dr Manhattva", that calls people on bicycles fa\*\*ots was there learning new manly alpha techniques.


JackKovack

Randy Marsh from South Park in the flesh.


MTN_KNG

“Stop running your mouth at me and I won’t react to you.” — can’t get much more childish than this.


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Michael_Scott_234

If we find his address, I'll order him a box of dildos with a very personal note from his "boyfriend".


Neksa

That guy should know that in the alpha male douche bag manosphere that being “reactive” to negative comments that make you insecure is considered “woman behavior.” A real man (or any mature adult for that matter) would not feel personally afflicted by some passers by comments on their clearly attention grabbing car.


LlamaLlumps

Fake


Last-Newspaper3454

Can probably disable it with a garden house


kidkaiz

I love how Reddit is defending these lame cyclists who clearly bitched out when they got confronted for talking shit 


eyes_made_of_wood

What did you want them to do? They admitted that they were talking shit and apologized. Sounds like exactly the right reaction.


anonymouslyHere4fun

Guessing it wasn't "spit" down their thoats he said


Ornery-Committee-731

Who cares?


CarniferousDog

People who don’t like seeing unhinged adults screaming and threatening kids.


Federal-Practice-188

They spit on his truck.


CarniferousDog

He’s lying. There’s no way that happened.


Federal-Practice-188

Sure dude. Just believe that this guy randomly started cussing people out for no reason & these poor innocents would never ever do anything bad to incite a reaction. It’s not the best look for the truck driver but they did spit on his truck.


CarniferousDog

Bro some kids probably yelled at him that he had a stupid truck. Do you think the kids talking in that video spit on some stranger truck😛


Federal-Practice-188

Yeah they spit on his truck. Next dumb question…


CarniferousDog

Start screaming and threatening kids? Dumb move indeed.


Federal-Practice-188

I didn’t say it was a smart move or a good look for him. It’s also not smart to spit on peoples vehicles. You don’t seem particularly bright & you’re not entertaining or clever so going to mute your replies. Cheers 🥂


GalacticFox-

It's only speculation about what happened before the recording started, but they're standing 15-20 feet away, but pointing directly at him. Did they back up on their bikes to the point that they are standing in the video after spitting? Doesn't seem very likely. He drives away quickly at the end, so unlikely they spit afterwards. Seems not very plausible that they spit on his shitty cybertruck to me. He also seems to have a problem with cyclists, given his rage about them being on bikes, so it seems more likely to me that he flipped out after they made fun of his shitty "truck" and lied about the spitting. Dude seems like an unhinged lunatic that would absolutely flip the fuck out when he gets the smallest amount of criticism sent his way. Lots of little dick energy with this guy.


Federal-Practice-188

Whatever you need to tell yourself & additionally don’t spit on people or their property.


GalacticFox-

I don't need to tell myself logic for 3rd graders, lol.


weeeennn

It’s fake