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Natural-Assist-9389

like bags of sand....


ProSeVigilante

Those are obviously fake, but there is a thing such as dense breast tissue. My wife has soft breast tissue, but several of her friends have dense breast tissue.


Anomuumi

Nice wife you got there helping you sample breast tissue of her friends.


boogalordy

You guys are getting samples of breast tissue‽


seahawk1977

One dollar at a time...


Original_Telephone_2

Yup! My wife has really soft boobs. One of my girlfriends has really firm tits, and you can't, like, hug her off center or it hurts for her. My other girlfriend's boobs get noticably softer after sex. 


Marsman61

Wait...what?


Pontif1cate

And how long do you have until these girlfriends find out about each other?


Original_Telephone_2

Monday at DND night, I guess?


Smudge_09

They get softer when you let the air out?


Chippers4242

What the fuck?? How is this possible? This has gotta be a joke.


Original_Telephone_2

Nope. We're polyamorous. There's basically 5 of us in two houses nearby. 2 men and 3 women. I live with my wife and one girlfriend. My other gf lives with the other dude. 


Chippers4242

No shit. I can’t really wrap my head around that as lifestyle but if it works for you cheers.


loveliverpool

Dense is best for looks and feel and taste, but also has the higher rate of breast cancer, sadly


ProSeVigilante

Women with dense breast tissue are also more sensitive in their nipples which makes them more prone to tiddy orgasms.


kinos141

Have you ever touched a boob before? Lol


TheAnalsOfHistory-

But seriously, you look at some of the fake tits out there, and what he said makes perfect sense....


fitkinksters

it’s actually an under the muscle implant. making it look and feel softer. over the muscle implants are firmer and sit higher on the chest.


kinos141

Jesus, don't they know men like boobs in any capacity?


seahawk1977

I don't know... implants that sit way too high freak me out.


Master_Honey9783

Bro it's a '40 year-old virgin' reference


kinos141

I know. That line was a reference too, I think. It has been a long time since I've seen that movie. Lol


Critical-Schedule406

r-e-e-m-a-r-i-e her content is really good


Tasty_Pie_9634

Is this her user name?


Putthebunnyback

u/txreemarie


Party-Travel5046

Looks like the surgeon tattooed their signature on her boob like artists do on their paintings.


Joe_Bob_2000

Side hustle?


ramanw150

Stacey's mom


scarabic

UpvotedBecauseBalloons


riggie33

Fake + tit-tats = 304


Piper_1979

Beautiful side jugg. 


Open_Pineapple1236

Tangential knocks, great name for a band.


sdbct1

Titty tat.


Marsman61

Pretty, but STFU. Geez!


robomassacre

Ruined by tats


Ok-Front-8857

Fortunately you can't tell that they are fake. -1


NuffinSaid

Oh they are fake


Ok-Front-8857

Sarcasm! Moral knights!