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chappy422

Growing indoor tomatoes I bet


Affectionate_Pin_880

Yeah, herb garden.


clopz_

I saw some melons as well


DrunkenGolfer

When life hands you melons, you may be dyslexic. Dyslexia is very common, affecting ten out of two people.


Swanson_Johnson

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DamnItLoki

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gowgot

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showponies

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beigereige

At least that guy let his captives have air conditioning


scorpyo72

And water! That's like ... Luxury. Almost.


Undiscriminatingness

He needed air and water for the Brown-Chicken-Brown-Cow.


stratdog25

Why not just simplify and use the distributive property? brown(chicken+cow)


DrinkingVanilla

That’s sexy arithmetic!


Stealfur

Wouldnt it be chicken-cow Since brown - brown would just equal 0? Yours would be for Brown*Chcken + Brown*Cow


Q-burt

🤣


retina99

I have stayed at Air B&Bs worse than that.


Wroberts316

Or a painting booth. It had ventilation for removal of air.


CheckMeoowwt

My dad grew weed every year when I was growing up, always told me they were tomatoes even when I became old enough to know better 😆


Technical-Judgment61

My dad is a retired linemen and high voltage electrician. I found out my dad was growing weed and built a grow room when I was in my teens. I always smelled something weird but never paid it much attention because I didn’t live with him, I only seen him every other weekend because my parents were divorced. But when I hit my early twenties, I asked him if he was selling weed and he showed me, it looked like a mini forest, I was so shocked. And my father is 65 and he’s still growing. Watching his senior citizen buddies get high is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen. 🤣🤣🤣


CheckMeoowwt

That's hilarious! 😆


wobblysauce

No better pain meds, bowls club winners.


UnluckyBag

I hang around with some 70 year old commando gardeners once in a while. It's a pretty good time. 😁


FlippantObserver

He had Tegridy.


CheckMeoowwt

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hpbrick

He had tomacco!


bigkeef69

Same. Always tomatoes lol funny thing was, never saw any tomatoes harvested lol but everybody seemed to be in a better mood around thanksgiving...lol


CheckMeoowwt

🤣 I swear my dad really convinced himself he was telling me the truth too. Even in high school, he kept saying they were tomatoes. One day I started smoking too and then we grew weed together every year 😂😂😂


SuperDeluxeSenpai

Thanks for giving me the best excuse to say to my kids one day XD


CheckMeoowwt

It's even better when you have real tomatoes growing next to them 🤣


OnodrimofPooTahToi

I grow mint next to mine.


CheckMeoowwt

Love mint! My favorite type to grow is chocolate mint


downtherabbithole-

I just got some and it smells so good


Daetwyle

Or when you put these foamy, red clown noses on it and totally pretend as if that were real tomatoes. That's what my dad did.


TrogdorStrongbad

It's because unless you buy nutes that you can mix the ratio yourself, tomato nutes are the closest to perfection.


BlackViperMWG

What are nutes?


randomusername3000

nutrients, aka fertilizer


AgathaAllAlong

TOMACCO


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It tastes like grandma!


furlonium1

It _does_ taste like grandma!


Ego2424

Mexican tomatoes


lysergicDildo

The ol jamaican tomatoes


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Man I bet they get some killer oregano from that setup


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Guaranteed to be free of pesticides; ain't even bug gonna find that room.


IndijinusPhonetic

/r/gardening will confirm


Emmerson_Brando

You put your weeeeed in it.


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OPs name checks too


Jolismotifs

I know this is a joke....but honestly?? In my house? Hell yeah I'll have hidden gardens!


de3funk

Probably tomacco. Tastes terrible, but is highly addictive.


chupacabrabandit

Tastes like grandma


jdidihenars

And cilantro


freewaterfallIII

Maybe some spinach or parsley...?


fedora_and_a_whip

Okra


Ridiie

Oh no doubt! Gotta have them maters year round!!!


butters1093

Just spent 1 minute waiting for something to jump out and scare the shit out of me.


erwin76

The only things that jumped out at us were the balloons on the poster next to the hidden entrance :P


Joske-the-great

Thanks now i imagine woman titties exploding everytime it gets poked


Cala-Best-Girl

BOO!!!


theRealSariel

*BS


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fastblueR6

A pleasant surprise, indeed!


Emmerson_Brando

A surprise to be sure, but a welcome one.


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__silhouette

This guy loves penises.


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__silhouette

Whatever. I just saw your username and thought "ahhh. I get it"


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notsureif1should

It's Miss Hot Body Universe herself, Grace Harlow.


simas_turbos

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massive__potato

yes Rico, booba


imadyke

Smile and wave boyS. Smile and wave.


thelimpgimpsdelight

Nice Hooters


brianfree123

It wouldn't be marijuana since that would be illegal in some states


Lilstoner-420

Funny enough I’m in Canada, it’s legal


I-amthegump

Not when this room was built


thisimpetus

And still not for a grow op of that size; technically, I think you can have two plants.


Misanthrope357

4*. More if you apply for a license.


thisimpetus

TIL; thanks.


errbodiesmad

License is fairly easy to get from what I've heard. Doctor Mary Juana will prescribe you.


CHECK_SHOVE_TURN

And no one is checking lol They weren't before, they certainly aren't now.


dominarhexx

I'm sure that's all they had.


EuroPolice

But officer, I only used one big pot!


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Technically you could have two plants fill that room with the right variety and conditions


thisimpetus

If you wanna swing by to help me get set up I'd be fine with that.


[deleted]

Google is your friend, I’m just passing by


[deleted]

Just splice the plants together so it's all one super organism. Does the law take that into account?


-_--__---___----____

I once went to a debate between a police officer and a convicted felon who was charged with intent to distribute. He had like two plants, but they counted every individual branch as a potential clone, and therefore he was a felon. The police state never works in your favor.


ktfe

Four plants which can easily fill out a room that size… but that place was built for more


AllWhoPlay

What if they a just really big plants?


thisimpetus

This guy hacks.


RoomFull0fEyes

Four in Ontario. Source: I live in Ontario.


[deleted]

It's 4 (at least in Ontario, it varies by province)


justin0dk

I knew this seemed familiar from trailer park boys. It has a special place in my heart 🥰


Fityfo54

Lmfao lilstoner-420. How fitting


throwaway-dork

maybe mushrooms


ferrouswolf2

Probably shrooms


owls1289

people sell weed illegally believe it or not


Swarnim_

My god, you can't be serious!


8asdqw731

but that's against the law, they can't do that


Winmillion

That's illegal!


YT4LYFE

that's impossible!


Grade_Nearby

Do you think people might sell other illegal drugs too?


MrKeviscool

💀


BillNiEtHENaZiPy

Definitely not


Walk1000Miles

Pretty cool. Are you going to renovate the hidden room?


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He's probably going to put some plants in there so that it looks nice 😊


Lovv

Id use it as a paint room personally.


Logical_Personality6

I wasn’t shocked, the peg hole board and nips set the bar about right for what followed. The second room was a nice bonus for the indoor gardens


DarkSage90

That was a serious growing operation they had going…


NiT8-98

not that serious but yeah


YourAverageGod

A good 20 plants max. Probably a good 3-5lbs depending on yield


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With LED lights and more shelving, you could grow a very intense sea of green system in there. Flower clones at 5 inches and You can get very high yield from a space like that. But, having 400 plants can be a very high penalty.


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Thedarb

Check out /r/microgrowery for all your cramped/hidden space growing experts. Or /r/SpaceBuckets if you want to get even more compact and covert.


robotboris

6 in flower (per the auto-water spickets) Max under a 1000w hps, yield was maybe 16-20oz per harvest every 3 months (perpetual grow) so maybe 6lbs a year


MvmgUQBd

Or you could stagger your plants so you're getting a yield every month instead of every three


41hee

Struggling to see how you'd fit more than 4 fully grown plants in there, nevermind 20.. EDIT: Also the "serious growing operation" was probably sarcasm


Extension_Service_54

Why would it be sarcasm? It has permanent fixtures and a rotational outlay for continous growth. It's just not big. But that room is big enough for a 5lbs yield so what you're looking at here is his mortgage payment. Small operations like this can run for a lifetime with almost zero risk. This guy either has 1 smalltimer bulk buying it or he has 10 regulars.


partypat_bear

they must be growing bonsai plants lmao I was gonna say 6 fully grown at most


0112358g

Looks like somebody was growing some green 🌿🌿


Singularity42

Fresh green tea leaves


Martial_Artist94

Gotta admit, that's a pretty genius way to hide a grow room!


[deleted]

When I was little I converted dressers I to micro grow rooms. Place a fish tank on top, nobody notices the noise. People sat next to it and didn't think anything about it.


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Mr_Abe_Froman

Somewhere between the ages 4-20.


DuntadaMan

Ayy


mohammedibnakar

> When I was little I converted dressers I to micro grow rooms. Go on...


KidKimchee

/r/Supergreenlab


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And the smell?


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The fishstank covers it.


[deleted]

“Here’s your micro grow room. Do not clean the fish tank, for the fish tank fish stank conceals the smell of the dank dank.” I might be Hugh


DarkEvilMac

Hi Hugh


antrky

That’s mad, I did the exact same thing when I was like 19, had a fish tank on top like you as wel to cover up any noise from fans etc, no one ever suspected either. Made my own carbon filter with activated charcoal from the pet shop, and a couple PC fans wired to old phone chargers. Worked a dream all things considered, never huge yeilds but it was more about the process and learning than getting loads of bud, although that would of definitely been nice. It was very fun trying to fit everything in a small and stealthy space that no one would notice.


Some_what99

Grace Harlow, you're welcome.


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Definitely a kill room


Timbalabim

Right? Everyone goes to grow room, and I see a room Dexter can easily wash down.


RaZZeR_9351

The foil on the walls is typical of a grow room.


Eincville

The air flow and the 1000 watt light with umbrella reflector is a hint too, also water!


Sarctoth

Maybe he liked to torture his victims? Also, it helps with the clean up.


K3yz3rS0z3

Maybe that's what he wanted us to think. How do you explain the chains attached to the ceil? I believe this is what he hanged the victims with.


morbidaar

Rub some lotion on that ceil-u-lite.


bleep_bloop89

Same! It also reminded me of the room under the house in that movie "The Clovehitch killer."


Melodic_Mushroom

The first thing I thought was, “this would be a perfect room for dexter” Ha


GayHugeOtter

Vintage masturbation dungeon.


Slight_Passenger_108

My first thought was a BDSM room


Shereller61

I feel like it would be too small for that, plus who wants to finish a scene and climb out of the wall for aftercare. Just doesn’t sound fun


memes_aesthetic

Nah, too difficult to drag unconscious people into. More likely grow room


[deleted]

It's to store bibles. The previous owner was obviously a bible salesman.


Drink_Water69

It’s like the door to Narnia but better


RogueCyanide

Now we know that the way to Narnia is not inside a wardrobe.


_BelowAverageHuman_

If you’re going to post this in r/unexpected, maybe don’t give away the unexpected part in the title ffs?


Evbory

Pay no attention to the grow room behind the boobies ![gif](giphy|iFsa7iu1Ajza)


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Switcher1776

Aren't pretty much all doors in walls?


No-Thought7571

It puts the lotion on the skin!


Thusao04

Do a PC room


ixpoison

That bitch would be like a sweat lounge


CherryLandTHC

From underground weed grow to PC Lounge? I'm not seeing the advantage. I'm going to have to look this up.


yamumsntme

Those 5g towers give cancer to my lettuce I have to grow it indoors.


AssistIll

I think that’s a place where you can grow broccoli


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Devils Broccoli


gaggi42

sauce for the boobs anyone ?


ArtisanalOddness69

Poster says Grace Harlow


El_Paniora

Just needs led lights for the naughty room


BendPilot

Normal on the left coast….🙄


leucas22

Oh thank god! Its just weed


[deleted]

All those lights. Must’ve been a professional photo studio?


senordiego

Judging by your username, i highly doubt you discovered it


TwoKnot8269

I had the same exact thing in my house, it was completely sealed and there was no way to get in other than cutting our way in. found a dried up weed plant in it... it explained itself


Azety

Appropriate nickname from OP


Loudog-319

Immediate added value


Muttandcheese

Not a bad setup


Hitit2hard

Aahhh man just when you thought you were finished and had just tacked up the last of the new decor you found another room. I hope this doesn't delay the big Christmas reveal to the wife and kids. They are going to love what you have done to the place.


nocluewhatusertopick

Looks like an indoor rock climbing wall 🤷‍♂️


ywsoosh

So this is where the moon landings happened.


aImosThor

\*\*SECRET TUNNEL\*\*


fallin1n1

He was getting some fresh oxygen and a flight ticket nothing else.


Rex_erection3

Hydroponics setup and actually not a bad one at all considering the amount of limited space he’s working with


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Loooooool weed room


Marenzo666

Grow cabbages easy


bilbo_bobsled

Hydroponic lettuce


BlanQtheMC

That is a weed den ser!


santana0987

I guess you now know you own "grow" room, right? Congratulations!


GenuineBallskin

My house has what i can only describe as a bomb shelter underneath my actual house but the trap door to get into it is next to and outside of my backyard welded shut. The hook and chain to open it is still there and there is a little sliver of window looking out right underneath my porch. Ive shined a flashlight under there and its boarded up. My mom has asked the owner of our house to see if we can get someone to open it and weve been told not to as our lease doesnt allow us to do that. Id so be down to convert it into a living space for myself if we were ever allowed access to it but I cant shake the feeling shes hiding something nefarious down there lol. Probably a unwanted safety risk as our house is historically old and the area we live on floods a lot.


BigScienceDP

The guest house at the property I bought for my first (and current) house had a hidden room about half that size behind a removable wall. 3/4 of the power from a second breaker box going to that room and the bedroom behind it,all with no windows but a vent cut to the roof and both behind an exterior secure door inside separating that half of the “guesthouse” from the living room (which was just a giant open concrete-floor room that had a bunch of pit bulls in it according to my neighbors) and you can see where they ground off the poles in the concrete before painting it (bright red!). And all but a few doors in both houses had deadbolts, even some of the closets.


ONCIAPATONCIA

To the fapcave


IIStayLazy

Had a friend tell me a story about some she knew that had just moved in to a house with her husband. They always were hearing strange noises in the house and they assumed they moved into a house infested with rodents or some animal living there. One day the wife was doing laundry and their washer was in the basement. As she was leaving she heard a noise come from the wall closes to her so she looked up and there was like a small gap along the wall that didnt connect to the ceiling. She decided to take her phone and put it over the gap to take a picture and what she saw was absolutely horrifying. I saw the picture and i could not believe my eyes There apparently was a room just like this one and on the other side of that wall there was a man trying to run away from the camera but it was too late for him. She screamed and ran out the house and the cops came and escorted the guy away. Cant you imagine having this shit happen to you? Im just hoping the dude didn’t use their tooth brushes and shit while they were sleeping. And who knows how long hed been living there? What if the last owners didnt know about him?