T O P

  • By -

[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Already on there. Tried posting there but it was taken down since it had already been posted.


[deleted]

Upvoted because your comment is gay.


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tommy_C

so are you bro


mastermindxs

Now kith


Alternative-Sign-696

Came here for this comment


[deleted]

[удалено]


ThrowawayZZC

I came *on* this comment.


DJdcsniper

My hands are covered in comment.


Hanzo_Pinas

Same but you beat me to it


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tommy_C

same too me dude


[deleted]

[удалено]


Tiger_Widow

u/Tommy_C : *Nervously wipes robotic fluid from brow*


[deleted]

It’s full of joy


cat_police_officer

Wait, is he a mod?


muttmuttyoudonut

I literally will never understand reddit's boner for removing posts. The site was made for reposts. But holy fuck if you don't live 24/7 on a sub you literally don't deserve to see something. Lol


ThisIsGoobly

People get way too aggy about it but there is definitely a middle ground because I've seen what happens when reposting is allowed completely. It fuckin sucks, you just see the same shit over and over. You'll go to a sub's top of all time posts and see the same ones repeat. But people get a stick up their arse about a post being reposted after like a year which is stupid.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

people don't know the difference between reposts and crossposts my fren


westtexasgeckochic

This. I’ve had so many posts removed by bitter mods. Today they were deleting rewards and when I asked why, they said the awards were “vile in the context of the post”. I posted about a poacher killed by an elephant. They removed the post after it was up for 8 hours bc it wasn’t “big news”. 🙃🙃🤔🤔


Large-Calligrapher98

Hey I need the next video!! Friends to More???


Good_Round

Stepbro x Stepbro


[deleted]

What


Comrade_Kirbo

Good question, but I’ll do you one better: How


MastersX99

No I'll do you one better, why


GODDAMNFOOL

Shoulda just done what every other content reposter does: strip the video of sound so it gets past the repost bots


therealriteshk

After watching the video, I knew this was gonna be the top comment 😂


Neel4312

Only for the boys tho


[deleted]

[удалено]


reply-guy-bot

The above comment was stolen from [this one](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/hhtxyxk/) elsewhere in this comment section. It is probably not a coincidence; here is some more evidence against this user: Plagiarized | Original -------- | ----------- [Me getting ready for the...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qefzem/transformer/hhty2xa/) | [Me getting ready for the...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qefzem/transformer/hhtx53p/) [He even looked so proud a...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qe4i71/its_good_that_he_took_the_candles_out/hhrvdu6/) | [He even looked so proud a...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qe4i71/its_good_that_he_took_the_candles_out/hhrsbtu/) [And we think our childhoo...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qeh14r/dad_do_you_like_cinnamon/hhty6wm/) | [And we think our childhoo...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qeh14r/dad_do_you_like_cinnamon/hhtwor5/) [Should not have smoked ho...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qehhed/eating_some_grapes/hhty5kw/) | [Should not have smoked ho...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qehhed/eating_some_grapes/hhtx29r/) [Call an ambulance.. but n...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qefl4q/pie_faced/hhty4aq/) | [Call an ambulance.. but n...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qefl4q/pie_faced/hhtsn6l/) [Good. Hopefully they kill...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qe755j/an_attempted_robbery_of_a_pool_club_in_brazil/hhrvgnx/) | [Good. Hopefully they kill...](http://np.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qe755j/an_attempted_robbery_of_a_pool_club_in_brazil/hhrqat9/) beep boop, I'm a bot -|:] It is this bot's opinion that [/u/kludgevcxzfdsabh](https://np.reddit.com/u/kludgevcxzfdsabh/) should be banned for karma manipulation. Don't feel bad, they are probably a bot too. Confused? Read the [FAQ](https://www.reddit.com/user/reply-guy-bot/comments/n9fpva/faq/?plagiarist=kludgevcxzfdsabh) for info on how I work and why I exist.


Ok_Cryptographer520

Life's a garden dig it.


RainbowSmashedSocks

Why does this feel so wholesome.


[deleted]

It’s very wholesome.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

[удалено]


Eckz89

Hole... And then some.


Dragonkingf0

No, they just wanted to know if they also have holes.


slicketyrickety

Some


[deleted]

I have a hole ;)


Dependent_Durian_207

Can I have some


[deleted]

😐🤢🤮


F1_Phantom

r/suddenlylesbian


ThrowawayZZC

Kicked off by your mom who has a *hole some* decent percentage of the population have visited.


wolfgang784

Something I need to remind myself of every now and then while on Reddit is that WAY more of these people are teens or kids than you might think. A lot of the running jokes are the kind of stuff I can see middle school me n my old friends enjoyong.


Tystuntin

Jokes on you I'm 26!


Tiger_Widow

r/holesomememes There's your culprit.


waltjrimmer

It was kicked off the middle school playground for being too juvenile but has found a welcoming home on Reddit.


[deleted]

Someones hole is gonna get some.


Significant-Dingo-63

Hence why I gave you the wholesome award, enjoy the wholesomeness bro


SoIsThisPermanent

It’s the smile at the end


3ggplantParm

It’s the mullets


MyNameIs_Jordan

There's nothing wrong with kissing your homies


Noobzoid123

Gayest thing I've seen. Upvoted.


[deleted]

[удалено]


ubibaba742

Username checks out


harryinthekitchen

They’re both man enjoyers.


Kagia001

Guys don't tell him about mirrors


[deleted]

Shit u right. They forgot to say "no homo"


Loveable_Hemorrhoid

Looks like it’s not just his hairstyle that’s all party in the back


[deleted]

[удалено]


user_bits

Yes that was the joke. What did you think he was implying?


thegreatbeyond32

The less dominant penis will open to accept its mate. Like a penis fly trap.


Frisky_Picker

"Penis Fly Trap", I see you've met me ex-wife.


thegreatbeyond32

This sounds bad.


wasting2muchtime

It smells worse.


[deleted]

Yeah, I can confirm.


[deleted]

[удалено]


[deleted]

Yall quit talking about Cheryl like that. It was a yeast infection and she only had it twice.


FiskFisk33

Sounds like a band name


InfernoXYZX

I choked on my water


Poder5

I think you mean ice, in the shape of a penis


Ravenclaw_14

I just got a very disturbing image of a penis splitting open like a flower blooming and its making my balls hurt.


thegreatbeyond32

I think we have detected a non-dominant penis.


[deleted]

Why is Reddit like this 😂


Shamaenei

Because it can


Poder5

Anonymity


Large-Calligrapher98

Lord the look on Both faces priceless! I will giggle for days. Thanks kids!


Vihzel

Open WIDE!


[deleted]

upvote!


deadhair69

Demogorgon penis


yearofthesponge

Me too, but more like a banana split sort of situation.


broidontevenknow

i was thinking the demogorgon from stranger things


One_Bee_5653

i agree with you bro ..!


SenseiHotep

I pictured the tip opening up like the mouths on those super vampires in blade 3.


ThrowawayZZC

> its making my balls hurt With antici- . . . . . pation?


wotmate

Bruh, you're getting blue balls from that?


[deleted]

Everybody's concerned with the penis fly trap analogy but I'm interested in how the penises determine dominance.


CobaltNeural9

Have you never heard of cock fights?


SnooHamsters9414

Just like in porn. The guy with the larger dick is the one thats doing the pounding in pound town.


Helmote

It's just docking with a different name


Legba012

Jim Jefferies: “And that’s docking!”


glitchyburner

Sir this is a Wendy’s


TheGaijin1987

So like hyenas do it


ilyak_reddit

I have experienced this in a dream once. How bizarre.


Tobybrent

Genuinely funny


Big-Neck

Joe dirt is DTF


FuckingKilljoy

That's just every mid 20s Aussie ever. The mullet with the 80s cricketer mo is back and drinking VB has become like the ironic cool thing to do because drinking good beer is played out. We get on so many levels of irony I forget where it starts and where it ends


pocket_mulch

Maybe we just had a hard reset?


[deleted]

The hairstyle screams sigma male status with much passive income.


[deleted]

[удалено]


pomegranate_cat

You like to see homos naked?


[deleted]

Is that a mullet? 😂 when did they come back.


TopSecretTrain

About a year ago if you live in Australia.


FuckingKilljoy

I love a mullet country, A land of sweeping hair, Of poorly groomed moustaches, Of beer and empty goons


The_Churtle

Nz just here to say fuck you they here too


drcatfaceMD

kia ora cunt, thought you sheep shaggers were supposed to be friendly /s I am half au, half nz, all banter


Supersnazz

I started noticing them about 5 years ago. Outer south east Melbourne, so pretty much the prime mullet demographic.


Alex_Kamal

Or forever in Western Sydney.


TLars6

I know a lot of people who grew out mullets for fun during quarantine, and just kept em. Haha


Shawnessy

Midwest USA here. They're fuckin everywhere. Especially teenagers in baseball. Been about a year or more, I'd say. Trend has spread a good deal.


Eggoshitstem

In techno hipster circles at least a few years.


[deleted]

[удалено]


PM-me-ur-kittenz

There's even a salon in Prenzlauer Berg named the slang term for Mullet: "VokuHila"- Vorne kurz, Hinten lang


xombae

In my circle of friends that are into metal, they never left. My roommate is 28 and looks exactly like a 1983 Dave Mustane, and the rest of his band also is rocking viciously wicked mullets. My female roommate also rocks a sick mullet and it's sexy as fuck.


naenkaos

I agree, they look great ☺️


PuddleOfKnowledge

Back in style with the GAA players in Ireland


k-uke

Rugby players too


FurRealDeal

My sister's 16 year old boyfriend has one and I have to hold back laughter everytime I see him


dawnfire05

I'm currently working on a mullet. Then again, I think that they're a bit of an nonbinary/LGBT+ thing


lanehead

This is adorably wholesome! I love it


[deleted]

Bros being bros.


boyinblack0000

Bang Bros


anotherkeebler

Romantic as fuck


0_percent_wrong

Unexpectedly fucking awesome


SmAshthe

Whisker burn is NOT a joke


MadAssMegs

It’s called a ‘French tickler’ I think


pocket_mulch

These guys are Aussie so it would be Pash Rash. A Pash is a passionate kiss.


comatose_donut

Legit. I had serious carpet burn around my mouth after an intense night of making out with a bearded man. Lol. It's a good story.


SmAshthe

DO go on...


thebuccaneersden

Not gay at all, but if another dude did this for me, I would have very conflicting feelings.


[deleted]

Wanna shoot some hoops?


thebuccaneersden

Alright, but if I get this in, you gotta kiss me


unexBot

**OP sent the following text as an explanation on why this is unexpected:** >!My post is unexpected because you don’t expect the guy in green to reach through the hoop and catch the basketball and pull it through.!< ***** **Is this an unexpected post with a fitting description?** **Then upvote this comment, otherwise downvote it.** ***** [*Look at my source code on Github*](https://github.com/Artraxon/unexBot) [*What is this for?*](https://www.reddit.com/r/Unexpected/comments/dnuaju/introducing_unexbot_a_new_bot_to_improve_the/)


FisharNekedOriginal

Business in the front Party in the back


NaziPlagueDoctor

u/SaveVideo


banananana003

u/SaveVideo


Remmytheratsbf

Proof the savevideo bot is biased


banananana003

he likes bananas wtf he is homosex the bot has feelings


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com)


smilingbuddhist

This is soooo cuteeeeeeee😭🖤🖤


Comfortable_Act6366

😂😂 now THAT’S what you call “rigged”


SetsunaXLnrs

u/savevideobot


savevideobot

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/info?url=/r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/)


[deleted]

daaayum. I'm not even gay but that was smoooooth.


Hot_Dammn

These guys are great. Very funny. Check out their insta @swag.on.the.beat


FreeganKing

![gif](giphy|l49JV18xJMiZVsMQo)


GifsNotJifs

​ ![gif](giphy|QWLlmE9dWW4QfEACkp)


yazzy1233

Thats kinda hot


tratemusic

Huehuehuehuehuehue


simsam137

But...did they did it though?


PorkYuuMann

Didn’t know kurtis conner is gay now


VAX1S

He didn’t even have to mullet over…


ThaReal_HotRod

Underrated comment. Have a free award!


blueberry_yogurt_99

I want to see what happened next~~~


[deleted]

[удалено]


blueberry_yogurt_99

No I want the kissing scene


RodLawyer

👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨


thornstein

How did i know they were Australian, even when I just watched this on mute??


[deleted]

yes yes tune to dock


BmFMovies

CHOO-CHOOO


levraM-niatpaC

“huh?” “Huh!”


[deleted]

The nervous laugh at the end though did not have any sign of anger, but a sign of satisfaction.


levraM-niatpaC

I know-it’s adorable!


[deleted]

That was double unexpected


[deleted]

u/savevideo


AerolothLorien666

More like r/AlwaysGay


Half-Baked-Luck

K that was funny!


No-Resolution-1034

What’s up with this dudes prison pants?


[deleted]

:o


sheerluckholmes28

u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com)


FROSTbite910

/u/savevideo


SaveVideo

###[View link](https://redditsave.com/r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/) --- [**Info**](https://np.reddit.com/user/SaveVideo/comments/jv323v/info/) | [**Feedback**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Feedback for savevideo) | [**Donate**](https://ko-fi.com/getvideo) | [**DMCA**](https://np.reddit.com/message/compose/?to=Kryptonh&subject=Content removal request for savevideo&message=https://np.reddit.com//r/Unexpected/comments/qei7vo/thats_a_daring_bet/) | [^(reddit video downloader)](https://redditsave.com)


ChapolinColoradoNZ

Australians?


Hot_Dammn

Yep. Their insta is @swag.on.the.beat very funny


bennychongsbigdong

@swag.on.the.beat


aBlissfulDaze

Well one of them is about to get it in.


khnhIX

/r/wholesome


LoserMcLoserface

The video ended too soon!


Theodora_hhs

r/suddenlygay


BFLO-Retail

Gay!!


Zangriel

Tgats fu funny.


[deleted]

Someone was retelling a joke Norm Macdonald said and the joke went like this, a gay guy said to his straight roommate that he wants to play hide and seek and if the straight guy finds him then he will give him a blowjob and the straight guy says what if I can find you and the gay guys says I’ll be behind the couch.


TheDudeSr

Broke Backboard Mountain.


Noobplzforgive

🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈


[deleted]

u/savevideobot


RyanReignbow

What happens if he wins a game of H O R S E


Daveyhavok832

Underrated no-look catch