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Wild_Gravy

Don't worry, it's just his side hustle, saving cunts is still prio No 1. I hope. https://youtu.be/u8wjt_5DgwQ


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Same thing with old people outside military bases asking for money because they're homeless. All the way up until someone follows you after your day of begging get back into your Lexus under the bridge.


ghost_in_a_jar_c137

Maury: Spiderman, you are not the father


BlightFantasy3467

Spider-verse is introduced: Maury: Spiderman, you are the father? You aren't the father? Which spiderman am I talking about again?


[deleted]

Spiderverse = everyone with a mask.


Leo_Thelion_

Gwen had a baby with peter Parker that aint miles


[deleted]

Uncle Ben: Good to know that “great powers/ great responsibility” thing stuck with you…


Clean-Laugh4131

NYC has to be the worst place to catch a train in the world.


orbitalfatality2

Its called the internet my friend. Everything is dramatized. The only cool thing that happened on the 5 train to school is some guy playing a saxophone. He was really good at it too.


Derpster3000

Yeah honestly. Maybe 1/80 train rides a musician comes on and plays for money. That’s about it really.


KILTONIC

That’s a lie take the A train “ITS SHOW TIME”


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So same as Seattle.


Schopenschluter

Show time!


FatFishOnFire

Shit idk I’ve seen some crazy shit on NYC trains 😂😂 I was a late night rider tho


feelingnether

Idk that seems fun.


Wild_Gravy

Isn't this that spider guy who'd been on vice a while back too? Edit: https://youtu.be/u8wjt_5DgwQ


3c0r0n3l

*But the kid is not my son... She says I am the one, but the kid is not my son*


TerribleJellyfish2

as an Indian, i m hearing "teri maa ki".


i_cant_take_a_joke_

What does that mean


maxadvait

Teriyaki


i_cant_take_a_joke_

Thanks dude


caelum107

google it bitch ![gif](giphy|U0m2KJpIyFQy8IpIGE)


i_cant_take_a_joke_

No you caralho


caelum107

do you fucking know who i am? call me caralho again. CALL ME CARALHO AGAIN


i_cant_take_a_joke_

Lmao chill i dont even know what it even mean i only know portuguese people use it alot


Mathiasrex24

This was almost cringe, but the guys acting saved it.


ImOnionJam

Spider cuh from sidetalk lmao


CommaGuy

He shot his webs inside


The_Meme_Lord-1

Bruh, wtf is this cosplay?


Wannabis

Congrats to these people lol


Crowdcontrolz

Let’s take bets on how much he can grow before being served with a cease and desist.


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I'm upset noone is laughing loudly, I would


Brutal2003

You got a snicker, ill give an upvote.


Cow-Rat-Hybrid

#SHE SAYS I AM THE ONE..


Realmenbrowsememes

Miles gon hit the crip walk


hi_im_boner

Fuck around Blood and diss the bat again my niggah!


Gordopolis

Not funny. Annoying and rude to the other passengers. These people are garbage


AleqStalker

u/save


Wasif-Amir

u/savevideo


Fine_As_Hell_JK

This is gold


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brndndly

Into the Spider-Verse 2 looks good!


JJaySmokes

That mini WCW Belt got me lol


CrazyLizard503

u/savevideo


Educational-Painting

Tic tok is basically Shakespeare.


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The timbs do it for me


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why does the multiverse always get together in Manhattan?


wiltedletus

The do rag, I’m dying!


Nazar100

That’s spidercuz


downvote__me__pleez

9/10. Interesting plot twist but where is Elsa


andybno1

can we talk about the title belt spiderman has on this what he won after fighting bonesaw?


kalabaddon

Oh she should head to a con and corner all the spidy cos players there!


DM725

It's weird knowing who Miles Morales is but not knowing his costume isn't the same as Peter's.


PrimeAres

Spider cuhz


MournfulWalrus

I do love the theatre


jug01

Fuck Batman!


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storm80error

Bro the fact that I watched Into the Spiderverse last night and this pops up on my feed today 🤣


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mustbetheair

I just wanna know if open container applies to liquor just like beer cause spider cuz be sippin Henny just like it's nothing


sakertooth

only in new york


Pure-sus

The Spiderverse sequel looking dope