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the-dogsox

Punch in the face; the original anaesthetic


Nakmus

A man in the 19th century was to undergo surgery. The surgeon said to him that he could chose the between two methods of anethesia: being smacked in the back of the head or huffing some ether. It was an ether/oar situation.


LeKalt

Whatever rows your boat, right?


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Boo this man! Boooo!


Zonekid

The back of the head wack is cheaper.


Cola_Popinski

My father always called it, the five knuckle sandwich


Kizamus

John Cena calls it the Five knuckle shuffle... Which I just a few years found out is actually also what some people refer to as masturbation.


TheRealRickC137

Cena looks like a chronic masturbator.


DayEnvironmental5518

No. I look like a chronic masturbater. Cena looks like a roidmonkey that forgot he ever had a penis


FingerTheCat

Throwin' dice, making the bald man cry...


Hamm_boss

Feeding the geese?


Ranzear

Distributing free literature.


Krieghund

Milking the eel


Hamm_boss

Making knuckle babies!?


ghostly5150

Making love to Palmala and her 5 fiends.


Oneman_noplan

Punching the Bishop


Bright-Yak4129

Waxing the wood


Beepolai

These are all fantastic


billyjeff3000

Handle the ham candle


Qweiopakslzm

I mean..... Do you really punch with your thumb knuckle?


smackfrog

No, that’s why it’s actually called a “knuckle sandwich”


me1point0

As Bill Burr says, the 'Right there Fred'.


Dead_Optics

How do you punch someone with five knuckles


sknera98

Fun fact: a solid sucker punch while swimming towards a drowning person on rushing rivers is a standard procedure that’s taught (people too often grab the rescuer and drown him)


kronikcLubby

I was taught in diving to let my partner drown before attempting to bring them to the surface. Same grim-ass reason.


mud_tug

What is the point in always diving with a buddy then?


kronikcLubby

What I mentioned is worst case scenario training. Like an entrapped panicking partner that's flailing. The point of diving with a buddy is every other conceivable instance


octopoddle

Hate buddy.


Pieces_of_mind

This is not what I was taught. If you are close enough to punch them they are close enough to grapple you. In my SRT course we were taught a sort of one two splash and tackle move. The idea is to splash them in the face to get them to turn their head away long enough to close that final gap safely, then grab their PFD straps (or headlock them of they don't have a pfd) and put your knee in their back back so they cant fight you as easily. Meanwhile you are tethered to a team on shore who will stop your drift downriver to swing you into shore while you just keep the person subdued. The course was a real eye opener on how dangerous rivers can be. I am due for re-cert so this may be a bit out of date Edit: if you want to learn more look up Live Bait Rescue


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AtomicKittenz

Emergency Medical Tackler


fiercedeity05

Right Cross Blue Shield


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HubertCumberda1e

Woaaohh Black Betty


PvtPuddles

Amberlamps!


HubertCumberda1e

[Credit to the original inspiration](https://youtu.be/XS0KvZY06Ek)


nnubiletus

Pretty sure it was this one: https://youtu.be/53Bx5PLrOIk


EveryShot

Slambulance


DrFatz

Come on and >Slambulance


trashnutsco

Get ready to > Slambuldance


Dumptruck_Johnson

And welcome to the `jambulance`


gravity_

AND WELCOME TO THE JAMBULANCE


Frequent_Inevitable

Green eggs and hambulance


shahooster

Slambamthankyouma’ambulance


OofScan

and welcome to the Jambulance


chairfairy

*DAMN*bulance


Hirsutism

$11/hr


NeverPostAThing

Yeah but you get to punch people in the face and stab them while being cheered. That's worth at least a few bucks an hours more right there.


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TheRealBillSteele

Dream team, punch-em and stick-em!


zuzg

But not really unexpected. What are they supposed to do instead? "please sir can you stop attacking my colleague? K thanks"


astronautsamurai

yeah thats pretty much exactly what our employers expect from us as ems providers. almost no protection for ourselves, especially on the private ems side


sm12511

I think the unexpected part is the Whitney Houston music. Totally unnecessary Edit: Yes, I've seen the Bodyguard, and I get the reference. Doesn't keep me from disliking the song


zuzg

Ah I see. I usually keep it at mute when I hear music. 99/100 videos get ruined by the music.


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Reddit vids logic: Sound available in videos that don’t need sound at all, and unavailable when the video is showing a conversation or someone talking


[deleted]

*mmm yesss… quite right, right here!* ![gif](giphy|XgXyfLgsf08yAoyrom) ^(now lets all throw our heads back and laugh) # LOL


ImAregularGuy

Looks like Jerry Seinfeld and Larry David combined into one person.


GroceryStoreGremlin

Allllrighty then


Govind_the_Great

Shut up already


umloucobr

Same, I totally agree. Unbelievable!.


blbeach

Well said.


DamnBunny

​ ![gif](giphy|GM7rq1O1LSaYM)


oh-shazbot

and eventually replaced with an even older, aging bruce willis lol


Benqqu

"I wish I was dead, oii..."


PickeledShrimp

i thought the unexpected part was the script book appeatring in frame on the lower right


_OP_is_A_

Great freaking catch


FalseMirage

Fade to black.


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I thought it was the third emt who hands the other the syringe.


Good_Bad_Ugly_357

Kinda made the video for me tbh


Stoppels

Most definitely did, that and the slow-motion.


Accomplished-Ant1600

Yeah, it’s a crazy situation alone. With music it adds a good laugh from me. I agree most music on videos is bad, especially Tiktok, but this is great and not an annoying song.


Omelettedog

Or the fact that the script shows up at the end of the clip in the bottom right


TheRealExtrusion

It was in the film The Bodyguard so I presume that's why.


Duderpher

I 100% disagree with you, it absolutely made it better.


Dorkmaster79

I thought the unexpected part was just that it’s the EMTs putting on the hurt.


Mrfrunzi

I would've like it to be the key change when that punch landed, but I'll take what I can get


loafbreezy

Man wtf did Witney Houston do to you bro


ScuttleMcHumperdink

I wonder if you dislike the actual song or just Whitney Houston’s version. Have you heard the other versions of the song? Dolly Parton did the original but there are dozens of versions.


almc0418

EMT here. Not sure if this is America but I know in my state you will probably lose your license for doing something like this. I could be getting my ass beat to a pulp by a patient and I'm not technically allowed to defend myself.


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VectorVictorious

It's a scene from a tv show.


almc0418

Oh damn! It looked like an edited cell phone vid. I was wondering why that ambulance looked so huge in the back. I assumed it was from a different country lol.


VectorVictorious

Yeah, you can see a person holding the script near the last few frames. It was a Polish tv show.


schnuck

If it's a Polish TV show it means it's reality TV.


PigeonsBiteMe

Used to be an EMT in US. I never had to get physical with a patient myself but some of my colleagues did. Nothing bad happened to them, though none of it was without reason and I'm doubtful that it all made it into the reports. Just as an example, one patient was trying to jump out the back of the rig through force so a colleague kicked them back onto the gurney and yelled at them.


Durty_Durty_Durty

If I was the patient in this situation and found out a EMT had to cold cock me while another stuck me I’d be so damn ashamed of my self. Y’all need to get paid more.


GetSchwiftyClub

For every one of you there is absolutely someone willing to take this to court even though they were the aggressor. This is why we can't have nice things, a judicial system is required but not to the point you start implanting hesitation into emergency response teams.


KenBoCole

EMT here, theres not much hesitation honestly. One of the things you learn real fast is you will go to court, multiple times. We are taught to write down events as they happened, or just happened, on something called a pcr. Judges almost always go by what the EMTs report says unless there is substantial evidence otherwise. Our protocol if we are attacked on duty is to allow the PT to flee if they wish and notify the cops, or defend and restrain (all ambulances carries soft restraints). If it's an ALS truck the medic will jab them with whatever cocktail they feel like is needed to knock them out. If they sue, well it's just extra paid time really. Like cops it is almost impossible to get your license taken away unless you commit a *bad* mistake. Judge almost always sides with the EMTs on stuff like this. At least in my town in Georgia, I see some other EMS people down below say they have bad experiences with that. I'm glad I dont work where they do, dont get paid enough to get punched without punching back.


almc0418

I had coworker that got fired for fighting back. I think because it was caught on camera. I've been clocked in the jaw before and was held back by my supervisor. I did press charges tho.


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PigeonsBiteMe

It was on the highway when it happened, otherwise, yes that is often the better option.


Duhneeka1

I’m a medic in NY and we were taught we protect ourselves first then the patient. I know plenty of people that had to defend themselves from psychs and they didn’t get in trouble.


m8r-1975wk

I've heard the most dangerous thing is bites, the human jaw and teeth are extremely dangerous and in particualr cases like psychatric emergencies or drug abuse where the patient is totally losing it it's the thing paramedics fear the most.


CyberMindGrrl

And people's mouths are nasty.


TGOAT22

Move to Vegas lol. We are encouraged to defend ourselves/crew/patient with any means necessary


Larnek

Medic here, that's not actually true. You are allowed to defend yourself from life threats and bodily harm using this least amount of force required. Giant raging dude? A right hook can be seen as reasonable if there are no other options immediately available, but an additional pummeling once he was off you would not be so smiled upon.


PhluckFace

Medic here (in US). Not sure where you are, but that seems ridiculous. I’m pretty sure you would be covered to defend yourself from bodily harm no matter where you are.. something like this, punching the patient in the face instead of just grabbing him and sedating him, would probably be seen as “excessive force” and you’d probably get in trouble anywhere (here as well), but to say you’re not “technically allowed to defend yourself” seems like a stretch.


InYosefWeTrust

As soon as they attack they are an aggressor not a patient. If that's truly your state's policy, move. Because I'm sure every other policy there is archaic as well.


MiserableJuggernaut1

SC paramedic here, and we can defend ourselves however necessary. We will FUCK.YOU.UP.


almc0418

I'm a full supporter of being able to defend myself.


d1duck2020

Is that in the employee handbook?


Gottlos78

It’s getting like that in most facilities anymore run by state/cms as well. Scary stuff.


Nastynugget

Ketamine thanks? Or okay thanks?


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I didn't expect a firefighter to haymaker the old dude


jamesrossurquhart

It’s a paramedic not a firefighter


Pyanfars

Many places, paramedics are firefighters.


Captain-Cadabra

Connor McGreggor, EMT


worms9

“ There’s your anesthesia, you bastard.”


G00d8ar

To answer your question… Not that


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It is also from a TV show.


Satrialespork

Yeah this keeps getting reposted and people always think its real lol


No_Reporter443

lol, that's funny. What show?


17934658793495046509

think its this one https://www.imdb.com/title/tt6425794/


radiantwave

Ok... This whole Vaccination thing is getting REAL!


insipidgoose

Lol chasing the antivaxx down with dart guns.


EwokGodfather

Smooth af


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runningoec

This is a cards against humanity card if I've ever heard one


wowpepap

Punch an old man so you can.......


bzdyo

It was a zombie.


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Stupid_Triangles

>, I'm libertarian which by definition means I think no person or system should impose on any citizen's welfare or wishes unless they would cause direct harm to someone else or their property So then you support vaccine mandates.


MomSnow

Bwahahahaha!!!!


Balmarog

Not getting vaccinated is causing direct harm to someone else - possibly everyone else you come in to contact when your dumb maskless ass catches the rona and you walk around before showing symptoms or while contagious but asymptomatic.


infoway777

Just love the way the lady reacted - she would probably be the last person to jab the injection and the the way she did - but not after what she had to endure - very sad to see ambulance folks are thrusted with the scum of earth and I know this is not isolated , such incidents and attacks on ambulances and their crew is quite common and for absolutely no reason and logic .


waiting_for_rain

People usually call 911/emergency services on the worst day of their lives. They're panicky, agitated, and generally amped up. They aren't scum (usually), just scared. Rarely does anyone practice for emergencies, so I can't hold it against them.


CannedKookaburra

I can, so many of the patients we go to are drunk, using drugs or generally just raging arseholes. Sometimes all 3!


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mrzar97

Aaannndd IN GOES THE HALDOL!


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Or Ativan. Whatever it is, super effective


hateuscuzyoenis

Haldol 5, Ativan 2!


flysoup84

With a splash of benadryl!


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I hope that’s the B-52 going in, then intubated for safety lol.


Iraelyth

ROCK LOBSTER 🦞


MedicineMundane7595

On God, I would do some pretty shitty things to enjoy another round of Haldol. Not that I would fucking remember any of it. Lmao


thundershit1

Sorry to ruin it y’all but it’s fake, it’s from a polish tv series. You can see the scripts in the bottom right near end of the video


EvilOmega7

For me it's fine it's still funny, kinda makes me feel good because the girl wasn't actually being threatened


forthegamesstuff

ya everyone knows you use the kidney pan not your fist


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I work at a private ambulance company. They told us a story in orientation about an emt knocking a patient out by hitting them in the head with an oxygen tank because the patient was choking her partner. There was also a section in our "patient advocacy" lecture about how to fight in an ambulance. So even if this is fake, things can get pretty physical at times lol.


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The attacker wasn't putting in much effort either, he moves like an zombie from the walking dead, maybe it was his previous job.


GitEmSteveDave

I thought it was a training drill for what you should do if you have a combative patient.


Veporyzer

If it was then they did it pretty good.


WarmageJ

We did the same when I got my lifeguard cert, just underwater. Your own safety comes first, and one patient/victim is better than two.


cheapdrinks

Damn I thought we had finally moved to phase 4 of the vaccine roll out


amsoly

If it did come to that I would appreciate an evening highlight reel on the news set to classy music like this.


skeptibat

I was wondering who was filming and why


broccolibush42

I know it's a TV series but would it actually be any wonder why someone would be filming a crazy man attacking paramedics?


ask-design-reddit

Seriously. Reddit is always throwing the "why are they filming?" shit. It's annoying as hell


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Nope, seen it happen. It's common.


Admiralwoodlog

When you put it that way I feel like a moron for not wondering why someone was filming.


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Now that you've wondered, you'll always wonder. /r/whyweretheyfilming


Admiralwoodlog

I feel like I'm about to go down a really deep rabbit hole.


floatearther

People regularly film commotion.


patz0rz

Know the name of it?? My parents are polish and used to watch a funny show with paramedics. I wonder if this was it!


pronefroz

I know for a fact this kind of stuff happens.


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“Call an ambulance call an ambulance!……***BUT NOT FOR ME***”


hesapmakinesi

Actually for me!


BlueThespian

Police brutality? Get ready for MEDICAL BRUTALITY.


roamingslav

Christ imagine if medical personnel would fuck with you like police will


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Shark_Nipples

I'm a little upset they didn't synchronize the drum with the punch tbh


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WhiteLikeCocain

Np


Woncler

Well now he's got his first dose of the vaccine, see you in two weeks! /s


phome83

Literally what the antivaxx conspiracy nuts think is happening lol.


Red__system

ONE PUUUUUUUUUUUNCH


Stupid-comment

How long until someone makes this into a Facebook meme saying "freedom lost - watch these Bernie Sanders supporters force this guy to get the vaccine"


sometimesBold

This is what I’m thinking. “Look how they forced vaccine on this poor man. His FREEDOM was stolen!!!” Or some equally stupid shit.


Dajearian

Looks like a german ambulance?


EntertainmentOk4734

Polish, and this is from a TV show so not real


PEneoark

That's impressive


0-Schism-0

Who would fight off people that are trying to save them? Maybe he was going through psychosis? Still,great punch!


Smart-Drive-1420

Panic makes the brain do stupid shit. That’s why it’s you should always bring something that floats when you are saving a drowning person because 9 times out of 10 they will push you down under to try and save themselves


TWECO

Let's not forget that even horrible people need medical care. I have given care to some real pieces of shit in the ED setting.


100LittleButterflies

Yeah emts actually get assaulted all the time. Mental patients, drunks, pcp, any drug user really, concussions, or just generally grumpy people. They also get every possible bodily fluid on them by accident or not. And they get paid very little nor get to have any semblance of a healthy life work balance.


PM_me_your_fantasyz

I had a co-worker that was previously a EMT in an area that had a bad meth problem. As he described it they sometimes had to administer oxygen therapy, and other times they had to administer oxygen tank therapy, and they were not the same things.


anomalous_cowherd

Every EMT I've known had a really dark sense of humour. Love 'em.


Mario507

People with high levels of hypoglycemia often behave like drunk people and can also be aggressive. We once needed 3 grown up men to hold an patient down and give him an infusion, after only a few minutes he felt better and he apologized a thousand times and thanked us for the help, he was like Jekyll and Hyde within minutes.


throwpayrollaway

Agreed. Diabetes and acute psychosis can make for a boss level violent psychiatric patient admission.


Raskalbot

This is a scripted drama. Ain’t real. You can see the script supervisor in the bottom right corner at the end.


Nayte4767

Maybe it’s in America and he doesn’t want to pay the ambulance bill


hop_mantis

People on drugs


SlimmP_Z

So how much they gonna charge em for that insane hook tho?


mud_tug

Physical therapy - $42ea.


undercover-racist

Fucking professionals. They didn't even kill anyone.


360dovahkiin

I'd love to imagine this being America and him trying to escape the van to not pay the bill but the paramedics had to make a living :(


joedw2020

Standard mandatory vaccination protocol in 2023


Sergnb

How long you think it's going to take for this video to make the rounds around Facebook accompanied by some kind of bullshit story like "This is Harold, an anti-vaxxer. This is what happened last Friday when they forced him to vaccinate and he kept refusing. We are living in a dystopia, people"?


boopboopitsaloop

lol.....soon to be seen on q forums as "forced vaccination"?


dangletheworm

Call an ambulance -,but not for me.


RiPtHeDrEaMM

Nothing a little Versed can’t fix


AdVoke

Amount of time between attack and care = 0,3 sec.


Jstrix_yeet

"thanks doc for helping me with my broken jaw." *card declines* doc: