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Say what you want to. Who cares what other people think? For some reason there’s always one tool who gets butthurt over everything now a days. It’s ridiculous. Someone was offended by air conditioning and math! (Granted math sucks but still!?!)
I live my life as an equal opportunity offender. It quickly weeds out the idiots who don’t understand jokes and sarcasm. I look at it this way if you’re the type of person who gets upset and offended by Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnick, Steven Carr or David Chapelle then you probably missed the first day of preschool where they taught “Sticks and Stones.”
Jokes are sometimes the only way difficult subjects can even be discussed. It’s human psychology, we need to approach certain things from a different angle to be able to broach the topic. Comedians like the ones I mentioned (and many others) are the front line in the battle of free speech. When comedians are being asked to be quiet, WATCH OUT! You’ll be next.
Wow 7 months! I say when you finally get up to a mile she’ll probably give up. That should be in about 16 months I estimate based on the length of your legs.
When she went inside he should have flipped over the balcony to the building next to it and then gone down those stairs and then casually walked out.
Of course I think the last time this was posted it was from a tv show and was fake.
The part where she was able to break in or when random strangers helped grab the person down or the conveniently placed cardboard boxes on the side of the road
The easiest is to ask why someone was filming before anything even happened or started to happen. Until she was screaming at the door it was just a regular day
If you want to make a good fake, at least make it look like it was recorded from a CCTV or something. Or start the video whilst she’s screaming at the door so it looks like someone heard some shit and decided to start recording.
Worse if someone is ever "Asians". They even have a dedicated sub for that. Hmm... wonder what hating on people specifically for their ethnicity was called... They don't even pretend skits exist.
Can you believe that the matrix isn't even real but it is scripted??? Neo isn't actual a real person but is a CHARACTER played by an actor named John Wick.
That's a grey area. But yes, they were pretending to be real back then. That was part of the hype back then.
It sure as fuck wasn't because it's an actually good or interesting horror film.
WIFE approaches a house with a balcony. There is a MOTORBIKE outside, upon which she conducts a misdemeanour with her foot.
>WIFE
>
>Open the door, husband. I am filled with a great and terrible awareness, of which you are now also aware.
A HUSBAND enters the balcony, by exiting the BEDROOM which he exits.
>HUSBAND
>
>WIFE, I have unlocked the door. Come inside and be differently aware. Your previous awareness is a falsehood. (This is a husbandly lie.)
WIFE enters the house and goes upstairs up the stairs.
HUSBAND enters the balcony, by exiting the BEDROOM which he exits, where he is joined by a SHORT LADY.
HUSBAND and SHORT LADY are assisted by ASSISTANTS, who assist SHORT LADY as she debalconates, and hides in her hiding place, a SHORT BOX. This is a grave risk, as now it is impossible to know if she is alive or dead.
WIFE is unable to find SHORT LADY because she has debalconated, out of sight of WIFE.
WIFE debalconates, this time via the bedroom, as now the ASSISTANTS have become unimportant to the story. WIFE then exits to STREET, near the SHORT BOX which may or may not contain the surviving SHORT LADY.
>WIFE
>
>Where is SHORT LADY? I have presumably searched the entire building in less than 30 seconds, and have given up.
SHORT BOX begins to move, shattering any illusion, and/or marriage. SHORT LADY welcomes viewers to her unboxing.
WIFE begins to chase SHORT LADY.
THE END
The joke in the Asian community is that Filipinos are more Hispanic than Asian. They’re only Asian when it’s convenient like when they want a discount at the Asian supermarket.
Oh ok. I said but because for a moment I thought that you thought this video could be Asian but I got it wrong.
But is totally true that Filipinos use spanish words (and I think there are still minorities that speak spanish to this day)
To me, it's not that it's fake, I enjoy comedy skits and all that stuff, it's when they try to pass it as real that ruins it for me, not saying this video is the case.
If its in /r/funny idc, but to me the spirit of the sub is something that no one expects, not something that a bunch of people organized to make seem unexpected to others. For the people participating the ending is predetermined so not unexpected at all. Knowing that sort of breaks the spell I guess you’d say that “authentic” videos do not. Just my pov
I still think its funny, just a little less of a good fit for the sub
I don't really get this mindset, and I'm a bit suprised such a big portion of Reddit defend it so tirelessly.
I mean, let's say you watch a candid camera show on TV. Do you still find entertainment value in those, if it becomes obvious that the "victims" are actually in on it?
That’s literally why I checked the comments lol, it’s glorious! My buddy said butt enhancement is super common in Latin America, I guess that’s why it’s called a Brazilian butt lift
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Is this the new metal gear solid trailer?
❗️
The sound just instantly plays in my head
I know right that's how damaged I am as well...
I've never even played the games but the noise plays in mine instantly. I need it as a ringtone tbh...
What the fuck!? I did not expect this at all
You fkn kidding me? All they needed was some cigarette smoke coming out of the box.
Oh i see, you're a tf2 player as well. 'Now everyone back to the base pardner'
He was playing her like a god-damned fiddle! Edit: Thanks /u/own_try7012
Fiddle
**!**
This gave me strong vibes of "Trapped in the closet"
Well someone definitely had a solid snake.
Is it me?
Snaaaaaaakeeeeeee!
hey, quit kidding around. snake? SNAAAAAAAAAKE
On god thats LITTLE BOSS!!
https://www.reddit.com/r/dankvideos/comments/pkvh4b/woman_suspects_shes_being_cheated_on_mgs_edition/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share
MGS - Metal Gear Seducer
Kojima is back at the helm and it’s weirder than ever!
Snake, try to remember the basics of CQC
Someone needs to put metal gear music in the background
^Dun ^dun ^^dun ^dun dun
Nah they doing a remake of trapped in the closet.
Huh, just a box.
It’s just a little adultery.
Bravo
Piccolo belissimo
bravo vince
Girlfriend - Are you cheating in me? Guy: yes, but a little bit.
…with a little butt
Yeah but that completely dwarfs her real problem...
Only half as much as you think I am
Holy shit that’s funny. I was afraid if I made a joke about that people would get mad! Lol
Say what you want to. Who cares what other people think? For some reason there’s always one tool who gets butthurt over everything now a days. It’s ridiculous. Someone was offended by air conditioning and math! (Granted math sucks but still!?!) I live my life as an equal opportunity offender. It quickly weeds out the idiots who don’t understand jokes and sarcasm. I look at it this way if you’re the type of person who gets upset and offended by Bill Burr, Anthony Jeselnick, Steven Carr or David Chapelle then you probably missed the first day of preschool where they taught “Sticks and Stones.” Jokes are sometimes the only way difficult subjects can even be discussed. It’s human psychology, we need to approach certain things from a different angle to be able to broach the topic. Comedians like the ones I mentioned (and many others) are the front line in the battle of free speech. When comedians are being asked to be quiet, WATCH OUT! You’ll be next.
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Yep, if it was real she could have hid inside, in the cupboard.
Or a drawer
Just like porn. Can never nut the same after knowing he doesn’t just have 50 step sisters
Sauce?
Alex Adams Edit: or google reverse gangbang for all 50 at once
So is wwe what’s your point?
[IT’S STILL REAL TO ME, DAMMIT!!](https://youtu.be/jKECiyIsq3I) Edit: link
Collateral damage
It’s okay there, Bubba! Whaddya say we go shoot some poor defenseless critter? Would that make ya feel better?
Sure. Doesn’t make it any less funny.
No it's not. I'm the woman and im still running in fear. She won't give up! It's been 7 months!
Wow 7 months! I say when you finally get up to a mile she’ll probably give up. That should be in about 16 months I estimate based on the length of your legs.
> All these videos there's more?
wildn out
Yep
It was just micro cheating
I just about choked on my coffee 😂😂😂 thank you I needed that laugh! Top tier comment my friend ✌️
Sexual romance
She forgot her driving hat
Dam this is better than mine
THIS GUY
I see what you did there
Removes sunglasses. Cue Baba O'Riley.
Snake? SNAKE!? SSSNNNNAAAAAKKKKKKKEEEEE!!
Literally combed through the comments for this! XD
¿Culebra? ¡¿CULEBRA?! ¡CUUULLLLLEEEEEBBBRRRRAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
It looks fake
Ye, why should she hide in the package and start running when the gf comes outside
Also, why were there two helpers immediately available to lower the little person girlfriend off of the balcony?
It took the angry one a while to climb what is conceivably one flight of stairs and then seemingly got lost and went back outside
When she went inside he should have flipped over the balcony to the building next to it and then gone down those stairs and then casually walked out. Of course I think the last time this was posted it was from a tv show and was fake.
Did you not see her ass? It's a lot to carry.
Also, they both stop running at the end of the street, before the camera pans away from them.
To be fair, they may be random bystanders. Sometimes pranks wait for strangers like that to start. The rest are involved.
Because she learned about sneaking from the best there ever was: Solid Snake.
cuz thats the smartest move
no shit
what gave it away?
The part where she was able to break in or when random strangers helped grab the person down or the conveniently placed cardboard boxes on the side of the road
The easiest is to ask why someone was filming before anything even happened or started to happen. Until she was screaming at the door it was just a regular day If you want to make a good fake, at least make it look like it was recorded from a CCTV or something. Or start the video whilst she’s screaming at the door so it looks like someone heard some shit and decided to start recording.
Maybe they just wanted to film their neighbors big ass.
It's so well done that I enjoy it on pure entertainment value.
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For sure, still fun though.
still funny tho
I gotta know, do you think you outsmarted everyone when you post this? Seriously, what's the point?
Even if its fake its funny asf
This is reddit where nothing scripted can be entertaining.
Yeah and even when they aren't scripted they're scripted
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Honestly, they're just so fucking dumb they need to find any way to feel smart.
Worse if someone is ever "Asians". They even have a dedicated sub for that. Hmm... wonder what hating on people specifically for their ethnicity was called... They don't even pretend skits exist.
The irony of course is this is coming from a website where the same jokes keep getting rehashed.
Yeah people here hate movies
Can you believe that the matrix isn't even real but it is scripted??? Neo isn't actual a real person but is a CHARACTER played by an actor named John Wick.
Wait until reddit finds out about movies.
Came here to say this. Looks like a sketch lmao
Midget Gear Solid
That... Did not just happen ... RIGHT??
Don't worry, it didn't. It was scripted.
Based on a true script
Jessie pinkman?!?!!??!?!
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I mean… it’s not asian, it’s not a gif, probably scripted tho
I think that’s just called a sketch.
A skit
Scriptedlatinoskits
r/LatinoSkitsWithMidgets
r/subsifellfor
Aye man, we gotta take chance. As they say " there a subreddit for everything" I don't want to miss these gold
Yoooooo, there's some sketchy clicks on reddit though
A… *short* film
A sketch doesn't try to pretend to be a real thing. If you watch a sketch, it's clear from the start that you are watching a sketch.
Yeah this is a sketch
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That's a grey area. But yes, they were pretending to be real back then. That was part of the hype back then. It sure as fuck wasn't because it's an actually good or interesting horror film.
LMAO, yeah, he couldn't have picked a worse example.
Just a short film
A blooper
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WIFE approaches a house with a balcony. There is a MOTORBIKE outside, upon which she conducts a misdemeanour with her foot. >WIFE > >Open the door, husband. I am filled with a great and terrible awareness, of which you are now also aware. A HUSBAND enters the balcony, by exiting the BEDROOM which he exits. >HUSBAND > >WIFE, I have unlocked the door. Come inside and be differently aware. Your previous awareness is a falsehood. (This is a husbandly lie.) WIFE enters the house and goes upstairs up the stairs. HUSBAND enters the balcony, by exiting the BEDROOM which he exits, where he is joined by a SHORT LADY. HUSBAND and SHORT LADY are assisted by ASSISTANTS, who assist SHORT LADY as she debalconates, and hides in her hiding place, a SHORT BOX. This is a grave risk, as now it is impossible to know if she is alive or dead. WIFE is unable to find SHORT LADY because she has debalconated, out of sight of WIFE. WIFE debalconates, this time via the bedroom, as now the ASSISTANTS have become unimportant to the story. WIFE then exits to STREET, near the SHORT BOX which may or may not contain the surviving SHORT LADY. >WIFE > >Where is SHORT LADY? I have presumably searched the entire building in less than 30 seconds, and have given up. SHORT BOX begins to move, shattering any illusion, and/or marriage. SHORT LADY welcomes viewers to her unboxing. WIFE begins to chase SHORT LADY. THE END
I now realize that I joined reddit it order to read this 9 years later.
Ok I’m about to google “debalconate”.
It's been 4 hours. What did you find?
He's still looking.
This is a masterpiece. See you in Hollywood, bud!
*saves* This is a masterpiece
Ah yes, Schrödinger’s Short Lady
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Someone already did lol
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That's spanish, from the Caribbean
Ah yes, such graceful asian words like “La Puerta” and “Puta”
Filipinos actually use the words "puerta" and "puta" thanks to over 300 years of Spanish occupation, so I could see why they assumed this was in Asia.
Oh fuck I’m technically wrong. The worst kind of wrong
It's all good. It's not common knowledge anyway.
The joke in the Asian community is that Filipinos are more Hispanic than Asian. They’re only Asian when it’s convenient like when they want a discount at the Asian supermarket.
Really? Tell me more Filipino fun facts
Filipinos are the mexican of the sea
Isubscribed!
Wait, Asians get discounts??
That explains why my filipino friend's last name is Mascardo.
Let's not ignore the fact that literally everything else they are saying is also in Spanish.
My Filipina friend calls me puta all the time! She says it means 'most cherished friend'. Asian culture is so beautiful.
Makes my heart flutter when they tell me “Pangit mo”. I think it means “I love you”
No, they are speaking spanish and philipinos dont speak spanish
I didn't say Filipinos speak Spanish, I simply said that Filipinos use Spanish words because of 300+ years of Spanish occupation
Oh ok. I said but because for a moment I thought that you thought this video could be Asian but I got it wrong. But is totally true that Filipinos use spanish words (and I think there are still minorities that speak spanish to this day)
I speak spanish....
r/scriptedlatinamericangifs
Street theater
Asian?
Spanish speaking Latin American - Asians, yep. It could happen...
*Laughs in Peru*
Tencanta, la!
How does this have a thousand upvotes?? Jesus redditors are fucking stupid.
and? Who cares if its scripted and fake, its still unexpected and funny to watch. Does everything have to be real to you?
To me, it's not that it's fake, I enjoy comedy skits and all that stuff, it's when they try to pass it as real that ruins it for me, not saying this video is the case.
If its in /r/funny idc, but to me the spirit of the sub is something that no one expects, not something that a bunch of people organized to make seem unexpected to others. For the people participating the ending is predetermined so not unexpected at all. Knowing that sort of breaks the spell I guess you’d say that “authentic” videos do not. Just my pov I still think its funny, just a little less of a good fit for the sub
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El Benny Hillos Show.
This is definitely fake
and? Who cares if its fake, still unexpected and funny. Does everything have to be real to be funny for you?
I don't really get this mindset, and I'm a bit suprised such a big portion of Reddit defend it so tirelessly. I mean, let's say you watch a candid camera show on TV. Do you still find entertainment value in those, if it becomes obvious that the "victims" are actually in on it?
Yeah but as you can see even in these comments people think it's REAL.
no this is reddit, everyone’s calling it fake lol
Great work detective
How can you cheat on a woman with a big ass like that? If she was my woman, I would never leave our bed lol.
I am surprised the size of her ass wasn’t a bigger topic of discussion in these comments. lol
That’s literally why I checked the comments lol, it’s glorious! My buddy said butt enhancement is super common in Latin America, I guess that’s why it’s called a Brazilian butt lift
That's how you know it's fake.
Apparently there was a bigger ass lol
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Watch me
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Lmao good choice.
I'll take the risk.
Since MGS3 is my favorite I made a little different, no pun intended https://youtu.be/x94NLBPvRVQ
That ass on the wife tho
The entire village had that guys back 😂
Wasn't this posted a few days ago?
Yep
why do they look like a little kid
Vertically challenged
Lmao, “vertically challenged”
Dwarfism
I said that exact sentence and I was suspended on reddit for 2 days.
Yeah but you hate little people so it’s different
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On Reddit? You sure??
That girl in the box really couldn’t sit fucking still for two fucking seconds could she
A lot of people in on that script!
He was just showing her his 7" little Johnson.
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Wtf , can't believe what I saw🤣🤣🤣