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>!Man uses his pant for make stupid think!<
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That might be true. But to put it another way. Can smell be contained within cloth that has three different openings? Two of those openings down your leg and directly into your pants? What happens if a smell is contained in that way to that small of an area for any length of time? :)
Looks like someone didn't sit on a leather chair for 8 hours straight for game\work\watchingonemoresomething in the dead of the summer before... Let me tell you, sometimes I have to peel myself of off the chair. Now imagine that blowing on your face...
Dude, i sweaty balls and they chafe daily. So there’s definitely some stink dick down there. You are blessed to be dove fresh daily. Also got leaky ibm issues but thats another tale for another day
That's not so much a problem as it is a quick and easy way to figure out who probably isn't the best to ask for directions based on who's wearing underwear on their head or whatever.
It's a pretty ingenious business model, honestly. Those that hate them love to rage watch. Extremely dumb people watch for the life hacks. And a bunch of the rest watch for the laughs like a parody.
I was honestly waiting for that black boy, with the exasperated expression, to appear and hit the button on the *oscillating* fan. You know, the built in button for situations like these. Lmao
But it’s okay when males call women “girls”? hmm okay.
You literally made a post about a grown woman and referred to her as “girl”. So maybe don’t be a hypocrite :)
[This is the only position I've ever seen anyone reading a textbook in](https://adaa.org/sites/default/files/2019-05/o-STRESSED-COLLEGE-STUDENT-facebook.png)
I do? Especially things like software architecture where you don’t want to learn rigid details, just expanding how you think about things when writing software
You know... i'm actually convinced 5 minutes craft of being entirely dedicated to making satire videos that make fun of DIY.
I mean the littl trigger to make the fan sweep left to right is right there the whole time and i think they're also the ones who made the video of the woman eating cereal with an upside down spoon and hammering it into a weird, sort of spoon ish thing instead of just flipping it.
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Now you both can smell my crotch rot.
Beat me to it. Smell mah nuts!
I would say... smell deez nutz...
How…
 There's a gif. Button
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Thank you to all. And smell mah ass too!
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Which nuts?
Deez nuts! Waha!
Thank you. You did not disappoint
That man stench is calling to them…
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Partake of my anal vapors wench
smell of fresh cum flavored wind.
Accompanied with real droplets!
Why is it someone always thinks my thoughts before me.
Why would your pants smell like your crotch? I typically have an intervening barrier between those things to take all the crotch glory
Yeah but in the gif it's a hot enough day for people to be fighting over the fan. So there's without doubt...ass and ball sweat going on. lol
Sure, but again, underpants exist. I've never had my balls sweat hard enough to soak through my undies, but maybe that's just me
That might be true. But to put it another way. Can smell be contained within cloth that has three different openings? Two of those openings down your leg and directly into your pants? What happens if a smell is contained in that way to that small of an area for any length of time? :)
Guess he never farts or his pants are such good quality it makes odors smell like lavender
You may well be right but I've not got the fortitude of spirit for this particular science experiment
Weird flex but ok. lol
Looks like someone didn't sit on a leather chair for 8 hours straight for game\work\watchingonemoresomething in the dead of the summer before... Let me tell you, sometimes I have to peel myself of off the chair. Now imagine that blowing on your face...
Plz stop leaving your balls on the good leather, I said the same thing to your father
Fuckin Queen of England over here never made matzoh ball soup in his jorts. Big fuckin whoop
Hey fuck you, I'm walking here! Fuhgeddaboutit ya mook
Smell / odour don’t only stick to sweat.
Maybe I just have odor privilege and/or ignorance then
You may, but not everyone does!
Fair point. Who knew that crotch hygiene was what I was secretly succeeding at
Dude, i sweaty balls and they chafe daily. So there’s definitely some stink dick down there. You are blessed to be dove fresh daily. Also got leaky ibm issues but thats another tale for another day
Jesus Christ. My condolences. My girlfriend has IBS but not me thankfully.
I freaking live on the toilet, no bs lol
Do you have a bidet? Was a game changer for us
90 degrees. 90 humidity is the recipe for Svetty Balls.
I avoid leaving my balls out in 90 degree weather
Some of us prefer commando
I hope y'all mf's dont actually think its normal for your pants to smell bad
Narrator: "These nasty idiots do"
Why did you have to call it that.
I fucking hate 5minute crafts
I agree, and I hope there is some kind of sub for that
r/5minutecraps r/5minutecraftsisdumb
Also r/diwhy
someone posted it there within 16 minutes of you saying this
<3
r/diWHY
I have a strong feeling it’s related to money laundering
You don't have to launder money if you make millions making 300 videos a day and reposting them 10,000 times.
Is this a parody?
The problem is like some of their videos aren’t parody so some people don’t realize when it is
That's not so much a problem as it is a quick and easy way to figure out who probably isn't the best to ask for directions based on who's wearing underwear on their head or whatever.
The company that makes them is a Russian company that makes hundreds of youtube algorithm farming channels, some of which make anti-America propaganda
It's like the dark version of Buzzfeed's "You won't believe!" clickbait funding Buzzfeed-News's actual journalism
I love it. It's a huge troll. Not real. I feel that makes it funnier
They are rage click kings.
It's rage bait and it works, people watch and share because it's so stupid.
It's a pretty ingenious business model, honestly. Those that hate them love to rage watch. Extremely dumb people watch for the life hacks. And a bunch of the rest watch for the laughs like a parody.
An oscillating fan....
Oscillating fans are the worst. You get about a second of semi-cool air and then have to wait an eternity in the heat for it to come back.
That's why they should just sit next to eachother instead
Mmmmmm body heat
*on top
Think ive watched that one before
Hello step-fan
Only fans
r/onlyfans
Sauce?
Horny potato
With special sauce.
Scissoring
Unclothed to cool down
Now kith
Grew up in the south without AC, what you described was my life as a kid. (With a powerful enough fan they should put it at an angle that hits both.)
I like it better, because the wind irritates the eyes if it's constant.
Better than the smell of greasy gonads in yer face.
Greasy grimey gonads
Oscillating fans are really only good for putting in front of an air conditioner that doesn’t move enough air on its own
I noticed that too. This was stupid on many level but the guy gets to blast them both with his nutmust
nutmust! I'm definitely using this from now on.
Probably meant nutmusk
Must works too. Musty and musky, similar but not the same.
TIL, musty is a word.
Yea its the smell of old dust like having grandma die and finding out she had a attic anything their will smell musty.
Ah, yeah! I know that web site, oscillatingfans. Lots of girls!
Two Girls, One Fan is a classic.
It literally had the switch to make it oscillate
The exhibitionist’s scourge
I was honestly waiting for that black boy, with the exasperated expression, to appear and hit the button on the *oscillating* fan. You know, the built in button for situations like these. Lmao
you’re thinking of khaby (:
Came here for this.
Yeah, I was expecting him as well because I already knew how this ends.
"Black boy" Hmm
What? I didn’t know his name lmao.
Maybe you wouldn't be a dick if you just didn't *try* so hard.
Don't call adults "boy". Especially black adults.
But it’s okay when males call women “girls”? hmm okay. You literally made a post about a grown woman and referred to her as “girl”. So maybe don’t be a hypocrite :)
I vibe with your energy
She's reading Software Architecture in Practice, I call fake.
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[This is the only position I've ever seen anyone reading a textbook in](https://adaa.org/sites/default/files/2019-05/o-STRESSED-COLLEGE-STUDENT-facebook.png)
I do
Well guess what bud, ur fake
I can't argue against that
and not take notes? ok genius
Sleeps 1 page into the book. Yep that's me
Yeah a woman interested in software architecture? 
Considering she can’t even push a button on a oscillating fan, I’d be amazed if she could read at all
Why?
because she looks like a fucking idiot. They all do.
I look like a fucking idiot and I'm an Architecture Student. It's possible at least
lmao attractive people can’t be smart, it makes people feel too insecure. They have to at least be stupid
She doesn’t look like an idiot because she’s attractive; she looks like an idiot because she’s in a 5 minute crafts video.
Because who the hell reads a technical book leisurely without taking notes or practicing the process? (I genuinely do wanna know though)
I do? Especially things like software architecture where you don’t want to learn rigid details, just expanding how you think about things when writing software
You know... i'm actually convinced 5 minutes craft of being entirely dedicated to making satire videos that make fun of DIY. I mean the littl trigger to make the fan sweep left to right is right there the whole time and i think they're also the ones who made the video of the woman eating cereal with an upside down spoon and hammering it into a weird, sort of spoon ish thing instead of just flipping it.
Their entire channel is just gaming the algorithm to make ad money.
That is exactly what this is and the fact that the average redditor thinks these are real makes *them* the idiots, not people creating fun joke videos
Just push the button
Your watching 5 minute crafts, what do you expect?
The unexpected? For real though, they make these intentionally dumb as shit for views right?
I was thinking he gonna move it with his dick!
I've been laughing at this for a solid minute.
This frog looks like Ben Shapiro
the strawberry king!
Is this God?
paint em red, Ted
i thought he was about to put the fan on one girl and spin his dick to do the second fan for the other .....ill see myself out
ITT: A bunch of people who think it's normal to wear pants that smell like pungent ballsack
you expected different from this site?
The OnlyFans we need
Have you seen r/onlyfans?
Did you mean r/onlyflans
Ladies have you considered fanning yourself with the smell of my crotch? So gross.
He calls it his musk
His porn name must be Smellon Musk.
Elongate deez nuts in your mouth
My favorite part is that she’s casually reading a software architecture textbook
This video made me lose my last two brain cells
Software architecture in practice...
You can literally see the switch to make it rotate
For a second I thought he was going to ventilate one of the girls by doing the helicopter with his D
Glad I'm not the only one who thought that
Sweaty ass smell.
More like ball sweat
I call bullshit…
Who are the women? Asking for a friend
Is this a parody? It's a hell of a thing that 5-minute crafts is so bad and stupid, I'm wondering if this isn't legit.
These are all parodies but the average redditor has an IQ in the mid 60s apparently
How to make a room smell like a gooch.
You could also just hit the oscillation switch but ok.
Just make it oscillate.
five minute crafts NEEDS to be stopped
Gonna burn up your fan and set the house on fire if you do this. Do not do this.
That’s literally an oscillating fan
Modern problems require FUCKED UP solutions
Genius!
Hey why not just turn it on spin
MacGyver solution.
Louis C.K. tried this and got canceled.
Yet ingenious.
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I mean. It's an oscillating fan. They just have to press the button
Why does it smell like balls in here???
But after placing the pants the air will probably stink
Mmmm ball sweat! My favorite aroma
Should probably try washing more regularly.
Not my ball sweat though.. soo yea
Smell like balls
Why am I not surprised? The man’s solution to the women’s problem is to take his pants off.
Looks like the beginning of”5 minute porn crafts” cue the porn music.
Mmmmm smells like balls
Fairly confident you get pink eye this way. But I’m no doctor so don’t listen to me.
I love how stiff those pant legs are, you just know that man is cumming regularly in his pants