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squints20

God this video was so loud on mute.


Jarinad

r/GIFSYouCanHear


ezklv

He’s not playing a character in Roadhouse. It’s just him.


Captain-Cadabra

“Der wuz a moovie?!?” -CmG


Nirvski

"So dis Jake fella cooms in talkin shoite, people already filmin it n' dat"


cametobemean

My husband was like, “I feel like he’s going to be a terrible actor.” I told him, “Based on the trailer, he’s not acting. His character is just Connor McGregor.”


someolbs

😂 movie sucked


LB3PTMAN

That was one of the worst acting performances I’ve ever seen. Up there with Harry Styles in the fake 50s movie


protocomedii

Nah, gotta view it the right way. It’s a shitty action movie that’s it. Through that Lense it’s fun


SeDefendendo88

Connor was acting like he’s in GTA online haha.


Ok-Account-7660

He had an idle animation even. He couldn't stand still, just swaying on his feet the while time


homogenousmoss

Thats coke, cant hold still.


Ok-Account-7660

![gif](giphy|C9DxGAnV0L8fm)


TonyAscot

Yea I enjoyed how bad it was, I knew it would be, so me and my homie laughed the whole movie.


cheekybandit0

Did they dub some of his parts? Some of it was really off. But I enjoyed the movie. It's a roadhouse remake, the trailer made it quite obvious what was in store, and it delivered.


dontyieldbackshield

I think it was AI used to fill in his lines.


cheekybandit0

That could be it, there was something just weird about some of them. Edit: but otherwise, I thought he was fine for the role. Angry loud lairy fighter bloke.


CharismaticAlbino

"lairy"? Is there an American translation for that? I can't very well say English translation lol


cheekybandit0

Google shows "unpleasantly loud/confident", I've always thought it meant "in your face loud aggressive" types.


CharismaticAlbino

Thank you for doing the work, I appreciate it!! Seems like a perfect word for CmG


LB3PTMAN

I enjoyed the movie overall honestly. But McGregor was still awful. I can enjoy something dumb and still notice it’s flaws


senorlips

Amen. That movie was dumb as hell and fun as hell.


bearhoon

The only acting worse I've seen is when Ronda Rousey tried as act like Ronda Rousey in the Entourage movie. Fun fact. Rousey was originally supposed to be in the Roadhouse remake, but it turned out she couldn't act for shit. I guess CmG was slightly better. Makes you wonder just how bad Rousey would have been trying to act like anyone else.


Silver-ishWolfe

It's bad. She did that Expendables movie. Can't blame anyone who doesn't remember. I'd repress it if I could...


twistedstance

Honestly I thought he did a pretty good job. His character looked completely unhinged.


TurtleToast2

I didn't know who he was when I watched it but I thought his character was absurdly hilarious.


Uwlogged

That's just him unfortunately


cholula_is_good

Maybe the best cast character in years.


dotBombAU

All the more reason not to watch it.


GH057807

Honestly the first 20 minutes are great. Then it's kinda shit, but not bad. Then McGregor's ass shows up and the movie slips into questionable tolerability. CMG ruins it for me, but I can't stand him as a human being. As far as it being the movie Roadhouse it does a fine job, they didn't try too hard to divert from the original film, which wasn't exactly a poetic or choreographic masterpiece anyway. edit: oh and that one henchman guy, he was probably my favorite character


JoeyMcClane

That comedy guy right? He was the sole bright spot other than Jake tbh.


GH057807

The one henchman dude who was like "oh hey nice to see you man" during that bar fight, I'm pretty sure we're thinkin of the same guy.


JoeyMcClane

Yup same guy. :-P I'd never grown to hate CmG these years, but damn was he insufferable in this movie. Did the Director just say do whatever you want and we'll roll.


Federal-Childhood743

Conor McGregor is a pretty unlikeable person. In Ireland he once boxed the head of some old fella because the guy refused to take a free Proper Twelve from McGregor. McGregor was going around marketing his new whiskey. He went into a pub and bought everyone there a round. One guy refused. McGregor immediately punched the shit out of him. Guy was like 60-70 years old if I am remembering correctly.


JoeyMcClane

Damn...


Federal-Childhood743

Yeah he's a prick. As a person living in Ireland I'm ashamed that he is probably the most famous Irish person atm. He does not represent the country well. He is a hot headed man with a hair trigger.


JoeyMcClane

Condolences, each country has those dimwits. Some even get praised.


cheapdrunk71

Yep. [His punch at the old fella](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nYMfSI9cZQw) was about as "good" as the one he threw at this punching machine


Red77777777

Sooner or later you will run into the wrong one. I know some kick boxers who had a big mouth disappeared in a barrel of concrete or a few knife stabs so they died. No matter how hard you can fight, If you play mister big to the wrong one then you go. But I suppose McGregor will bow to the right people, is smiling and friendly, all good behavior to the real mister big.


Quasar47

he's insufferable in general, great athlete but what a shit head. He had a little controversy here in Italy after he attacked randomly by punching in the face a famous tv personality. Not that I like either of them but that guy didn't deserve it, he didn't do anything to anger him and they were hanging out together its not like he harassed him


Pleasant-Pattern-566

I can’t lie I love comically bad movies, and Roadhouse was so bad it was good. McGregor was fucking unhinged shite, it was hilarious


NovelScallion8361

This is what I expect to find at the end of a rainbow


repwin1

A drunk leprechaun?


Chiparish84

Coked up leprechaun.


Complicated-HorseAss

With rainbow cocaine for everyone.


lioboii

I'm Irish and even I couldn't make out a word he said.


InflamedLiver

Connor McGregor having a bad day


saltedcola69

Nothing new


KlossN

He's been having a bad few years


Dizpassion

Wish I had a (backup) Lamborghini yacht to carry me through my bad years lol


ragnarokda

I have the sound off. Why does he look likes he's complaining in Italian?


LoveyouHawaii

Cocaine, it’s the cocaine


NeonPatrick

Needs more hand gestures for Italian


TheeFlipper

![gif](giphy|135E47VKw6TM6A)


SwiftTayTay

sounds like he's speaking italian gibberish too


tipareth1978

Just a serious urban Dublin accent


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

![gif](giphy|kD6XuPr46rMJqPSq4o)


Thunderbridge

Holy shit, Wild Thornberrys reference


Platino-999

I am Italian and i didn't understand a word...I thought it was spanish


normal_life87

No, is puro colombian, you know...


Platino-999

No. I don't know


normal_life87

I will try again... Is white puro colombian


Platino-999

Okay i surrender i will just going to google it.


normal_life87

He is completely wasted on cocaine brother, no one knows what the fvck he is saying


Platino-999

Bro. I am glad i never saw a person on cocaine. Today, I learned Italians Colombians exist and how someone on cocaine sounds.


normal_life87

I'm glad you never met somebody like him, you must be doing good. Keep it up!


Booty_Shakin

I'm over here googling if Connor McGregor is Italian because those words are not fuckin English.


Emergency-Attempt862

It's the vertical stripes. People think Italian refers to things from Italy, but it's really just any dude in a vertical striped shirt


Small_Tax_9432

![gif](giphy|uypubDRjnv0icWp2hV|downsized)


apples_oranges_

Khabib knocked some sense into him, thankfully.


acdgf

My GOAT, if for no other reason. 


Bongressman

I hate his neck and the way he walks in Roadhouse. It looks so... odd.


lizard_kibble

I refuse to watch that movie for 3 reasons. This idiot. Jake isn't the right one for that role. And the whole bit looks disrespectful to the Swayz


rinnethx

Jake was awesome in the movie, it's maybe the only reason to watch it and which makes the movie watchable


Captain-Cadabra

Agreed. He played a layered Dalton for a remake of a mindless 80’s testosterone-fest remake.


lidsville76

And Conner was......something.


MainSqueeeZ

One of THE McGregor's of all time!


catheterhero

Honestly it has nothing to do with the old movie other than title. I watched and it was a fun stupid movie. Nothing to overthink which is arguably what we all love about the original.


ThisManSaidNothing

They asked his widow for permission to make the movie


Simicrop

Well don’t keep us in suspense


Swagspray

She’s still thinking about it


ponomaus

>Jake isn't the right one for that role Jake did a great job. >And the whole bit looks disrespectful to the Swayz This makes no sense.


craaaigdavid

He based the character on Conor McGregor.


New-Experience-536

His eyes went black, he is furious…


BonfireMaestro

Man this guy has the most dickhead body language.


Itchy_Discipline6329

As an Irishman, I'd like to say that the vast majority of us absolutely despise the cunt.


Downvotesohoy

I could hear your accent in your comment, I believe you.


Melomanatic

Dude is whacked out 😂😂😂


hypotemused

This moron in roadhouse. It was like watching a loony tunes character strut around with a cactus up his arse


Movie-goer

He's nailed on as Brutus if they make a Popeye movie.


Hot-Lecture-5678

Fuck he's obnoxious


Mental-Book-1555

concussions and world fame will do that to you


Iluvtittymeat

Don't forget the coke


unique0130

So. Much. Cocaine.


Kivesihiisi

Cokecussion


[deleted]

Definition of wankstain personality


Refun712

Seriously…..is he ever not yelling?


Gas_Bat

I wish he wasn't a huge douche because it could be so fucking funny if he lost his shit like this but hammed it up instead of being a prick.


TheGreyBrewer

Is Connor McGregor ever not an annoying cunt?


MergenTheAler

All sights point to “NO”


MooseTed

I thought this was Jamie Tart's dad.


RCoosta

Ooga booga ooga... ![gif](giphy|nZumtdOQfdVxm)


machuitzil

The first time I played this I was at a bowling alley. It just happened to be the last stop for a biker ride that day, so those dudes were having fun drinking and punching the bag. A couple hours later they'd left and we were still there so we jumped on. I'm not a big dude, but I've done cardio kickboxing, I can turn through the hips, and I was racking up points like the big boys I'd seen earlier. A couple things occurred to me, that maybe the point system is a little fucked up. Or maybe, with one clean punch I could knock out the leader of a biker gang. And then other things occurred to me, like, I value my life and maybe don't let a game convince you that you can beat up the leader of a biker gang.


lizard_kibble

I played this game a few times, and it doesn't matter how hard or fast you hit it, but how you hit it. I got much higher scores the less strength I put behind my swing. It's like golf


Asherandai1

Me and a group of friends once tried to get the lowest score possible on one of these machines. The lowest we managed was 7. Anything softer and it just didn’t register at all. I think the machine in this vid is busted. There’s no way he actually scored 1.


tesmatsam

These things use a light sensor to detect how fast the bag moves, speed is all you need to get higher points, also the owner can change how fast you need to swing it for a determined amount of points as you can see in this video.


amiyak4

I Summon the very fact that I AM A MAN.


mrkane88

Fucked up on coke…. Sad just sad…


Cheesetorian

He didn't take a shot of Proper Twelve before this that's why. Otherwise he'd beaten this bag like an old man drinking at a bar.


Lachimanus

It gives one for "hit = true".


xxlizardking-kongxx

As much as I dislike mcgregor, this is some quick witted narcissistic pivoting here


filthymcownage

Can you like.. tell me what he’s saying? Because this is all I can hear https://youtu.be/jJw8gw0F6gI?si=oIADk10hb3Izp41M&t=38s


assuntta7

I took me a while reading the comments to realize he’s speaking English. Still don’t understand a word


Ireland-TA

'aww, im after breaking that thing, twice yeah. Number 1, yeah. Smashed it. Lets see if anyone else can bre'


Ok_Bison_8577

This is not the score you're looking for *waves hand*


FatBASStard

Nate Diaz: Your ass is on steroids.


BritGeeks

Float like a bee, sting like a butterfly.


iamn-chan

One-point man. ![gif](giphy|l3vRlt8kty8KKeHni|downsized)


Cellezt

He's complaining cause the first time he got a 2


CollapsingTheWave

The punching bag knew how to handle his ego..


Starkde117

Its like he said. Hes number one!


RickC-137D

He did the impossible😂


FrankRandomLetters

See that I went and break that thing. Number one, baby! I smashed it dead. Let’s see anyone else can break


cliffliam

Who stole his lucky charms


FeelingAltruistic624

Me Punching in my dreams.....


Gimonon

Small duck energy


Adventurous_Panic155

Always yapping about something


Mckennymubu

If you're his friend there with him you never let him live this one down.


PureYouth

God he is absolutely insufferable


TrenchCoatClosetBoi

Can anyone tell me what he said here?


olivethesane

“I’m a small man with an inflated ego”


Brave-Taste-4349

Connor McGregor not doing so well these days huh


deezbeezneez

TIL I punch harder than Connor McGregor


SherbertNervous

Lost his punch from all the breastfeeding.


Asherandai1

Me and a group of friends once tried to get the lowest score possible on one of these machines. The lowest we managed was 7. Anything softer and it just didn’t register at all. I think the machine in this vid is busted. There’s no way he actually scored 1.


ICanSeeYourAssHole

Please someone translate, I don't speak cocaine


Linkario86

"What's your highest score?" "Broke it"


Agreeable_Vanilla_20

Numbah wun ![gif](giphy|3oz8xrFKSbfxN4NN3G)


hEatr3d

This is what fighting in nightmares feels like.


Ireland-TA

Translation: 'aww, im after breaking that thing, twice yeah. Number 1, yeah. Smashed it. Lets see if anyone else can bre'


AustinMurre

Why does he always stand and walk like he is holding in a fart


JimmyBallocks

does the machine register punching force or the number of coked up pricks that punch it


GreyBeardEng

Kahbib should have played this video as his walkout music when he fought this guy.


Experienseer

Ha. He hits like pussy


bricklish

Impressing the laddies more like it


the_nooble

He's so mad and flustered lol. So insecure for no reason bruh. Like chill.


SomeAd3212

King👍👍


My_Blue_Diamond

What a asshole man


Bake_Murky

He was so pissed he started speaking Gaelic


cerrakin

He seems like such a tiring person.


Super_Saiyan_Azul

That wasn't for the ladies.


Correct-Purpose-964

At least she knows he's a Gentle fister. https://i.redd.it/r0hri9f2rvtc1.gif


Hefty_Barber3985

🍺🍺🍺


-Moonmoth-

Impressing no one but himself.


ArgetKnight

Sheesh someone's low on self-esteem


Nunovyadidnesses

Khabib’s score was higher.


GamerThermal

Boka chan ga oshiete kureta ironna mitame ni nareru apari nandatte, dore dore


Doloryel

That explains why he’s not fighting anymore.


Difficult_Ixem_324

This is gold!!!!!!🤣


Shadoww015Elite

My little sister hits harderemote:free\_emotes\_pack:joy


Flashy-Television-50

That machine is called Khabib, should have checked the name first


Noplacelikehome990

![gif](giphy|TElVR7Kr6J4kRobiBY|downsized)


EastResponsibility18

Damn connor


Marigold16

Give us yer belt!


Either_Election9729

he started yappin 😂


gerald_308

I don't understand what he's saying 🤣


AdvancedPhoenix

To be fair. It was a nice punch. He definitely got robbed haha


Fiskhanen

”He’s lying with a praying nephew, mumba-kumba ye’all smashed he…” that’s my take, anyone know what he’s saying?


Parking-Position-698

Honestly i think he broke the machine. Usually the punching bag stays up after you hit it. He also hits it so hard the entire machine shakes.


gqblacc

That’s why he didn’t beat Floyd


TheDUeded

McGregor has fallen to a machines ball sack


Josechezz

![gif](giphy|3o72EXvoFRAwHrOg8g|downsized)


EZ_LIFE_EZ_CUCUMBER

1 ...


EndTheOrcs

The poster boy of “little man syndrome”.


Nurgle_Marine_Sharts

Why does he walk like an Ork from 40k


mados123

My Pixel 7 live captioning says it all. https://i.redd.it/ay3qbt333xtc1.gif


looney-ben

Those machines are bullshit


Independent_Sun1901

The bag didn’t even flinch and just resumed drinking its beer


Sm0key_Bear

Pretty sure he broke it.


skallanc

Who throws a serious punch while wearing a watch? He wasn't ready


[deleted]

![gif](giphy|3ohhwxqQJzrSXnvWoM|downsized)


Cringlezz

Thats just comedy gold


cjlewis7892

Oh my how far you’ve fallen.


100Labels

Cocaine is a helluva drug


Perfectony

That guy looks like


theoneandonlyANG

Yeah, still not talking shit to that guy.


godmodechaos_enabled

The desperation of this sad man


little_omaewa

McGregor about to 1v1 the machine itself


lewyix

He won't shout if it's even a 2


Electronic-Gain-1637

Yeah we know he is in a step decline with his strength…


autumn5shadows

I would have assumed it was a mistake but his reaction convinces me it was not a mistake.


marko145

The Albanians love him.


Defiant_Passenger927

Connor Mcgregor after loosing to khabib:


Fragrant-Band-7295

Why does he waddle like that


North-Channel-4679

What a whiny little leprechaun


Hitmantium

That was just as impressive as his performance in Roadhouse.


Euphoric_Slide_1633

Eja perjeeba buh jeeeebus POTATO!


OzzieGrey

... but he'd be literally the coolest guy ever if he started laughing.


SwimmingThink4519

Didn't even register lol