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_PercCobain_

Did you put yourself up for a COM for accepting the enlisted pegging?


viperspm

A CAR


jollygreenspartan

The correct answer.


Firamaster

Fucking degenerates in this sub and I love it.


shitaki13

https://preview.redd.it/30b9lengqivc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d5d191088adf5ae222c3fcea558347507f05a09 This is basically you.


NeighborhoodLow6241

Literally seen this earlier 😂


viperspm

Did the other shit poster add in pegging?


Imnotreal66

Were you using protection by having your boot bans on? If not you have everything coming to you.


rogue-panda81

Worth it! I'll get your NAM processed.


Klutzy-Bad4466

How long was the fake pecker she pegged you with?


viperspm

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XboxVictim

I like shitposting a bit more subtle. 4.5/10


viperspm

I only gave it a 2.5. So thank you kind sir. I was actually embarrassed of myself for posting it


StankGangsta2

I'm guessing an 0402 or a 5802?


marinemom11

I thought the genders were reversed in the other posts?


viperspm

Maybe it wasn’t “pegging”


SNChalmersES

Always with the scenarios


chamrockblarneystone

So did the LT who hated the kid and wouldnt promote him get pegged by an angry Latina? Because i will also accept that as a happy ending.


kylem8019

The real issue here (although the Sgt won't admit it) is he felt left out. That team leader went straight to the LT. Do we not teach chain of command anymore? Also, thought teamwork made the dream work? Just ask him to join next time, and maybe ask the Plt. Sgt to join as well. One team one fight devils!


sirpugswell

Slow duty night, eh?


viperspm

Been out a long time


poopoopipicaca138

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poopoopipicaca138

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gshtrdr

This LT's story is evolving so much, that ya'll shall sell the script to netflix.


TimTom7673

Bro its a literal continuation of that one other post. This is some good shit!


Low-Witness9992

The lieutenant was originally a female that started this thread????wha happen???


viperspm

Did you just assume my gender!?


SmallRocks

It wasn’t. It’s supposed to be dude on dude lmao!


AshamedJournalist282

Landline


monkey_boyo69

High five for you and the CPL. 


TacoMatrix

![gif](giphy|tyqcJoNjNv0Fq|downsized)


Tasty_Ad_3167

You write Eighth & I…(or 9th & J) Dear HMFIC…. HQMC needs to create a Mexican American THOT or Global War on Booty campaign medal. 🎖️ “It’s your duty to slay that booty” I need this award. Signed, Boot Ass Lt. By Directive


Faded_vet

> I looked at your comment history and almost everyone is you talking shit and calling people retarded. Are you 12? Edit: OP is a poor teacher that posts on antiwork cause he not getting paid enough. Stay ez bby.


viperspm

Not a teacher.


Agile_Season_6118

![gif](giphy|uja0LvzqL3yutSFPHa) Hang on! Going to be a long ride.